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Turns out you cant get laind ,bumble, but you can get laid off. As it turns out being expected to make the first move all the time isnt muct moveh fun, eveno laptop. Try it face to face. L real life in a bar with six of your friends watching andread ready to bust your or ovaries. The restt of the nighte because he or she turned you away like you were i knelephantor h j man with halitosis. I know that suddenly women got a taste of making that Scaryscar First Move and the sting of Rejection Makin Ag the first move is the hardest thing you can do because you faced rejection Almostrdesthing Yo Ni of ten times. Its like when kat applies for a credit carofd, but yett we were expected to do it. And thats good becaus expe buih muscles. The ones you dont see, the muscles of personal witty humor, charm, charisma, what we call the axis. Gutfeld i worry, however,. That dating apps have caused those muscles to go slack. People online judge each other superficially on looks and wealth. 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Jamie did not write thisquestion question, but im going to read it to you anyway. D jamie, your exwife dumped yo, took your house, kids and everything you owned, which left you lonely and depressed because of that. How muchg you ow time did you sd on dating apps like bumble . Onu must have done dating apps. Yeah, that was a Question Slash Quicink Summary of my lif. I did absolutely do dating apps, and that makes you feel bad as a guy when you hear those were the parameters. T tal i dont like the be the short thing. Im not six feet tall and i feel like thats also somethin,. You cant change about yourself. Immutable is that what is. i dont know but i get that all the time that like people would come up after show sometimes and ive actually gotten you look taller television. Right. Which is crazy. Like, maybe your tvs sitting wh something, you know, maybe its not me. But the first movie isntg is funny, that bumble, that was their whole thing. That was their brand, is. Gonn and now they go, were not going to do it. Like, that would be like beyond me going, you know what . Were going add a little bit thd. Hat is w we think thats why they were called bumble. Was queen bee they were in charge. But the little worker bees cam e. Yeah. I just think people dont realize how much easier they have it because the apps because remember reali how , when we were, we younger and dating, we didnt have you guys. We didnt have lik nothavee, you couldnt even send like, a like a pic. No, you had to. I you couldnt. You had to actually bring it over to her house. Yes. And it and its and you had and now youre choosing the thatsand no possible pictu. Its like your is having headshots done. Yes is gettis. Back then, you wouldnt even have a filter unless she was looking through a Screen Doohavr and like, yeah. And for the women, its easier. They couldhter ]r just give yom a thumbs down. Back then they would have to actually look at it and give you a thumbs dow, then. S down yeah. You know, i mean, you couldnt. Yeah. Couldnt ghost people. You had to fake your own death. Fi. Nk about thats true. It was oh, my god. Think about that. It was so hard, heather, to liko harde be like. Like lose someone. When . Before were, like. O some but now you can just ghost them online. But before you just had, lik e. E, im not answering the phone. You have to take a different route to work. Yeah. Insteafferent d of, like jamie , the picture. You have to deal with the real thin picturl wig. Im not sure how to how follow up after that. Whats the business here with bumble . Did they make a mistake . I mean, these Ruledel Heres Of E because the stock price is tanking 80 from when they went public. User engagementanking,t declinip because people are getting married and then hopefullyletine theyre deleting their profile, which would be the right thing to d righto. But it took seven years to figure this outt, you. 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O meet you know the best way w to meet women is to go to places where youre doing somethinhereg youre good at. W right. You know what im saying . Whether you know, a you know, a golf range is what you it a driving range. You could just like walk around putting your tweets on a projector. Yes. You no, i mean, its easy. I mean a projector you go to whe you could be your best self and then people can see you. For me, thats everywhere. Oh, its tough to. O ou i dont go out. They just come running at me. Its like im a magnet of some f kind. A magnet for women. Is there a word foor wr that a chicken . Yes. Thank you,g isr what joe. T oh, that was a great segment. , i dont know about you guys. I donnt t. Know uys, about you guys. S away oh, yeah. A joes memory slips away with that shout out to green if youll be in the new york area on t like, tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews. Com slash gutfeld and clickou can on the link to join our studio raudience. 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N is income when you account for inflation is actually down since you took office. Economicactually last week far t of expectations. Consumer confidence maybe nodenc surprise, is near a two year low n with less thans to six months to go to election day. Oyou worried that youre runninu out of time to turn that around . Wev time already turned around. Oh, why the horrified lookard on your face, sir . Its as if he had gotten a whiff of his own pants. He also lied about inflation. Quitresident has inflation had n weve had in terms of creating jobs and bringing down inflation was 9 when i came to office. 9 actually, no. It was only 1. 4 . H by t which, by the way, is also my percentage of body fat. Youre welcome. I starve so you can look at me. Ause t and of course, there was noae real time fact check from the reporter. Perhaps she was busyct check t our breath. But joes biggest what the moment was at a Campaign Stopgl in wisconsin when he said his Catholic School teacher was draftehid. The packers watch by Theology Professor at the Catholic School. I went to was a guy named riley. Last nam ae, and he had been drafted by the Green Bay Packerds and he decided to become a priest before. So he didnt go. Theres a lot of things going on there, but i want to know the last name of the guy and riley last name, and he had been drafted by the Green Bay Packers and he decided to become a priest. Before that. So he didnt go, you know, perhaps rileys last name was his last name. And the only draft is the air whistling out of bidens ears. Of course, not only was joe reading another word he shouldnt have read, the other words were pure at this point. Comparing him to ron burgundy is an insult to ron burgundy. Everything was prescripted and still biden ends up everything up. If they scripted, if they scripted, joe, pretty please dont read this. He would recite joe. Pretty please dont read this. And as for the actual anecdote, i refer back to my big book of passion knowledge. The only person with the last name riley, to be drafted by the packers was another dude from colorado in 1940, seven years before biden was in high school. And speaking of 47, thats the year joe says he rescued those aliens in roswell, new mexico. Whats joe think . Oh, no. Dont dont even question me, man. I remember every minute of my days in, back in Catholic School, my teacher, riley, last name. That was his name. Riley. Last name. His first name was, baba. Oh, that class was a teenage wasteland. I wrote a song about it, gave it to my friend townsend. Last name. He was in a band called who . Im not kidding. Thats not a joke. Band was called who believes a. Whats the band . Who . Who . No. Who . Who . Its like that old Comedy Sketch that i wrote with my partner. Lou costello. Heather, i was struck in that interview with erin burnett that, that it seemed like. Joe, that was the first time he ever heard that information. It looked like it. Yeah. Its like hes been cocooned in a cocoon. Well, why didnt she correct him . I mean, coming from cnbc and economic background, i mean, the first thing you would say is no, mr. President , inflation was not 9 when you came in, in office. It was 1. 4 two thirds of americans are living paycheck to paycheck. So when you ask, you know, are you worried about this . And he says, no, ive turned it around. No you havent. Prices are up over 19. You go prices are up over 19 percent, you go to the Grocery Store americans see prices are up, gas stations, americans conceded, he blames corporate brook breed s not a corporate greed, is washingtons inability to balance the budget, not just an anchor bar is getting smaller. Greg yes, its his brain. It is interesting blaming Corporate America and also the idea that americans have more money so dont worry about inflation what say you . He can just blame yourself because you try to wind of the election, it makes a lot of sense to lie. My only problem is, when it being one of those interviews where she was not allowed to ask a followup question because if she had that 9 percent number, she would also have the 1. 4 percent number. To me, the greatest part is the more that biden talks, the more his life becomes like the movie forrest gump, pretty soon and then i worked on a shrimp boat [ laughter ] my friend bought stock in apple computer, i could see him just running for a longer distance for no reason. [ laughter ] greg it is amazing, he is in every era with some weird twist. How did he think he comes up with these stories . I dont know what i think that interview really shows his greatest strength is his weakness. [ laughter ] it is because its actually really hard to want to grow somebody, stick it to them, when you look over at of them when theyre like this [ laughter ] right . Your brain goes from ol show you, i need to show you how to get home immediately so you can ask a followup question because it would have killed him. Is a are you okay . It is a matter of hes the president , any situation, the overwhelming feeling is of concern. Greg i think she felt about it. Its like if you get in debate with your aging grandfather, and he says something silly. He can keep his eyes open. Greg jesus. Jamie, his performances almost as bad as your marriage. Thats right. Greg i know, i know. I wish mine would have only lasted that long. [ laughter ] greg this is crazy that thats the president. Isnt it . Its absolutely crazy, i think she might have felt bad, like the best thing about it being an interviewer, and doing an old guy like biden is like you could ask that was hardhitting question you want and he could not walk out of he wanted to. Physically. I have to point something out, sometime along as you guys progressed, shes to do like an exaggerated version of biden, look of biden was crazy, and isaac joe biden is doing an exaggerated version of tom. Greg its true is on believable, hes a Doing A Caricature of an old man talking, you can see the thoughts in his head going through a tour before they get to his miles. Its ridiculous. Is an he made a mistake when he said, when i got into office it was 9 percent. I think he might when i got into office today. [ laughter ] greg all right, thank you for applauding me going to you know, i spend a lot of time thinking about dirt. At three in the morning. Any time of the day. What people dont know is that not all dirt is the same. You need dirt with the right kind of nutrients. Look at this new organic soil from miraclegro. Everybody should have it. It worked great for us. This is as good as gold in any garden. If people only knew that it really is about the dirt. Youre a dirt nerd. 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I think republicans in the house would be better served by trying to not pass the democrats agenda for them and we should have a bill maybe that if they keep doing that, would send Mike Johnston to gaza . Greg somebodys been hanging out with Marjorie Taylor greene. [ laughter ] all right, should they get a taste of their own medicine . Whats the other analogy. Lotto they walk the walk instead of talking the talk . That was pretty strong. Because in this country we dont send people to war torn areas for misdemeanors. Greg bush earned we . Shouldnt we . I ask you, are you some kind of hate be . If that makes me a hippie i suppose so student you hippie commies are the same. Obviously we are not going to do this, so it is irritating that politicians that we pay spend their time doing those which is just Virtue Signaling. Greg you know what i would call it a symbolic gesture. Thats whats Virtue Signaling as they do that raises the hypocrisy over the protesters, if you really care, leave the safety net of your coddled College Campus, thats three c is in our row, alliteration, look it up, jamie . And dont even have an insult for you. Should you send your exwife to gaza . [ laughter ] soon think she would argue that would be better than her time with me. Greg do you think this is a waste of time . Maybe cat is right, it is pointless even if it has a point it is pointless. I disagree with these guys. Greg is there a way we can pretend till the last second were sending them . Can we just land and pull back, oleh scared of them greg thats great i was in 88 and a college would argue still i am, and the dumb thing is, when i was in college is sort, for 20 years at thought Local Anesthesia, is that Local Anesthesia meant they got it from like around here. [ laughter ] over supporting the local economy, i dont know. Our member my exwife when like it was about to touch the hot stove, i let him touch him and hell never do it again by thats true and want to stop them ahead of time, so is he still has a face with skin. [ laughter ] it think they would both work. It would be a reminder. But as think we scared them but dont send them. Greg it is interesting to though heather, shouldnt of the protesters embraced as a general year in jail because you destroyed a car or you get a six months of Community Service in gaza, given the choice is shown embrace a Community Service . When i tried to provide support to the civilians of gaza instead of breaking the law and destroy the property . They are of onj of wackos, i hate to sit im not saying my daughter to college, you know why they should save the tents for after they graduate, they will need them. [ laughter ] [ applause ] greg Coming Up Tech does your windshield have a crack . Trust safelite. 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Visit purple. Com or a store near you [ ] [ ] whats that smell . Its a story that sells. [ applause ] greg it does swell. Michael douglas is vexed by the lack of onscreen sex, Aging Actor Douglas recently criticized Onset Intimacy Coordinators for taking away control from the filmmakers saying it is all choreographed now, at the sags sex seems like fight scenes its all choreographed to. In my experience to take responsibly is meant to make sure the woman is comfortable, you talk it through, you say, okay, im gonna touch you here for thats all right. I did a few of these sex movies, and we joke about it now but it would have been like to have an Intimacy Coordinator working with us . Whatever dude. And like Michael Douglas, some actresses eight Intimacy Coordinators are necessary especially the ones that keep Michael Douglas from having sex with you. Cat,. Yes . Greg nobody likes sex scenes except the perverts thats in it. But it was people like Michael Douglas who made the sex scenes happen because viewers dont like it, the actresses dont like it, nobody likes it except the little old pervert. Yeah, its like if youre sitting at home with your parents, you run out of stuff to look at other than the movie. But also Intimacy Coordinator is one of those jobs where if you have an interest in being that, zeballos thank you should do it. [ laughter ] just like you now . If anybody ever told me, i dont care how inappropriate it is i would get up and leave. Greg to the points jamie, the Intimacy Coordinators are thirdparty experts with it nearly Unlimited Authority and budgets to manage his sexing. I dont know school for this, who makes you the expert. What i guess it is the least capable person in their office, and they will fire them and they go, okay, jesse, you do those. [ laughter ] sue and, yeah, i was uncomfortable with a lot of things he said. Auto sink sex scenes are like fight youre not getting consent greg true. Very sensitive comment. I can get jealous sometimes, remember my exwife was in a sexing, are so uncomfortable. Not only because the guy was so goodlooking, theres no cameras, your not an actress. [ laughter ] to the report god. Poor guy. Soon i was in a tv show ones, the hardest part is i noted a sexing i was just so excited. Greg by the way the love between you two looked totally real. Header, i cant recall a single sexing in a movie where eyes more of that, please, except in cocoon but thats for another time. Who wants this stuff . I dont know, the calling Michael Douglas the expert, like many beautiful women, it wasnt him that needed the instructor, nor was it sharon stone, i mean uncrossed her legs and she will show you what to do. If you have an element of an instructor makes you feel better during your acting then you should not a volunteered to be paid for sex scenes and b. , its not going to look realistic to the viewers if somebody is watching. Thats just weird. Greg tell me about it. You know joe, as a universal sex symbol [ laughter ] [ applause ] is it true, joel . Every person that youve applauded, you have supper with . I dont kiss and tell, just your studio my kissing stories. But i will say that someone your side, i hate movie sex scenes. Broke Back Mountain [ laughter ] ruined a perfectly good western film thats why i think i would be a great Intimacy Coordinator for movies because whenever i start watching people making out, they stop. [ laughter ] greg by the way, cat has a very good point, lets say you are in a real situation and somebodys Making Out In Front of you. It makes you uncomfortable. Why would anybody think that in a movie that would make you feel good watching two people . 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