Oh, my goodness. I love you. I. I love you so. Happy tuesday, everybody. All right. Today, childrens picture book day. So thats why tho one can reach President Biden after the department of health and Human Services says doctors must obtain informed consent before performing a services exm i wish someone told my dentist that nearly one third of americans dont know. Viewing a Solar Eclipse with a Naked Eyhird Oe permanently dame their vision. There cs only one other thing you can see that poses the same danger. Over the weekend, four inches of rain in southern california, a new two year total not seen sinceraa the latend 1800s. 1 there was so much rain in l. A. Governor newsom had to move tom cruise to higher ground. Texas health servicesg th are raising the alarm after a person tested positive for bird flu sincee its texas. He was immediately served with coleslaw and cornbread. Scientists portugal embrdentally created a mouse embryo with six legs and no. Hmm six legs and no. Sounds lik
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