[ cheers applause ] it is an honor for you to be here welcome to the white house or as i call it maralago north [ laughter ] i have to tell you i was up all night tossing and turning and trying to answer the questions on everyones mind who is the mask singer i mean it could benbe anyone. I could be shannon dorothy lets get to it. It is time for my least favorite part any questions . Whos the whistleblower did you get my story straight . Mike pence in the back room is saying mother, things are looking great. Hes hiding some where in the car. Who would have thought this huge hand would be caught in the cookie jar i know i took your vape pen weeks ago but now i need a hit i really would love one. Between the whistle blowing and my twitter over flowing, i feel like i am standing in deep and you know it is in the word but i could not. If there is a chance, pelosi comes up short i might stay afloat tonight [ applause ] i am not done, only i can say fired there is no fired, possibly Rudy Giul
Musical guest a ap mob, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 726, san antonio. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much for being here. Welcome, everybody. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, very much. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Heres what people are talking about. Well, President Trump arrived in new york last night, and actually slept in trump tower. When trump asked for a wakeup call, they just showed him his poll numbers. Steve heyoh [ cheers and applause ] ho hey jimmy im wide awake. Im wide awake. A lot of Business Owners have been speaking out against the president. Today, the ceo of walmart wrote a strongly worded letter criticizing trump. Ceo of target wrote one, too, and people thought it was just a little bit classier. [ laughter and applause ] a little bit. [ cheers ] and after this weekend, growing number of cities have decided to remove their statues of confederate
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 726, san antonio. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much for being here. Welcome, everybody. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, very much. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Heres what people are talking about. Well, President Trump arrived in new york last night, and actually slept in trump tower. When trump asked for a wakeup call, they just showed him his poll numbers. Steve heyoh [ cheers and applause ] ho hey jimmy im wide awake. Im wide awake. A lot of Business Owners have been speaking out against the president. Today, the ceo of walmart wrote a strongly worded letter criticizing trump. Ceo of target wrote one, too, and people thought it was just a little bit classier. [ laughter and applause ] a little bit. [ cheers ] and after this weekend, growing number of cities have decided to remove their statues of confederate generals. And in their p