I care least about. Next week, the tosh. O marathon runs wild on you. That bit might be our waterworld. Thats a reference to a very expensive flop. Be sure you follow me on twitter, so we can live chat during the shows. Keep up with our daily blog over at tosh. Comedycentral. Com, and come see me on the tosh tour on ice. Finally its time for the unfortunate domain names of the week. First up, we have twofingerpussydance. Com. Okay, that sounds vulgar, but its actually just a site where you learn how to massage a cat. Its very informative, so get your mind out of the gutter. Our next one is. Guys, that is a real site. Grow up. This show is intended for a mature audience, and right now you are proving otherwise. Its a site for the chesterfield dam and landscaping company, serving eastern iowa for over 25 years with the finest in landscaping modification. Well, now fillmywet stinkyholewithyourlog. Com makes perfect sense. And finally we have. See, come on. That cant its sites like that th
In 2008. That would be hope. What we have to do in a sense is be a party of optimism and hope. I think part of what we have to do in the era of president obamas disasterer is we have to get beyond being antiobama, and we have to reconvince people you can have hope in america, that we can have a better future. Hope for republicans nationally is what the party clings to because at the moment its all theyve got. That much is evident if you read politico this morning which reported that the republican establishment sees the party on the National Level as veering toward destruction. They report that, quote, its almost impossible to find an establishment republican in town that is not downright morose about the 2013 that has been and is about to be. They see this year as a disaster in the making even if most elected republicans dont know the it or admit it, the partys wounds are many and theyre all selfinflicted. Threats of Government Shutdown and debt default have all ended hopes of proving
Tonight shocking news out of bit mo, something got out of gitmo. Then san diegos mayor get as caused of gross sexual misconduct. In a related story the San Diego Zoo is expecting a baby panda. And my guest Brian Cranston stars in the final season of breaking bad but dont worry the story c ontinues in americas crippling meth epidemic. laughter science can now grow teeth from stem cells found in ur urine so careful next time your dentist says open wide. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen welcome to the report. Thank you. For joining us. Ladies and gentlemen, its incredible. Do you feel the energy do you feel the power at my fingertips . These people ready to fight for freedom. Folks, thank you so much. Thank you so much. Please, sit down, everybody. Im sorry, that kind of love. I had to stand there i thought somebod
Turn the camera off. Turn that off. Put the camera down. Youre going to want that off. I think that the documentary is finished. It is. See you next week. Shut that camera off. [clapping]. Tonight shocking news out of bit mo, something got out of gitmo. Then san diegos mayor get as caused of gross sexual misconduct. In a related story the San Diego Zoo is expecting a baby panda. And my guest Brian Cranston stars in the final season of breaking bad but dont worry the story c ontinues in americas crippling meth epidemic. laughter science can now grow teeth from stem cells found in ur urine so careful next time your dentist says open wide. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen welcome to the report. Thank you. For joining us. Ladies and gentlemen, its incredible. Do you feel the energy do you feel the power at my finger
Good morning. Good to be with you. Im annemarie green. Well, this morning, it is not clear why the landing gear of a Southwest Airlines jet collapsed as it landed at new Yorks Laguardia airport. The front landing gear collapsed in southwest flight 345 from nashville touched down early yesterday evening. Ten passengers were injured, none of them seriously, but most agreed there were some tense moments. The worst part was when the doors werent being opened and the smoke was coming in. You just didnt know how long that was going to take. Clearly, they wanted to wait for their rescue teams to come to see if there was fire. That was the anxious moment when people were about to lose it. One passenger said the flight was delayed following an announcement about a tire problem. Jerika duncan has more. Reporter southwest flight was nose down on new Yorks Laguardia airport. The faa said the landing gear of the boeing 737 collapsed shortly after the plane touched down. The nose wheel collapsed and