cheers and applause stephen hey how area you . cheers and applause . Jon i like that stephen whats going on . Please, have a seat, everybody. Youre too kind. Thanks. Welcome. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. cheers and applause first of all, obviously, happy tuesday, everybody. cheers and applause tuesday crowd. Tuesday crowd. Jon taco tuesday. Stephen its the second dave spring . Today is the second day of spring. You know who has a bad case of the mondays this tuesday . The trump administration. Because, apparently, paranoia has seized the trump white house. Im surprised. I thought russia was going to seize it. Trump staffers, evidently, are so paranoid about the media, theyre staying mum in meetings out of concern that their comments could be leaked to the press by foes. I have some bad news. It didnt work, because your foes have leaked your mumstaying. And its not just the press. Not just the press theyre paranoid about. White house staff are also afraid tha