effecting our families like inflation, crime, and the border crisis. biden is only interested in appeasing his far left face with a focus on abortion, student debt blout, and promise to save democracy. he has a new attack line that rolls off the tongue. >> polls have been all over the place. i think that we're going to see one more shift back to our side the closing days and let me tell you why i think that. we're starting to see some good news on the economy. the election is not a referendum, it's a choice, it's a choice. republican criticizing the economic record, but look what i inherited and what i've done and look what they're offering. it is mega maga trickle down. the kind of policies that have failed the country before, and will fail it again. >> mega maga trickle down. he tests out a last ditch effort to sway voters, aoc is making fun of constituents in a town hall. watch. >> all right. all right. listen, listen. okay. >> jesse: i think she has presidential material written all over her. so i don't know, mega maga trickle down, dancing the night away, does this look like a party that's confident? >> jeanine: this is fan at that see land, la la land. you have a president out there telling america that the economy is strong and that we have a mayor telling us that crime is all in our heads, it is just a perception, everything is great, the economy is great. he said, what did he say, poor people, middle class people and rich people will do great, it is a matter of time before it all happens. look, the american people know what it costs to buy gas, to buy food. they're very worried about their heat, i am worried about the heating bill. everybody is worried. >> jesse: i've seen your house. i would be worried, too. >> jeanine: the bottom line is you have to ask yourself the age old question. are you better off under joe biden than you were two years ago. inflation was 1.6%, now it is 8.3, highest in 40 years. now he says gas prices are coming down. when trump was president, they were $2.30. now they're down to $4 from an all-time high and you think we're doing well. this is a time for americans, we'll talk about crime in katie's block, this is a time for americans to say enough. >> jesse: do you think the mega maga trickle down, do you think he came up with that. >> i don't know. good to be back. i don't disagree largely with the way you frame the beginning of this, and judge, you put some meat on the bone. i would probably be doing this differently. i think there are things to brag about, touting they were able to accomplish the last two years, this congress. sometimes the president is there, sometimes he is not. if i were them, you have to give a tight message about infrastructure, prescription drugs, keeping taxes low. let the republicans know there are two plans, a rick scott plan and one that kevin mccarthy put out. suggesting things that people, to your point, judge, know to not necessarily be true, everyone knows you're paying more for eggs, paying more for gasoline, for meat at a restaurant or in a grocery store, and paying more for gas. probably things we could be doing to reduce the price of a gallon of gasoline the white house could do. i would do it because i think to your point, i like the show fantasy island, but the idea about fantasy land and things being talked about, some is incredulous, some of the things he has done is incredibly good. he has to say those things. if he does not, we could be in a disadvantage in the house and senate a couple weeks from now. >> jesse: would you see joe behind him with the three people behind him? >> they look what's coming, gone from ultra maga scare to mega maga trickle down economics, brings up the contrast of the economy under joe biden. when it comes to americans feeling like they're not focusing on issues that matter to their families, they may be focusing on them the way the generic ballot is going, republicans are up by six points not just one poll but many on the generic ballot. not like inflation will be fixed in the next two and a half, three weeks, it will stay the same or get worse. things aren't getting better for democrats on the issues. on issues of inflation and crime, the way democrats and particularly the white house ignored this is incredible considering how it effects people. inflation and crime are issues of survival to a human being. if you can't afford to feed your family, if you can't afford to pay your mortgage, you feel like every time you get on the subway, stop to put gas in the car your life is in danger, whether you're in philadelphia or somewhere else as a result of crime, those are existential threats to your well-being to your family, and yet they have acted like they're not even an issue. today, the d.a. of philadelphia is arguing you are racist if you dare criticize the policies while ignoring the fact that the majority of people are victims of this are minorities in those cities, so they've chosen to ignore it. they're still the top issues. lee zeldin is ahead one point in new york as a result of focusing on these things, and i think that they really have not done a good job thinking of what the american people want rather than focusing on trying to get their base out for election. >> how fun does an aoc town hall look. impre impressions, dances. >> they're 25 to get in, 100 to get out. i can't listen to this idiot any more. it is hard to watch. the move she's doing is not the bob from side to side, her dance is the hustle. she's hustled the entire district. no accomplishments to speak to other than killing amazon jobs. crime spiked in response to defund narrative, now everybody is killing each other, and that's what i am fascinated by. the democratic indifference, the people most effected by what they've done to the country, minorities plagued by crime and inflation. as a former cab driver, i can tell you nobody in my taxi garage which was all minority, they don't know my name, i was referred to as the white guy, for real, they're great people. the point is nobody leaves the taxi and goes to the inner-city where they worry about being mugged and cares about climate change. you dig? so when they say in politics you have to read the room, biden is not even in the room. to be clear, he is being sent to delaware this weekend, they're tired of trying to keep him on stage during a speech. they're the biden wranglers so he doesn't wander into the audience. he takes more time to exit a speech than to give one. the poor band, how many times do they play "hail to the chief" before he gets out. >>. >> jesse: is this how we end america's crime crisis? a big effort to impeach one of the most radical d.a.'s in the country. ♪ ♪ for over 100 years, lincoln's been exploring new ways to deliver sanctuary in its vehicles. comfort for body and mind. that's ambitious. but the future of sanctuary, well that's downright audacious. ♪ breakthrough heartburn... means your heartburn treatment is broken. try zegerid otc. it contains the leading medicine to treat frequent heartburn, uniquely designed for absorption. get all day, all night relief with zegerid otc. i have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. now, there's skyrizi. with skyrizi, 3 out of 4 people achieved 90% clearer skin at 4 months... and skyrizi is just 4 doses a year, after 2 starter doses. serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections, or a lower ability to fight them, may occur. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms, had a vaccine or plan to. ♪nothing is everything♪ talk to your dermatologist about skyrizi. learn how abbvie could help you save. ♪ >> could this be the way to end america's crime crisis. philadelphia's progressive d.a. larry krasner trying to fend off an effort by republican lawmakers to impeach him over the city's exploding crime rate. since he took office in 2017, murders have jumped 78%. in the latest lunacy from his office saw a convicted killer he exonerated and let out of prison now wanted in connection with another murder. he says attacking his policies is part of a republican play book. >> straight up, this is an effort to impeach someone for political purposes who has done nothing corrupt and nothing illegal because they want to erase philadelphia's votes, part of the republican play book as you well know is to point a finger at large, diverse cities and say large, diverse cities are lawless. what we see here is the same old play book, which is about coded, racist messaging, about blaming the biggest city in pennsylvania with the most diverse population for having the same national struggle that we have with gun violence everywhere. >> that comes after president biden offers his most confusing comment yet on rising crime. >> ahead of these midterms how big an issue is crime? >> i think it is a real issue and we have a great record on it. >> jesse, seems like krasner is more upset with the quote republican play book than convicted murderer he exonerated coming back and murdering someone else. >> jesse: he thinks he is a movie star. the state legislature asked him to testify behind closed doors about his crime policies and he turned them down, then he flew from philly to harrisburg and went to the capitol steps and held a press conference and called the republicans racist, said they were pursuing a southern strategy. republicans are upset because a white democrat d.a. is letting black people kill each other and that's racist. that's larry krasner's theory there. larry krasner let out a guy who ran over a woman and her baby daughter killing them, let him out on bail, then he went up and shot a high school football practice. larry krasner had a guy that was in prison for murder and he had an integrity unit let him out, nowesque charged with another murder and another that's on the lam. he is the worst d.a. in this country and deserves everything coming to him. >> judge, this isn't just about republicans, it is real victims that are victims of crimes, women raped on public transportation. we sat down to talk about crime and safety. listen to that and get your take. >> how many women feel it is safe for them to pump your gas here? no hands. who feels it is unsafe. yeah. and it is not just the women. defund the police message hurt the city of philadelphia and crime all over the country. raise your hand if you believe the defund the police message hurt us. >> yeah. lawrence said all of those people plan to vote for republicans, judge. >> jeanine: first of all, larry krasner is inept, he is a liar, he should not be d.a. he should be the public defender. larry krasner to stand up there and say that this is about erasing votes, it has nothing to do with that. one of the crimes that jesse talked about, one of the murders that larry krasner, what is it, his, i think conviction integrity unit decided to release someone who had been convicted after a jury trial, and then he goes out and kills again. the first murder, jesse, was when this guy goes out and he kills a man, a father, in front of his five-year-old son point blank, in front of his son, two days before christmas, and krasner's conviction integrity unit decides this is a man that deserves mercy. this is a unit supported by fetterman. look, the democrats own this crime crisis in the united states. they own it. people like krasner should be gone. george gas cone, alvin brag, tar sell clark, all these progressive d.a.s do not belong in those jobs. every woman i know now is afraid to wear jewelry, afraid to drive a good car, afraid she's going to be followed home, and there are legitimately good reasons to be afraid, and it is because democrats decided that's the way to go for social justice which no one defined. i still don't know what social justice is. >> obviously people are being killed, the worst of it, this also has a negative economic impact. stores are closing in places like philadelphia, washington, d.c. because it is too dangerous, then of course the communities that live there have less economic opportunity to better their communities. >> right. i am as concerned as any as to the human toll and threats people feel for their safety. i don't view it as a democratic or republican problem. it is a national challenge. we have poor thinking, ineffective individuals that happen to be democrats in some of these jobs. this d.a. is right in one regard. i don't know if you can impeach him if he didn't do anything corrupt, they should do anything they can to get him out of office. jesse, you said it well. sometimes you try to be political and coy, you were right, he went to harrisburg and said that they were racist because they wanted him to prosecute criminals who were imparting harm and fear on the parts of majority of the diverse population that he talked about. he shouldn't be d.a. not because he's not a decent guy that wants to do well, but his policies are not working. these d.a.s who are still employing and pursuing this platform wanting to release people from jail that commit violent, murderous acts, i don't know what that's accomplishing. seems to me there's no social or justice in any of that. the communities they're bringing harm to, ask those communities if they feel this is an act of social justice, it is not. were you right about us owning this? if we don't have a national message that denounces cashless bail for violent offenders, if we don't make clear every time the president speaks the next two weeks, he must say we fully funded the police, passed a policing bill in the house, not one republican voted for it, that's what he means when he said he thought they were doing better. we can't be for cashless bail, democrats, if we want safer communities, especially if you want safe communities for people like me and for people that look like me. >> i think a kid solves this. we used to play a game, cops and robbers. >> jesse: guess who's who. >> i am jealous of the robber. as a fat kid, i could never get away. i never bothered. i would get a dragnet and close the cap. we created a system that has more empathy for the criminal than the cop, this is the residual effect of this. what i am so blown away about, the narrative pushed on the left that republicans are evil for highlighting all the crime. we're the ones bringing attention to it to stop it. they're the 911 operators letting it go to voice mail playing candy crush on the phone. if we just accept that, i think we have a foundation for a step forward. >> all right. it is definitely an issue. coming up, talk about interesting timing, the biden administration investigating elon musk after he gets closer to buying twitter. ♪ subway's drafting 12 new subs for the all-new subway series menu the new monster has juicy steak and crispy bacon. but what about the new boss? 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>> well, they like controlling communication, so twitter is the social media giant that buried the hunter biden laptop story, talk about national security reviews, that's one they should maybe review instead. then the mainstream media outlets didn't cover it, so twitter saved the presidential campaign. between the white house and green left, elon musk is interesting to me. he owns tesla, has 68% market share of electric vehicles in america. they are doing what joe biden claims he wants to do, big transition to electric vehicles. he has lead the way. but because he doesn't do exactly what the white house wants, his workers are not unionized, the white house froze him out of any kind of celebrations. last summer did a big electric vehicle event at the white house, did not invite elon musk, even though he is dominating in the electric vehicle market, he is too unwieldy for them. they maybe like his green agenda but don't like the idea that he is outspoken, wants to own one of the major communication outlets with free speech in this country, they're using the power of government like they always do to go after people they deem a threat politically. >> jeanine: jesse, the officials haven't identified what tools they're using for reviews, but one of the things they're objecting to, apparently elon musk has some investment from foreign funders, such as a prince in saudi arabia, and apparently he said something positive about medvedev, putin's predecessor, so they're all out of shape over that. >> jesse: if they want to kill it, they can kill it. they're mad for two reasons. he is disloyal. obama biden gave musk billions to get this off the ground. took the money, he is richest man in the world but not a democrat any more. he is also too powerful for them. if he had been in charge of twitter during the last election, joe biden never would have gotten elected. usually billionaires play within the system, but he is trying to disrupt the system, so he put a whole target on his back. if you disrupt the system, the system comes at you hard. they came after trump, roguan, howard stern, going after the tea party, they will go after him with everything. they tried me too. they'll look into his taxes, the fbi will look into him, justice department will find some environmental thing to get him. it doesn't matter. they'll have banks deplatforming. they'll use anything to get him down. that's the mc.o. and the right has to make a decision. when the right gets back, are they going to fight fire with fire. i know the republican philosophy, you don't use the government against your political enemies, it is small government, but you get abused like this, they have to make a choice. >> jeanine: what's happening, harold, apparently musk tweeted that he threatened to stop providing free starlink in the ukraine and access to ukrainian military due to not making profit there. he then rescinded that threat a week later saying he would uphold the offer, by all the money the country is receiving from the united states. what was that all about. >> i don't know. i do know this. i think elon musk and steve jobs, i am 52 years old, steve jobs was older than me, they're the two great -- bill gates is part of this. you look at the entrepreneur, the vision, the ability to execute on their vision, they're unbelievable. that doesn't make him god, make him perfect, he is brilliant. i think if the white house believes there should be a cfius investigation into starlink, starlink has a relationship with department of defense, do a lot of work for us as taxpayers and american citizens. if they allow him to do that work and he didn't have a cfius review, i don't understand what the issue is now. >> jeanine: what does that tell you? >> either they discovered something, i don't think cynically or critically, they have to share those things. i assume musk's lawyers would ask those questions. one person on twitter, i don't know how to talk about twitter, a person on twitter said wouldn't it be amazing or hysterical if the biden white house stepped in and allowed him not to buy twitter. it is an interesting thing. i am interested in cfius. that's normally when a foreign company is trying to buy to a u.s. company here. if there's something they have, they should share it and at least allow us to understand what the predicate is for this kind of investigation. >> jeanine: you admit you're curious if not skeptical? >> i'll admit whatever you want me. yes, i am curious. >> if you were going after a social media company and serious about protecting us, go after tiktok, they're stealing all our information. my theory is they're threatened by lack of sensorship ability heading into elections. biden is upset they'll never let him on twitter to run his own account. if somebody typed the words he said, it would be -- give me a break. don't feel bad, half the people are bots. >> jeanine: up next. the fired professor whining back at stuwhining students that gotm fired. ♪ to finally lose 80 pounds and keep it off with golo is amazing. i've been maintaining. the weight is gone and it's never coming back. with golo, i've not only kept off the weight but i'm happier, i'm healthier, and i have a new lease on life. golo is the only thing that will let you lose weight and keep it off. who loses 138 pounds in nine months? 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(soft music) ♪ >> jeanine: some students learning an important life lesson. whining will get you no where. nyu organic chemistry professor fired after students complained his class was, quote, unquote, too hard, is calling them out. he says universities are caving to spoiling kids by lowering standards while adding students need to develop ability to take responsibility for failure. if they continue to deflect blame, they will never grow. deans must not cod he will students for the sake of tuition and apply tough love. look what happened at georgetown university. students walked out in pence's speech chanting hate has no home here. >> you can say to somebody that they got bad ideas without saying they're a bad person. leaders in this nation's capital have never been more out of touch, more intent on imposing their agenda or walking out on people that might have a different point of view. >> i think the vice president, who i don't agree with on a lot of things, he has an excellent point. i think we lost some of this in politics. how do we get this back, how do we reinject into politics not to cancel them, call them woke if they're not or for that matter walk out. debate them, give them a better message. >> jesse: eventually you realize you can't walk out of a situation not going your way when you enter the real world. pence certified the election on january 6th and they're walking out on that guy? i would like to see some republican they wouldn't walk out on at georgetown. a couple years ago, the iranian leader came to speak, not a single lib walked out. he's killed american gis, has missiles pointed at our ships. no one walked out. but ann coulter, they throw a pie in face. i don't know why they're doing that. the professor who is grading tough and got kicked out, you want to grade tough because if you pass that class, you get into medical school. i said this a couple weeks ago. you don't want dumb, lazy people in medical school. what happens if the dumb, lazy person gets to medical school and operates on me, my beautiful body. what if they give me a sex change operation because they didn't read the chart properly. all of a sudden i am jessica wa watteres. >> you go from tv host to cabinet member. you become a democrat. >> jesse: judge? >> jeanine: the idea of college is learn deductive reasoning. the exchange of ideas. they don't want anyone's opinion other than their own. to me, that's fascism, pure and simple. they are teaching fascism. and this teacher who got fired because he is teaching organic chemistry and they think it is too hard, first of all, they're a bunch of babies, i'll say it, bunch of babies. last time was a friday, too. they're a bunch of babies, need a corner to go cry in. bottom line, they're not learning anything in college, all they're doing is partying. colleges making money, fewer students are going to college, and i think the guy should sue. the professor should sue. >> i think he is. >> jeanine: for age discrimination among other things. >> did a segment a week or two ago, haven't been here in a week, more and more people want to live together, live in the same community, go to the same restaurants. is it happening everywhere in society? this is terrible in the schools, but they do it here, we continue this terrible thing. >> there's a misconception about the right. we don't hate liberals, we think they're hilarious. we do not hate them, okay? the idea we characterize hate as anything i disagree with is what's counter productive to political discourse. mike pence doesn't hate anything except tanning, the palist human being i have seen. colleges are overpriced daycares, teaching kids to seek out grievance in life. protesting every week. the only time we protested in my school is if we were out of beer. this is why you should go to community college like i did, you know, you don't get saddled with debt burden, don't teach you to hate america. i didn't need a fancy recommendation letter to get to community college, i gave a guy named spider a bag of weed. >> jeanine: you had protests in college? >> nassau community college. if somebody didn't clean the beer tap at nickel beer night maybe, that was as far as it was going. >> indkatie, add to that. >> i always appreciated the tough teachers, coaches, even tough parenting, it prepared me for life. whining wasn't an option. i thought it was respectful to me and to students to have high expectations what they can achieve. it used to be in the boundaries of the campus, it spilled into all aspect of society, whether it is news rooms, jobs, and that's a problem. so when the professor says you can't act like that in the real world, i disagree with him. i think it is a problem in the real world and people put up with it. >> jesse: they're doing it in news organizations, refusing to come to the office. and the woke boss is like okay, you got me. >> jeanine: i want to add one thing, katie, you said something that tweaked something in my mind. you know the professor i hated the most, the most difficult in law school, criminal law professor. he tweaked my interest, i went into criminal law, my life for 30 years. >> jesse: he tweaked your interest. >> jeanine: yeah, that's it. >> coming up, i have to coach my daughter's soccer team, coach is out of town. hope i win the game. james corden walking back the apology for being a total jerk at a restaurant. ♪ ♪ mercedes-benz is turning electric... completely on its head. bringing legendary design... and state-of-the-art technology... to a fully-electric suv. the all-new, all-electric eqb from mercedes-benz. before we begin, i'd like to thank our sponsor, liberty mutual. they customize your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. and by switching, you could even save $652. thank you, liberty mutual. now, contestants ready? 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>> jeanine: anytime you comment on something not flattering, you make it bigger. the guy apologized. let it alone. that's it. why are you revisiting it. it is tstupid. >> james corden claimed it was about eggs. it is always the eggs. people don't know how to cook eggs. as a guy traveled the country, represented congress, i will say people can cook eggs, it is one thing anybody can cook. do you buy the spin big egg was the reason for the crisis? >> jeanine: it was a hair in it. >> i agree with the judge. >> jesse: the issue, his wife or whoever he was with wanted an egg yoke omelet, just the yoke. >> jeanine: that's not an omelet. >> you set up the question. you are the fine dining expert on the show. >> jesse: am i? >> whenever i see you in an elevator, something good downtown. i was going to ask where do you rank that. >> jesse: there are so many restaurants. see you all tonight at 11. >> katie, as monsters go, james corden considered a nine on scale of 1 to ellen degeneres. who would you rather wait on. >> james has a nice accent, makes him seem polite. >> up next, if you're going to steal something, don't be so obvious. check out this weird oh struggling to snag a 14 foot skeleton from someone's front yard in broad daylight. and nobody noticed this. the person could barely stuff it in the car. the community is offering a $50 reward for information. jesse, start with you. i think it is too low. $50 reward sounds like you don't care. >> jesse: they need more effort in the reward. i want to see the rest of the video, snap the femur to stuff it in the back of the car. >> harold. conservatives upset because they stole a skeleton. is it true liberals are upset he wasn't wearing a covid mask? >> i mean, why do you do this. why would somebody. >> jeanine: he is drunk. >> day drinking if he is. >> jeanine: who does that. >> that's a woman. >> we have porch pirates that steal an amazon package. i don't agree with it. but there's a surprise, what's in here. this case, you really ruined it. judge, you a big halloween decorator? >> jeanine: now that i have a grandson a year old, doesn't know what it means, but my two dogs, i am dialing them up for halloween. >> layoff the blowups. in the morning when they deflate, it looks like there was a drive by. katie, is it true in texas where this happened, beto o'rourke is pulling behind the skeleton? >> i think you're being too tough. he was helping one of beto's voters. >> the only guy. >> jeanine: very good. >> and finally, did you get rid of the prompter, i had something to say. every airplane traveler's arch nemesis, someone in your face. the bruising trend. can we stop smacking people with backpacks on planes. one frequent flyer says he is struck 80 to 90% of the time, so bad he is ready to be a window seat guy. jesse, you don't carry your own bags, does johnny hit anyone with luggage? >> jesse: it is not sophisticated to be a grown man and wear a backpack. >> i agree. that's the bigger offense. >> jeanine: can you hit them back? >> i'm into that, i don't know where everybody else stands. harold, my bigger pet peeve, people bring too many bags. you go to the overhead, by the time the third low is boarded, we have to bag check everything, bins are filled. is that the bigger offense? >> i am trying to remember, if i get hit, probably 50% of the time, why i can't remember. >> if you like being hit when you travel, allow me to introduce the subway. katie. i was only going to say this to you. no, you fly first class, i fly stow away. is this the problem they say it is? >> i carry a backpack. and i have noticed the only time someone gets hit is when they run into me because they're shoving to rush onto the plane that's not going to take off. shoving the backpack, they're shoving into me. back off and wait a second. >> everybody calm down. one more thing is up next. ♪ i mean, obviously, let it out. ghaa. yeah, i'm not really sure if this is working either. realtor.com. i love this house but can we even afford it? 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>> no. >> you didn't have blue cake all? >> no. >> okay. >> he likes blue cake. would you pardon him, judge? >> absolutely. this is -- >> we have an obesity epidemic. this kid needs to be prosecuted. >> you heard about a scaredy cat. look at this lap door -- labrador retrievers. they were fake cats. poor maverick. >> cute. >> terrified. >> i don't like black cats either. >> and finally come see your buddy at the spokane comedy college. come for the comedy, stay in washington for the contact high. you'll get one. >> that's it for us. have a great weekend, everybody. see you monday. >> good evening. welcome to washington. i'm rich edson in for bret baier. breaking tonight, president biden is sounding open mystic about his party's chances of hanging on to congressional control after the november mid-terms. the president spoke today at an event touting his plan to cancel hundreds of billions in student loan debt. peter doocy starts us off tonight. good evening, peter. >> good evening. three weekends to go before the mid-terms. president biden is not spending this one boosting democrats on the campaign trail. instead, he'