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This telethons gonna be a big success. Well, i hope so, art. Oh, here comes my cochairman now. Maudie findlay, this is dr. Jamison, oh. The director of the gallbladder foundation. Tell him what a great show weve got. Hes a little nervous about the show. Oh, doc, thats show biz, openingnight jitters. But like gallstones, this too shall pass. Mrs. Findlay, are we going to have big stars . Of course we are to begin with, weve got euell gibbons. Oh, arthur, honey, im sorry. Euell couldnt make it. No, hes back home in minnesota with a severe case of poison oak. Got hold of a bad tree. inaudible yeah, but let me tell you who we will have, i mean a really top entertainer. Are you ready . Star of stage, screen and Television Mark spitz. G to drink a glass of milk on this very stage. You can thank me for that. Mark owed me a favor. I gave his manager a doublediscount on a hernia. A doublediscount, doctor . It was a doublehernia, doctor. O ....
The moon is in the quarter phase, see thats the whole point of this watch, with this watch you never have to look at the moon again. Laughter look at that, its got the date on it. Ill tell you what its got on it little girl. See there its got the date on it. Right here, and that they call the calendar part, see . Buzzing whats that . Aha, that there is the alarm, thats for supper time see, and thats the alarm youre gonna here every night around this time edith to show you that supper should be on the table. Well suppose im in another room and i dont hear it . Then youll here the old alarm ma, edith get supper on the table archie that sounded just like you. Oh really . Then why dont it make you move . Ill tell you what im gonna do, im gonna time you, im gonna give you exactly five minutes to get supper on the table, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it get ready, get set, go laughter oh daddy, why do you make ma run like that . What are you talkin about, she loves it. Daddy, your hopeless ....