Okay. Yes. All right. I expect nothing less. Iday it s friday, so you know what that means. Let s welcome tonight s guestsos. Her idea of live entertainment is a crawfis h. Cohost of the bottom line on fox business, dagen mcdowell. He s an expertness dag. The 70s, the decade, not silver haired host of the ricky cobb show on outkick ricky goss. She s got a bun in the oven ove and belongs in a coveted new york times best selling authorand and fox news contribuk got dibs and he s stronger. My b. O. After a week in thailand, new york times best selling comedian and former nba player david. All right. Before we get to some new stories. Let s de neo this. Greg s leftovers. I m its leftovers where i reade the jokes. We didn t use thisg: i week. And as always, it s my first time reading them so they. Notthis weewill inject both ofs arms with nova cain. They eatwill delicious bowls of pasta in front of him. Tim walz s dog scout was interviewed by vogue magazine. Still no word on whether the dog
I oh, well, how expected of you. Happy wednesday, everyone. A senior executive for disney abc news which hosting de the trump harris debate is a close personal frien d. Utiv major donor of kamala harris. Disney is reassuring viewers that this will have no on the debate as they were planning on trump all along but nikki haley has urged trump to quit whining avoivoiding the press and get back to what he does best. Insultin pressg haley. Mark zuckerberg has unveiled an outlandish roman statue of hison wife. Meanwhile, his wife unveiled this highldishy accurate wif statue of him to a 200 and ten dogs and owners showed up for a movie event in vermont, justen a few shy of a guinness world record. Unfortunately, there were a few last minute cancellations. They always were. Washington, d. C. Has once again been named the least desirables city in america, according to a new poll. Mayor bowser disagrees, saying they didn t poll enough carjackers , but his unpopularity due to crime orpopi homeles
Now that raucous, raucous i don t know. I don t know what you re ha expecting. Oh, boy. Happy thursday, everyone. Every it s now been 18 days sinceon kamala harris, the democrat nominee, but she still hasn t held a press conference. The why is she ducking the media?. Staffers blame some of sty on the fact that english is her second language i. Meanwhile, kamala s vp is beingl accused of lying about his rank, which is called stolen valor. But in walz s defensele in minneapolis, stealing is legal, but misrepresenting your past for political gain. T i don t see that as a problem, said one woman. Liticabut even cnn, a reporter,n delivered a devastating fact check on walter s claims about military service. And, you know , they say when?. You ve lost cnn, thank your cablewhen provider. Meanwhile, harris has added waltz to her website, but still hasn t addedz web a single poli. In her defense, she thinks a website is where spiders meete forer. But she did at least post new campaign slogan. Th
At this hour, we are awaiting the return of three americans and one permanent resident. Once held in captivity in russia, who will officially step well foot back in the united states on u. S. Soil. Tonight. We re going to get to my opening monologue in a minute. But first, joining us now with the very latest details of this prisoner exchange that resulted in the release of these four americans, our own jacqui heinrich is with us tonight. Jacqui, what s the latest? well, sean, good evening. And about four excuse me, two hours from now, the president is going to be greeting four americans who were wrongfully detained in russia. 12 others are headed back to germany. And what has been the biggest prisoner swap with russia since the cold war? no money was exchanged, no sanctions were loosened in order to get this to happen. But russia got eight criminals in return, including notorious hit man vadim krasikov from a german prison. All of them received a hero s welcome from putin. The white ho
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