Harris, booker, castro, yang, gabbard, maynard and hartley. And the last two names i made up, but did you notice . No. Because there are too many people. The candidates, i have to say, they really came out swinging tonight. No punches were pulled. Here we go oh gehrig goes in there punching. This is not a good scene at all. Jimmy i think we have the wrong clip. That was not the debate. [ laughter ] that was from the reds and pirates last night. Lets look at it again in slow motion. Because you can see from the other angle it looked like he connected, but not exactly the ufc from this one. Watch the Police Officer here, because hes just like uh, not, nothing to see here. [ applause ] go back to your seats. Get me a pretzel. Back to cnn. Cnn had ten candidates last night and another ten to talk to tonight. That is not a group of h r block employees here to help you with your w9. Those are the liberal hopefuls. It was a serious debate that got intense at times. But there were moments of levity. Bill de blasio, the mayor of new york was funny. He said, when i am president , and that was good. [ laughter ] cory booker from new jersey said we need real marijuana justice, which i think is a new seth rogen movie coming out this summer. [ laughter ] the businessman andrew yang said were too late to solve global warming, so we need to get to higher ground. Hes basically got the same Climate Change policy as the rock. [ laughter ] and once again, Kamala Harris and joe biden fought like a divorcing couple on a paddleboat. It was everyone went after joe biden. It was joe versus the volcano tonight. After the beating he got last time biden said he wasnt going to be as polite this time around. And he definitely lived up to that. Vice president biden, you just heard mayor de blasio, whats your response . My response is [ long burp ] the debate will be right back, right after this short break. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy he didnt even say excuse me. Joe biden, you know, hes 76 years old. He stride to win over Younger Voters by using some of the hip slang from today. This idea is a bunch of malarkey. [ laughter ] jimmy good luck freeing a ap rocky with language like that. [ laughter ] President Trump has been watching and tweeting. The president weighed in today with his review of night one, lashing out at cnn moderator don lemon. He wrote, cnns don lemon, the dumbest man on television. Uh, hello. [ laughter ] insinuated last night while asking a debate question that i was a racist, when in fact, i am the leastest the least racist person in the world. He puts that in quotes, like its from a study or something. [ laughter ] you know who said that about him . Him hes quoting himself. Back to don lemon, perhaps someone should explain to don that hes supposed to be neutral, unbiased, and fair. Or is he too dumb, stupid to understand that . He felt the need for whatever reason to explain that dumb means stupid. Is it possible he thinks the people who follow him are too dumb to understand the word dumb . [ laughter ] anyway, we have dueling dons. Its not every day you see an orange attack a lemon, so that was fun. [ cheers and applause ] and i say this too. Because people talk about doubling down. Only donald trump would claim hes the least racist person in the world while calling a black man stupid. [ laughter ] watching this debate with all these democrats talking about all these it was like being in a house with a bunch of firefighters, and theres a raging wildfire outside. All the firefighters are on the couch arguing about how to fight it. There was a lot going on. Last night one of the candidates, governor Steve Bullock from montana, i guess they didnt have enough room for him on the stage, so they had to improvise. Governor Steve Bullock, please begin. Thanks, dana. I come from a state where a lot of people vote for donald trump. [ laughter ] lets not kid ourselves. Jimmy well, you know what . Turn out the lights when youre done in there, steve. Senator Bernie Sanders had a big night last night and one of the highlight moments. Tim ryan was arguing with him, i dont know who tim ryan is either, but he was arguing about the details of a bill and bernie shouted i wrote the damn bill, which shut him up. And of course the bill he was referring to is of rights. It was bernie and james madison. [ laughter ] they were holed up in a room with a quill pen and a whale oil lamp. The surprise star of the night last night was Marianne Williamson, who selfhelped her campaign. Watching this debate i missed her. It was like watching game of thrones without melisandre, the witch. Marianne williamson if you dont know is a spiritual author slash motivator who was the most searched candidate of the night last night. The top google searches during the debate were Marianne Williamson, Bernie Sanders, and porn. Not in that order. [ laughter ] Marianne Williamson to me seems like what happens you when you stay after yoga classes and ask your teacher if she has any tips and you walk out with two tinctures and eucalyptus oil. There are a lot of tweets, people even i know saying he sounds like me. Of course when i saw it my first thought was who is john delaney . And then i figured that out. Then i actually think he does kind of sound like me, but my wife doesnt and the kids dont. But ill let you decide. Close your eyes and open your ears and decide whether or not this guy sounds like me. So listen, this is what i dont understand. President trump wants to build physical walls and beats up on immigrants. Jimmy he looks like me, but he doesnt sound like what do you think . Guillermo i dont think so. Jimmy you dont think he sounds like me . Guillermo no, no. Jimmy can you imagine if he became president . Guillermo oh, my god. Jimmy i could prank call every major leader in the world. [ cheers and applause ] and i would use that power. That is my promise to you, my fellow americans. [ applause ] while were on the subject of prank calls, sebastian gorka, this is one of the monsters who lives under Donald Trumps bed. This guy, apparently he has a radio show, and apparently if you call that show its not so hard to get through. Mr. Gorka, i used to live in rosemont, west baltimore. I find it strange nobodys asking a certain question about all this. Whats the question . Well, do you have to buy special shirts to fit your head through your neck hole . In baltimore im not really sure. But thats a very strange question. Lets go to josh in wyoming. Line two. Hi, how are you . Very well, welcome to america first. Good, thank you, im a little nervous to be on the air. Dont be, dont be. Nobodys listening, only about 2 million people, so you can relax. Oh, wow, okay, then i will just say that you are a balloon headed [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, thanks, josh. I think that summed it up. Well done, josh, or whatever your name is. So back to this debate. One of the things the candidates feel like they have to do is sell us on their humble beginnings. You see this every election. They try to oneup each other on their back stories. Like this. I stand before you today as a granddaughter of an iron ore miner. Im the grandson of immigrants. . I was raised in a single parent household. As the daughter of a Union Teacher and a newspaper man. Zplt son of a construction worker. I grew up with a single mom in a poor neighborhood. My parents met when they were active in the civil rights movement. My sister is dating my father. Yeah. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy she could probably pull a few votes from trump. [ applause ] this is a subject id like to see these candidates weigh in on. Holiday inn announced yesterday that theyre doing away with mini shampoos. You know the shampoos you get. And this upsets me because those little shampoos are really one of the Simple Pleasures of life. You get one, youre deciding how much to use. Theres not a lot of shampoo, but its free. You can either use a little bit of it, just in case the maid doesnt leave a new one, or you can gamble and pour it all out on your head. Theyre getting rid of them and doing it for the environment, which is also what they say when they dont want to wash your towels. Its for the environment. This seems like an unusually forwardthinking move for a company that still brags about the fact that they have a fax machine in the business center. [ laughter ] meanwhile, donald trump is going the other way. His campaign has now sold almost half a Million Dollars worth of Plastic Straws. This is the real thing you can buy. Liberal paper straws dont work. Stand with President Trump and buy your pack of recyclable straws today. And Plastic Straws are only the beginning. The trump store is going allin with this. Global warming, Climate Change, extreme weather, the reason is its never sort of working. Want to support our president and devastate the environment . Shop till you drop at the trump store [ bleep ] the ocean saleabration. We have a garbage patch full of patriotic products guaranteed to choke every last [ bleep ] fish in the sea. Packing peanuts, Plastic Straws, coffee stirrers, sixpack rings, batteries, toxic sludge and paint. The only turtle we care about is this one. Remember, if the name says trump, its good to dump. The trump store, [ bleep ] the ocean saleabration. Lets make this shark week the last shark week. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is an interesting video, you know, because a lot of people watching the debates tonight want to hear about taxes. They want to know how much of their paychecks theyre going to get to keep. This is a kid named donnie who got an early lesson not from the debate but monopoly. Wheres all your money gone, donnie . Taxes. 9, 10, 11. I want to fix my houses. Bud, its okay. Its part of the game. No its not. Its not fun. Its not fun to what . Its the worst part of the game. Is what . Taxes jimmy hes right. [ applause ] hes right. The kid named donnie. Who doesnt want to pay taxes. He could be president some day. One thing about me is i believe that children are our future. I know its controversial, but its just what i think. Whomever we elect will have a great impact on future generations, and even though kids cant vote yet, they should be heard. So we went down to the Farmers Market and asked children to tell us who they think should be the next president. Who do you think should be the next president . Michelle obama. How come . Well, she was a better president than donald trump. Bruno mars. Why would he be good . Because he would take care of people and make good music for people. Who do you think should be the next president . Alf. Who do you think should be the next president . Oprah. How come . Shes very inspirational. Someone nice. Maybe justin bieber. Why would he be a good president . Uh, hed be better than the one we have right now. I know someone named dara. She was a camp counselor, and she kind of like helps the environment a lot. And i think shed be a great president. Michael jordan. Why would he be good . Because i like the basketball skills. His shoes . Yeah. Who do you think should be the next president . My mommy. Taylor swift, maybe. Not donald trump. Who would be better than him . At least someone with a good hair job. Like you. You have great hair. Yeah. Who do you think should be the next president . Odell beckham jr. Why would he be good . I dont know. Is he smart . Not really. Kanye west . Why would he be good . Because hes a rapper. Do you think kim would make a good first lady . Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its funny now. All right, we have a great show for you tonight. We have music tonight from bj the chicago kid. Steve martorano is here. 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My feet go boom boom boom, zoom zoom zoom, zoom zoom zoom my feet go boom boom boom walkin away from you jimmy hello and welcome back to the show. Tonight, a gentleman who knows his way around a pot of boiling water. He has a new italian steakhouse coming to pittsburgh. Steve martorano is here. Steve will be making my alltime favorite meal. Do you know what that is, guillermo . Guillermo linguine and i forgot. Jimmy exactly. Linguine and clams. Then, his new album is called 1123. Bj the chicago kid from the mercedesbenz stage. Tomorrow night, Milo Ventimiglia will be here. Alison brie will join us. And well have music from the head and the heart. So please join us for that. Our first guest tonight has more emmys than humans have fingers and toes, in some cases many more. She is nominated once again for her performance as selina meyer on the great show veep. The seventh and final season is on hbo now. Please welcome Julia Louisdreyfus. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy how are you . Im good, how are you . Jimmy im doing great. Thank you. So glad to see you. Jimmy and youre feeling well . Everything is good . Yeah. Why, do i look sick . Jimmy well, you know, youd had some things. Some things here and there. Im good. Jimmy you last night kind of elaine benes in a way got a shout out. Yes. Jimmy lets show that clip so people know whats going on. I dont think the Democratic Party should be surprised that so Many Americans believe yada yada yada. [ cheers and applause ] that was so bizarre. I guess shes going to pick me as her running mate. Is that what that means . Jimmy i think if anything shd be yr running mate. Come on now. That must be kind of exciting. Well jimmy no . Its bizarre. Its kind of like worlds colliding and then some, right . Jimmy yeah. When you become such a part of the fabric of society. Culture, yeah. Jimmy that youre now like a catch phran dete yeah, totally. Jimmy i imagine its lik the lady from the wheres the beef commercial must have felt like so many years ago. It will be weird when they say no soup for you. Jimmy that will be weird. [ cheers and applause ] so do you feel like you have any kind of like, extraordinary insight into the election and wh goes on in the white house because of the show that you just did for seven seasons . Just did for seven seasons . Just did for seven seasons . Just did for seven seasons . Yeah, i think ive learned a lot about politics. Jimmy yeah. And ive got a sense of the, of the true anxiety that probably a lot of these people feel going in and trying to sell themselves as a candidate, as a brand and make a stamp and a quick a stamp sort of as themselves but quickly and jimmy yeah, right. Just to boil yourself down. Whoo. Jimmy and also to, the things you dont do are probably more important, as we saw. I think i learned what its like to be a candidate from your show, and then i go, wait a minute, i dont know if its really like this at all. [ laughter ] it is. Jimmy it is, yeah. As a matter of fact, as i was watching the debate tonight it gave me a lot of anxiety. I had to kind of turn away, you know . Jimmy when you would watch a debate like that, like a couple years ago would you be thinking oh, how can i use this for the show . Totally, 100 . Jimmy and does that change the way you watched it tonight . You can just relax and. Yeah, yeah, i guess. I dont know. Ive seen it now a few times, know what i mean . Jimmy wouldnt it be great if cnn had just slipped one of selenas debate clips into that programming. I would have loved it. It would have fit in really perfectly. Jimmy it really would have fit in. Thats the thing thats crazy. Yeah. Jimmy what kind of time period like i dont know what i can say about the last episode of veep even though it was months ago that it aired. I think we can talk about it. Jimmy can we now know what happened . Why not . Why shouldnt we . Jimmy okay. I mean, i think. Unless somebody tells me im wrong. Go for it. Jimmy theres the ending of the show. Yes. Jimmy in which selina again becomes president of the united states. [ applause ] everybody applauds, but its not for real, number one, and number two, shes a terrible person. What the hell is wrong with this country jimmy well, we did it once, why not again . Exactly. Jimmy okay, so, and then at the very end of the show yes. Jimmy its 20 something, like four years later. They jump ahead 20, 25 years later. Jimmy and were watching the news. And selina meyer has died. Yes. Were at her funeral. The coverage of her funeral. Jimmy and almost immediately after just kind of right in the middle of the coverage of her funeral tom hanks dies and steals her thunder completely. Thats exactly right. And that, incidentally, i love that joke so much because we spent a lot of time talking about his iconic career. And within the context of the show. Of course it is an iconic career that hes had. But it was a callback in fact to the pilot episode of veep in which we reference tom hanks and what if something that selina did gets bumped out of the news cycle if something bad happens, like if tom hanks dies. And everybody looks actually it was matt walsh playing the character saying why would you Say Something like that . Tom hanks is not going to die. And of course we use that joke at the end of the episode, which is really great. Jimmy what i was wondering is if tom knew he was going to die on the show. Okay. So get a load of this. Jimmy okay. So i were in the final mix for the show. Weve locked picture. So this is you know, were about to turn it in to hbo, and then its done, done. You cant touch it. And were listening to the playback. And one of our producers says, hey, who talked to tom about this . [ laughter ] and we all sort of looked at each other. And we had all forgotten to be in touch with tom hanks. And so i mean, wed gotten permission to use clips from his movies and stuff. So all of a sudden im furiously writing emails an email to him, email to his agent, texting him, trying to reach him because we were under the gun. I mean, literally we had no time. And fortunately, while we were in the sound mix, within about 20 minutes, i heard back from him. And the first thing he said was absolutely. I explained to him the joke, and he got it completely. And his second thing was he was complaining that he wasnt cast as the abortion doctor in an earlier episode. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy so it was a lose lose for tom. Exactly. But he was a good sport about it. Jimmy thats a good sport when youre calling to somebody to really to tell them that theyve passed away. Yeah. Jimmy and they handle it well. Yeah. Jimmy thats why hes americas most beloved, i guess. Exactly. Jimmy when we come back, we will see a clip that may remind you of what happened on television tonight. Julia louisdreyfus is here. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] apple card is here. And here. Its a new kind of credit card. Created by apple, not a bank. With a better way to track where you spend. Daily cash you get back every day. And a new level of privacy and security. Nice. This seat is reserved for the restless. Nice. Those who need to. Move. And roar. And ride. Up, down, over. Powering through. This seat is for those that get down in it. Into the fray. The arena. This seat is not for spectators. Millions of wellrested humans once roamed the earth. But with rising stress in the modern world, yawning a good nights sleep is nearly extinct. However, theres hope on the horizon. Every day, ikea is designing vital sleep sanctuaries. 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Senator. When i was coming up as a lawyer, i didnt have to remind everyone i was a woman every ten seconds, because they never let me forget it. I smiled all through the casual grabbing of my behind, and all the secret meetings on the golf course that i wasnt invited to. So how about giving a little thanks to the women like me who built the ladder that you used to get up onto your soapbox. How about for once in your life you stop whining, you stop complaining, and just man up, because i honestly [ applause ] yeah. Thats right. You heard me. Man up. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Julia Louisdreyfus in veep. Its over. Theres no more veep to watch. But if you havent watched it go back from the beginning and watch it all the way through to tom hankss death. Okay. I know this is maybe embarrassing but youve got eight emmys for acting. Youve got 11 emmys total. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy you have youre tied for the most acting emmys ever from any comic actress. Right . Or any actor, male, female, no matter what. Youre tied with Cloris Leachman. Bless her heart. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy who is 93 years old. Yes. Jimmy and are you looking forward to really crushing her in september . Shes going down remember Cloris Leachman in Young Frankenstein . Jimmy fantastic. F rachlt frau bluhe. He was my boyfriend. She was incredible. Jimmy youre better. What . Jimmy youre going to be ahead of her. No, no, no, no. Jimmy it is the number of awards that really matters . Jimmy matters the most. I ask where you keep your awards. Because you have so many emmys. Theres only one trophy you display in your home. Yes. Yes. Jimmy it is this one right here. Explain what that is. Ill tell you what that is. I got a star on the hollywood walk of fame a few years back, and they misspelled my [ bleep ] name. [ laughter ] for true. It was the most extraordinary moment. So they had to fix it. And i said oh, oh, save the misspelled part. Julia luis dreyfuss. And so i have that, and its a prized possession of mine. Just a good reminder to keep me in my place. Jimmy yeah. Its good, isnt it . Jimmy yeah, its great. They jackhammered that out beautifully, too. Yeah. Jimmy also, a great award, especially for a comedy actor is the mark twain prize, which you received last year. Yes. Jimmy and thats a big deal. Its at the kennedy center. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy everyone came to pay tribute to you. Did you enjoy that experience . Well, let me tell you something. I got this letter asking me to come to the kennedy center. And when i first got this letter, i misread it, and i thought they were asking me to speak about someone else. Jimmy mmhmm. And i was like, im not going to go all the way to d. C. And tout somebody elses accolades. And then i read it again and i said oh, my god, its me, oh, of course ill go. [ laughter ] so that was actually how i opened the whole i was telling that story on myself, which is kind of true. But it was it was really scary, to tell you the truth, because you come out and there are like 3,000 people sitting there. Jimmy and theyre very serious, kind of, for a comedy audience. Wealthy people mostly. Yeah. And youre and they put you in a booth and you have to, you know, and i sort of made an evita joke when i was up there. But i was nervous as hell, and because they say were going to give you this award for comedy, congratulations. Now speak for 15 minutes. So its sort of like you have to prove that youre worthy of it. Jimmy mmhmm. Which is how i looked at it, which is kind of the truth. And so i was just [ bleep ] in my pants, to tell you the truth. I was really nervous. Jimmy how long did you worry about and work on what you were going to say . Please, i worried about it from the getgo and worked on it for a number of weeks leading up. But i had an epiphany on the plane ride there. Actually, the plane ride from new york to d. C. , because id done your show. Jimmy oh, yeah. You were with us, yeah. And i had this epiphany. I did a whole long bit about considering myself a dramatic actress and i was put off that this was only for comedy and i had auditioned for merchant of venice and i didnt get it, and i thought it was sort of a joke that i hadnt gotten it, blah, blah, blah, so then i started doing porsches monologue from merchant of venice but i did it like elaine benes. So that was my epiphany i got on the plane. So that worked out. Jimmy good for you, i guess. Its great to have you here. Thank you. Im so happy to be here. Jimmy i hope you beat that Cloris Leachman at the emmys. [ cheers and applause ] shes worn this crown for too long Julia Louisdreyfus the final season of veep is on hbo. Well be right back with steve martorano. [ cheers and applause ] he wanted his first drink to be of his own bourbon. He didnt have much money. But he did have a few friends. People who were raised the right way. Over 120 days, they rebuilt the distillery. 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And soon he will open his firstever italian steak house in pittsburgh, pennsylvania. Please say hello to steve martorano. Hello steve [ cheers and applause ] very good to see you. Jimmy steve, congratulations on the steakhouse. Its an italian steakhouse. Its italian, because most steakhouses you go to have the same sides and appetizers. I wanted something different. So were going to bring the italian feels to the apps like meatball and some macaroni dishes you really cant get in a good steakhouse. Theres always a fettucine alfredo. But were going to bring you linguine with clams. Something like that. Jimmy as you know because we discussed this, my favorite meal, my death row meal, linguine and clams. How come when i said lets do a competition you said you didnt want to do it. Jimmy i know how to make it but i would not consider myself an expert in any way. This changed my whole style of cooking. Im from philly. I never went to school. I started selling sandwiches from a basement. Nobody taught me [ bleep ]. Nobody taught me anything. I went to new york city and i saw these guys in the boroughs claim house, you know, where they clip jimmy yeah. Im watching these guys drop macaroni in the water, shuck clams im saying oh, this is the right way. I went home, shut everything down and started to do the right way. Everything fresh, everything to order. But if it wasnt for that clam joint, i probably wouldnt be here today. Jimmy youd be eating out of a can. Which i do now. I still open up a progreso sometimes. Jimmy show us how to do it the hard way. Clam knife. They say a clam knife. Its just a paring knife. You cut yourself, i swear on my mother, you cut yourself im walking out. All right . Jimmy ill still be bleeding. It wont make a difference, though. Clams. These are from jersey. Jimmy what kind of clam is that . This is a top neck clam. You can use a middle neck. You can use a cherry stone. Theyve got to be ice cold. If theyre warm they wont open. It will take you 20 years. They have to be soaked and icecold. Also, hold that in your hand. Rhode island, connecticut. These come from new jersey from samuel and sons. Theyve got the best clams around. But new york, boston. Great clams. Get your knife. You got some water. Rinse it off in the water. We got your bowl. Now, you know how to hold it, cause . Jimmy i think like this. No, no, no, thats [ bleep ]. Turn it like this. Jimmy all right. The big part on the end, now you got to look for the lip. Look at the lip and just get it in there easy. Jimmy oh, you go in the front way. Real easy. Jimmy you got it. Now you had cold clams . Jimmy its my favori thing. I love it. I once went diving and i took a screwdriver and jammed it into a clams mouth and i pulled the clam out and i pried it open and i ate the whole thing. Y man. Thats class. Jimmy thank you. Now, look. I want to hear the noise. Aint that great . Jimmy not for them. But for me, yeah. It does taste like the new jersey sea. Its a good sea weve got. Jimmy yeah. When you go buy fresh clams you cant open it go to your fish monger give them a couple dollars and tell them to open it for you. Jimmy you let him do it. All right. Were going to make the sauce. Hot pan, cold oil, food will never stick. Get the extra virgin olive oil. Jimmy how much . Half a cup, which were making a pound of macaroni. Jimmy is that good . Come on, cuz. More. Now were going to take garlic. Jimmy crushed garlic. In italy, they dont use much garlic. I aint from italy. Jimmy they dont eat they dont like much garlic. One, two, cloves. Give me 30 cloves. I love it. Jimmy this is italian american. We want to brown this. Then well throw a little bit of hot pepper. These are the clams that we shucked. Were going to put it in here. One minute. Its done. Its over with. The macaroni two seconds. Now what do you want to talk about . Hows the family . Jimmy theyre doing well, thank you. Good. Jimmy theyre not getting any of this. Do you brown garlic . Jimmy yeah, you know what i do . I do a little trick. I put it all down here. I do the same thing. Beautiful. I do the same thing. Jimmy then it all gets in there. Its got to have the brown. You like hot pepper . Jimmy i do, yes, oh, yeah. You like italian parsley . Jimmy i like everything. Yeah. Heres italian parsley in the oil. Now you want to take yourself another, these are chilies. Jimmy thats dried chili pepper . Dried. Oregano. Not oregano. Oregano. Comes from calabria. You want to put a little bit of this in it. Jimmy that looks like a lot. Cuz, you smell that, though . Jimmy smells great. You want that to get color. Do not precook your macaroni. Jimmy just on tv. Just on tv. I hate doing this. I swear on my mother i hate doing this. Jimmy i know this is a big sacrifice for you. So thank you for no, no, youre welcome. Jimmy tell me about your foundation while were doing this right here. Oh, cuz. Cuz. Im so honored to do this. Its called the martorano scholarship foundation. Jimmy right. Its not a handout. Its a hand up. Its about giving average people a shot. We all deserve a shot. Were going to give it a shot. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, all right. Got your clams . Jimmy with the water . Thats not water. Thats clam juice. Put it in there. Jimmy youre right. Okay. We dont want to hammer this. We just want to warm it up. Jimmy we dont want them to get rubbery. Ready to go. Take the macaroni out. Jimmy i got to get my helper over here. Hes really good at eating. Guillermo yes. [ applause ] jimmy hes from italy. Hes fullblooded italian. What part of italy are you from . Napoli. Im sicilian. Thats different. Jimmy hes serious. I know hes serious. Jimmy a spoon or something. Got your spoon. Forget about the spoon. Get the bread, get the bread jimmy forget about the spoon. We got a little bit of bread. There we go. This is gluten free, i assume . No, not at all. Cuz. The biggest mistake, glutenfree. You cant eat macaroni glutenfree. Jimmy oh, thats delicious, so garlicky and good. Oh, my god. Take the macaroni out. Dont strain it. Just put it right in your pan. Jimmy id like to imagine the stoners at home just dying for this. Its just as good as you imagine it is. Cuz. This is all youve got to do. Thats it, cuz. Jimmy and again, cook the pasta in advance, right . No one question. Would you put cheese on this . Jimmy no way. Of course not. Do you hear what he said . Why wouldnt you put cheese . Jimmy because it gives you agita because its salty. Youve got salt from the clams. Youve got salt from the macaroni. Why would you want to put more salt . Whats wrong with you people . Jimmy prime italian steakhouse opening later this year in pittsburgh. This is the, this is like the magic part. Look at you, guillermo. I got you, cuz. Do you have a box to go . I want to take it home. You tell me, jimmy. Jimmy all right, ill tell you, all right. And dont lie. Jimmy i wont lie. I would never, ever lie to you. I can smell that. Jimmy its beautiful. Steve martorano, everybody. Well be right back with b. J. The chicago kid. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by the all new amg gt fourdoor coupe. Mercedes amg, driving performance. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to Julia Louisdreyfus and steve martorano. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next but first, this is his album 1123. Here with the songs, time today and champagne, bj the chicago kid [ cheers and applause ] my body all over your body babe anything you want i got it right here yeah so bring that body yeah i got time, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah lead me to the spot ill lick every drop ill be dippin in your honeypot throw away the clock cause i got time todayay yeah i got time todayay yeah i got time today yeah yeah so no more champagne til midnight come on, l. A. , put your hands together one time. Come on. No more champagne til midnight come on no more champagne til midnight who knows what time well be arriving no champagne til midnight im about to miss the party no more champagne til midnight because it got me kissin all on yo body im already twisted got me seeing double its bout to get explicit you gone be in trouble that champagne got me thinking bout canceling plans that i made in advance id rather be using my hands on ya body hey, come on, l. A. So no more champagne til midnight no more champagne til midnight no more champagne til midnight no more champagne hey whatchu gone do club bout to close and you got ya dress on so next time baby yeah its all on you the drivers outside this should be a lesson so next time baby our friends keep tellin us bout how were always late and then the reservations cant compare to parts on my plate that champagne got me thinking about canceling plans that i made in advance idher be using my hands on ya body no more champagne til midnight no more champagne til midnight no more champagne til midnight when we get through the dark well turn the lights on [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight scorched earth. Caught in an endless wall of smoke and flames. Firefighters no match for flames this ferocious and this intense. The amazon rainforest on fire, creating some 20 of the worlds oxygen, now the lungs of the planet struggling to breathe. 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