Steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Nick Offerman, Stacey Abrams, and musical guest busta rhymes features anderson. Paak, and the legendary roots crew and now, here he is jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy yes. Oh thats what im talking about. Hi thank you very much. Hey. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show everybody. We are here. [ cheers and applause studio 6a in new york city it feels good. Thank you so much for watching lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, i think its fair to say that right now, america is at a crossroads it doesnt get much bigger than this so we begin tonight with our top story. Get excited because mcdonalds is bringing back the mcrib. Jimmy thats right [ laughter ] americans were like finally, a a glimmer of home in the barren wasteland thats been 2020 [ laughter ] when he heard about it, trump dropped out of
Last night i complicated the president , commended him for not throwing a tantrum after 16yearold Greta Thunberg was named person of the year by time magazine. We all knew he wanted to be person of the year, we know it bothered him. He showed uncharacteristic restraint. He was on Good Behavior. Sadly that Good Behavior lasted just under 24 hours. This morning he wrote, so ridiculous, greta must work on her anger management problem, then go to a good oldfashioned movie with a friend, chill greta chill. Says the sweaty old man who was mad at a magazine because they didnt put him on the cover. The fact that Greta Thunberg is a teenager makes this especially insane. Im old enough to remember a time when everyone at the white house had a fullblown hissy fit because a witness at trumps impeachment hearing had the gall to say the word barron in a completely benign fashion. That time was last tuesday by the way. I guess things have changed. The first lady did not tweet about this actual attack
I was elected as first minister for a five year term and that is the term i intend to serve. Can i ask you to clarify post about them is to date the date you are sending the letter to the prime list . Yes. It will be going any time i should say, i dont know how much time you have had to read the document but it clearly says that today we are requesting the transfer of Power Production document is effectively the request and it will be sent by letter to the Prime Minister later on today. You said the prime list ignores the result of election after election. In 2014 scotland voted no to independence. Opinion polls, almost all of them can indicate there is a majority for staying in there is a majority for staying in the union. As well as you did at the election last week, 45 of the vote was behind you is it you that is ignoring result after result . Its not. Let me take the election result last week. People cannot have this both ways, we either accept the mandate and what constitutes a ma
Would imply he was raveled in the first place. I think he might be smoking black market vapes. Trump tweeted and retweeted more than 100 times this weekend. Since friday the president has retweeted 130 times and counting. These are his tweets. And hes playing all the hits. He called this the greatest witch hunt in the history of our country. Even his witch hunts are the greatest in the history. [ laughter ] he wrote, if that perfect phone call with the president of ukraine isnt considered appropriate, then no future president can ever again speak to another foreign leader. Right. All overseas phone calls will be disallowed hereforth. to the wait did frowe just winners. Prouders it was a perfect conversation with ukraines president. And who is he quoting here . Everyone uses their phone differently. Thats right. Thats why Xfinity Mobile lets you design hes quoting himself. Your own data. [ laughter ] now you can share it between lines. Again, the president of ukraine said there was no,
Dodge ball court all day today. Last night i compared the president s behavior to the sopranos. But today it seems more like six feet under, because somebody finally pulled the fire alarm in hell. We now know that what, what did the whistler blow and when did he blow it . The muchanticipated complaint against the president has been unearthed. If this isnt it, nothing will be. It grabs trump by the mcnuggets and doesnt ask for permission. This is what the whistleblower sent to the attorney general. In the course of my duties, i have received information from multiple u. S. Government officials that the president of the United States is using the power of his office to solicit help from a foreign country in the 2020 election, among other things, to investigate one of the president s main president ial rivals. The president s personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, is a central figure. Attorney general barr appears to be involved as well. Thats not a whistle. Thats an air horn, a wheelbarrow full