To being extra cautious. But ultimately the president didnt want to put his vice poodle at additional risk. I want to thank the commission and the university of utah for hosting this event. And senator harris, its a privilege to be on the stage. Jimmy now if they could just get him to stop humping trumps leg, theyll be set. [ laughter ] the truth is a lampshade cone would have made more sense than what team pence was fighting for, which was nothing. They wanted no extra precaution. They initially said no to a divider made of plexiglass between them. Kamala wanted it. Pences team did not. Mike pence believes that if youre going to separate a man and a woman it should be from their children at the border of the united states. [ moans and applause ] this is my own staff booing me. Thank you, guillermo. [ laughter ] for just clapping at whatever i say. Guillermo youre the boss. Jimmy an aide for mike pence said the Vice President is looking forward to having a conversation about the marked
But ultimately the president didnt want to put his vice poodle at additional risk. I want to thank the commission and the university of utah for hosting this event. And senator harris, its a privilege to be on the stage. Jimmy now if they could just get him to stop humping trumps leg, theyll be set. [ laughter ] the truth is a lampshade cone would have made more sense than what team pence was fighting for, which was nothing. They wanted no extra precaution. They initially said no to a divider made of plexiglass between them. Kamala wanted it. Pences team did not. Mike pence believes that if youre going to separate a man and a woman it should be from their children at the border of the United States. [ applause ] this is my own staff booing me. Thank you, guillermo. [ laughter ] for just clapping at whatever i say. Guillermo youre the boss. Jimmy an aide for mike pence said the Vice President is looking forward to having a conversation about the marked shift left that joe biden wants to
You can beat every bear in the forest, but the game is never finished. Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Seth Macfarlane, Evan Rachel Wood penn and teller, and featuring the legendary roots crew theyve really stood the test of time. And now, heres your host, jimmy fallon much like these majestic rocky mountains. Which must be named after the. That would be rocky the flying squirrel, mr. Gecko sir. Obviously ahh come on bullwinkle, theyre named after. Our first president george rockington [ cheers and applause that doesnt even make any sense. Mr. Uhh. Winkle. Jimmy hey. Oh, thank you very much roots. Geico. Over 75 years of savings and service. Thank you, everybody, for tuning in and watching the tonight show. I appreciate it. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, today is september 17th i point that out because once again President Trump has contradicted one of his medical ex
A motel and dilutes on a bed that feels like a prison cot have an orgy with the entire backup dancer squad of Britney Spears vegas show that down for it in that vein the federal government on tuesday carried out its 1st execution in almost 2 decades but they couldnt do it without the tacit approval of the Supreme Court skoda as theyre called or scrotes as i like to call them cleared the way for the execution by declining to hear a case this is the 1st execution in 17 years and it was done by lethal injection because hanging in the kind of gotten a bad rap these days feels too wild west and electrocution has been on the outs because the environmentalists were furious the electricity was coming from coal power plants i mean if youre going to turn a guy into a shift bob dont use dirty energy to do it ok can we agree on that maybe he could pedal a bike that powers his own murder thats eco friendly thats a green death arrivederci or death by wind turbine im sure if you guys got close enough
A bad rap these days feels too wild west and electrocution has been on the outs because the environmentalists were furious the electricity was coming from coal power plants i mean if youre going to turn a guy into a cheska bob dont use dirty energy to do it ok can we agree on that maybe he could pedal a bike that powers his own murder thats eco friendly thats a green death arrived there or just by wind turbine im sure if you guys got close enough to one of those things the propellers could knock his head clean off that would be totally environmentally sustainable. But actually the only reason the electric chair even became a thing was because Thomas Edison wanted to crush his business rival George Westinghouse seriously edison refused to take nickel and tesla device that alternating current was the way to go for electricity edison decided that there was only one thing to do to prove that westinghouse alternating current generators were more dangerous than edisons direct current in orde