yes, i know. oh, all right. stop happy thursday, everyone. it you would seem silly now, but once upon a time, america trusted anthony fauci. during the pandemic, we were all scared and confused then fauci was a comforting brooklyn accented voice of calm and some believed a man of his stature might even lead them to pot of gold. but according to his this week before the official select subcommittee on the covid pandemi tc, as doc the dwarf known as doc, coppedk to the following admissionadmis the six foot social distancing rule had no basis in science the lab. leak isn t just a conspiracy theory vaccine t just . mandates and travel bans were a mistake. and oh, that s previously his saying the lockdowns weren t his fault. so what exactly did he getl be right? that the media will believe anything if it comes from a toadstooli m l, a lab coat? kudos to chairman brad wenstrup holding fauci s tiny hooves to the fire ands refrainingto throwing him out a window. let s start w
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yak, yak, yak, yak. happy tuesday, everybody so really, it seems 2023 is the year of the protester. ng they seem to be everywhere, blocking traffic, closing bridgeic, closs, chanting at tro station stations. but the joke ske o on them. i travel only by helicopterve . but oh how they love to delay transportation. who do they think they are? mayor pete idiots are throwing tomato soup on paintings, super gluing themselves to the wall. and remember that knucklehead glued who s d hand to a starbucs counter to protest the price of oatmilk? when they called his name, he couldn t even get his own coffee back.-m what is itilk? about superglue, anyway? should only have one purpose. and that s sniffin g. anyway, the more disruptive the protests, the more imbeciles embrace it, even if it hurts their cause. t even so what drives these cs to protest? well, their moms, they simply alienate rather than raise awareness. i mean, do you think this dohelps anyone imagine that they are n
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Yeah, yeah. Had that. Yeah. Go. That feels so good. Well, its friday. You know what that means. Lets welcome tonights guest. Hes engaged, which means soon hell be getting back a second ring. Actor, writer and comedian jamie lissauer. Shes so blunt. You can light her up. And smoker, cohost of the bottom line on fox business. Go. Chances are youre uncle who pays for pictures of her feet. New york times best sellinr fo and Fox News Contributor kat timprk offerf. And he puts free buffets out of business. New york times best selling author, comedian and barber heavyweighyork timt world. Thank you. All right, before we get tow some news stories, lets do this this. Very real. Dovers valley. Its the leftovers where i read the jokes we didnt use thisis week. And as always, its my first time reading them, so they week well, force joe mackey to have unprotected with an ostrich t as if protected would somehow be better. Speaking of todaysed National Endangered Species day ,its the day we celebrate