Greg t thank you. Oh, it was for everybody. Happy wednesday, everyone. So too big surprises. O donald trump has won enoughs delegates to become the gops presumptive nominee and joe biden is still alive. Politico is reporting that bidens advance team is full of, quote, turmoil and toxicity, using the same phrase to describepresiden the president s underwear. Onderwearh, i know who writes filth. You do. Filth . I know. Scientists are reportedly close to resurrecting the extinct mas Wooly Mammoth after a stem cell breakthrough. Bthey were able to do this by harvesting cells from the mammoths distant cousin. Its not fair to pachyderms. Ogiz i know that would apologize to the Wooly Mammoth. Hong kongs newest superhero is an animated called. After speaking of animated turds. Not we didnt even writen a punchline. A Spring Breaker admitted to cocaine use in an interview on Fox And Friends and her friends and family weretraged outraged that she appeared on Fox And Friends is there for that. Chu
good morning, everyone. this morning we have the latest on what is happening in mexico. two americans are been rescued, two others found dead after being kidnapped at gunpoint in dangerous border town in mexico. we have new details on where they were found and what we are learning about the man who has been detained in connection to their abduction. a trove of private emails and text messages expose drama, division and alarm behind the scenes of fox news over the network s coverage of false election conspiracies. and the city of memphis preparing to release more video from the deadly police beating of tyre nichols. we will tell you what we re expecting to see and hear from the new footage. we begin with that kidnapping of four americans in mexico. officials found two alive in a wooden shack you see here, one with gunshot owounds, the other two found dead. soldiers with humvees and machine guns brought the survivors to the border in an ambulance as you see that here. t
he s not aghast we just found him sleeping in the studio. david angelo. she is so stoked hunter tried t smoker. and finally, she s cool, cool, in makes old men droll, fox new contributor kat timpf. before we get to news stories this friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. i would never have watermelo in the fridge. what a waste of space. i would have gwyneth paltrow s head. leftovers where i read the joke we didn t read this week. this is my first time reading these, so if you don t laugh, i will fire somebody. good. okay. on thursday, elon musk $3 billion spacex rocket exploded during its first effor test flight. when asked what may have gone wrong, he replied we probably made a mistake christening it with light. that was a lot of work. i got a nod from david angelo. the new york department of education says complaints about inappropriate behavior from teachers have decreased by two thirds. including sexual contact with students. in other news, mail attendance is up
through my ouija board. but being dead can only mean one thing. you d have to vote democrat. so let s talk about a cranky person who screams at people. for once i am not talking about this guy. i am talking about patting the pawn. she is a broadway star. she s been around a while. she was in cats when they were still kittens. apparently she thinks her belief doesn t stink but your breath does. broadway crank was caught on camera screaming like an old coot. at a theater gore. following the performance of her hit musical. here s a clip. [howling] greg: that goes on for four hours. i don t see the appeal. her diatribe was recorded by people in the audience. rule lit. put your mask over your nose. if you don t want to follow the rule, get out. greg: wow and just like north koreans after kim jong un finishes a speech, the audience clapped. she continued. who do you think you are? you do not respect people sitting around you. greg: there were people sitting around her, by