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Im gonna stick with tampa cause you hate it so much. Ditto. thudding what the hell . I need a corkscrew. Oh. I babyproofed the house because jill tampa. Jill will be staying here a lot. Ohh. grunts well, are you gonna help me or just watch me struggle . The second one. strained voice mother of god, ive gotta drink captioned by closed captioning services, inc. Ah. Are these pictures of you and bobby from an old hunting trip . Theyre our wedding photos. We drove down the aisle in an a. T. V. When i get married, i hope im just as pregnant as you. Aw. Did your photographer suck, or do you know a lot of people without heads . Oh, thats bobbys uncle. sighs he was really sweet, but when we opened our photographs, there were, like, nine pictures of his penis. Ooh. Hes actually in jail now. Oh. door opens so this time were gonna use a professional. door closes hey, hey, hey. You guys notice anything . chuckles the helmets gone you had a helmet . God, i really thought that would be a bigger deal. Oh, wedding photographers, huh . You guys want to see some real photography . You know we would. snaps fingers ill get my portfolio. Run aah freeze now you smile and drink your wine. Mm. Found a little piece of glass. glass shard clatters this sangria reminds me of when i went to pamplona to photograph the running of the bulls. This guy i was shacking up with, miguel, ran it with me. Oh, was he handsome . No. Really short legs. Oh. Poor little fella was tossed into a secondstory window. Never saw him again. Oh. Yes they love each other. Wewe are gonna hang out all the time buddy, im gonna kiss the top of your head. speaking indistinctly chuckles mwah get used to it. These idiots are a sixpack short of running away together. He is mine. Mmhmm. singsongy uhoh. Makeout party. glass clatters whispers lets do this. gasps and gags ay so. Theres so much beauty in photography. I just wanted to take that notion and turn it on its head, so the theme of my work is taking the beauty out of beauty. You realcannot see the beauty. Thank you. Ouch ohh. wheezes mouths word laurie oh, no. Well, im sure that deer was very graceful when it had skin. Okay, i love this. glass clatters i am gonna put this on my wall. Youre actually holding it wrong. Its a severed toe. gasps ohh. Ohh. Well. pats leg its the best picture of a severed toe thathave ever seen. Yeah. strained voice i cant stop looking at it. sighs ohh. Ugh. I almost barfed. Luckily, i can control my gag reflex. Nothing . I dont swing at softballs. Pfft. But travs photos werent thatbad. Truth gun what do you really think . It was like looking into an open wound, especially the photo of the open wound. Ew. But my mom philosophy is simple always support your child, no matter what. grunts well, i finally got that broken drawer open. I had to pry it loose so i can babyproof it shut. clank that drawer has been jammed shut for, like, 15 years. Oh, check it out. chuckles its like, uh. Time capsule. Koosh ball, bo knows tshirt. Ooh. laughs those old pore strips. Remember those things that go over your nose . chuckles im gonna take em. Hey look at the cute, Little Elephant named bob dole. Ohh. My old Fleetwood Mac cassette. You know, Fleetwood Mac married stevie nicks. I dont think so. Well, its true. What is this . It looks like a Smoke Detector from a disco. That is a simon. Sorry, jelly bean. Its for ages 8 and up, not for you. Oh, no. Bobby cant see these. I need some matches. thuds damn it. Talk about lucky walking in right as jules was about to burn my old. highpitched voice zubaz both laugh youve got your great pants, your great girl. We had our first Makeout Party last night. Oh. highpitched voice yeah. Come on. imitates explosion normal voice we should celebrate. whispers yeah. normal voice how about a double bell kick . Yeah. Ooh. both laugh you know, after jules, i didnt think id ever be able to commit to someone again, but im finally feeling like im ready for Something Real. Im glad, buddy. pats back im not gonna do anything to mess things with angie up. But she might. Damn you to hell ohh. Mmm am i tired. yawns or is it my sexy new belly chain . chuckles i love my 90s drawer. Me, too. These things were a huge part of my face regimen back when i used to malemodel. First, soap and water. Duh. chuckles second, mud mask. Third. Wait. No toner. mouths word no. You dont want to dry the instrument. door opens and then i had these things to bring me home. door closes lady belly chain, lord nose strip. Well, let me just say, youre an amazing mother. Oh chuckles andoh. chuckles i wasnt done. Whos stopping you . Okay. You know i want to be a photographer, and i would love to know that my first professional gig was for you, so i was thinking that i could take the pictures at your wedding. Oh. Wow. chuckles mouths words chuckles well . What am i gonna say, no . Oh, cool stomps foot look, i know its a big deal for you, so i want you to be able to think about it. Take your time. Ill check back. clicks teeth door opens wellplayed. door closes clenches teeth shut up. Oh thats just. Oh, come on. Youre not even gonna let me see it . Thats the best part. Parking is hard to find. Seems like everyone drives. And those who do should switch to geico because you could save hundreds on car insurance. Ah, perfect. Valet parking. Evening, sir. Hello heres the keys. And, uh, go easy on my ride, mate. Hm, wouldnt mind some of that beef wellington. To see how much you could save on car insurance, go to geico. Com. 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Its easy for me cause look at as it is her. Him. Aw. So we use ky ultragel. It enhances my bodys natural moisture so i can get into the swing of it a bit quicker. And when i know shes feeling like that, it makes me feel like were both. When she enjoys it, we enjoy it even more. And i enjoy it. Feel the difference with ky ultragel. Weird. I have dishes in my sink, and you have chicken bones, tissues, a pair of broken sunglasses, and diapers. glasses clatter mmhmm. Grayson babyproofed my trash can. I have a house full of things that i cant open, including my toilet. Ellie, i had to teetee in the yard. Why wouldnt you just go in the shower . singsongy gross. normal voice between this and traviss wedding photo stuff, iim going crazy. If it helps, grayson said hes fine with travis doing it cause he already has great wedding pictures. You have a picture up from your first wedding . You told me it was from a building dedication. I sometimes lie about things. This is going in my sink. sighs look. sighs this is probably the last time that ill have a chance to have great wedding photos. Probably . lowered voice but i wont get them if travis is spraying down my bridal party with dog blood. Too bad you think a mom should always support her kid 100 , no matter what direct quote. Burned by my own stupid mom philosophy. You know, as a parent. As a parent . chuckles you just found out you were a dad 48 hours ago. Yeah. Calm down, day two. chuckles now, as a parent of several years, what i think wait. Ii ill let you finish that thought if you can tell me where your child is right now. Im out. I know that travis work is a little horrifying, but he does have talent. I mean, i think. Maybe. I dont know. Well, i need to find out if he can do it. chuckles is this from your honeymoon . That is me and my cousin. chuckles sink. Mmhmm. What the fudge nuts were you doing macking with that dude . I know youre upset, but. thud ow stomping on my foot . That was me. How could you do this to us . weve only been dating a few weeks. You never said that you wanted to be exclusive. Yes, i did. Every time i kissed you, my lips were saying. muffled angie. I. Want. To. Be. Exclusive. Why do your lips need your fingers to make them talk . I dont know. thud ow okay. You need to stop. Im very hot. Why dont you take five . I thought we had something special. I was wrong. Were through. Id be storming out right now if i hadnt just ordered a cheeseburger. Ooh. Cheeseburger. door closes hey, jelly bean. Im glad youre here. Of course you are. singsongy because im awesome. Please try simon. I want to see if a jelly bean can do it. Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me jelly bean . Well, j. B. , when jules first hired you, i thought you were so simpleminded, she could convince you that jelly beans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in jelly beans. This concept was eventually shortened into your nickname. whispers jelly bean. Not as dumb as you think. Well see. Simon, get her. switch clicks im not gonna play your stupid game, ellie. beeps once beeps once chuckles beeps twice beeps twice grunts beeps three times wait a minute. Wait for it. beeps twice and buzzes laurie damn it this sucks. Now i know exactly how you felt when i cheated on you all those times. It feels a little different. chuckles i mean, shes been your girlfriend for two weeks, and she kissed a dude, and, well, we were married, and you banged a thousand waitresses. Is it the waitress part that makes it different . Sure. Why not . Man, i never want to see angies face again. How strict are you on the whole never thing . Mm. Ohh. So whyd you want to talk to me . What . you asked her to come here . Shes travs teacher, andand i need to know, is he talented . Well liar bobby. No, no, no, no. This hand donot get to touch this knee anymore. Yeah. Im gonna pass on the hand, too, because, well, nothing personal. Its just that we havent been friends for that long. chuckles look, trav is super talented. Really . Yeah. Could he take great wedding photos . Totally. So this could be his career . Absolutely. My boy is gonna be happy doing something he loves oh, no. Hes not gonna be happy. Theres, like, four photographers in the whole world who actually make a living at this. Why do you think i took a teaching job . Mm. Even thats not enough. I still have to cash my dead cousins Social Security checks. Ooh sweet. Is this anyones nickel . Wow. I told you she was a bitch. beeps buzzes why do i suck at this . Its not your fault. When you were a fetus. beeping continues your mom existed on funnel cakes and motorcycle fumes. Consider it a victory you dont have a tail. buzzes ugh stop talking to me. I need to focus. beeping resumes highpitched voice oh, look. jangles singsongy something shiny. buzzes aah shut up, simon. Im not dumb thuds, buzzes baby voice sounds like simon disagrees. door squeaks door closes hey. Angie, howd you get in here . Your door is held shut with suspenders. When i came in, i found a bum making a sandwich. Oh, thats just gary. sighs or dennis. Did he have a beard or a huge beard . I dont know. I was screaming. Oh, that sounds like gary. Oh. Be honest. Now you knew how crazy i was about you, but you went ahead and kissed that guy anyway, now didnt you . Yeah. sighs youre gonna have to go now. Im naked under here. Lets do this. But why does travis even want to be a photographer . You know, i wanted him to be one of those scientists that invent stem cells so i could live forever. I really dont want to die. sighs good luck with that. 40 more years, tops. Did you hear her . Thats not enough time. Shh. Its okay, sweetie. camera shutter clicks thought id start taking pics now. I even got a few of you napping. Grayson, didnt know you were the little spoon. It makes me feel safe. I justi cannot stand the thought of him having a crappy life. I mean, why couldnt he be a drug dealer . At least they have cool cars. Ive found that with jill both tampa. Stop it. Ive found that parenting is more about honesty. I warned you, day two. Baha. You know what sucks about travis bleak future . There is no chance now hell pursue anything but photography now that his mom has given him his first big, supportive push. camera shutter clicks honey, ive been thinking. I dont want you to have to work at my wedding. I want you to have fun. So you dont want me to take your pictures . Its not that i dont think you would be good, because its fine. I mean, its your wedding. chuckles ive found that with kids. door slams nothing. Were, like, so goth. Were, like, goth goth. Hanie. Sfx knocks on door. Honey . Im dying my hair, mom. Hair dye . No, not in my bathroom relax, mom. Honey, just let me in sfx door rattling. No. Tiffany no. Tiffany its just purple. Teenage daughter . 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Yeah. door closes you told him that it was my decision, didnt you . And hes still mad at me. Thats crazy. You know whose fault this really is . Yours . mouth full stop it. Were off that. normal voice no, its angies. Shes the one who pushed him into having a career in photography. Almost makes sense. Im gonna call her. cell phone beeps did you photoshop my face in this picture . Yep. I like it. Hey, andy. door squeaks dude, i just passed angie. Who looked recently made love to. Yeah but what are you doing . sighs so she found your weak spot . If that means my ding dong, then yeah. Maybe im not the kind of guy who gets to have a real relationship, you know . Youre wrong. Dont settle for less than you deserve. door squeaks open hey, were busy here, gary. door closes that might have bee