cloned three cavs that, once grown, will be capable of producing 50% more milk than the average american cow. so they re putting our cows out to pasture like voters did to hillary. that is a reach but i approve. by the way, i believe we have a picture of the new super cows. [cheers and applause] greg: yes. off to a good start! okay. enough of that. let s talk about giant balloons, all right? yeah! greg: no. not those. i mow ten chinese surveillance balloon shot down off the coast of south carolina. china should have said there was a boy inside. that s what i would have done. then i would have shot it down because i m a bad man. anyway there was lots of speculation over the balloon s sudden appearance rumor has it joe insisted that it was just a full moon. maybe it came from hunter s birthday party from last saturday. you know he loves his balloons. normally if they re full of cocaine and shoved up a drug mule s ass but still. hunter and the balloon have a lot in comm
the bureau looking under every boogie board for secret materials. no documents were discovered by the hand from his time as vp were taken. after biden spent the weekend relaxing and definitely not instructing hunter to burn documents that seem like a big deal. do not worry, the white house counsel says it s a plan search. today, a planned consensual search with the justice department at the beach house and no classified march documents were found. this is consistent with the president from the getting having total cooperation through the ongoing investigation being transparent from the beginning providing information as it occurs throughout the process. we ve released thousands of statements from the president s personal attorney in the white house counsel s about the process. if greg: total cooperation. about the trademark white house transparency, we found the fbi searched the biden center in november, but they forgot to tell us. top republican james comer said the nati
moving the setting to new york city. we wencityt to brian kilmeade fa comment. oh, my . oh, my gosh. something clearly is wrong with him. i mean, other than his . personality looks and careertti choice. butth according to one casts member, settincig a movie in ths city will make it twenty timess more mortifying. moreyeah, no, all you gotta do e is turn the camera on and point it down any street. and if there isn t a burning fox news christmas tree in your way and just hope thatd st someone doesn t beat youea senseless and steal your camera before you re done. so how is new york lately? well, yo u got machete attacks. you got gangs, and dirt bikesstg robbing people in daylight. you got strung out o and homele and that s just in kat s apartment. yeah, yo shou got of shoving pee in front of trains. elderly you got transients clobbering the elderly. you got jesse watters hangingen out on sixth avenuuel e hoping you ll recognize him who don t p give him money or he ll give you
politician did something i totally absolutely love and it doesn t involve suicide. you sick, horrible people. it does involve a democrat. i know. what s wrong with me? besides the obvious stuff. do i have a head injury. if i had a dollar every time my mom asked me that as a baby. after she would push me off the bassinet. last night i complemented hillary clinton. man, did i get a tone of hate mail for that. most of it from bill. but now i m about to complement cory booker. stop. stop. i know, it sounds like i m losing my mind. you remember corey. he s the guy who says this crazy stuff. the closest i will probably have to i am spartacus. moment. sometimes my testosterone makes me feel like punching him. i hurt. when dick durbin called me i had tears of rage learning about that meeting. are you not to feel that hurt, your silence is complicity. i want to tell you when i look at you, this is why i get emotional. no one is going to steal that joy. you have earned this spot. y
press conference where he tried to convince the world everything under his leadership is just dandy. he s put at 38% approval, the lowest of his presidency so far. biden getting asked why so many americans think the country is on the wrong track, but all he could muster up was his usual nonsense on russia and bogus claims about inflation. i can understand why the american people are frustrated because of inflation, but inflation is higher in almost every other country. prices at the pump are higher in almost every other country. we re better positioned to deal with this, but we have a way to go. ultimately the reason gas prices are up is because of russia. russia, russia, russia. how long is it fair to expect american drivers and drivers around the world to pay that premium for this war? as long as it takes. russia cannot in fact defeat ukraine and move beyond ukraine. jeez louise. and the guy who helped obama get elected think joe isn t cut out for this line of work.