[laughter] greg: yeah! yeah! [laughter] tony orlando? his sorry. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. So with kamala harris preparing for tomorrow's debate at a former aide to hillary clinton is playing trump in mock rehearsals. So if harris loses in that guy goes missing, you know who to blame. [laughter] i'm not saying she kills people. But i'm not not saying it. Know the debate is planned for 90 minutes which gives kamala's has been dug enough time to knock up three nineties. [laughter] meantime donald trump is busy trying to make kamala feel at home by also knocking up in 90. [laughter] the debate is expected to feature two commercial breaks one break to take kamala's wine order, and the other to take her second wine order. Nancy pelosi claim that trump might get the debate, saying i know cowardice when i see it. Drew clark is the fear that she seize on her husband's eyes when she puts on a onepiece. [laughter] [applause] you discussed me expo one times posters claim harris is falling behind among male voters in key states. To them running mate tomatoes promise men free tampons. [laughter] [cheering] meanwhile the harris campaign now says she does not support banning gnostics draws. I'm glad she's been listening to the experts. [laughter] on this day in 1890 kfc founder colonel sanders was born after his mom gave birth got a doctor placed him under a heat lamp next to some next mashed potatoes and gravy. [laughter] in new york fashion week show featured models for but i need to do yardwork on the runway. I sure hope they were able to trim all the bushes. [laughter] and in mexican city broke the guinness world record for the world's largest string cheese ball. Sadly it's in has since gone missing but police have a suspect. [laughter] [laughter] greg: so tomorrow we got there first and likely only presidential debate before the member election. We really won't count the first one permanently delete there was who got to shoot joe behind the barn. But as trump pulls back ahead in the polls the stakes for kamala in this debate are as high as hunter inactivity bar campaign rule room. For malaria must come and then doubling public that she's not kamala harris. That she's not the go for the last four years who was looking it up like a hyena on ecstasy. So we're going to get kamala doing an impression of herself as a moderate democrat or even if a long republican as she flipflops on every position like an australian breakdancing. And as kamala come trent thornton reality got what will america see tomorrow? a bootleg version that is faker than in brian kilmeade and letter. [laughter] go believe me? s. Bernie sanders a man who owns more houses than your friend who cheats a monopoly. And whose hair made him look like he was displeased by cops. Here he is on meet the press. You have described vice president kamala harris as a progressive. She has previously supported medicare for all. Now she does not. She previously supported a ban on fracking, now she does not. Do you think that she is abandoning her progressive ideals? no i don't think she is abandoning their ideals. I think she's trying to be pragmatic in doing what she thinks is right in order to win the election. Greg: i have a bowl of soup if a bowl of soup could top it would sound like that. The but bernie just gave kamala up like he was facing 1024 carjacking rascals cooler because of kamala is being provided by flipping all of her positions than by definition she was anything but pragmatic before. She was the opposite, as reckless chris clacio at the cheesecake factory. [laughter] them have known it all along. Her head was full of crap that paired with the president whose parents were full of crap too. So while bernie asserts she's just doing it all to win the election admitting it's all upfront, he also admits that trump's positions are far more pragmatic and therefore we better for america. And that were for kamala to ensure returned to her radical roots asap. Only to become pragmatic again work or years later when she runs for reelection in what's left of america. This is why the flipflop argument is pointless. If only she would flipflop. No, she flipflop let's. We have no proof you remain true in these positions, and agrippa an arrogant insult her own supporters. This is the second time the bill has dropped. You remember joe biden right? the guy at the beach? he might be the first u. S. President in history who meets his and by being impaled by a windblown umbrella. But he still managed to unload a secret that dems and media happily had for so long that inflation reduction act was anything but. President joe biden: i'm proud to announce that my investments, that through my investments gather more significant climate change law ever and by the way, it is a 369 billiondollar bill, we should have named it what it was. But at any rate. Greg: but anyway. Is kind of scary the leader of the real we will is one step above driftwood. But imagine how many people worried about prices over prices of food and gas and they were led to believe the white house was solving that with this bill and it was just a trojan horse meant to hide billions and billions and billions in a climate swindle. How can you vote for these lying scumbags again? see what you will about trump, america knows exactly who he is. A guy who's literally willing to die for his country. But with kamala, america is getting a date. And her whole party is, fetching or sending us pictures of megan fox when we are really getting red fox. [laughter] i would rather have red fox. [laughter] [applause] greg: yeah. We see her on our phone screens but we won't actually know her until after november 5th when it's too late. And so kamala's honeymoon had lasted as long as ban and dealers but this time is the media that is the giant ass. [laughter] the latest new york worst he's falling behind him like nevada and pa. Of course, dems are freaking out and pointing to misogyny as the reason why, but if nevada hates woman, then explain the bunny ranch. [laughter] thank you. Member that no matter who said what there is only one party hiding it's candidates like eggs on easter mack if the only strategy to win is to hide your true character, what's that say about you? your party? the media that's in under rules? said you're a democrat because only today's democrat party's integrity considered a liability. [applause] greg: let's welcome tonight yes! new york one of the if we had elected this paratrooper, former gop congressmen lee zeldin. [cheering and applause] greg: he's so dreamy that the crowd falls asleep! comedian jeff todd! [cheering and applause] greg: her book is on sale and she belongs in jail, new york times best selling author and fox news contributor, kat timpf! [cheering and applause] greg: and his doctor uses a surfboard as it hung the presser. New york times by selling author, media informer [cheering and applause] greg: lee, if i may call you that. May i? you can call me whatever you want. Greg: all right. You have any advice for trump that everybody is giving advice as if he's going to listen. Everything he listens. But in my perspective it feels like kamala is not in step with the countries concerns. How does a focus on that? focus on issues, let trump be trump. This be true to who you are are what you believe in. He knows who he is, he knows what the country is, he knows what the country should be. Tran the rear kamala harris, please stand up, you see a person who is playing trump in the harris debate grab but then harris campaign is about dressing harris of as trump during this one interview with that took place that harris was talking about four times in one minute she's how her belly haven't changed much is flip flopping everything. She was to ban fracking, he doesn't want to ban fracking, entering the country illegal should be a crime, shouldn't be a crime. She's all over the place. And how can you trust someone who doesn't know who they are, what they want to be? only thing that she's unequivocal about it being unequivocally deeply. Greg: yeah. Yeah! you know we didn't mind what when she flipflop? willie brown. He respects a woman who changes her mind, jeff die. Her support is flipping a relator in this area? my support is up, what are you talking about? i'm on gutfeld! baby! greg: way to turn it around. Why is she surprised that mel support is down for her? it's like these girls in la who complain, okay, i don't know how i'm single but then you go to their social media and it's just like men are trash and yeah, you're probably also you know why mill support is down, kamala? men how to go to war. And want to go to war. I don't think a lot of men. You might say that woman go to combat too. You might dog right and remarked i don't put him in front of the steering wheel. [laughter] [applause] we have to die! what you think it's going is going to be probably remarkably for me, me for everything to think about is the fact that they've never met before. Right? i'm pretty sure the member met. This is the first time greg: is like married at first site. [laughter] each of them has thought of probably no one else for a while now because that is what you're supposed to do when you're running against somebody for president. But they've never actually met. And we get to see it for the first time. Greg: what if they fall in love? what if i soon as their eyes met and they're like oh my gosh? [laughter] listen, i was wrong about you. Know that i've met you, i take back everything i said. Greg: you know what know you be president! no, you be president! [applause] greg: dog, i love you but i've got to go! and then he calls i just meet listen, at this point i never say that couldn't have been. [laughter] greg: you never know. You never know. A role in the crazy place. But also we haven't really releasing her in a situation like this in quite some time or at very much. Greg: yes. So, man, gets excited. Is like this must be how people who like sports feel. Greg: is funny, speaking of sports analogy, some people when they watch the games had to delay it. So it's not live so i can allocate see what response is so i don't have a heart attack. Out without with the debate, to let it go and imparted in and do other things and come back. In that stupid? know i'm not going to! you're walking me in the whatever little, here where an up sitting next to you watching it. Isn't this fun? know. I have no excitement for this. I think we're going to see what we've been seeing. I think we'll see the same crap we've been seeing. 's going to try to answer questions, she's going to forget the rehearsed answers. It will be the same thing. I don't think this election is close at all. I think she's an influencer, her campaign managers are influencers. So all the pictures you see on social media and the people whose lps liquid when you catch them at a market on the wednesday and you're like weight that can't be this person. That's what it is. She doesn't have a real bone in her body which tells me that she is an incredibly mean person. You don't have any footage of her with a staff messing around. To be actually see her eat it with a chip greg: she's not rso got real a got reel because of my fingers know because she only [ bleep ] the real chips, ladies and gentlemen. Sheet is as manufactured as that 10 percent on social media. I don't think this is even close, and the other side keeps it closer to keep turning it. I think this will be like a mike tyson fight back in the nineties and other guy was undefeated and this is the guy in the fight over and you're like man i lost my $70. I don't think this is close, shown low discussion of all apart and they'll say that trump's which is when it's over. Greg: we think that trump could possibly make it worse for himself know because his duck bullets, he's been called hitler for 12 years. I don't i think there's nothing he begins it to understand at this point. I think it just [applause] is his smart, he'll take that slow talk conversation battle he won from let's like sweetman and hilltop like that during the debate and it will be an easy day for him. [laughter] greg: all right you can't forget like sweetman for his load so talking. But now they kissed his but. [cheering and applause] announcer: if you'll be in the new york area and you'd like tickets to watch gutfeld! go to lacmeganticl on theag link to watch our studio of it audience. ♪ ♪ t could be due to a buildf amyloid plaques in the brain. The sooner you talk to your doctor, the more options you may have. Learn more at amyloid. Com. Home inspectors, general contractors, roofers; all kinds of pros recommend leaffilter. Why? it's engineered for performance. Because with leaffilter's patented filter technology, there's no gaps, no openings, no place for debris to get in at all. Leaffilter is a permanent solution we install on your existing gutters. 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Know you have big cheney saying i'm going to vote for you just rip the ground from under donald trump's own campaign. I think liz cheney and no dick cheney are leaders, that's what you want from a leader someone who were you stepped up. I don't think that anybody with thought that we would've seen the data dick cheney of all people would come out so viciously against his own party. Greg: so jeff, democrats are now embracing dick. Yeah. [laughter] greg: didn't know they and their member that they call them a war criminal for 20 years or so? my favorite part about the last, like, maybe even 810 years and that liberals are having the biggest identity crisis ever. Did completely forgot everything, there like machinations are ever one woman should be able to do whatever they want with the bodies. We support this war here but not in gaza, like, everything is split, you know, january 6 is appalling back blm, that was justified. And now they lack mack like dick cheney? i would've never started coming. Just literally grasping for straws on who they are and forgetting what they used to be. Greg: pretty sure they'll be anticommunist. I wouldn't go that far. [laughter] social commentary. All right kat, you left, hardly this is a huge game changer. Like it's going to rip the ground from under donald trump's campaign? the support of dick cheney who i'm sorry don't get back to me for storing that's making this, am i the only one who just remember that he's alive? don't get mad. I thought he died in an accident. Greg: he's only 47! you know what's crazier to me and more embracing to me to the fact that dick cheney the fact that the campaign is saying that they're proud to have dick cheney. [applause] support? are you kidding me? if dick cheney like me i wouldn't tell anybody. [laughter] i would be so embarrassed. Would be so embers. Would also see if he started trying to be nice to me i would be like you're not fooling me, i'm not going to your war. [laughter] greg: come on it would be great. No. Greg: you're ready to say something, paris? to be for a think democrats would be happy to have any dick in them at you have any believe in them at this point. Greg: not one of them oh, no, he just has one. Shut the [ bleep ] up! by his father. Protecting his daughter. Out of the same thing if one of my kids do some stupid [ bleep ] and got an elected and i have to sit there at thanksgiving with a person that you know i don't like them either. So dick it just being a good dad. [laughter] have kids you understand. [applause] greg: league, it show you how issues don't really matter if your intense sport politics, you know, they hate hated cheney got a call him the king of the war machine. Know their best pals. It means that back whole thing was a ruse to be to begin with. Yeah, and approves for any republican, and conservative who endorses kamala harris you are endorsing the furthest left major party presidential candidate in the history of our country. You tried to make this play as if you're doing it because of your values that are unwavering and kind of like what kamala harris is but you're actually proving that everything that you sold yourself on, everything that you builds, managers up on on what your principal's arc, will set up for people to smoke that can't even define what a woman is. You grew up about 20 years and think it's impossible to 20 years from now i might be supporting somebody there is presidential candidate this far left, it's i think for a lot of the country is not going to move anything and it's just shocking in the will take it because the desperate. And i think that president trump will actually do continue to ride in the polls. I think president trump the holdback summer, the honeymoon, the sugar high, it is over. President trump is in good shape, doesn't need dick cheney doing get over the finish line in first. When did dick cheney have a change of heart? greg: nice. See he had he had a heart problem. Greg: yes. [applause] he had to explain it. You know, it is funny because you are seeing progressive like hard corporations on the left actually saying this is all [ bleep ], like, was going on here? and 44 kamala but you can't be okay with us. This romance me and discussed your book, kat, 2016 i did not work for trump, i didn't want trump to be president, but didn't mean i was going to work for hillary. There's actually another choice, but the never trump scumbags and republicans are like oh, no, he have two if you don't vote for trump you have to work for kamala. Know you just don't vote. Or you can vote for greg: or bote for ruth buzzy. [laughter] she got 3% of the vote in rhode island. As she should. Greg: she should. I guess that's it. That there was something good to say and apparently the audience doesn't care. You know what? [laughter] you know, it's a very two face audience, they should watch out if comes around. Oh, they got wet one. Greg: up next! the guy was saying rocket man says he's a trump man. [cheering and applause] isn't