nothing worse than that. listen, i will be cussing tonight. just so s you know. no, i will. don t [ bleep ] me. not allowing an artist to use the word [ bleep ] is not allowing a gettest to use the chord e. it s possible to play the instrument but why the [ bleep ] would you bother. don t wave your finger at me, you knew when you got here there d be cussing. last thing comedy needs it to be polite. world wasn t changed by anyone being well-mannered or quiet. there s exhilaration in pushing the boundaries. i have memory of being three and would shower with my mother. my mom got her water from the showerhead. that water would then cascade down her ample bosom and pike off her 70s jew bush. that was my water. i was raised by parents who spoke explicitly. there s something about growing up not knowing that talking about your vagina or penises was taboo. now, if you haven t done it before, ladies go home and treat yourself. do it tonight. give your man a little pu
i cuss gratuitously, but subject matter s another story. this is going to be a good show. are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humor? ferguson: people say a good comedian doesn t have to cuss. and i thought, that s [bleep] rubbish. how dirty is too dirty? -why is all that so funny? -i don t know. what you re about to hear is going to shock and disgust you. wong: if you choose to go blue, you gotta do it right. dirty for the sake of dirty, there s nothing worse than that. you must promise me something. you won t get me in any trouble on the show tonight. [ music playing ] [ cheers and applause ] and, listen, i will be cussing tonight. just so as you know. no, i will, i will. don t [bleep] aww me. [ laughter ] not allowing an artist to use the word [bleep] is like not allowing a guitarist to use the chord e. it s possible to play the instrument, but why the [bleep] would you bother? now, don t wave your finger at me. you knew when you got here there d be
to be a good show. are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humans? people say a good comedian doesn t have to cost never. that s rubbish. dirty is too dirty. why is all that so funny, man? what you re about to hear is going to shock and disgust you if you choose to go blue, you got to do it right dirty for the sake of dirty. there s nothing worse than that. you must promise me something. you won t get me in any trouble on the show tonight. mm hmm. we ll be cousin tonight. just so as you know. no i will. i will don t owe me not allowing an artist to use the word. is like not allowing a guitarist to use the chord e. it s possible to play the instrument. but why the off would you bother? don t wave your finger at me. you knew when you got here there because in the last thing comedy needs is to be polite. you know, the world was never changed by anyone being well behaved and well mannered or quiet. there s a certain exhilaration in pushing the boundaries. i had this
i cuss gratuitously. subject matter is another story. this is gonna be a good show. are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humor? people say a good comedian doesn t have to cuss. and i thought, now that s [bleep] rubbish. how dirty is too dirty? why is all that so funny? i don t know. what you re about to hear is going to shock and disgust you. if you choose to go blue, you ve got to do it right. dirty for the sake of dirty, there s nothing worse than that. you must promise me something. you won t get me in any trouble on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] listen, i will be cussing tonight. now, just so s you know. no, i will. i will. don t [bleep] oh me. not allowing an artist to use the word [bleep] is like not allowing a guitarist to use the chord e. it s possible to play the instrument, but why the [bleep] would you bother? now don t wave your finger at me! you knew when you got here there d be cussing. the last thing co
Of that phrase blue material. say good night. good night. so you had vaudeville comedy, which was accessible to all. but at the same time, concurrently, you had another style of comedy that was a little bit different. burlesque houses were often like going to a a strip club. those guys were there with their trench coats to watch girls. they had different styles of comedy, different people performing within them. i see you lying there. my anger is aroused. i pull out my dirk. uh-oh, now we re going to the point. nesteroff: because burlesque, the primary attraction was scantily clad ladies, in order to compete for attention, a comedian had to do something that was going to upstage a naked woman. so they would do this sort of dirty-ish comedy. -your wife s on television? -indeed, she is. -i didn t know that. -a magician. -what does she do? -well, she does one trick that s really amazing, mystifying. she takes a little rubber ball. yeah, yeah, yeah.