i cuss gratuitously. subject matter is another story. this is gonna be a good show. are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humor? people say a good comedian doesn t have to cuss. and i thought, now that s [bleep] rubbish. how dirty is too dirty? why is all that so funny? i don t know. what you re about to hear is going to shock and disgust you. if you choose to go blue, you ve got to do it right. dirty for the sake of dirty, there s nothing worse than that. you must promise me something. you won t get me in any trouble on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] listen, i will be cussing tonight. now, just so s you know. no, i will. i will. don t [bleep] oh me. not allowing an artist to use the word [bleep] is like not allowing a guitarist to use the chord e. it s possible to play the instrument, but why the [bleep] would you bother? now don t wave your finger at me! you knew when you got here there d be cussing. the last thing co
what he thinks that my father s talking about when my father had the microphone, and he was doing this. he was imitating a priest doing the holy water in the pews. the cops wrote it down that it looked like he was pretending masturbation. it got fierce. it got really fierce. lewis: there were some really funny, great comedians, and blue. but they chose him to make some, you know, some ridiculous point. they took away his first amendment rights. it was a horrible moment. lenny: the reason i get busted, arrested, i picked on the wrong god. if i would have picked on the god who s replica is in the whoopee-cushion store, the tiki god, the hawaiian god, those idiots, their dumb god, i would have been cool. but i picked on the western god, the cute god, the in god, the kennedy god, and that s where i screwed up. kitty: no matter how many times he would get arrested,
they found it was obscene enough to put me in the jail cell for the last 24 hours, which and the thing i wish they would do is tell me what words words have seen. in court. the cop is reciting what he thinks that my father is talking about when my father had the microphone and he was doing this. he was imitating a priest doing the holy water in the pews. the cops wrote it down that it looked like he was pretending masturbation. it got fears it got really fierce. there were some really funny great comedians and blue but they chose him. to make some. you know some ridiculous point, they took away his first amendment rights. it was a horrible moment. reason i got busted, arrested. i picked on the wrong guard. if i would have picked on the god, whose replica isn t cushion store. the tiki guard, the hawaiian god, those
god whose replica is the whoopee cushion store, the tiki god, the hawaiian god, those idiots, their dumb god, i would have been cool. but i picked on the western god, the cute god, the in god, the kennedy god, and that s where i screwed up. no matter how many times he would get arrested, no matter how many times he was dragged off the stage, no matter how many times he had to go to court, my father believed that he had the right to free speech. my dad went from making $150,000 a year to being registered as a pauper. we had no money. all the money and everything went on lawyers. the way that he was beaten down and beaten down and beaten down, coupled with his drug use is what killed him. lenny really took the blows. he was the martyr. he cleared the way for the new
this, he was imitating a priest doing a holy water in the pews. the cops wrote it down that it looked like he was pretending masturbation. it got fierce. it got really fierce. there were funny great comedians and blue but they chose him to make some ridiculous point. they took away his first amendment rights. it was horrible moment. the reason i got arrested, i picked on the wrong god. if i would have picked on the god whose replica is the whoopee cushion store, the tiki god, the hawaiian god, those dumb idiots it would have been cool. but picked on the western god, the kennedy god, that s how i screwed up. no matter how many times he would get arrested, dragged off the stage, no matter how many times he had to go to court, my