Jennifer lopez Camila Cabello and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1171 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh my goodness thank you very much. [ cheers and applause hey, nice to see you welcome everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it you are here [ cheers and applause thank you so much for being here, everybody. You guys, im so excited about this Jennifer Lopez is my guest tonight. Steve oh, come on [ cheers and applause jimmy jennifer is so busy this week. Not only shes hosting saturday night live, but she was just asked to perform the halftime show at trumps impeachment. Ist that amazing . Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy unbelievable [ cheers and applause that is the big news this morning. Nancy pelosi held a press conference and said that the house will officially draft articles of impeachment against President Trump. [ cheers and applause then to lighten the mood, she brought out Justin Trudeau to tell a few yo president s so dumb jokes. [ laughter and applause during her press conference, pelosi said that she prays for trump. And then trump responded on twitter and said that he doesnt believe her. [ light laughter ] and god heard that, and he was like, oh man, am i gonna have to testify, too . I mean, whats going on . [ laughter ] yep, the house is moving forward with impeachment and now its looking like trump could be impeached before christmas. But, if he behaves, nancy will let trump open one of his charges on impeachment eve steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy at the end of pelosis press conference, a a reporter asked if she hated trump. She was not having that question at all. Take a look. Do you hate the president , madame speaker because representing i dont i dont hate anybody. I resent your using the word hate in a sentence that addresses me dont mess with me when it comes to words like that [ cheers ] jimmy trump saw that and then a little bit of pee ran down his leg [ laughter ] i love that. That was great tonight at the white house, trump lit the National Christmas tree thats right of course, trump refused to light it until the crowd admitted the call with ukraine was perfect. [ laughter ] just say it just say it was perfect. [ laughter ] or else i wont plug these two in, ever the male plug and the female plug [ laughter ] they wont have electrical intercourse unless you say [ laughter ] if you want to watch the National Christmas tree lighting, it will be televised in four days on the ovation channel and reelz. [ laughter ] no offense, but you can find the whistleblower faster than you can find the ovation channel and reelz. [ laughter ] is that channel 36125. 3 . Okay. [ light laughter ] well, this is getting a lot of attention. Joe biden just released a new campaign ad that includes the footage of World Leaders mocking trump. [ audience oohs that was fast. Thats like when a team wins the super bowl and theres instantly a commercial to buy their Super Bowl Merchandise its like, hey, that just happened how did you know . Yep, biden has called trump the laughing stock of the world. When he heard that, Rudy Giuliani had to change his twitter bio. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy speaking of biden, he just said that he would consider Kamala Harris as a potential running mate yeah, joe said that when it comes to finding a mate, hes gonna take it on a taste by taste basis. [ laughter ] hey, have you guys seen that peloton commercial the husband give his wife the an exercise bike for christmas. Well peloton just released a a statement saying that they stand behind that ad a Company Spokesman said, quote, our holiday commercial was inspired by all the stories we hear about peoples lives changing after getting a a peloton bike were always looking to celebrate customers fitness journey. They went on he said, heck, im getting my own wife an exercise bike for christmas. Not that you need it honey hahahahaha. [ laughter ] then he added, for real, though i gotta step up my game gift up after last year. She really didnt like that scale i got her. [ laughter ] just trying to give her something she didnt already have. [ laughter ] then they said, but ill admit that spanx were a bad gift [ laughter ] that ones on me that ones on me i saw them at the store. I didnt know that they were for hiding tummies not that my wife even has a tummy, which i wouldnt care about if she did. And finally, they said, anyways, im sure my wife will love this peloton bike im getting her this year. She and her new boyfriend have tons of room at their place. [ laughter ] theyll love it. [ cheers and applause happy holidays happy holidays to everyone well listen to this. Theres a new restaurant in malaysia that serves airline food its so authentic that while youre waiting to order they slam a drink cart into your knee steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy and get this at an art fair in miami, a a banana thats duct taped to a wall just sold for 120,000. Its crazy you can get that same banana at whole foods for just 110,000. [ laughter ] 120,000 for a banana taped to a wall but this is nice the buyer also got a a certificate authenticating that theyre a moron steve oh [ light laughter ] [ rim shot ] [ laughter ] jimmy you didnt like that joke because why because why . Steve why . Jimmy is it because you think that the sellers a moron or the or it just didnt read right [ laughter ] what was the joke again . I thought it was funny [ laughter ] you got 100,000 120,000 they bought a banana, yeah steve right. Jimmy okay steve taped to a wall. Jimmy this is nice also, the buyer also gets a certificate authenticating that they are officially a a moron. [ laughter ] sorry, i just added the word official. Steve thats a good joke jimmy well, if it is a good joke then they is no one laughing at it [ laughter ] steve well, they cant all be winners jimmy what steve they cant all be winners. Jimmy yeah, but you just said it was a good joke. Steve it is a good joke. Hey man, Shawshank Redemption didnt make any movie money at its first release, man [ laughter ] you know what im saying Shawshank Redemption is a good movie jimmy no like thats a bad analogy. That got as many laughs as the joke did [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] [ applause ] anyway, im gonna hang the banana in my living room [ laughter ] steve oh, its beautiful jimmy its a beautiful [ cheers and applause a beautiful piece of art you dont know me you dont know me. And finally, i dont know about this i just saw that a man just got a tattoo of baby yoda drinking a white claw check this out, this is real [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] [ applause ] when he saw that, even the guy with the tattoo of a furby drinking crystal pepsi was like, thats not gonna age well. [ cheers and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight. Jennifer lopez is here ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause Jennifer Lopez oh my gosh was she great in hustlers . Steve oh, shes phenomenal jimmy shes the best we love Jennifer Lopez also we love Camila Cabello. Steve come on. Yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy this just this is out right now. The album just dropped right now. Steve oh jimmy its out romance [ cheers and applause romance. All right, so check this out also, its a big day for me. I am excited about this. I had this idea. I always have these silly ideas, right and so i had this idea probably over a year ago. I was in in my backyard and i was thinking when i am waiting online or whatever, i always i have my sunglasses i usually spin them or Something Like that. Im just waiting kind of fidgity or whatever. And it just never i was saying, i wonder if someone could actually put a little a ball bearing or some type of thing on the arm of the sunglasses so you can get a good [ light laughter ] i wanna get a good get a good whip to it, you know anyways, so i heard the guys that started warby parker on this podcast called how i built this with guy raz and its a great podcast if you havent heard it but anyways, i listen to it all the time i love it. And i heard these guys talking and they just came from they just start up and started themselves theyre just nice guys i go, you know what im gonna send them a video of my idea and say, hey, guys, i dont know if you can see this, or whatever, or if you read this email, but i have this idea where you whip the sunglasses around and whatever youre just waiting online i just think that you could a little hinge or something. anyway, so, i didnt hear back so its just good. Its fine. [ laughter ] no big deal. Steve no big deal. Jimmy id say probably a a month later, i get an email from neil at warby parker. And its some video. And i couldnt get the video to open on my phone, or whatever. So im trying to forward it so i can open it. I open it up, its this really funny video of him going through the offices of warby parker and everybody in the office is pretending to spin sunglasses. [ light laughter ] they all have tonight show on their laptop and everything. Its was really it was a funny video. And hes like, lets talk. So i go, okay. So we started talking about it and this is a year and a half later. And ladies and gentlemen, as of today [ cheers and applause the first ever spinnable sunglasses [ cheers and applause steve whoa jimmy see that there so thats there. So look at this. [ cheers and applause see what im talking about there . Steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy spinnable sunglasses theyre called theyre called theyre called spinnies, okay now theyre available now at all Warby Parker Stores and at warbyparker. Com. Theyre limited amount theres only 4,000 made. But heres the best part 100 of every spinnies purchase goes directly to the pupils project. Okay this is a program [ cheers and applause wait til you hear it wait til you hear it wait til you hear what this does pupils project is a program that warby parker founded that provides free free vision screenings, eye exams and glasses to School Children in the u. S. Through Public Private partnerships [ cheers and applause steve come on. Jimmy so if youre so if youre not fortunate enough to be able to go to an eye doctor, or you know they come they will come to you. It is an amazing thing cause you probably think the last thing you think about if your kids at school not doing well at school or struggling is that they cant see. A lot of people just dont they dont have the money or they just dont even think about that but now, with glasses, you can go, oh, he just couldnt see the board. I just think its a beautiful thing. Who would have thought of something so great would come out of such a dumb idea like this [ laughter and applause but look under your seats. cause everybody in our audience is getting steve yeah jimmy their own pair of spinnies [ cheers and applause hold them up open them up take them for a spin let me see what they look like [ cheers and applause oh yeah, baby oh, i love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. Thank you to everyone at warby parker for collaborating with me on this. It is a fun thing for a great cause. And i am honored to be part of this i love you warby parker. You guys are awesome [ cheers and applause thank you so much. And they look good you can wear them right now if you want to. Thats fine. You can wear them the whole show but youll wanna youll wanna take them off. Actually, youll wanna put them on for Jennifer Lopez steve yeah jimmy and Camilla Cabello, yeah put them on, yeah. Theyre so bright that you need sunglasses guys, we have exactly ten shows left before we go on christmas break. Steve oh jimmy which means, its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Everybody put on your glasses for this oh, no, im just kidding [ laughter ] it is time for its a 3d show it is time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applause 12 days of christma sweaters 10 days left jimmy you look good. All right. Right now, i love you wore it. Right now, every show between now and christmas, well be giving one lucky audience member an exquisite christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. Now, since there are 10 shows left, lets open door number 10. Go for it. Where is it . [ cheers and applause go for it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah look at this [ cheers and applause wow. Sweater. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause all right, now lets see whos going home with tonights sweater. Everyone, look at your seat number and if i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are, okay quest, can i get a drum roll, please [ drum roll who wants me to pick their number [ cheers and applause jimmy 217, where you at . Hey [ cheers and applause come on over hey, come on over. How are you doing . Nice to see you. Hey. Congratulations. You have won tonights christmas sweater. What is what is your name bailey. Jimmy bailey, where are you from lincoln, nebraska [ cheers and applause jimmy lincoln, nebraska. It gets it gets pretty cold there, huh, doesnt it yes, its pretty cold there jimmy its pretty cold there. Do you have anything like this nothing [ light laughter ] nothing like that. Jimmy nothing like that at all . I find that surprising i mean, this is a pretty common sweater that you can get anywhere this is one of a kind. Would you do you want to try it on right now . Heck yeah jimmy all right, lets just go for it. Here you go. Roots, can i get some yeah, there you go this is gonna be great you always know its good when someone says oh god before they put it on thats oh my, look at that. [ cheers and applause youre a supermodel. You look gorgeous. That is fantastic. Hey, i love it [ cheers and applause give our winner a round of applause thank you again to our lucky audience member. Stick around well be right back with Jennifer Lopez, everybody. Come on. 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Jimmy first of all, you won on the people magazines people of year. So, congrats on that [ cheers and applause thank you thank you. Jimmy and what a year youve had its been amazing amazing. Jimmy i mean, you were engaged. You got engaged. I did engage jimmy you turned 50. I did jimmy you had hustlers yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy you had hustlers opened up to amazing reviews hustlers open good jimmy you had sold out tour tour, good. Jimmy i saw the tour it was unbelievable. [ cheers and applause you were asked to perform at the halftime show. I know. Jimmy come on. [ cheers and applause i just started screaming right there. Jimmy come on now. No, its been the most spectacular, crazy, amazing, overwhelming, scary, beautiful year of my life. Jimmy yeah, yeah [ laughter ] and now youre hosting saturday night live. I well, that is just like, what am i doing . Jimmy yeah, right . [ laughter ] its like, dude, that so epic. [ laughter ] just throw that in the mix real quick cause you know how much work that is. Jimmy work goes into it. Oh, my god. Jimmy i just you also i mean, every time we do any little bit on the show, you put the work in, buddy thank you jimmy i know the halftime show is a little you have a a little time for that, but i know you its really not because we christmas and then, you know, youre back in january. Jimmy its right after that so its gonna its gonna be its gonna happen quickly, i feel like jimmy its you and shakira yes, me and shakira jimmy i love that. Down in miami [ cheers and applause jimmy i love shakira yeah. Shes amazing, and its down in miami, and were gonna bring that flavor. Jimmy its a big deal, man [ cheers ] yeah, its gonna be good. Jimmy it is a big deal yeah. Jimmy im assuming you that youre rehearsing already or thought about what bits youre gonna do yes yes, yes, yes. Jimmy how much time do you have to get in and get out does that like is it a set number its like four minutes you know, its they have like 29 minutes for the whole halftime halftime is like 29 minutes exactly. And so, they have to put up the stage. Jimmy yeah they perform and take down the stage. So, you wind up having anywhere between like 12 and 14 minutes and so we were probably gonna split that between us and have some great guests hopefully and, you know, things like that. Jimmy you just youre also youre are gonna be playing in the super bowl as well is that true yes jimmy im just kidding [ cheers ] i dont jimmy why not . Why not . No, tight end [ laughter ] jimmy oh, man. [ cheers and applause come on. I shouldnt make that joke i cant make that joke thats perfect i dont know where that came from jimmy i love that though why not . [ laughter ] getting my jokes on, ready for snl. Jimmy cause youre the best ah, exactly. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy last time you were here, we had fun on the show it was awesome we did another bit that we always make these silly bits oh, yeah. You made me dance. Jimmy but then you was it the next day you didnt tell me about this what . Jimmy you showed up for the versace show. Oh, yeah. Jimmy that was just the next day was it the next day jimmy yeah, because i was like, we had so much fun with jlo. Yes jimmy and then like, wait, bigger news. [ laughter ] it was like, she did this. You surprised everyone at the versace show. Yes jimmy they were doing a big fashion show and at the end you came out in the famous green dress. Right [ cheers and applause it was it was the 20year anniversary since i wore that dress, and donatella asked me. She was like, why dont you come . And im doing a whole like, tribute collec