I care least about. Next week, the tosh. O marathon runs wild on you. That bit might be our waterworld. Thats a reference to a very expensive flop. Be sure you follow me on twitter, so we can live chat during the shows. Keep up with our daily blog over at tosh. Comedycentral. Com, and come see me on the tosh tour on ice. Finally its time for the unfortunate domain names of the week. First up, we have twofingerpussydance. Com. Okay, that sounds vulgar, but its actually just a site where you learn how to massage a cat. Its very informative, so get your mind out of the gutter. Our next one is. Guys, that is a real site. Grow up. This show is intended for a mature audience, and right now you are proving otherwise. Its a site for the chesterfield dam and landscaping company, serving eastern iowa for over 25 years with the finest in landscaping modification. Well, now fillmywet stinkyholewithyourlog. Com makes perfect sense. And finally we have. See, come on. That cant its sites like that th
In 2008. That would be hope. What we have to do in a sense is be a party of optimism and hope. I think part of what we have to do in the era of president obamas disasterer is we have to get beyond being antiobama, and we have to reconvince people you can have hope in america, that we can have a better future. Hope for republicans nationally is what the party clings to because at the moment its all theyve got. That much is evident if you read politico this morning which reported that the republican establishment sees the party on the National Level as veering toward destruction. They report that, quote, its almost impossible to find an establishment republican in town that is not downright morose about the 2013 that has been and is about to be. They see this year as a disaster in the making even if most elected republicans dont know the it or admit it, the partys wounds are many and theyre all selfinflicted. Threats of Government Shutdown and debt default have all ended hopes of proving
Tonight shocking news out of bit mo, something got out of gitmo. Then san diegos mayor get as caused of gross sexual misconduct. In a related story the San Diego Zoo is expecting a baby panda. And my guest Brian Cranston stars in the final season of breaking bad but dont worry the story c ontinues in americas crippling meth epidemic. laughter science can now grow teeth from stem cells found in ur urine so careful next time your dentist says open wide. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen welcome to the report. Thank you. For joining us. Ladies and gentlemen, its incredible. Do you feel the energy do you feel the power at my fingertips . These people ready to fight for freedom. Folks, thank you so much. Thank you so much. Please, sit down, everybody. Im sorry, that kind of love. I had to stand there i thought somebod
Turn the camera off. Turn that off. Put the camera down. Youre going to want that off. I think that the documentary is finished. It is. See you next week. Shut that camera off. [clapping]. Tonight shocking news out of bit mo, something got out of gitmo. Then san diegos mayor get as caused of gross sexual misconduct. In a related story the San Diego Zoo is expecting a baby panda. And my guest Brian Cranston stars in the final season of breaking bad but dont worry the story c ontinues in americas crippling meth epidemic. laughter science can now grow teeth from stem cells found in ur urine so careful next time your dentist says open wide. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen welcome to the report. Thank you. For joining us. Ladies and gentlemen, its incredible. Do you feel the energy do you feel the power at my finger
Raindrops in the north bay. The storm track will stick to the north. Here any brain that we see will be north of the golden gate bridge. The rest of us will be dry under cloudy conditions. Here is a live look from our roof cam. You did not see much because we have low clouds and dense fog in fact the National Weather has issued a dense fog advisory until 9 00 a. M. The temperatures are mainly in the upper 40s, low 50s. Only about a mile drive around and napa. It is 0 for those of you and the bottle. In novado. 62 degrees in pleasanton. If the seven day around the bay shows that the temperatures will climb at we will see just a mixture of some of clouds. There is a slight chance for rain on wednesday. The chance may continue into the weekend. Quickly looking at the bridges. Here is a live look at the Richmond San Rafael bridge. No problems, no delays. Is a pretty easy ride throughout the bay and we have no reports of delays at the bay bridge or the san mateo bridge. Here is a live look