All right. Stl right. And still, its never enough. Its friday, so you know what that means. Lets welcome tonighknow what g. Hes so white, he chalk, but hes tom shillue. Shes so southern. She was baptized raised with Mountain Dew cohost. The Bottom Line of us business. Go ladies would love to try his rocky mountain oysters. Chef and restaurateuran andrew grilldrew. And although no longer a cheerleader she still commutes by Cartwheel Cohost about never ever think about yo. Yeah. All right. So before we get to some new stories, lets do this gregs leftovers. Mm. All right, its leftovers. T us this is where i read the jokes that we didnt use this week. And as always, its first time reading them. So if they , well dress. Joe Mackie F up as a goose and send him to springfield, ohioe mott. So today is the 13th. Oh, yeah. And to celebrate haitians in springfield are only eating black cats. Donald trump told the new York Post that he is done debating and will not do another. 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And then within two weeks bli you start saying the grass is green, youre racist, Fascist Geverything else in theu. Yeah. Y what do you saou sy, emily . It seems like its left to just regular people to do the Work Pe at this point, like they want this story. Never would they. They have just been happy to call trump a liar on this. Absolutel y. And the thin g is, this whole time its been up to every day ,every american to scream reality because. Gas weve been gaslit by this administration this whole time, right . Thministrae this entire time, weve been told that what we feel is accurate. Remember, even when Don Lemon interviewed people in jersey, peop and they said,ee well, this is how i feel. Thats not what the statistics show. I donthatst care what the nums show to you. I care about my family, what my Bank E Numberar account, what Myriene Experience is. 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