Mariah carey has postponed a concert in hawaii this month due to the coronavirus outbreak. Instead, shell be replaced by a more coronavirusfriendly performer, Purell Williams [ laughter ] [ applause ] its all downhill from here. [ laughter ] a zoo in tennessee recently gained attention after their female Komodo Dragon reproduced without a male partner, or more likely, shes cheating, dude [ laughter ] a popup restaurant based on the movie clueless will open in los angeles later this month theyll even have someone who looks just like young paul rudd. Paul rudd. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause adult website, pornhub, has recently added more than 120 coronavirusthemed videos. [ light laughter ] guys, guys, were supposed to be conserving tissues right now [ laughter ] yeah [ applause ] Purell Williams. [ laughter ] disney world opened its first mickey and minnie mouse themed ride yesterday big deal, all of our rides are mouse themed, said the new york city subway [ laughter ] [ applause
On the show, everybody [ cheers and applause and he is a legendary singer songwriter whose new album, American Standard, marks his 19th studio album. Back on the show to chat and perform for us, james taylor is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause so, its a great night before we get our guests out, the president went on fox news and lied to millions of people about the coronavirus outbreak as his administration bungles its response to the crisis for more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth i think its safe to say at this point that the president of the United States is undermining Public Health and im not just saying that because he looks like an outbreak monkey that escaped from a lab [ laughter ] [ applause ] trump keeps lying to people about the potential threat posed bystes lags behind other countries in testing, even though weve had time to learn from their experiences one Infectious Disease expert called the lack of widespread accurate testing a nati
And democrats living abroad said, one democrat abroad, leave me out of this. [ light laughter ] former congressman beto orourke appeared at a Joe Biden Rally in dallas yesterday and announced his endorsement in spanish then out of habit, biden said, that sounds good, ill have that. [ laughter and applause Election Officials in multiple states are encouraging voters to use mailin ballots due to the coronavirus. That story again, several states are fighting coronavirus by asking people to put their saliva in the mail [ laughter and applause just send it out, just get it out of there [ cheers and applause former new york mayor Mike Bloomberg said yesterday that he would vote for senator Bernie Sanders if he was the democratic nominee but, quote, would not be happy doing it. Yeah we know. Youre [ laughter ] youre never happy [ light laughter ] you always look like youre on your way either to or from a colonoscopy. [ laughter ] msnbc anchor Chris Matthews abruptly announced his retirement y
Warren was an incredibly competent, pragmatic, intelligent, and wellspoken in other words, she never had a chance [ laughter ] thats right, Elizabeth Warren is dropping out of the president ial race. And it kind of feels like when your favorite teacher retires. Youre sad to see her go, but also happy for her because she doesnt have to deal with your annoying classmates anymore. [ laughter ] republican congressman matt gaetz wore a gas mask on the floor of the house of representatives yesterday while voting on funding to combat the coronavirus. I mean, look at him. [ laughter ] he looks like bane on a job interview. [ laughter ] where do i see myself in five years . Killing the batman, of course. [ laughter ] according to reports, disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein underwent heart surgery last night and will be transferred to Rikers Island prison when he recovers in that case, get well soon, harvey [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause mariah carey has postponed a concert in hawaii thi
Coronavirus. That story again, several states are fighting coronavirus by asking people to put their saliva in the mail [ laughter and applause just send it out, just get it out of there [ cheers and applause former new york mayor Mike Bloomberg said yesterday that he would vote for senator Bernie Sanders if he was the would not be happy doing it. Yeah we know. Youre [ laughter ] daniel tonight, on a youre never happy little late with Lilly Singh Lilly you know what men do [ light laughter ] when theyre feeling overweight . You always look like youre on they just come up with cool, new your way either to or from a names for it, like dad bod. [ light laughter ] colonoscopy. Daniel and lilly Erin Moriarty from the boys. [ laughter ] you discovered that on instagram, someone follows you msnbc anchor Chris Matthews yes lilly and that person is, abruptly announced his casually, drake. Retirement yesterday following a string of recent controversies was like, youre lying. And onair gaffes. I