Announcer live from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon join his guests, musical guests of monsters and men and featuring the legendary ruths crew and now here is your host, jimmy fallon thank you very much. Welcome. Thank you so much, everybody welcome to the tonight show. Were coming to you live right now from studio 6 a. After the final debate between President Trump and joe biden and i think we can all agree the winner was Kristen Welker. Come on. Knockout home run of course, everybody was talking about how there would be a mute button used during tonights debate it seemed like it worked pretty we well im thinking of getting one for thanksgiving the muted mikes helped it was much calmer at one point they almost cut to Jeffrey Toobin to lightening things up. Trump seemed much more calm. Did they replace him with his disney robot for the most part, things were civil compared today first debate, was a ufc fight on meth. It was a
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Bryan Cranston julia garner musical guest, surfaces. And featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hey you guys hey thank you very much, everybody thank you so much for tuning in welcome to the tonight show. My name is jimmy fallon. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, this weekend in between rounds of golf at his private country club in new jersey, President Trump decided to take coronavirus Financial Aid into his own hands. Listen to this President Trump spent the weekend at his golf resort in new jersey he signed a series of executive orders billed as an end run ar just so were all clear, during a historic pandemic that has crippled the economy, the president of the United States signed four executive orders to help the unemployed from his private country club even Marie Antoinette was like, come on, man
Harris, booker, castro, yang, gabbard, maynard and hartley. And the last two names i made up, but did you notice . No. Because there are too many people. The candidates, i have to say, they really came out swinging tonight. No punches were pulled. Here we go oh gehrig goes in there punching. This is not a good scene at all. Jimmy i think we have the wrong clip. That was not the debate. [ laughter ] that was from the reds and pirates last night. Lets look at it again in slow motion. Because you can see from the other angle it looked like he connected, but not exactly the ufc from this one. Watch the Police Officer here, because hes just like uh, not, nothing to see here. [ applause ] go back to your seats. Get me a pretzel. Back to cnn. Cnn had ten candidates last night and another ten to talk to tonight. That is not a group of h r block employees here to help you with your w9. Those are the liberal hopefuls. It was a serious debate that got intense at times. But there were moments of l
Gabbard, maynard and hartley. And the last two names i made up, but no, there are too many people. The candidates, i have to say, they really came out swinging tonight. No punches were pulled. Here we go oh gehrig goes in there punching. Jimmy i think we have the wrong clip. That was from the reds and pirates last night. Lets look at it again in slow motion. From the other angle, it looked like he connected, but not exactly the ufc from this one. Watch the Police Officer here, because hes just like uh, not, nothing to see here. Go back to your seats. Get me a pretzel. Back to cnn. Cnn had ten candidates last night and another ten to talk to tonight. That is not a group of h r block employees here to help you with your w9. Those are liberal hopefuls that got intense at times, but there were moments of levity. Bill de blasio, the mayor of new york was funny. He said when i was president , and that was good. Cory booker from new jersey said we need real marijuana justice, which i think is
Jimmy thank you very muc looking good looking good out there thats great welcome to the tonight show. Give it up for the roots, everybody, right there [ cheers and applause well, you guys, the race for the democratic president ial nomination has barely started, and its already getting crazy listen to this former democratic senator mike gravel is thinking about running at 88 years old. [ light laughter ] 88 when they heard that, Bernie Sanders and joe biden were like, hey, whos the new kid . [ laughter and applause thats right we could have a 76yearold, a a 77yearold, and an 88yearold running for president. [ light laughter ] i cant wait for the debates i mean, who wouldnt be pumped about the possibility of listening to a threehour symphony of dry coughs [ laughter and applause [ coughing ] these guys shouldnt be running for president. They should be in a movie about a group of friends taking their last trip to las vegas [ light laughter ] thats thats what i would watch. [ applause ] bu