>> laura: in radio i used to call into my own radio show from the elevator on the way up. >> sean: did you really? >> laura: yeah, i have a problem with punk walt i don't know what it is. >> sean: i don't know what it is. i think it's adrenaline. i wait until the last second no matter what. >> laura: we'll try to pick it up where you left off but i can't wait for your town hall monday. i am laura ingraham from the laura ingraham from a very busy washington tonight. falling stars. that's the focus of tonight's angle. now, how many times has the regime media told us that some emerging democrat is going to be the next big thing? the next big star? now on rare occasion, as in 2004 when obama spoke at the dnc, the buildup paid off. but that happens maybe once in a generation. back in 2020, they desperately wanted kamala to be the next obama. she was a former prosecutor, tough, no nonsense, a woman of color. >> your city council made that decision. >> so that's where the federal government must step in. that's why we have the voting rights act and the civil rights act. that's why we need to pass the equality act. that's why we need to pass the era because there are moments in history which states failed to preserve the civil rights of all people. >> laura: well, we all know where that all ended up. >> what we need to do domestically and bring down the cost of gas. right? right? >> i seen the meme the other day say me googling online how to make gas at home. okay? >> oh, don't do that. don't do that. [laughter] >> laura: that was hilarious. now the border may be open, ukraine might be a mess, but she still has that cackle. this is so sad for america. but this is what happens when firsts and diversity are given more weight than talent and merit. but the press doesn't care, right? they think they're smarter than joe q public and when they say someone's a star, that someone should win, period. >> stacey abrams is a rock star we already know that. >> she is a rising star in the party despite having lost that election. a very charismatic politicians. >> you have stacey abrams who i would argue is not a rising star of the party but already established as a leader of the party. >> laura: oh, really? well, how's that all worked out? governor brian kemp is going to beat her handedly up almost six nevers the rpc average in georgia and has all the momentum. who could forget the former punk rocker turned political boy wonder from texas. >> texas democrats call it beto mania and in the last days of this u.s. senate campaign beto o'rourke appearances are designed to make rock star pandemonium. >> beto is a rock star since he ran in texas, so man comparisons to obama. >> he is a rock star, among democrat politics, can he national lies this race. >> laura: apparently losing to ted cruz is not a sign he'll have better luck running for governor because governor greg abbott leads him by 8.5% in the rpc average. let's skip to virginia though where and gal spam burger was running in the seventh congressional district and then the party sold her as a moderate. lot of conservatives. of course reporters went along with the charade. >> the district in suburban richmond has not been held by a democrat for almost 50 years. spam burger will also be the first woman to represent the district. you say democrats shouldn't appear to be too partisan. >> i doesn't need to be us versus them, left versus right or republicans versus democrats. it should be manner values that we all stand up for. >> laura: she says nothing and means nothing. the truth is, spam burger is just another nancy pelosi liberal voting with the speaker every time. enter wesley vega an american first conservative. this is close but momentum is with the republican. no wonder politico is freaking out. they're reporting democrats are sweating it. they thought they elected a bright political future in 2018 but now their bench of potential state wide leaders could get wiped out in the midterms. one such super nova was this woman, michigan congresswoman alyssa slot kin. >> you were very public you will not support nancy pelosi, does anything in that change post tuesday? >> no. i've been really clear for a long time now, i never want to be disrespectful to anyone who served especially a woman who block class ceilings but we need to listen on the ground, they want a new generation that thinks differently and works harder and takes the caucus in a new direction. >> laura: do you think she knows how funny she is? the truth is slotkin is the furthest thing from an independent speaker voting with pelosi 98% of the time. >> i think what matters is how are you helping people's pocketbooks or kids. and if you can't speak to that as a candidate you don't deserve their vote. period. >> laura: that was so nice. of course everything she voted for has led to more pain and suffering for americans. by her own metric slotkin should lose her job. and speaking of the democrats once touted as the news face of the party congresswoman katie porter was near top of the list. >> katie porter, who is another freshman member of congress in what is already the brightest group of freshmen house members that i've ever seen. >> a rising star in the democratic party, congresswoman katie porter. >> laura: well, her profile rose, all right, but not in the way she wanted. texts exclusively obtained by fox news shows her berating irvine mayor and trashing police at one of her town halls last year. the man she lived with was arrested after he allegedly punched a pro trump protester giving the protester a bloody nose. she was upset he was arrested. orange county made a huge mistake by electing her she doesn't represent their values as well. she's gavin newsome in a curly black wig. no one takes her seriously. especially since when she dressed up like a superhero on the house floor for halloween, everyone just laughed. but not with her. at her. zero judgment. bat girl would never have voted the way katie did. >> let's talk about what's in that package. of course, there's the climate part, which is, you know, it's been hot lately. >> it's life or death. >> it's life or death. >> i mean, if we don't do something, orange county is going to feel like las vegas and that would be the end of the world for people in orange county. we're soft people. >> laura: well, soft people, maybe i'll go with that one. she's likely to lose to republican scott bowe g riddance. the real question is with all these falling stars if the democrats get shellacked and the stars do fall to the firment will they learn anything from this? how about the media? was it smart for them to nominate a guy who can never seem to find a way off a stage, including today in pennsylvania? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> laura: kind of a ballerina move. biden was too weak to resist the crazies on the left and now that whole act has destroyed his presidency and much of the united states economy. nice work kids. the voters don't care about who either party a points in as their next big star. they care about whether they have enough money in their pockets to pay the bills. and whether the streets are safe to walk on. the democrats have delivered on none of this. they're all shooting stars. so when you see one, make a wish before it disappears. just like the democrat majority. and that's the angle. >> all right, joining me now florida senator rick scott chair man of the national republican senatorial committee and north carolina senate candidate scott bud. senator let's start with you. nate silver prognosticator of 538 now say republicans have a 40% chance of winning the senate. it's been edging up the last two weeks or so a point a day. 40? that all? >> we're going to get 52 seats plus more. we're going to keep 50, ron johnson's going to win, mehmet oz is going to win, ted bud is going to win, i campaigned with him today. campaigned with herschel walkr this morning, we're going to win in georgia, we're going to win in arizona i think we're going to win in nevada and we have opportunities in colorado, washington and new hampshire and connecticut. so i mean i think he's -- 40%? that's sort of crazy. he'll move it up closer as he sees more poll showing our way. it's all moving in our direction right now. >> laura: congressman your opponent sherry beasley was on mess nbc tonight anden claims she's going to protect voters wallets and what she calls fundamental freedoms. she's also talking about something else. >> i will fight when our freedoms are on the line and i will fight to make sure that roe vs. wade becomes the law have the land, whether whether it's protecting our walent or fundamental freedoms i'm the only candidate in this race who has solutions for both. >> laura: the baby has no fundamental freedom in that equation obviously but congressman is that what north carolinians are really clamoring for? >> not at all they're talking about three things, thanks for having us. they're talking about inflation, not in in an academic sense in very real terms, this is a grocery cart they could afford two years ago this is all they can afford now. how can they afford back to school clothes a few weeks or a month ago. and then crime, they don't feel safe worried about the border, 2,000 miles away is affecting us in north carolina, 72 hours from crossing the border, the human traffic is right here, the drug traffic is right here in north carolina. and parents, moms, dads are coming up to me and say they want a say in their kids' education so education is the other thing folks are talking about. the democrats are way out of step. we know sherry beasley is a complete rubber stamp for joe biden's policies and i think north carolina has figured that out and they don't want anything to do with her or joe biden's policies. >> laura: well, senator scott, staying on beasley for a moment, she's cribbed the party line on the gop. >> congressman has been in service for six years and he votes against the interest of folks here in this state and he's far more intwined with corporate special interests than his own interests. he is aligned with the most extreme faction of his party. >> laura: well, isn't it true that corporate america is still pouring millions and millions of dollars into the democrat coffers? isn't that a fact, unfortunately? >> absolutely. but if you look, here's what ted bud's going to do? he's going to represent north carolina. every one of our senators, if they just represent their states, we wouldn't have the inflation we have today. we wouldn't have the crime we have today. we would have parental involvement in schools so ted bud its going to do the right thing. sherry beasley, her and fetterman are the worst on crime in the country. think about the crime going on all across the country as a result of the democrats policies. >> laura: well, congressman budd, i think this is going to be exciting to watch. i think you're going to win this. and you've got a good man campaigning for there you in rick scott doing a great job for the country out there. thank you both >> now senator mitch mcconnell and the man who will likely be the next speaker kevin mccarthy are heading for a collision sending more money to ukraine in the new congress, a huge debate. mcconnell has support ped generous seemingly unending financial aid to ukraine while earlier this week mccarthy was more realistic about how long we can do this. >> i think ukraine is very important. i support making sure that we move forward to defeat russia in that program. but there should be no blank check on anything. we are $31 trillion in debt. >> laura: of course mccarthy's right. pretty mild comment if you ask me and the sooner the gop wakes up to the fact and starts focusing on the needs of american families, given everything that's happening here, the better off republicans and the country will be politically. joining me now house republican study committee chair jim banks and mollie hemingway editor in chief at the federalist and fox news contributor. congressman banks, which argument do you favor that we shouldn't have a blank check going over there to ukraine or apparently no end to the spending. >> leader mccarthy is exactly right. he's stating the obvious. no more blank checks around the world to solve problems overseas when america is on its knees at home. we can't be the leader around the world when we have such big issues to solve in america. we need to secure the border, address inflation, address crime, deal with gas prices first before we can help other countries. and leader mccarthy, he said it, all of washington, the main stream left wing media, the liberals in congress, they all went bananas when he said it after we already sent $65 billion to ukraine. >> laura: do we know where that money's really gone. >> very little accountability for it. democrats are screaming saying if mccarthy says that we know he's going to be speaker of the house, we're going to pass another $50 billion in the lame ducks is just absurd, it's insanity. >> laura: mollie this is where the republicans always screw it up. they didn't understand this after 2006 when we lost the house and senate the werner act, then we lost the presidency in 2008 again in 2012 and apparently they want to go back to that, the old establishment dinosaur are still there. >> you are area seeing the defined in the republican party where some people are still trying to go back to an approach to foreign policy that has been politically toxic as you note. everybody supports ukraine and wants them to do well. everyone also understands that this can't be another situation like we've had in the past where you have an endless war without a good strategy for victory, without even a defined strategy for victory. and so you're seeing this interesting difference. i think speaker, likely to be speaker mccarthy understands where the party is and understands about all the other things that are very important for the republicans to accomplish. >> laura: we had jeb bush over on cnn tonight, he popped up. we had mike pence was asked about this issue yesterday. watch. >> kevin mccarthy, who wants to become the next speaker of the house has said if republicans take the gavel, that america will no longer be a blank check for the war on ukraine. do you take issue with that? >> you know, the united states throughout our history has understood that we need to be the leader of the free world. that includes being the arsenal of democracy. we need to continue to support the people of ukraine as they fight for their defense. >> laura: congressman, i feel like i'm in a time warp. the arsenal of democracy. first of all our munitions are horribly depleted, we can't recruit enough people for an army. we're in big trouble militarily, woke, funding woke programs for dei. >> that's right, a report released this week showed the weaknesses in our military is the greatest in my lifetime. so to lead through peace through strength to rebuild the military and have a strong military that deters our adversaries is the opposite what we're getting from joe biden and those who want to deplete our javelin missile reserves and other reserves we keep in stock piles that we've given up to ukraine instead. that's the reality of this moment we're in today. we can't put america first by giving blank checks to those around the world. >> laura: they're not a member of nato. not a nato member. >> it's also true our military should not be viewing itself primarily sporting democracy. it is very important. we do want countries to do well but we should be laser focused on the national interest. what is in our interest. we have many problems in the world. we have to really focus on. >> laura: china. >> the growing threat of china, for instance. and americans do not mind supporting ukraine but they have also shown statistically that they would like europe to do more. this is a european war and we haven't seen a lot coming from europe. and so it is important, going forward, to really understand where the people are, and -- >> laura:. >> laura: well, where the threat is. window he have a been told by our national security agencies, by the cia and by the pentagon that china is our biggest threat. and we are completely focused on eastern europe. >> and takes a lot of money and resources >> laura: speaking of the woke and military, the pentagon is going to provide travel funds and support for troops and their dependents who zika boringses but are based in states where it's illegal according to a new department policy released thursday. witty are republicans going to turn the spigot off? i'm so tired of republicans coming on this show saying we can't do anything until we have the presidency. bull you can shut this down tomorrow. >> this is something that is solvable by a republican majority. i serve on the arms services committee we have to stop this garbage. and the focus of the biden administration on combatting climate issues and the new national defense strategy versus tackling china and russia and our greater threats is what you get with them on their watch, the opposite of what you're going to get. >> laura: are you running for whip? >> i'm looking at where i can fit in to be part of the republican leadership and do my part we keep the commitments we're making on the campaign trail. >> laura: we'll follow those races and committee chairman ships right mollie because that's where the dirty deeds get done. great to see you both, thank you >> get your kid jabbed with what's still an experimental vaccine or lose the right a education. harmeet dhillon is here next on how parents can fight back. plus san francisco has entered potentially irreversible downward spiral. richard davis hanson is here with the disturbing new details coming out of that city. stay there. - they get it. they know how it works. and more importantly, it works for them. - i don't have any anxiety about money anymore. - i don't have to worry about a mortgage payment every month. - it allowed me to live in my home and not have to make payments. - linda, dinah, joanne, very different people, but they do have a couple of things in common. they love their home and they know their stuff. they all talked about the counseling they got so they knew how reverse mortgage worked and how it could be a real financial solution for their retirement. - [advertiser] if you are 62 or older and own your home, find out how you could access your home's equity to give you cash now and when you need it in the future. a reverse mortgage could put more money in your pocket by eliminating your monthly mortgage payments, paying off higher interest credit cards, and covering medical costs. - a person like me needed to get a reverse mortgage. it changed my life, it was the best thing i've ever done. - [tom selleck] really? 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what can they do? what is the legal row course here? the government tries to say, oh, this is just a recommendation, it is he not binding. oh, really? wait until we get to the blue states. we are a lucky tonight to be joined by attorney harmeet dhillon to walk us through this. harmeet, tell us what the posture of this is tonight and what this means. >> well, thank you laura. so the advisory committee for immunization practices is a hand-picked group of experts that include ph.d.s, doctors and public health professionals who make these recommendations on an annual basis and since they're hand picked you aren't going to see a lot of sunlight between cdc leadership and these recommendations so naturally i don't think anyone was too surprised to see them rubber stamp this vaccine which has gotten so much of a boost from our federal government. now, what's interesting is, in the human cry about this anticipated decision, you've actually seen the cdc and the health and human services really try to walk back the impact of this recommendation. they're saying it's just a recommendation, it's not big deal and this actually belongs in the hands of the states. we've also seen the cdc try to force vaccine mandates on employers so they're sort of talking out of both sides their mouths. the problem is a recommendation in cdc level causes an automatic mandate in certain states that have a lock step of what whatever the cdc requires. however states have discretion in every case, this can he depart from that law, like in tennessee they announced they'll work with the legislature that while they're normally in lock step they're not going to adopt this particular recommendation. even california state law provides that, they're going to make their assessment of what vaccines are required in consideration of the cdc but it doesn't mean it's an automatic mandate. >> laura: harmeet let me jump in here because what we found during covid, right, is that there's an always an incrementalism. >> sure. >> laura: so if the democrats get full power, do you have any doubt in your mind that they will try to mandate this, at the very least -- it applies to all schools in places like new york, but mandate this coast to coast. if they could, they would. >> well, if they could, they would have -- you know, if they hadn't been slapped back by the supreme court in the case of the employer mandate yes we would all be doing it at that level but they failed at that level and so yes i think they're going to pressure blue states to do this. there are successful examples of parents fighting back. the human papillomavirus recommended by the cdc in 2006 on this very same schedule, states have not adopted that. california doesn't require it. that's because parents looked at the data and said i don't want to give me teen-age daughter this vaccine. and so it is imperative on parents to do it throughout the country to say no, we don't want this and there should be a political price to pay for politicians who do not protect taxpayers and students against this vaccine, which, as you say, us dangerous for children and is unproven. there's also potential litigation angle that could be taken. i have researched this and found that there aren't examples of prior legal challenges to the recommendations to put on this vaccine list and there's also a gray area in the law as to whether this is something committed to the agency discretion or no. so i think the best way to go is politically to fight it politically and we have a lot of power as taxpayers and parents laura. >> laura: tonight, everyone needs to hear this, if this is important to you what you put in your children children's bodies you have to get out and vote for the candidates who will protect your child and your families rights to make these decisions. harmeet thank you. >> laura: san francisco has descended into total chaos, a popular clothing brand, i don't know how to say it, who just announced the company is leaving the city. davis smith, a hard core republican says the closure is due to the location facing regular attacks by thieves who virtually -- with virtually no response from law enforcement. of course he's right about that. a new fox news report notes san francisco residents are arming themselves with bats because the city's drug initiatives are making crime worse. and it isn't just crime. the failure of san francisco everywhere, get this, a new toilet that's planned for the city's valley in the town square there is going to cost $1.7 million. and it won't be completed until 2025. meanwhile, the causeway to sanibel florida destroyed by hurricane ian earlier this month, has already been fixed. joining us now victor davis hanson senior fellow at the hoover institution long time california resident. victor, the reality of two americas here is becoming, you know, more obvious by the day. are some of these cities lost for our lifetime at least? >> at least for a generation. i mean, here in california we have a post modern and a pre modern society all at once. so we have people fornicating, defecating, urinating on the streets, carjackings, smash and grab, nobody can do anything about it. we have these biblical fires ever summer. we have brownouts. we're in our third year of drought, it's going to be really bad if we don't get snow very quickly. and then when we look for answers, we get, you know, hyper regulation, hyper taxation. talk about late-term abortion, transgender. anything but the elemental problems. there's no solutions. high speed rail, it's the boondoggle. and the people are the middle class and they're playing these exorbitant taxes and getting lousy infrastructure, no law enforcement, and they either have to carry bats or they have to leave the state, florida, texas or nevada and i think they're doing both. but, boy, you can be in one place in california and you can be in lord of the flies and the next moment you drive over to menlo park and you see silicone valley in la la land and they're right next to each other. it's really strange. >> laura: there's just a disnance right? there's no diagram where they connect as far as understanding or recognition. >> no. >> that these policies are failing the people victor. i mean, all these big high tech guys, they have no sense that the policies aren't working? really? >> i think that the only connection is that the elite are so wealthy given silicon valley, that they're never subject to the consequences of their own ideology so they have all these theories that they project on us and then they're immune from it and they're protected from all the chaos on the street or the chaos on the state govern answer or the infrastructure and that's why the middle class has no protection and no help from, you know, the government or the elite and they have to deal with the real problems on the street. that's why they carry a bat. or they're increasingly armed and they can't -- they're schizophrenic and they don't know what to make of it. it's really scary. it's like the 19th and 21st century right next to each other. >> laura: yeah, well, they have their protection and nancy can head to napa valley anytime she wants. victor great to see you >> we're back at the laura ingraham big board with a host of races they never thought they could compete in details of a growing red wave. plus a major announcement coming up, you do not want to miss it so do not go anywhere. >> laura: it's time once again for the laura ingraham's top race toss watch as we're just 19 days away from the midterm elections if you can believe it. we're back at the big board with chris bedford the executive editor for the common sense society. chris, let's things off in one of my favorite states i spent a lot of time as everyone knows in minnesota. an attorney general where incumbent keith ellison is tied with republican challenger jim schultz at 47. what is going on. >> that's wild. minnesota is a lib central state to say the least. minnesota is the only state that voted against ronald reagan in his reelection for example, them and washington, dc and keith ellison is a liberal icon a former national figure, about you someone who also at the same time attacked the police over the violence after george floyd. when i was there bar owners regular people were upset with crime and he's not prosecuting. and he's aware of this. his first campaign ad were how tough he is on crime but the people that live there don't believe it. >> laura: chris let's look at minneapolis proper. compared to 2019, homicides up 166%, carjackings up 519%, gunshot victims 101%. this is the biggest issue i saw it firsthand whiffs there in the summer and the summer before that. it's big. >> it's sad i have seen it firsthand too. walk into a great dinner place felt like i was walking through a marilyn man son music video. it was creepy the streets were dark, the waiters were afraid they said business was dried up and people responded by rioting all the time. the police couldn't get anything done. even if there was a murder or someone needed to be taken in by police there was a riot and they lost control of the city. >> laura: let's go to new york's 17th district where republican mike lawler is trying to upset congressman sean patrick maloney who's the d triple c chair. now, mccarthy aligned super pack is dumping $4 million of broadcast tv ads there to help lawler, who is fantastic by the way. what can you tell us about that race. >> this is another race in trouble. new york, which you see is another liberal state, the republican govern candidate is only a few points behind the democrat. that means republican democrats in districts much closer that democrat's got to run, they've got to be in trouble. so republicans are gaining, they're ahead. they're probably going to take that it looks like, probably going to take all of long island. very different map for new yorkers and again a response to the crime, the inflation and all the issues the democrats don't want to talk about. >> laura: and new york deserves better than maloney. now, i want to turn to virginia's 10th district where democrat jennifer decks ton is neck and neck with republican chao even in internal polling. >> this used to be a republican district, barbara comstock's district and it switched and when wexton won in 2018 she was one of those wave blue candidates. then this guy's a special forces lifetime veteran a big family who's extremely proud, a great sense of humor. he's answered all the questions correctly. 's a strong candidate. even though northern virginia gets more blue this is wobbly that could go republican. >> laura: fairfax is having trouble with the schools with the woke agenda and also crime that's big. here's what jennifer wexton had to say about glenn youngkin's plan. one of the concerns i have about the plan is it would not require teachers use the proper pronounce for the kids. i don't think he's about the kids himself. is wexton trying to lose this raise race in this doesn't fly in fairfax. >> this has parents of all political perfectsations, oh biden supporters trump supporters all out together people who haven't been political, going out and interviewing parents people are really electric about this. it's what got glenn youngkin elected. when he ran on grocery tacked no one cared, when he ran on kids and schools, people came out. >> laura: we have a crazy election cycle coming up. we have new england in play. we have pacific northwest in play and we also have interesting things happening in states like oklahoma. the oklahoma governor's race incumbent governor stitt is down four points to democrat joy hoff heister. this was a state city won by 12 points in 2018 this is an outlier compared to what we're seeing across the country by republicans. what happened. >> stit won and delivered, tough on schools and hospitals tough on the woke sisters followed in the mold of desantis. his problem has been being repeatedly called for corruption. and at the same time hoff heister is well liked, good campaigner won a couple state wide races. this one like the oregon race may be something where people get into the ballot box and say i'm going to go with my partisan feelings i just simply can't vote against my party but right now it's looking terrible for him and is bucking the national trends. >> wow. always has to be one, chris, great to see you. thanks so much. >> laura: now an impending republican majority in the house means that nancy pelosi will have to relinquish her speaker's gavel. she sleeps with that every night. but doesn't worry nancy. the laura ingraham's been busy brain storming some future employment opportunities for you and we're going to share those next. we desperately need more affordable housing, but san francisco takes longer than anywhere to issue new housing permits. proposition d is the only measure that speeds up construction of affordable new homes by removing bureaucratic roadblocks. while prop e makes it nearly impossible to build more housing. and the supervisors who sponsored e know it. join me, habitat for humanity and the carpenters union in rejecting prop e and supporting prop d to build more affordable housing ♪ >> laura: the walls are closing in on the democrats as we inch closer to november. do you feel it? and nancy pelosi knows her days as speaker are numbered. >> what do you say to your own caucus, to these young members that are, you know, obviously in tough fights but they want to see the change? >> i say just win baby. just win. if that's what you have to say to win, fine. >> laura: we at the laura ingraham feel said for old sad grand nan. so we compiled a list of post speaker careers. charlie hurt opinion editor for the washington times joins me onset with his own contributions. okay, charlie, the first option is inspired by this recent documentary. >> if he comes i'm going to punch him out. >> i would pay to see that. >> i've been waiting for this fortress passing on the capitol grounds. i'm going to punch him out, i'm going to go to jail and i'm going to be happy. >> laura: given her gus tow on that clip we thought she would want to challenge that in the ring. there has to be some senior boxing tour somewhere in california. you can see it right? she looks good. she almost looks like fetterman there. >> i can see her like in an mma ring. >> laura: maybe she and patty murray can go toe to toe because merry's going to be too. >> she is a street fighter. >> laura: she's smart. >> going all the way back to the streets of baltimore. i wouldn't count her out. she plays dirty too. >> laura: she's a fighter she fights with what she believes in ready to go with all the legislation. i don't agree with her on anything but you have to admire her fight. charlie you have a suggestion of your own for nancy and i hear it is inspired by this moment. >> god bless you and god bless america. thank you very much. [laughter] >> laura: i'm trying to rip my folder but i can't. >> she could get a job at kink os and become a paper shredder and do it right there and work for the federal government. you know, federal government produces lots of documents, i'm sure they theed to be shredded and she could expend her entire retirement. >> laura: my shredder always jams. >> if you leave a staple in it. >> laura: or you put lots of credit cards in because i lose mine and find them so i have lots of credit cards. >> what i think she would be really good at is white house press secretary because she's the only one who still seems to think that joe biden has had a really great two years. she's really psyched about that. >> laura: she's ready. she thinks they're turning a corner right now. my turn. the next suggestion is a practical one for the whole pelosi family. her husband paul got in a little trouble for driving issues. that could be easily remedied if old nancy took up her uber driving in her spare time. she could be the driver for paul. why not? she could do that. charlie how many stars? >> i don't know how many stars, i don't think she would be a pleasant driver. think uber drivers get an upcharge for a hundred bucks if you bar of in the back seat and if he's drunk all the time driving around drunk passengers she could make a lot of money on that. not as much as she gets on the stock market. >> laura: we can't forget her true career politician. >> my whole congress is for the children. we have to be prepared to take a punch. we have to be prepared to throw a punch for the children. for the children. [laughter]. >> laura: charlie the natural progression here is obviously a career teaching. she could be a great kindergarten teacher, teach them early to hate america and question their genders and profiles and whatever pros we're talking about. >> you have to be a good puncher to be a good mom or a good teacher. so i think that's probably a pretty good deal for her. >> laura: don't you think, charlie, really for nancy, it would be something in the -- like an ice cream scooper. >> of course. >> laura: with only the $40 a gallon ice cream. wouldn't you love to see her scooping for the afternoon. all right charlie we gave good suggestions. nancy it's going to be okay. stay with us, we have two big announcements next. and he's in it to win it. simparica trio is the first and only chew with triple protection. oh, fleas and ticks ♪ intestinal worms... wow heartworm disease, no problem with simarica trio. this drug class has been associated with neurologic adverse reactions including seizures. use with caution in dogs with a history of these disorders. for winning protection. go with simparica trio. ♪ here goes nothing. hey greg. um...hello? it's me, your heart! really? yes! recording an ekg in 30 seconds. tada! wow that was fast! good news, pal. i'm not detecting any of the six most common arrhythmias. what next? let's get some fresh air. been cooped up for too long. yeah... ♪ get kardia mobile card at kardia.com or amazon. . >> laura: i'll get to the big announcement about the show in next week but first in ten days the laura ingraham will be celebrating our five-year anniversary. can you believe it? my team tells me over the next few days they're going to be surprising me with shout-outs from friends of the show. what? i have no idea what they have in store so let's check out the first one together. >> hello laura, joe theismann here. let me be one of ready to congratulate you on your fifth anniversary and what a spectacular job you do informing everybody what's going on in the world. you're absolutely incredible. a fabulous interviewer, terrific person and an honor to be on your show. in fact thank you so much for letting me be your first mystery guest when you had that series. i know it's going to be another ten, 15 years for you because you're so good and i'm honored to wish you a happy, happy fifth anniversary. congratulations laura, many more. >> laura: i'm going to start balling, redskins legend joe theismann. now time for our big announcement the entire midterm season we've been focused on one theme retaking america and instead of keying on one particular race or candidate we want to highlight one of the biggest shifts in modern political history. that means hispanic voters who are fleeing the democratic party for the gop. so next wednesday i'm hitting the road. i'm going to houston texas where i host the laura ingraham's first retaking america town hall and we're going to bring you special guests and learn firsthand why the shift is taking place. so set your dvr now. again wednesday, october 26, '10 p.m. eastern. we're coming to texas. can't wait >> that's it for us tonight. greg gutfeld and all the fun guys and gals there will take it from here. ♪ ♪ >> greg: someone put a bell on that guy before we lose him. ♪