lady gaga s make over. be authentic. authentically we have a whole world to fix. no, don t leave it there. why would you leave it there in there is a terrible place to leave it. we must find terrors where ever it hides. this is a time when the country is grappling with post 9/11 world. thank you very much. welcome to the tonight show. i think at this point, jay liking himself to the troop s cheerleader. we ll help everyone out there try to take our minds off of they thinks. toys r us announced they may sell their toy devision. so we was toys? we started out doing work completely non political. non-september 11th and you start making jokes about things. there was the taliban. things are not looking good for the taliban, today they took a head count and the idea of only half of them had one. it is always the middle child that causes the problems. leno has the fun, easy going vibe. jay talks like most people talk. i think they completely relate to
eastern front lines. scott mcclain has more. there s fears of a high casualty count after russians accuse d dropping a bomb on a school. the russians were fighting with unarmed civilians when they dropped that bomb on the school in the village which is about seven miles west of the front lines. 90 people were thought to have been taking shelter there at the time the officials says that 30 people had been pulled out of the rubble . heavy fighting had been taking place the the strike will bring back memories of the bombing of a theater in mariupol where hundreds of women and children were taking shelter. some 300 people or more were thought to have been killed there. it has been taking russian shelling for weeks now. they got out 49 people, including eight children by train to western ukraine but clearly, not every one had left. so sad. as we learn more about the attack on that school, we re getting rare bit of good news. a top ukrainian official says all women, children and
astounding. i love drowning you all the numbers i hate that. from and to make an exception tonight because it s that important disapproval for the handling of the economy. my question is or who are these 34% who approve of him? the answers for middle-class only 36% say that he s helping with the middle class that s down from a whole 5% from february, and americans see what s happening i think it, look at this they re getting poor as days go on. there were member how the dimwitted treasury i member when she just brushed off inflation concerns a year ago we made a big deal of and today we saw a historic rate hike a desperate move with terrible consequences for hardworking americans. it ll be more expensive to borrow money, if it try to buy a home, experts say that the asking price may not be much higher than it is now, but the cost to buy that house is gonna be higher. because mortgage rates are going up. that means many homeowners will only be paying higher interest on t
jd mandel. he is doing great. [ laughter ] oh, my god. you know, you know, if the current occupant at 1600 pennsylvania avenue had done that, there would be headlines for, like, months. about his age. oh, he can t remember. which, of course, underlines the fact, how funny it is. you have people, right-wing trumpists attacking joe biden for his mental acuity. right before donald trump couldn t remember who even endorsed, he this is when he was going through his cognitive test. right. i aced my cognitive test. this is a water puff low. buffalo. this is a ladder. do we have jonathan lemire here? he is our cognitive test specialist. jonathan, what were the six or seven words he could remember? it was man, woman, camera, light, and then one more. it was all very water buffalo, you had that one right. water buffalo. water buffalo is essential. actually a cheat code for anyone about to take a cognitive test, water buffalo, always one of the words. but this from t
and we know that it is safer in the planes and these are people saying have your mask on. i also heard that the only people who don t have to follow this there s a vaccine check you have to be haven ted and they did testing. but the people who are the wait ears and waitresses don t go by vaccine mandate because they have a union and so all of the waiters and waitresses are in masks. that s the way they like to do it these days. people who do serving have to wear their masks. but yeah, you know this is part and parcel of the thing that goes among the elite rules for not for me that s the ways it works. no one gave me rule thes coming here by the way. lawrence: going to take you back to the white house correspondent dinner. we re a privilege uniquely to those who hold or seek power. there s no perfect way to do this work. it is as it ever was but it is now at all times an increasingly for profit subject to derision and suspicion of bad faith for political motivation w