violence. they just want to take your guns. they have no idea what they are even trying to ban, and it s all on video. i see it, you see it, the biden administration crisis unfolding at the border. they are trying to accelerate it. what s the best job in the united states? what s your dream job? if you had the choice to snap them fingers, what s the job, doctor, actor, professional athlete. i will answer that for you, the best job in america is obviously being a politician. come on, man. i mean that. seriously. where else do you have so much influence with so little accountability? you can make oodles and boat loads of cash while claiming to serve the public. maybe we all had it wrong as kids. what were we thinking. when you were kid did you dream of becoming a savvy investor who would think with this wallet instead of his heart? i wanted to be a veterinarian. i wanted to be a magician. i wanted to be a senator. i wanted to be a florist. i wanted to be a punk pong
the democrats are the party of violence. they just want to take your guns. they have no idea what they are even trying to ban, and it s all on video. i see it, you see it, the biden administration crisis unfolding at the border. they are trying to accelerate it. what s the best job in the united states? what s your dream job? if you had the choice to snap them fingers, what s the job, doctor, actor, professional athlete. i will answer that for you, the best job in america is obviously being a politician. come on, man. i mean that. seriously. where else do you have so much influence with so little accountability? you can make oodles and boat loads of cash while claiming to serve the public. maybe we all had it wrong as kids. what were we thinking. when you were kid did you dream of becoming a savvy investor who would think with this wallet instead of his heart? i wanted to be a veterinarian. i wanted to be a magician. i wanted to be a senator. i wanted to be a floris
the democrats are the party of violence. they just want to take your guns. they have no idea what they are even trying to ban, and it s all on video. i see it, you see it, the biden administration crisis unfolding at the border. they are trying to accelerate it. what s the best job in the united states? what s your dream job? if you had the choice to snap them fingers, what s the job, doctor, actor, professional athlete. i will answer that for you, the best job in america is obviously being a politician. come on, man. i mean that. seriously. where else do you have so much influence with so little accountability? you can make oodles and boat loads of cash while claiming to serve the public. maybe we all had it wrong as kids. what were we thinking. when you were kid did you dream of becoming a savvy investor who would think with this wallet instead of his heart? i wanted to be a veterinarian. i wanted to be a magician. i wanted to be a senator. i wanted to be a floris
[applause] greg: happy wednesday, everyone. [laughter] greg: yes, control yourselves. remember back in grade school when the teacher would leave the room and tell everyone to behave while she was gone, of course, the second she left the room went wild. that s how i got my first tattoo. i would show you but the fcc doesn t allow frontal nudity, so it s great what the teacher got, right? but remember how after a while it would get ugly. the bullying and fights would start. things would get tossed around the room. by things, i mean me. when the teacher came back you were sort of relieved. you knew your class needed a grown-up to keep things from chaos which brings us to america. can someone please call the teacher back into the room? not so they can sleep with their students, although that helps. but to save us from the madness. every weekend we re seeing the same stories of violent mobs disrupting and destroying our cities. it makes me remember the good ole days when it u
[applause] greg: happy wednesday, everyone. [laughter] greg: yes, control yourselves. remember back in grade school when the teacher would leave the room and tell everyone to behave while she was gone, of course, the second she left the room went wild. that s how i got my first tattoo. i would show you but the fcc doesn t allow frontal nudity, so it s great what the teacher got, right? but remember how after a while it would get ugly. the bullying and fights would start. things would get tossed around the room. by things, i mean me. when the teacher came back you were sort of relieved. you knew your class needed a grown-up to keep things from chaos which brings us to america. can someone please call the teacher back into the room? not so they can sleep with their students, although that helps. but to save us from the madness. every weekend we re seeing the same stories of violent mobs disrupting and destroying our cities. it makes me remember the good ole days when it u