A motel and dilutes on a bed that feels like a prison cot have an orgy with the entire backup dancer squad of Britney Spears vegas show that down for it in that vein the federal government on tuesday carried out its 1st execution in almost 2 decades but they couldnt do it without the tacit approval of the Supreme Court skoda as theyre called or scrotes as i like to call them cleared the way for the execution by declining to hear a case this is the 1st execution in 17 years and it was done by lethal injection because hanging in the kind of gotten a bad rap these days feels too wild west and electrocution has been on the outs because the environmentalists were furious the electricity was coming from coal power plants i mean if youre going to turn a guy into a shift bob dont use dirty energy to do it ok can we agree on that maybe he could pedal a bike that powers his own murder thats eco friendly thats a green death arrivederci or death by wind turbine im sure if you guys got close enough to one of those things the propellers could knock his head clean off that would be totally environmentally sustainable. But actually the only reason the electric chair even became a thing was because Thomas Edison wanted to crush his business rival George Westinghouse seriously edison refused to take nickel and tesla device that alternating current was the way to go for electricity edison decided that there was only one thing to do to prove that westinghouse alternating current generators were more dangerous than edisons direct current in order to prove his claim edison held a public executions oftentimes in front of reporters of animals such as dogs and horses at a demonstration that addison held at coney island he electrocuted and killed a circus elephant named topsy so if youre teenager and you kill a dog 1 then youre a satanist and you go to juvie but edison deep fried oh circus elephant and hes in esteemed inventor. Yet edison also sought to prove his wonderful new toy worked on a human convicted murderer William Keller was the lucky contestant come on down after they sat down with the creator of the electric chair Arthur Southwick which edison helped fund spoke to the crowd just as southwick announced this is the culmination of 10 years work and study we live in a higher civilization today everyone noticed the killer was still alive welcome to higher civilization please ignore the stench of burning hair thats also what it says outside the oval office. And the way we basically dont use the electric chair anymore now we use the highly civilized lethal injection theres only one problem we cant get our hands on the drugs to murder people because there isnt easy you export ban on the lethal injection drugs we need the countries that manufacture the drugs dont want them used for our goddamn barbaric medieval experiments in human indecency but the trouble is duration will not be. Just these recent federal executions of mark to call nation of a 3 year a campaign to line up a secret supply chain to make and test lethal injection drugs isnt it a strong sign youre an alcoholic when your friends start hiding the alcohol from you well what is it when your friends are hiding the murder of cocktails from you hey buddy dont you think youve killed enough people this way go no no i know i know i know you can stop anytime you want i know of course i believe you but why dont you just take 2 a break you know see see how it feels one night without killing someone you know see how that feels. So apparently the administration has been working on this secret protocol since 2017 and its designed to keep hidden who the drug suppliers and testers are but many have now been found out and in some cases even the Companies Involved in testing the deadly Penna Barbara tall said they didnt know its intended purpose all 3 firms told reuters the Justice Department did not hire them directly saying they were contracted by a compound in pharmacy heres a hint you might be on the wrong side of history when your government has to pretend to be someone else when contracting with Chemical Companies the. Make killer cocktails because if they found out what you were doing with the drugs they would refuse to work with you on moral grounds. However making our bombs that kill innocent people overseas is not something companies hide from no they take pride in it all of the new tomahawks come out of one factory this one a 20 foot long term effects are manufactured by the wreath. Arms and is one of the missile executives and this is the final configuration before it goes out the door to a customer we have people like saudi arabia murdered children in yemen its quite a privilege to do the lords work. One of the Companies Testing trumps new murder a cocktail is called dinah labs and the cofounder Michael Pruitt would like you to know that your government testing murder of chemicals is really a heart warming story he said quote id rather know if someone i knew was going to when i was being put to death with a lethal injection id rather know that the injection was tested by a qualified laboratory yes if a friend of mine were big murdered id like to know the chemicals were really top notch spare no expense if you kill in my pals kind of like if if i were watching my bass made being strangled i would want it to be strong professional hands you know like a auto mechanic or a drummer. Anyway i dont have time for all the other reasons the Death Penalty is an idiotic barbaric flawed pointless stupid waste of human life but on the plus side at least the elephants now know whos boss coming from washington d. C. The belle of the base is redacted today. As well come cam now lets take the news from behind in the middle of this pandemic when donald trump has tried to kill as many children as possible sorry sorry thats thats coming up next month so far hes just been aiming at adults well well get to the kids soon when we reopen all the schools and institute the free taco sharing buffet a with a sneeze guard option all listen children if youre not good enough to not die from coven. Contain then maybe you shouldnt be in the advanced placement classes ok stay back with the kids learning how to make a block of wood out of a larger block of wood. Stiff knees guys i see people wearing those plastic masks that are like made out of a 2 liter pepsi bottle. When they sneeze in one of those diseases noxious spray across the inside of that thing just like you like a squirrel hit the windshield of your chevy tahoe at 90 miles an hour. Guess you need some sort of like when chilled wiper on the inside of that mask im inventing that no one still that is mine and the way in the middle of this pandemic trumps poll numbers are tanking and theres a lot of prisons go around but i have i have i am sick and tired of people saying that trump doesnt accomplish anything. In fact he has succeeded in some massive achievements one of the biggest just happened recently he has created a stunning and powerful partnership between nations yes trumps harsh sanctions have led to an iran China Partnership china and iran have drafted a sweeping economic and Security Partnership according to New York Times china will get a regular heavily discounted supply of iranian oil for the next 25 years as well as an expanded role in iranian banking ports railways telecommunications and myriad other projects iran and china will also increase their military cooperation said. Mark. Trump is accomplishing all kinds of stuff hes such a tank the china and iran have been forced into bed together in an awkward sticky romantic trist i honestly i love i love this story because it completely infuriates everyone from Rachel Maddow out of my palm patio to bill kristol to sean hannity and Mitch Mcconnell to nancy pelosi to Chuck Woolery all of the corporate psychopaths who make up the neo liberals and the neo cons are doing themselves whereas those of us who fall in the how do i. Rational part of the spectrum we understand that we should want all countries to cooperate and Work Together china iran rise the us narnia the pharaoh man of wyoming all the countries coming together get the luck on solving problems giving suggestive back rubs not turning the atmosphere to ash and a Nuclear Armageddon and playing pickle ball those kind of things of course if you really want to really want to dig down deep we can also talk about how nation states are figment of our imagination often used to control us and it takes loads of social engineering to make you think that someone in indonesia is somehow less connected to you as a human than someone in nebraska but no one wants to dig that deep because it ruins dinner parties. My point is america loses. One of the bags and anyone who was born in. Within certain lines on a map did no one remembers who drew them or why they got there but anyone anyone born inside there is god. Moving on you already know that the impacts of Climate Change are speeding up it was so hot a few days ago here in washington d. C. That i just sat down and cried i just i just sat there and cried i was in the ice cream aisle in the Grocery Store at the time and it was 192 degrees outside and im lactose intolerant so i guess i just cried and i pressed my nipples up against the glass freezer door so that the ben and jerrys chunky monkey would know i still love it i still love it no matter how long weve been apart. They scored me out of a good story there in front of them. Anyway despite the impact of our boiling planet from Media Coverage of Climate Change during maggy of this year as tracked by the media and Climate Change observatory which monitors 120. 00 media sources in 56. 00 countries has found a 52 percent drop compared to may of last year so this 50 percent drop in coverage was compared to last year even though last year was also all Major News Networks devoted less than 4 hours to Climate Change in 2019 total for the year they devoted more than 4 hours to the fact that jared dimples abandoned his face. Which could we blam them i mean i mean the devils when you get out of there has left years ago to along with his pride and super ego his intelligence and his moral core but that story is not more important than the fact of the earth is on fire even j. P. Morgan chase the biggest funder of fossil fuels on the planet has admitted we. Possibly kind of theres a chance of there a qualifier be totally. Earlier this year j. P. Morgan chases economists wrote an internal report leaked to Extinction Rebellion stating that they cannot rule out catastrophic outcomes where human life as we know it is threatened nothing to worry about there thats just human life as we know its all have some other kind of grey human life where we get to where sweet 247 fires. And breathe through our anus because the air at our head level will be too polluted with ash it sounds cool. But i dont want to leave you without any good news and i dont consider breathing through your goodness not sure where you stand on that thats up to you know the good news is that there are still a lot of human beings around the planet who are devoting their lives to solving this problem i can about why probably doesnt 2. Challenge on when youre a climate solution scientists probably doesnt put a lot of backs on mattresses know what i mean but yes all day every day there are people trying to save us from ourselves the latest effort to decrease the carbon in the atmosphere comes from rocks yes rocks according to Smithsonian Magazine by spreading rock dust over large swatches of land Carbon Dioxide could be trapped and transform scrubbing in from the atmosphere if this technique called enhanced weathering were to be employed around the world scientists estimate 2000000000. 00 tons of Carbon Dioxide could be removed from the atmosphere in each year you heard it here 1st spreading rock dust over fields could save us even though i was hoping theyd say spreading angel dust over our nasal passages was going to be the answer over iraq just even if you globally would not solve the whole problem it would only take some of the carbon out of the air so well have to do this enhanced weathering and stop using fossil fuels and stop throwing out plastic bottles once every 10 seconds and lock the higher ups of j. P. Morgan chase in the trunk of a sedan in a sunny parking lot in nevada in august that last one is more for fun than to save the planet but im down im down someone has a sedan that they dont mind smelling like old roast beef for a few years. Well to go to a short break but if youre watching this on you tube go get our full episode on the free streaming app portable t v we will still be putting all of the deck tonight segments on you tube but the full episodes will be on portable t. V. Ill be right back with a lot more. Thanks guys or financial survival. When customers go buy your just a plain. Didnt help well reduce a lower. Thats undercutting but whats good for market is not good for the global economy. The world is driven by a dream shaped by one person. Who dares thinks. We dare to ask. One else chose seemed wrong why dont we all just dont call. Me old yet to shape out these days to come to council. And engagement because the trail. When so many find themselves worlds apart we choose to look for common ground. Welcome back im still a camp if youve paid any attention to the Trump Administration you know theyre anti regulation you when it comes to vetting who sponge bathes your grandma during a pandemic but despite over 55000 nursing home related deaths the white house reduced the required training hours for nursing home assistance from 75 to 8. 8 hours for more on this we go to our senior senior lover that women bill a lowly call me crazy but i think the training required to take care of the elderly should take longer than watching all 3 back to the future movies now ask anyone like me who got a d. C. Drivers license and theyll tell you having dozens of hours of training doesnt mean youre good at something everyone in virginia found that out the hard way last week when i went viral for driving on interstate 395 my god are you are you making a u. Turn on the highway was an emergency and youll be happy to know that when i got home i actually did set my d. V. R. For the new episode of this is so crisis averted just like the Nursing Home Industrys crisis of trying to recruit workers these 75 hours of training and frankly we should be putting up barriers that anyone who actually wants to wipe my grandfathers because after the way he reacted to our family Surprise Birthday Party for him last year im sure its not doing that again any time soon im not fine dont. But no one wants to have a job dealing with vulnerable vulnerable population after only a few hours of training meds crazy 2. Cops do it all the time and get a free gun out of it not to mention more money since these workers are temporary after the pandemic and theyll still have to complete the full 75 hours of the certified so until then i think its ok that theres no requirement to watch the required videos or download the assignments and that theres only one time to cessnock that means its not even 8 hours that theyre probably getting certified wall cutting their toenails ok thats not true a political reporter registered in obtained a temporary certificate using the internet to look up test answers and less than 40 minutes and if you need nearly 40 minutes to cut your toenails then maybe youd need nursing home care yourself but there might be some vacancies since the trumpet. Astray should not only way of training requirements but rules that made it harder to kick out residents and that forced Nursing Homes to maintain Quarterly Health reports of each resident so not only can they seniors but they dont have to keep track of their health during a pandemic leave leave replacing residents of covert 900 patients keeps these Nursing Homes alive pussies are so fragile that its a lot easier to just say someone have kovi it instead of forcing workers to file Health Reports that look like this front page of the New York Times those are the names of the people who died and theres no point in keeping Nursing Homes alive if none of the people inside of them are alive the Nursing Home Industry clearly wants to maximize profits instead of safety given the lack of p. P. A. Lack of experience lack of transparency. What are you doing what were you going sorry sorry when you said p. P. A. I remembered i have to protect myself before i get out of here. You dont have a drivers license anymore i still have it this is just actually for the next time i got to make a highway you turn now now its still a tear. All right now its time to get to some of the stories we didnt have time to get to here with me is redacted correspondent and does leave a clear thanks for being here anderson what it what you got well the election is swiftly approaching just a few months away november trudging along at my excitement we get to really exciting candidates one of whom joe biden just called his opponent President Trump the 1st racist president in American History which is that was a shock to me i dont know if you knew this but. Hes the 1st one to drop bombs on people who are going to stand native americans on a tra