Stephen welcomes Molly Shannon, Thomas Lennon and comedian owen smith. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater is new york city, its stephen colbert. cheers and applause . Stephen hey, everybody. Please sit down, everybody. Sit, sit, sit, sit. You, down, thank you very much. Thanks, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, stephen colbert. All week long, all week long President Trump has tried desperately to convince us that he is a stable, steady meeting to the press, met with foreign dignitaries, it was a nice act. But like many men his age he can only keep it up for so long. laughter today, today, today he returned to the same unstable, reactionary president weve all come to know and know. This afternoon he was meeting with lawmakers to discuss immigration policy. Several of these lawmakers suggested lifting restrictions for immigrants from haiti, el salvadore and various african country, trump reportedly said why are we havi
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laughter you know, i didnt beat my rugs. My rugs beat me. laughter . Rug users always have an excuse it warms up the room. It goes with my furniture. My feet are cold on the hardwood floors, like this degenerate. Sure, a good time have, a few friends over and wed roll up a fat one, but before i knew it, it was walltowall. I put it in my kids room. I lost everything. Thats the point i couldnt even foorld heroin anymore. I love heroin laughter . This is your brain. This is your brain on rugs. Thats never coming out. laughter anyone got any soda waters . Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trumps tweetsplossion. Plus stephen welcomes Nicole Kidman. And Jonathan Groff. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whats up . Stephen right there right there hey, everybody thanks very much. Ing with, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Co
Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes jim gaffigan. Anna chlumsky. And Louie Anderson featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo hey thank you very much thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I gotta say, first of all, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. First of all, itsed from. Happy friday, everybody. Its a friday crowd. Friday crowd, cant fake it. Now, of course, this is not just any old friday. Its the dramatic conclusion of Donald Trumps infrastructure week. Its all weve been talking about this week, right, infrastructure . You know, fixing our old bridges and then jumping off them. laughter you remember that during the campaign, trump promised to spend 1 trillion thats trillion with an n on the end for infrastructure. But now, hes changed that to 200 billion, which is 20 of his campaign promise. So hes issuing a slightly
Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes jim gaffigan. Anna chlumsky. And Louie Anderson featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo hey thank you very much thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I gotta say, first of all, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. First of all, itsed from. Happy friday, everybody. Its a friday crowd. Friday crowd, cant fake it. Now, of course, this is not just any old friday. Its the dramatic conclusion of Donald Trumps infrastructure week. Its all weve been talking about this week, right, infrastructure . You know, fixing our old bridges and then jumping off them. laughter you remember that during the campaign, trump promised to spend 1 trillion thats trillion with an n on the end for infrastructure. But now, hes changed that to 200 billion, which is 20 of his campaign promise. So hes issuing a slightly