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( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey! how area you? ( cheers and applause ). jon: i like that! stephen: what s going on? please, have a seat, everybody. you re too kind. thanks. welcome. welcome to the late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) first of all, obviously, happy tuesday, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) tuesday crowd. tuesday crowd. jon: taco tuesday. stephen: it s the second dave spring? today is the second day of spring. you know who has a bad case of the mondays this tuesday? the trump administration. because, apparently, paranoia has seized the trump white house. i m surprised. i thought russia was going to seize it. trump staffers, evidently, are so paranoid about the media, they re staying mum in meetings out of concern that their comments could be leaked to the press by foes. i have some bad news. it didn t work, because your foes have leaked your mum-staying. and it s not just the press. not just the press the ....
( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey! how area you? ( cheers and applause ). jon: i like that! stephen: what s going on? please, have a seat, everybody. you re too kind. thanks. welcome. welcome to the late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) first of all, obviously, happy tuesday, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) tuesday crowd. tuesday crowd. jon: taco tuesday. stephen: it s the second dave spring? today is the second day of spring. you know who has a bad case of the mondays this tuesday? the trump administration. because, apparently, paranoia has seized the trump white house. i m surprised. i thought russia was going to seize it. trump staffers, evidently, are so paranoid about the media, they re staying mum in meetings out of concern that their comments could be leaked to the press by foes. i have some bad news. it didn t work, because your foes have leaked your mum-staying. and it s not just the press. not just the press the ....
is it sergey kislyak. no it s vladimir putin, but close enough. everybody wins. especially russia. so order trumpboo today, available wherever democracy is sold. it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes, glenn close, michael mckeen, featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now live on tape from new york city, it s stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey, everybody! stephen: welcome to the late show, everybody. i m your host, stephen colbert. thank you. lovely people. absolutely lovely people. how is everybody s march madness doing? it continues tomorrow night and friday on cbs. right? am i right about that? yeah. everybody s brackets okay? yeah. jon: bracketed up. stephen: how are everybody s buckets? i ll explain that in a moment, you see, for weeks now, republicans have been bushing their obamacare replacement plan. audience: boo! stephen: but the bill has a preexisting condition: everybody hates it! ( ....
( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey! how area you? ( cheers and applause ). jon: i like that! stephen: what s going on? please, have a seat, everybody. you re too kind. thanks. welcome. welcome to the late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) first of all, obviously, happy tuesday, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) tuesday crowd. tuesday crowd. jon: taco tuesday. stephen: it s the second dave spring? today is the second day of spring. you know who has a bad case of the mondays this tuesday? the trump administration. because, apparently, paranoia has seized the trump white house. i m surprised. i thought russia was going to seize it. trump staffers, evidently, are so paranoid about the media, they re staying mum in meetings out of concern that their comments could be leaked to the press by foes. i have some bad news. it didn t work, because your foes have leaked your mum-staying. and it s not just the press. not just the press the ....
top spy. former adviser j.d. gorden. is it sergey kislyak? be car careful it s not as ey as it seems. rex tillerson was awarded the order of friendship by this person. is it sergey kislyak. no it s vladimir putin, but close enough. everybody wins. especially russia. so order trumpboo today, available wherever democracy is sold. it s the late show with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes, glenn close, michael mckeen, featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now live on tape from new york city, it s stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey, everybody! stephen: welcome to the late show, everybody. i m your host, stephen colbert. thank you. lovely people. absolutely lovely people. how is everybody s march madness doing? it continues tomorrow night and friday on cbs. right? am i right about that? yeah. everybody s brackets okay? yeah. jon: bracketed up. stephen: how are everybody s buckets? i ll explain that in a moment, you ....