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And yes, yes, you you should be clapping. Id be clapping if i were you. Happy wednesday, everyone. So, Tim Walz, performance at last Nights Debate has been panned by both parties. Partas so bad. Theres now talk of replacing him with a sharper, more capable candidate. In a bizarre gaffe, Wild Baz said he was friends with School Shooters. D he School Shooters have come out and denied this, saying their reputation signs are bad enough. In a post debate tweet, Anaio Navarro said to beware of j. D. Vance since hes an able shape shifter, but shes just jealous. He was able to shift shape without throughout eire debate, waltz was seen writing furiously on a notepadthrougho. What could he have been writing that . Nothing wrong with Lovingnotn Sports and and sportsmen. Speaking of waltz said, he was, quote, a knucklehead for falsely claiming he was in china during the tiananmen square massacre. I guess you should take down this picture from his website. Throughout the debate, waltz had a Deer In