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From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york. The daily show with trevor noah presents [hiphop music] the highlight of the night was obviously oprah winfrey. Right, she won a Lifetime Achievement award, and her speech her speech was one that made many people feel like maybe oprah wasnt done achieving things just yet. It is not lost on me that at this moment, there are some little girls watching as i become the first black woman to be given this same award. [cheers and applause] for too long, women have not be heard or believed if they dared to speak their truth to the power of those men, but their time is up. A new day is on the horizon. When nobody ever has to say, me too. Again. Thank you. Yes, we can [laughter] am i the only one who had that feeling . No . Yeah, it feels like this is oprah 2020, come on. I will say i can see how oprah seems like the perfect opponent for donald trump. I mean, shes everything th ....
Because its you almost feel like its depressing that hes not a mastermind that is planning all of this. We are just all dealing with a buffoon is almost what youre saying. Yeah, hes stupid. [laughter] [cheers and applause] [patriotic music] boo [coughs] welcome to the fake news. Im ted nelms. Thanks for inviting me into your home. I love what youve done with the place. Weve got a lot to get to, so lets jump right in. First, hurricane randy on the warpath. Destination, florida. Main course, massive damage. All that despite having the really laidback, cool name of randy. Then, President Trump still trapped at the bottom of a well. After seven days, are we any closer to a successful rescue . And an exclusive with senator bill cassidy on his failed attempt to eat an entire cow. Am i disappointed . Absolutely. It is a disappointment for myself. I am ted nelms, and this is the fake news. Dun, dadadun, dadadun dadadadadadun [ music ends ....
Tun beveg paris sorry . Either the universal translators offline or i hit my head harder than i thought. Ruck. All right. Take it easy. Take it easy. Fitah this . Listen, i really need this. Fitah ud neetot. sighs grunting of the starship voyager. Tuvok. Tuvok. Yes. And you . Noss. Well go to my vessel. I see youve already been there. Mayday, mayday. Paris to voyager. Respond. Aw, come on. Her name is noss. She was attacked by two humanoid males. You sure she didnt attack them . They were attempting to rob her. Seems to be a local pastime. But somebody stole our medkits. Food. Whats the status of the shuttle . Fractures throughout the hull Environmental Systems down impulse engines are beyond repair. Told you we should have brought the delta flyer. Communications appear to be functional. Wont do us any good. Every time i transmit a signal it gets bounced back by the distortion field that pulled us down here. Looks like we f ....