Evidence that prehistoric humans [ laughter ] consumed Dairy Products judging by the cave drawings [ laughter ] the third democratic primary debate is tomorrow night t wais. And finally, kfc is coming out with a new video game called i love you, Colonel Sanders a [ laughter ] Finger Lickin good dating Boris Johnson illegally simulator [ audience oohs [ laughter ] where players go to Culinary School with Colonel Sanders and try to date him. Even worse mcdonalds is coming out with Ronald Mcdonald down to clown. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause she is a global superstar, whos starring in the fantastic new film hustlers out this weekend. Jennifer lopez is back on the show, everyone [ cheers and applause he is a fabulous actor you can see in foxs new series prodigal son. Michael sheen joins us tonight [ cheers and applause and we have Grammy Nominated pop star mika performing as well so its a wonderful night. [ cheers and applause
Jennifer lopez Camila Cabello and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1171 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh my goodness thank you very much. [ cheers and applause hey, nice to see you welcome everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it you are here [ cheers and applause thank you so much for being here, everybody. You guys, im so excited about this Jennifer Lopez is my guest tonight. Steve oh, come on [ cheers and applause jimmy jennifer is so busy this week. Not only shes hosting saturday night live, but she was just asked to perform the halftime show at trumps impeachment. Ist that amazing . Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy unbelievable [ cheers and applause that is the big news this morning. Nancy pelosi held a press conference and said that the house will officially draft articles of impeachment against President Trump. [ cheers and applause then to lighten the mood,
He could find someone more dangerous than john bolton [ light laughter ] President Trump announced today that he will consider banning the sale of all nontobacco flavored vaping products, which is a shame, because vaping was the only way most American Kids would ever find out what fruit tastes like that [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats a peach . [ laughter ] the third democratic primary debate is tomorrow night and im going to be gaffe free this time, said joe biden, naked from the waist down. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause a court in scotland ruled today that british Prime Minister Boris Johnson illegally suspended parliament in an effort to push through his brexit plan and may have deliberately misled Queen Elizabeth to get her to sign off on the move. Said the queen, release the hounds. [ laughter and applause a Six Flags Theme Park in maryland has announced a new promotion in which visitors spend 30 hours inside a coffin to win a pair of season passes and if billy asks, thats wh
John bolton, so i was wrong. He could find someone more dangerous than john bolton [ light laughter ] President Trump announced today that he will consider banning the sale of all nontobacco flavored vaping products, which is a shame, because vaping was the only way most American Kids would ever find out what fruit tastes like that [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats a peach . [ laughter ] the third democratic primary debate is tomorrow night and im going to be gaffe free this time, said joe biden, naked from the waist down. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause a court in scotland ruled today that british Prime Minister Boris Johnson illegally suspended parliament in an effort to push through his brexit plan and may have deliberately misled Queen Elizabeth to get her to sign off on the move. Said the queen, release the hounds. [ laughter and applause a Six Flags Theme Park in maryland has announced a new promotion in which visitors spend 30 hours inside a coffin to win a pair of season passe
Duty. The boats charred wreckage has been brought to the surface, and all of the victims have now been identified. And this is night vision video of authorities closing in on a couple who had escaped a prison transport van and remained on the run for 16 days. A tip brought officers to a Small Community 50 miles from phoenix. Susan and Blaine Barksdale were taken back into custody. The couple escaped while being taken across the country to face allegations of murdering a man in april. Actress Felicity Huffman learns her fate later this morning in a courthouse in boston for her role in the College Admissions scandal. Federal prosecutors are pushing for a jail sentence and a fine. Heres abcs eva pilgrim. Reporter actress Felicity Huffman, who pled guilty to paying 15,000 to alter her daughters s. A. T. Scores, is seeking probation and Community Service while prosecutors are asking for a month behind bars. A source telling People Magazine huffmans main focus Going Forward is repairing her