[ music ends ] [ chord plays ] [ chord, chimes play ] [ chords play ] [ chord plays ] welcome to the tfn newsquarters. Im ted nelms. Lets get started in florida with Team Coverage of hurricane randy. Weve got abby wofsy running late a few blocks away, Stewart Mccoy in a tree, and mark telfer is bearing the brunt of the storm in the florida keys. Thanks, mark. Thanks, ted. Im here. Not so fast. Mark, lets go to tfn meteorologist jane gordon standing by in the tfn Severe Weather lounge. Jane . Ted, moments ago, hurricane randy was upgraded from a category 4 to a category 5. Oh, my god jane, explain for our viewers, but not to me, because i already know, the difference between a category4 and a category5 hurricane. Well, its one worse, ted. Got it. Now the storm surges could be as high as 10 feet. To put that in everyday terms, an african pygmy mouse is 1. 8 inches long. If you strap 66. 667 pygmy mice end to end on a board, then turn that board vertically, the height of the mice would be
Cool name of randy. Then, President Trump still trapped at the bottom of a well. After seven days, are we any closer to a successful rescue . And an exclusive with senator bill cassidy on his failed attempt to eat an entire cow. Am i disappointed . Absolutely. It is a disappointment for myself. I am ted nelms, and this is the fake news. Dun, dadadun, dadadun dadadadadadun [ music ends ] [ chord plays ] [ chord, chimes play ] [ chords play ] [ chord plays ] welcome to the tfn newsquarters. Im ted nelms. Lets get started in florida with Team Coverage of hurricane randy. Weve got abby wofsy running late a few blocks away, Stewart Mccoy in a tree, and mark telfer is bearing the brunt of the storm in the florida keys. Thanks, mark. Thanks, ted. Im here. Not so fast. Mark, lets go to tfn meteorologist jane gordon standing by in the tfn Severe Weather lounge. Jane . Ted, moments ago, hurricane randy was upgraded from a category 4 to a category 5. Oh, my god jane, explain for our viewers, but
[ music ends ] [ chord plays ] [ chord, chimes play ] [ chords play ] [ chord plays ] welcome to the tfn newsquarters. Im ted nelms. Lets get started in florida with Team Coverage of hurricane randy. Weve got abby wofsy running late a few blocks away, Stewart Mccoy in a tree, and mark telfer is bearing the brunt of the storm in the florida keys. Thanks, mark. Thanks, ted. Im here. Not so fast. Mark, lets go to tfn meteorologist jane gordon standing by in the tfn Severe Weather lounge. Jane . Ted, moments ago, hurricane randy was upgraded from a category 4 to a category 5. Oh, my god jane, explain for our viewers, but not to me, because i already know, the difference between a category4 and a category5 hurricane. Well, its one worse, ted. Got it. Now the storm surges could be as high as 10 feet. To put that in everyday terms, an african pygmy mouse is 1. 8 inches long. If you strap 66. 667 pygmy mice end to end on a board, then turn that board vertically, the height of the mice would be
Because its you almost feel like its depressing that hes not a mastermind that is planning all of this. We are just all dealing with a buffoon is almost what youre saying. Yeah, hes stupid. [laughter] [cheers and applause] [patriotic music] boo [coughs] welcome to the fake news. Im ted nelms. Thanks for inviting me into your home. I love what youve done with the place. Weve got a lot to get to, so lets jump right in. First, hurricane randy on the warpath. Destination, florida. Main course, massive damage. All that despite having the really laidback, cool name of randy. Then, President Trump still trapped at the bottom of a well. After seven days, are we any closer to a successful rescue . And an exclusive with senator bill cassidy on his failed attempt to eat an entire cow. Am i disappointed . Absolutely. It is a disappointment for myself. I am ted nelms, and this is the fake news. Dun, dadadun, dadadun dadadadadadun [ music ends ] [ chord plays ] [ chord, chimes play ] [ chords play ]
Guilty to promoting prison contraband and admitted giving hand tools to richard sweat and david matt. The two set off an intense nationwide manhunt. Happening today in a local courtroom, a teenager charged with stabbing a 9yearold boy to death in his bed is back in court today. We could find out whether hes deemed competent to stand trial. Defense attorneys for 18yearold William Schultz say Mental Illness played a role in the stabbing of the third grader. Today a jury is going to listen as two independent evaluators testify on their assessment of the teen. Schultz was a friend of the familys and was staying over at their Discovery Bay house on the night of the stabbing. The teen has pleaded not guilty. Police in pet lialuma, man reported report di poured gas and then doused a nearby building in gas and tried to set it on fire. For is some reason the gasoline did not ignite. The man took off before police arrived. Just four days after pope francis canon iced junipero serra, the saint va