Days after voting to get out of the e. U. , england is out of the european soccer tournament. One of the greatest days in the history of football. Iceland are in the quarter finals. 21 loss to iceland last night will go down as the worst moment in englands football history. Trevor wow the worst moment in englands football history. Theyve had tragedies where people died and this is the worst moment . That is a smart move crying into the ground. The guy is just, like, i may have let my country down but im not ending up as a bloody meme hide my face laughter i dont think you understand how big an upset this was. This was the first time iceland ever qualified for the european cup. Nobody ever expected them to get this far. Unlike england whose manager has millions, icelands manager is a dude who works a parttime dentist. In england, went home crying, he gave them sugarfree lollipops you were very brave applause my favorite part wasnt the parttime dentist manager, ults the fulltime crazy ic
Yorker and author of jackson, 1964, Calvin Trillin is joining us, evened cheers and applause first, lets talk about beaks. A few days ago britain voted to withdraw from the e. U. And england is take it seriously. Days after voting to get out of the e. U. , england is out of the european soccer tournament. One of the greatest days in the history of football. Iceland are in the quarter finals. 21 loss to iceland last night will go down as the worst moment in englands football history. Trevor wow the worst moment in englands football history. Theyve had tragedies where people died and this is the worst moment . That is a smart move crying into the ground. The guy is just, like, i may have let my country down but im not ending up as a bloody meme hide my face laughter i dont think you understand how big an upset this was. This was the first time iceland ever qualified for the european cup. Nobody ever expected them to get this far. Unlike england whose manager has millions, icelands manage
Larry larry larry youre too kind. Thank you so much, guys. That is what i call a tuesday push. First things first, guys. First things first. I want to talk about the House Committee on benghazi. Remember them . This is the republicanled panel which was going to tell us exactly how secretary clinton mishandled the benghazi attack and misled the american people. Now, this report is over 800 pages, so please, if you could just sum it up and give me your conclusions. I actually trust you to read the report for yourself and draw your own conclusion. You draw your own conclusion. laughter larry no, trey gowdy you draw my conclusions. Thats the whole point of having a committee. We didnt spend two years and 7 Million Dollars of taxpayer money for me to think. laughter right . And now you want us to draw up our own conclusions . Okay, fine, we at the nightly show, were going to read this report. And were going to draw this conclusion for everybody. All right. cheers and applause were going to
Lollipops you were very brave applause my favorite part wasnt the parttime dentist manager, ults the fulltime crazy icelandic announcer. screaming unintelligible trevor mocking thats the commentator it sounds like someone is killing him in the announcer booth, but hes so committed to rise job that he doesnt stop commenting on the game screaming im dying now so much madness. One small group changing history to another, the Supreme Court. This week, you would have thought that game of thrones would have easily been the most exciting Season Finale but the Supreme Court blew it out of water and they only lost one character. laughter the court just ended its term yesterday but before they left they dropped some bombs. An evenly divided Supreme Court blocked the president S Immigration reform. The Supreme Court struck down a severe antiabortion law in texas. Supreme court voted unanimously to vacate former Virginia Governor Bob Mcdonalds conviction. Upheld affirmative Action Program in texas
Bloogle it, if you will. So lets check in with the red, white and blue attempts to unblacken the white house. [ cheers and applause ] 13. According to a new poll, thats the percentage of people who would rather see a giant meteor hit the earth than see either donald trump or Hillary Clinton be elected president. [ laughter ] larry to be fair, giant meteor did pick Elizabeth Warren as its running mate. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] people love her. People do love her. But speaking of extinctionlevel events, the Clinton Campaign avoided a big one earlier today when the fbi wrapped up its investigation into hillarys email scandal. All right, fbi, what are your findings . The American People are sick and tired of hearing about your damn emails. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] larry wow. Okay, well, i guess thats it. Im sorry. This is the fbi. We cannot find a case that would support bringing criminal charges on these facts. We are expressing to justice our view that no charges are appropr