that it didn't seem like veterans had long waits before seeing doctors. (laughter) but you know t was a good system give or take a couple of scores of veterans we may have killed. i got so mad that i screamed into this jar t is a swear jar that i would scream into. it's pretty full now, unfortunately. let me just-- [bleep] (laughter) [bleep]. >> jon: i think that might have been a three syllable one, i don't know. well, good news, according to va secretary eric shinseki's congressional testimony last week, the va days are over. >> people quote, unquote, cook the books? is that in fact a problem within the health-care system? >> i am not aware and other than a number of isolated cases where there is evidence of that. >> jon: isolated cases quarantined. so that makes me feel much better, unless, and i think this is highly unlikely, a news report would air, i don't know, the exact same day that shinseki was testifying before congress, unless a news report like that says otherwise. >> it's alleged that va hospitals in at least eight stays were hiding veterans appointments on secret lists to improve hospital records on wait times. >> oh. >> jon: at least-- [bleep] [bleep] (laughter) >> jon: is bald really a swear word? is that-- i don't know how bald got in there, quite frankly. actually, i do now how bald got in there. (laughter) so general shinseki, by isolated you meant that the problem of inadequate veteran health care was isolated to veterans. well, it's not like senior va magazine in 2010 sent a memo warning regional va directors about inappropriate practices designed to make waiting lists look shorter, except they did. or that cbs news obtained another memo from a va hospital explicitly outlining how and why colleagues should game the waiting list. >> if we exceed the 14 day measure for scheduling appointments, it says, the front office gets very up set. he outlined a way to get around it. when patients called for an a pointment they were not booked into the computer until an appointment came up no later than 14 days away. that way the memo says you get off the bad boy's list. >> jon: bald! yes, you would get off the va's bad boy list. but where is this other list. perhaps written more indelibly, no. i was actually thinking of the big book of ass-- by the way the guy on the cover there, we goog elim ages of assholes and that is the stock photo that came up. so i apologize to whoever just thought sure, i'll fix my hair, why not. general shinseki anything would you like to say about this latest insult to our nation's veterans? >> any adverse incident like this makes me-- makes me mad as hell. coy use stronger language here, mr. chairman. but in difference to the committee i won't. >> no i think that would be an appropriate use of stronger language. perhaps i can also use something. let's dip into the jar and see what we've got [bleep]. >> yeah [bleep] does seem appropriate. you know, i think general shinseki, since you've headed up the va since 2009, five years into your tenure maybe you could rachet up the vocabulary or even use nonverbal signs to better convey the anger you say you feel but did use apparently to get results because you don't look mad, versus the cat might pin his ears back. a harp seal might raise up on its, whatever that thing is that it's raising up on. but a human, a human might move their lips or face. your's mad as hell face looks a lot like oh,-- face (laughter) maybe you could take a page out of australians describing dog interaction guide. >> they came down-- now that guy gets things done. know of course. >> there is apparently a leak. now shin secretary syalso though not the only one who is very angry. >> the president is madder than hell and i have got the scars to prove it. >> oh, yeah, no, i'm sure the story of how you got those scars will really impress the guys waiting for the va for treatment. oh, lost a leg to an ied in fallujah. oh, i got this when a fiddle hit me in the eyebrow so-- yeah. now of course this type of bureaucratic trauma runs deep. the anger and sadness go back years like 12007 when the walter reid scandal broke. >> i was disturbed by their account. i like everybody i like everybody was angered and offended. >> i see what is happening here. the depression, the impotent rage. our government leaders are clearly suffering from pbsd post bureaucratic stress disorder. only there was some where they could get treatment. well, probably be a long wait. in fact, walter reid was such a big problem our president was on it before he was even president. >> they come home to a new front line of red tape and bureaucracy. that's unacceptable. >> this is just one more example of our failure to live up to what we profess to honor and that is military service. and i think that it's a good way, i think the american people are disgusted by it. >> which jooips hitting the button and it's really, here's what disgusts me. somehow we as a country were able to ship 300,000 troops halfway across the world in just a few months to fight a war that cost us $2 trillion, an amount that didn't count towards the deficit because we paid for it somehow under the table. yet for some reason it takes longer than that to get someone hurt in that war, needed medical care or reimbursement. all whi we profess undying love for their service. >> i want every veteran to know that america will always honor your service. >> they serve, sacrifice. >> the most honorable men and women. >> the courage and commitment. >> we appreciate you. we love you. >> the best military in the world. >> we have the finest military in the world. >> so it's clear love and respect ain't getting the job done so there is really only one way to put our government's full resources behind it. if you really want to improve the lives of these veterans, i'm afraid we have to declare a war on them. 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(applause) this is the one i've been waiting for. days of future past. this is for the x-men afficionado this sequence is really the pinnacle of the x-men series. you as a young professor meeting up with-- in the comic strip wolverine. >> yeah, when i get sent back, you're a fan of x-men. >> yeah what do you think i sit around reading comic books, yeah. >> i i don't know why-- probably because it is played high hugh jackman who seems like the most charismatic man i ever met in my life. >> incredible. >> incredible. >> he is quite charismatic. the idea that you as a professor as a young man who has squandering powers on the drink and the drugs. >> not on the ladies. >> but still mobile. when you and patrick stewart, am i giving-- should i -- >> no, no. you can, you can. it's in the trailer. no, do. >> when wolverine comes back and you die, what-- . >> jon: i'm quiding, that doesn't happen. >> in the head. >> jon: did you-- how did you guys play that idea, how did you play the idea that you are a young him, clearly your hair is still there. >> it, it is. >> well, you know there is no point in going back to the 60s and 70s if they weren't different and we looked at everything that patrick did and tried to do something as far away from that as possible. not because he did a bad job. he did an incredible job, but so we can then move towards it over the course of move yeast. so the obvious was no hair, i'm going have hair. and he was really nice to everybody i'm going to be really nasty. so honestly it was that simple. >> was the best part a bit going against yourself you and patrick. >> oh, i see what you are saying is that you what do when you read x-men comics. i have been pushing this movie for two weeks now and i realize about myself i'm just a walking joke. i've made more of those jokes in the last few weeks than its combined forces of north america could muster. >> jon: we're right up there with you. you're a busy man. you have been on three continents in two days or four continents promoting. >> oh, i am-- where were you where were you. >> i was in london for peif days, then i was in north-- i was in new york for six days and i was in south london for two more days, san palo, then here as of yesterday out of all of that and i think i know the answer. what-- what has been the one where you thought stuff like yeah, this has been worth the whole flying all over. >> it is a close, you are a close sect. >> jon: to, to? >> flying a helicopter. >> jon: you flew a helicopter. >> we were flying a helicopter. we landed in sao paolo and they said the traffic is too bad, you need a hell korpt. and i said dude i ain't arguing with that. i said shotgun and went up the front and we got up over the airport and as we were flying out they said would you like to fly the helicopter and i looked at him and i thought he was joking an he took his hands-off the joystick that's just what it is. >> jon: i understand. >> and its control stick an and-- sow put your hand on the joystick. >> he did put my hand on the joystick but it was consensual and i hadn't had i had like an ambien or something, i was with it, you know. >> i get it. >> i was with it, i just wasn't aware of it. so yeah i was olding -- >> are they difficult to fly. did it seem like an easy thing to do. did you think to yourself oh, this pilot is insane. >> i did think he was insane but i was holding the joystick and i thought is doable. this is fine and then the slightest movement-- so i took my hands-off it. he [bleep] and he took back-- but two days later flying out of sao paolo we got the same helicopter pilot he let me do it again. >> jon: here's my favorite part of the story when you he expressed surprise. >> i don't understand. i can't believe this acker i have never met doesn't know how to fly a helicopter this professional pretender he's an x-men and i let him fly a hell korpt. apparently doesn't do it very well. >> i'm looking forward to this. i like them all is one i have been looking forward to. x-men days of future past n the theatres on friday, james mcavoy. >> thank you [music - artist: hanan townshend "awareness"] we read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. and the human race is filled with passion. and medicine, law, business, engineering - these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. but poetry, beauty, romance, love - these are what we stay alive for. to quote from whitman, "o me, o life of the questions of these recurring. of the endless trains of the faithless. of cities filled with the foolish. what good amid these, o me, o life? answer: that you are here. that life exists and identity. that the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse." 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