i cuss gratuitously. subject matter is another story. this is gonna be a good show. are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humor? people say a good comedian doesn t have to cuss. and i thought, now that s [bleep] rubbish. how dirty is too dirty? why is all that so funny? i don t know. what you re about to hear is going to shock and disgust you. if you choose to go blue, you ve got to do it right. dirty for the sake of dirty, there s nothing worse than that. you must promise me something. you won t get me in any trouble on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] listen, i will be cussing tonight. now, just so s you know. no, i will. i will. don t [bleep] oh me. not allowing an artist to use the word [bleep] is like not allowing a guitarist to use the chord e. it s possible to play the instrument, but why the [bleep] would you bother? now don t wave your finger at me! you knew when you got here there d be cussing. the last thing co
and, listen, i will be cussing tonight. just so as you know. no, i will, i will. don t [bleep] aww me. [ laughter ] not allowing an artist to use the word [bleep] is like not allowing a guitarist to use the chord e. it s possible to play the instrument, but why the [bleep] would you bother? now, don t wave your finger at me. you knew when you got here there d be cussing. the last thing comedy needs is to be polite. the world was never changed by anyone being well-behaved or well-mannered or quiet. there s a certain exhilaration in pushing the boundaries. i had this memory of being, like, 3, and i would shower with my mother. [ laughter ] my mom got her water from the shower head. that water would then cascade down her ample bosom, and, like, pike off of her 70s jew bush.
listen, i will be cussing tonight. now, just so s you know. no, i will. i will. don t [bleep] oh me. not allowing an artist to use the word [bleep] is like not allowing a guitarist to use the chord e. it s possible to play the instrument, but why the [bleep] would you bother? now don t wave your finger at me! you knew when you got here there d be cussing. the last thing comedy needs is to be polite. you know, the world was never changed by anyone being well-behaved or well-mannered or quiet. there s a certain exhilaration in pushing the boundaries. i had this memory of being, like, 3, and i would shower with my mother. my mom got her water from the showerhead. that water would then cascade down her ample bosom and, like, pike off of her 70 s jew bush.
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