This was not. But once again, michigan has been unable to win a game as an underdog. The only team in the country that has been unable to win a single game as an underdog over that period of time, the last five years. Kirk i heard that. It felt like they were an understood dog last year to notre dame when they beat them, but they werent. Chris ten. Handoff to the fullback. John chenal muscles ahead. Out near midfield. Wisconsin is going to finish this great wisconsin performance off in true wisconsin fashion. Kirk john chenal is going to say, coach, id love a few more carries. Hes only averaging 13 yards a carry. Big guy. Its just a belly dive. Old school belly dive. Chris very old school. Talked about the game at evanston, which looms as a really important showdown, a crucial game in the big ten west. After that, the badgers will take on a beleaguered Minnesota Team at home, trying to maintain control of the ax. Then you got a really interesting game. Before the year, did you think th
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Trees. [ laughter ] thats right President Trump has fired National Security adviser john bolton and you have to appreciate the irony of john bolton being taken out by a preemptive strike. [ light laughter ] so National Security adviser john bolton is out no word yet on what he plans to do next. Oh, man, the patriots . [ laughter ] President Trump and Vice President mike pence held a rally in North Carolina last night ahead of the states special Congressional Election though do you really need pence to pump up a crowd when you already have trump having trump and pence at a rally is like having the rock and Malcolm Gladwell help you move i think the rock can handle it at a Campaign Rally in North Carolina, yesterday, President Trump said the democrats are, quote, not big believers in religion. Before adding, unlike me, who loves whats his name you know, the boy who was born on christmas, in a trash can or whatever [ laughter and applause what was it . You know who im talking about [ chee