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Her staff is interlocked with mine. She helped pass all the laws. Reporter: biden bigfoots kamala harris. Now barack obama has to get involved. My name is joe biden. Welcome to the swimming pool. There s too much masculine toxicity of there that you ve got to be tough and angry and lash out. Reporter: doug emhoff accused of physical abuse. We have a full report. Our team asks many times for more security, more help and they were denied. Trump heading back to butler, as the secret service is in a state of emergency. Plus. everyone s trying to get it right today washington saw a ghost. Hey, folks. My name is joe biden. Welcome mr. President. We ve been waiting for you. Welcome to the swimming pool. The first time joe biden never set foot in the briefing room as president. The press was stunned. Peter doocy s leg fell off. And every channel in america cut straight to it. We were actually but to go live to vice president kamala harris who s speaking right now in detroit, michigan, and
Those also. But first lets look at tonights guest. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. [applause] can we go back really quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup . She is such a whiz they put her on Philly Cheesesteak fox News Business Anchor Lawrence and eddie. [applause] and to terrify the minions. Charlie her. And finally she is like barbie small and one with fake hair. Cap cat kat timpf. Now before we get to some stories and we had plenty of them lets do this. Leftovers. We will be the jokes we did not use this week so if they suck we will tie joe to the table and that monkeys rip off his face. It might be an improvement. He is homely. Brian kilmeade took on a Wrestling Bout this week in a match called the Unstoppable Force versus the unwatchable object. A contract of tyrus power against the skills he learned playing soccer that bore me to death. And austrian growth will just Grocery Store was evacuated after a spider whose bite cause for our
At any moment former President Donald Trump or any one of his 18 codefendants in the Election Subversion case could turn themselves in at a jail in georgia. We are live in atlanta as the deadline for their sur renter is nine days away. The white house announced plans for President Biden to head to hawaii to see first hand devastation of the maui fires and we have the new video at the epicenter of the tragedy with questions growing about how those fires started. Could alec baldwin face charges once again in the Rust Film Set Shooting . Why new Forensic Analysis could change the case. Im john berman with sara sidner and kate bolduan. This is cnn news center. Some time between now and next friday, donald trump and his 18 accused cocon sspirator are supposed to turn themselves in on charges related to the 2020 election. At least, thats how we understand it at this moment, as with every trump case, circumstances can change, but here is how a Fulton County sheriff says he expects all of this
But first, lets welcome tonights guests. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. Comedian david o. Back can we go back to angelo real quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup. All right. Shes such a makeu. They put her on philly cheesesteak. Fox business anchoy cheer Lauren Simonetti has published opinions terrified that minions Fox News Contributor truly are. And finally shes like Barbie Small Blond and as fake hair cut. Fox news contributor kat timpf. All right we have before we get to some new stories and we have plenty of them. Lets do this. Yeah. Regs, leftovers. Mm. Yeah, its leftovers whereis i read the jokes. We did news this week, and as always, its my first time reading them, so if they , will tie joe mackey to a table and then let a group of monkeys rip off his face. E an he might be an improvement. Yeah, i know. He is homely. Here we go. Brian. Kill me. Took on tyrus in a Wrestling Bout this week in a matchwrestl called the Unstoppable F