[ cheers applause ] it is an honor for you to be here welcome to the white house or as i call it maralago north [ laughter ] i have to tell you i was up all night tossing and turning and trying to answer the questions on everyones mind who is the mask singer i mean it could benbe anyone. I could be shannon dorothy lets get to it. It is time for my least favorite part any questions . Whos the whistleblower did you get my story straight . Mike pence in the back room is saying mother, things are looking great. Hes hiding some where in the car. Who would have thought this huge hand would be caught in the cookie jar i know i took your vape pen weeks ago but now i need a hit i really would love one. Between the whistle blowing and my twitter over flowing, i feel like i am standing in deep and you know it is in the word but i could not. If there is a chance, pelosi comes up short i might stay afloat tonight [ applause ] i am not done, only i can say fired there is no fired, possibly Rudy Giul