come on in the ♪ ♪ >> welcome to another big episode of the cable news party where everybody is welcome. you can be a republican, you can be a democrat, just don't be asleep. can i get an amen from the panel? got to be honest, the focus is still on thursday night when donald trump made history as the first former united states president to debate the current that guy. [laughter] bad news is hillary clinton but no time for speculation. the democrats have been doing it for the past 48 hours. ronald reagan wants to describe america as a shining city on the hill. here's an update on the city after the debate. >> it's worth noting they are selling the house as the video is cheap our panel is the real deal so let's meet them. not only is she a super star news contributor and best writer but if i have a daughter, i'd name or after the first guest and call her train wreck. i kid. kennedy is here. you know how many nicknames we wrestled with before we settled on train wreck? the only one salable on tv. [laughter] my fabulous gay friend but if you don't like them, no need to get upset. you won't see him on the show for the year. pride month and tomorrow. lovely intelligent evan falling is back. there you are. this dude is a philadelphia radio legend to help donald trump during the 2016 of debate, such as joe biden help donald trump in the 2024 debates. hey girl. the debates pretty obvious who the winner was, gavin newsom. [laughter] all jokes aside, i want to credit both candidates for getting to the issue on every american. >> i told you i'm happy if you carry your own bed. >> i know this one. [laughter] >> isn't it crazy to think even before trump brought up golf, biden already had a one-stroke league? [laughter] >> making it elective. it's so great because you are the worst person, no you are the worst president. you are bad at golf. chris haze was like we have to remember, betterment had the debate performance after a stroke and he still one. [laughter] that debate was a day before election, not 19 months before the election. a big difference right there. >> one of the prettiest radio host in america want to ask you a serious question. should the democrats try telling biden the election is over and he already lost? >> say thank you mama america. i promise we are not doing this the whole show. are you not a little concerned about what hillary might do if you don't : biden and dropout? >> i will be concerned if everyone else. >> you will be baghdad dwelling? [laughter] >> you are not making a case for joe biden, look where he was 128 days ago. >> should we call now? >> when we just work of the speechwriter hi my name is blank and them accepting the nomination for democrat president of the united states and that's it. will they fill in? >> it was scary like heartening to know rfk junior didn't make it to the debate stage but his foisted. [laughter] >> there wasn't a lot of traffic. despite criticism he did emerge victorious against an opponent. >> with covid and has to do with look -- if we finally beat medicare -- [laughter] >> i'm not sure that was the victory the big donors were hoping for. i do think they are in agreement this evening that biden should step aside for somebody younger. ask for trump he managed to clear up some things on everybody's mind. >> i didn't have sex with a porn star. >> trump support to drop by 40 points. i don't think you and i watched the same which is shocking given some of the jackets of one. what can you admit -- my son lincoln shot up on the couch. was that a positive for you? >> you got to love to it. the funniest when he said the morals of an l.a. cat which is an old man raised but just kind of laugh. >> if anyone knows while sniffing people. [laughter] >> the 1850s for the record. [laughter] >> he said he didn't have sex with a porn star and maybe that's true but is he in the right way to say he did? >> they are watching this show right now and we want to win them over, too. the idea that trump tried to deny this because it would hurt him, voters would have loved it. this is a guy who was a playboy. he had golf courses and money. it's a gigantic -- >> give it a break already. >> some people are saying they might debate second time and they already picked out biden's arm. i kid. this is just you and me. you and i were filling in, the great judge merchan jeanine asked i don't know why, only favorite movie was when i was 18 years old. i do know that it was the right thing to say but before i could and said it is in the original. [laughter] if you listen, you can hear a gunshot and probably the finest moment and probably have never been on since. my question is, did you see anything that led you to believe either of these sequels might be better than the original? >> trump was measured and strained himself in the top, like why would trump want to debate him again? he didn't have to say a word and he won. i cannot imagine there is a hamper in his orbit there is no way so if you cancel the debate and if that is the case, they can never let him debate again, they have to take them off the ticket. >> this whole thing is a set up, we are being conned. a debate in june when nobody is watching debate in june and this was all done to crash and burn to swap them out. we are being conned here. >> everyone forgets and jack came up with peptides. >> biden created jobs because they are hiring a new drugmaker. [laughter] he is gone on linkedin. he is a businessman so to make sure he had a backup plan. being a translator. it didn't go so well. >> what we will do with border patrol. >> i don't know what he said at the end of the sentence. i don't think he knows what he said either. [laughter] >> why america, why? where do we go now? probably to the bar which leads me to my next question, less than a week from the fourth of july most divided time politically. how ready you do you think they will get? my phone, everyone agreed. i didn't have a democrat texting me last night like we've got y you. >> the finding people and try to play this, it was impossible. even anderson cooper. he really lost. >> the balls to say you haven't started drinking. you had slurred speech the entire interview. she tried to full a fiery but mostly peaceful protest when she got on and everyone was like the jig is up. >> the first time she's been turned on by a man but gavin newsom was so excited. he kept going on and on. rachel, he did great won this debate even jen psaki he didn't when the debate, all right? stop. nobody thinks he won. when jen psaki called you a liar, you know. >> anderson cooper had kamala on, did you catch that? >> i was such a stunning -- i thought that was the big turn. that was anderson cooper's turn. >> he goes beyond, he's like this every day. >> he had a start -- [laughter] >> he finishes the bar. i started with chardonnay and ended with -- [laughter] >> it's about the last three years. woo hoo. she flashed him. >> i need a mardi gras. he could probably make a lot of money endorsing a sleep aid. >> if you're having trouble sleeping, ask your doctor. the sleep aid made from one 100% joe biden press conference. >> the best way to get something done if you hear hold near and dear to you that you like to be able to -- anyway. >> the patented blend of confusion and forgetfulness that will calm the most overactive brains. >> the outbreak has taken more than 100 years -- look. here's -- it's just, think about it. >> when they sold out american jobs and killed the keystone pipeline, it kept me all night on how to get my pills. i've never slept better. >> when i'm hopped up on sugar, i get it. other times they looked to me during the day. probably so i can do the deed. gross. >> people have experienced rapid ability to secure the southern border. others have hallucinated and bought breakfast cereals. >> ask your doctor if it's right for you. i - [narrator] life with ear ringing sounded like a constant train whistle i couldn't escape. then i started taking lipo flavonoid. with 60 years of clinical experience, it's the number one doctor recommended brand for ear ringing. and now i'm finally free. take back control with lipo flavonoid. here's some good news for people who watch the entire debate tonight. nasa says the media is going to crashing to earth. true story, sort of. she related planetary exercise conducted recently to plan for an asteroid that had 72% chance of hitting earth in 14 years which would be of the end of president -- second term. [laughter] perhaps even more shocking is the fact that nobody started twitter account on the streets we have that so is the end nearly near for the hollow dollars and the funding they are ripping off the plot of armageddon here, are they not? >> wasn't ben affleck and that? they need to send an aflac to the asteroid. he wants to get -- he wants to get out of los angeles, sent him to the asteroid. >> this patient doesn't make it because it's a boeing. [laughter] georgia flies off and back on the market. >> the international space station. [laughter] >> sending affleck to be an asteroid. that's how you bring it. well done. >> a new arrowsmith song. >> i love that. >> i do feel because people like to spend money in washington and thus the one bipartisan thing, they like to spend money and this is a great way. nasa sees fundraising drying up and private enterprise killing it. no one starts to leave a man and starts to make big promises. is that what's going on here? take you for cruise around the world. nasa trying to smooth talk woman back into the relationship. >> i know you don't know this but is a graduate of space camp space academy, i had to fully support nasa from my teenage years but it's absolutely a push for money. >> i grew up in the 80s and is not a very pc time but in the 80s, i wanted to go to space camp and everybody was like that's gay. as it turns out, i zero three neighborhood an apology. [laughter] >> what would killed more people, the impact of the asteroid or bulls tried to take selfies? >> that's the thing, would you want to be in the presence of all those people knowing you could probably quickly escaped and do marry a huge favor as the asteroid gets rid of the people constantly taking selfies. in the planet, documenting what they are doing and how is look like asteroid and solve that problem in america is in a better place. >> the selfie has to stop. can we do one real quick? >> the k train. you kind of not rooting for the meteor given what we just had? >> i am on team media. [laughter] there like we were amazing, the best thing that ever existed. you are -- [laughter] dinosaurs aren't dinosaur heaven reading about these influencers. you all deserve extermination. >> warnings people it turns out the ei dance for dinosaur, equity and inclusion. we all have to be killed. other concerns media attack might disproportionally affect some communities over others? what are the democrats doing to wield fake oppression? >> pete buttigieg is on. cutting communities to get folks out of the way of the asteroid. >> pete buttigieg commitment to fighting climate change. do you remember this video? i ride my bike to work every day and somebody posted a video and writing the last block of the race. >> walk in them but could sit there for an hour. [laughter] >> if you've ever seen kennedy walk in heels, you know the scene and family on ice and bambi is trying -- i bring that up to full because your stage name was bambi in college, let's not lie. >> hey girl. >> college administrators will accept nichols as a form of payment. [laughter] >> uno? >> i love this. school is out for summer, celebrities report card on their behavior this year, he did not want to miss it. that is next. ♪ [music plays] but if this is all too real for you and your loved ones. make the call. because we care too. ♪ home instead. to us, it's personal. school is out for summer so if you live in a democrat city, in kindergarten, he will have to wait until the fall to watch of the drag show. cheap shot. now is no time for politics. liberty report cards for the folks who made the most headlines during the school y year. i will call attendance in hollywood's homeroom. i will make a joke about lizzo but i'll lay off because she's single and ready to pringle. [laughter] euros in alphabetical order. look at us go. we start with jack black who wore red, white and blue overalls and wasn't remotely funny biden fundraiser as you can see, he is a proponent of defunding the fashion police. can you give me a jet black rate? >> i'll call it, is consistent, pretty on brand. i'm giving him a c- because i thought was cornell west. [laughter] >> e, c4 cornell. i love it. what you got? >> i give it be. i like the overall look trying to appeal to the midwest. farmers, come on. >> there's this nostalgic nostalgic the period will be able to do it anymore. you get in one on endorsement and bye-bye. i get it. the only jack plus into kung fu panda. he's worked into the character. i love it. >> after that, i brother him be panda express. [laughter] i've had it. jack black, you get in this from the professor. we move on. dave, in london we doing con concert. he was this. >> he took taylor swift, it was fantastic because you made a choice in london that night. the swift person or rock 'n' roll foo fighters person and those of us that foo fighters, we left it. >> watch this. it was great. >> more than a few. >> is because we are. >> oh no you didn't. i love that. he went from fighting poop to travis kelsey. like you don't say that about taylor. >> a+. it was fantastic, the show is amazing. they were in perfect form and he sang with his daughter. he played on comes from a hero. it was emotional and raging all in 13 hour show. >> you want to piggyback off kennedy? >> she's on the ground there. >> she did all the touching things so we look bad mocking and. [laughter] >> puppy rescue, third world hunger. >> i love how you articulated it because you said there were two concert going on. you had to decide if you were an taylor swift fan or straightman. [laughter] apparently your man decided. my man gets in a let's move on mark hamilton we do have a term, they brought out luke skywalker who to endorse a man who looks like the emperor. >> how many of you believe the press briefing on your bingo card? he either. the president he gave me -- classes. i love the march. >> i called him mr. president and lisa call me joe. i said can i call you joe b want kenobi? >> we figured out who was biden's debate coach. [laughter] i loved star was growing up. i don't necessarily what they are doing now but where are we? >> he took a turn for me when he landed outside the oj trial and he's never gone back. [laughter] and going to give him a solid b for that. >> she gives him a b. >> i'm with the star was guy from going up i would give me. he still skywalker to me. >> the white house podium or whatever he was. >> she gives a plus. >> so nervous, a long time from now. f minus for him that is luke skywalker. my dad waited in line for the action figure and had to kill five people at toys "r" us and now destroyed his legacy. >> the black skywalker. he's like the abandoned usa. [laughter] >> what is luke keep telling me me so? >> i was not a fan and i love hours. move on. next, we might have mentioned travis kelsey, taylor's try hard boyfriend. here he is and he was brought on stage for musical number. don't you feel like he's lobbying too hard to be relevant? he's the most famous person in the world, 12 super bowls. >> he looks like peter. [laughter] he carries around and smiling a big dumb grin. just go in the kyiv until preseason. i give him a c- >> you have been avoided scrutiny from fellow democrats. are you willing to confront swifties on this reality? forty want to deny this one, too? >> they are more dangerous than hillary clinton so absolutely not. i am all about it. >> it is fair because he is in playful you should know this. he's achieved, elizabeth warren's favorite chief. [laughter] to miss out football jokes. >> his brother is the better kelsey, lesser kelsey and his brother let's hang out, shows a beer with his shirt off. travis is like a manufactured corporate guy. i walk in the figure. by the way endorsing door biden doesn't help because joe biden will not be the nominee. >> he's trying too hard and i say that is a guy who wears light of blazers. i think he's trying too hard. jennifer lopez, a senior and attention -- i kid. stick with me, she probably is single. are you a fan? >> no. if you are still in a marriage and taking self -- in italy like 3000 miles away, there's something wrong, like wait until the ink is dry. you sent but selfies to ava. [laughter] , i'm going to jump in because i do need to apologize for travis kelsey because he is trying hard but not as hard as what you articulated. the photos you take -- i kid. i don't think anyone is -- [laughter] there goes my hero. i give jlo d but not the di want. the off the theater next was a brand-new game called drug deals on wheels. don't go anywhere. ♪ will will will a perfect day for a family outing! shingles doesn't care. but shingrix protects. only shingrix is proven over 90% effective. shingrix is a vaccine used to prevent shingles in adults 50 years and older. shingrix does not protect everyone and is not for those with severe allergic reactions to its ingredients or to a previous dose. an increased risk of guillain-barré syndrome was observed after getting shingrix. fainting can also happen. the most common side effects are pain, redness, and swelling at the injection site, muscle pain, tiredness, headache, shivering, fever, and upset stomach. ask your doctor or pharmacist about shingrix today. >> are closed person on "fox & friends" like being the tallest mexican. [laughter] i kid. we look the show but not as much as we love the cohost of "fox & friends" talking about carley, hey girl. it matters and you are my second best friend of fox. >> was your first? >> i don't know her name, the cleaning lady. >> i know who you're talking about. she is the nicest. >> i'm just paying her hush money because she finds things in my office after kennedy leaves, my actual first best friend leaves. you are officially off the meter. ♪ what was the first car? >> a blue and follow so i looked like a cop. >> handed down car for my dad and it was navy blue so i remember it looking like a police officer until he crashed the car. like i mixed up the break. it's good to live in the city they don't drive. >> when that was done, she made an entrance report and but why do on the computer screen. come on. one job. >> the greatest skill of mine, that was my first. >> what was your worst job? >> worst job -- >> we love you. come on the show. >> the job i was worse at in a waitress at applebee's. [laughter] also not a strong skill of mine is multitasking so this was when i was graduating high school going to college note get more than three tables, i called my parents to sit at one and ignore the table but it would look like it was filled so i wouldn't get in trouble with my boss. can you believe they did it and they would tell me to where my hair up in the didn't want to like you are a server, get your hair out of the food. >> your waitressing career was a cheap one. that is the funniest thing. >> the servers out there, call your parents. >> first date with your hunky husband, or was it? >> a restaurant called bank caée which i think is still there. we met at a bar on my birthday. >> yeah you did. you took home that present. >> we went on a couple dates and we kind of ended things for a little while and rekindled. >> he couldn't afford the ag agency. i'm kidding. >> playing hard to get. we rekindled. >> we ended up taking engagement pictures there. >> you took your engagement pictures on the same night as his fantasy football. [laughter] i got peyton manning on the clock. shadow. is it true that the entire cast of "fox & friends" was drowning, he only have two life preservers and they go to ainslie? >> i would even give my own life preservative. an angel and deserves to sur survive. >> last question. a very pro- kilmeade show. my show is more than the show on before it of the enough posted by comedian. if you are going to rob a bank, anyone from fox news, who would it be? >> just for some sitting next to her about 1000% kennedy. oh yes. he would get some stuff. >> i would take choking and i do have led foot. >> i don't doubt you'd be the best one but it's falling because the democrats are so desperate for fundraising to thursday night's debate, he is getting got. stick around. we are playing a game. when we come back, in honor of the tour de france we are going to play around of drug deals on wheels after this. ♪ - [narrator] life with ear ringing sounded like a constant train whistle i couldn't escape. then i started taking lipo flavonoid. with 60 years of clinical experience, it's the number one doctor recommended brand for ear ringing. and now i'm finally free. take back control with lipo flavonoid. the tour de france kicked off today but nobody cares what the french are doing with their bike race. don't get me wrong, lance armstrong was involved, he could really move the needle but alas, he lost titles because of drug use which he tried to deny. the bulk of this guy. all that, drug deals on wheels and dedicated to athletes who got high scores in more ways than one. i'll give the panel the name of the athlete they will tell me what sport they got brian with a little help of their friends in the pharmacy. the loser gets shrunken testicles. kennedy will not have to of those in her fridge. [laughter] guest of honor first, the man same sugar, shame mostly. was he a professional boxer san diego padres outfielder? >> i saw a picture of him with boxing gloves. >> we got the good tech team and even better guest direct answer justified in 2003 injected himself with epo. i don't believe you've ever lost a game on the show. here we go. she is the bigger mccracken of cable news trivia. >> you should see my hair in the morning but looks just like that. >> he do took luke was the turkish fencing team. >> final answer, she is so good. suspended 20 games for testing positive for steroids. how dare you? >> i have no idea. >> bad place to do steroids because everyone else is on electric scooter so you like a sore thumb. this game is tied. talk of this, pittsburgh parents on acid or a linebacker who got suspended for doing cocaine on the sideline? >> i think he was a picture. >> does that sound to michael irvin? >> why you come to me with sports? >> no hitter despite being high as a kite on lsd. three for three we make our way down. you got to know this. he started the t-shirt company, big johnson. i might be feeding you in the wrong direction. a canadian sprinter and be a player who tested positive for a drug test after using the blood of his brother magic johnson. [laughter] >> definitely a canadian guy. >> a canadian sprinter. he was the picture of, thank you for that. >> second favorite. wait until the cleaner lady comes on. [laughter] >> diego. an italian trakstar argentine soccer player. >> diego. i'm going to go argentine. >> so good. testing positive. >> i stand by. >> she gets it in everywhere. this happened at a wendy's the other night. see if you can tied up. shane : british rugby player for australian cricket star. shane foreign. >> that is a tough one because i've never heard of the guy. if you go away, i'm going with australia. >> so good. >> back on the board. 2003 fan for one year the day before the world cup for positive result for a banned diuretic. [laughter] >> phil romo, nfl linebacker or mma fighter. they are on fire tonight. >> i just want to clarify for anyone watching at home. there it is. question number eight. it's not my thing. and you hated me. >> there's other reasons. hyson kate, olympic trakstar or nfl wide receiver. this is a real thing, not the name they gave mike tyson and prison. [laughter] state again. >> tyson. is he an olympic trakstar or wide receiver? >> tracks for? >> you feel good about it? and you get. everybody is on fire tonight. >> this week we are going to get screamed at. >> it is a four-way tie. >> it's over? >> we have to present the yellow jacket when we come back. we will have to settle it the old-fashioned way. ♪ ♪ rising costs. selective coverage. for countless americans, the complex specialty care they need has always felt... just out of reach. ♪ at evernorth, we give members unrivaled access to the most complex therapies at the best prices. while providing enhanced support like in—home nursing at no additional cost. that's wonder made possible. evernorth health services. we're here with chris counahan of our local leaffilter. so chris, tell us how leaffilter is different from every other gutter protection on the market. with leaffilters, patented filter technology, there are no gaps, no openings, no place for debris to get in at all. and we install leaffilter on your existing gutters. it's a permanent solution. you'll never have to climb a ladder to clean out your gutters again. that's amazing, chris. tell me about the process. simple and easy. just give us a call, set up an appointment. we'll come out and give you a free gutter inspection. if they're sagging, we'll repair them. if they're broken, we'll replace them. if they're in good shape, our local team will install leaffilter in as little as a few hours. wow. and i understand you guys have a lifetime no clogs guarantee? we do. it's actually a lifetime transferable no clogs guarantee. you know, that's peace of mind and then some. so, how do people sign up? to schedule your free inspection. call 833-leaffilter today our agents are standing by. or visit leaffilter.com. ♪ >> a lot of people obviously smoke weed. a lot of people smoke crack because mike rogers on 20% 27th of the for people were buying drugs. >> big boom of crack. how they smoke it? >> they just get in the back and tell you where they are going. >> a little of both. >> think about the crack guy. the crack guy smoking something we guy doesn't have the crack guy is never going to unwind, just desperate for the hit so they would get in and smoke. the crime of opportunity. smash and grab if you will but the one thing is the weight loss aspect of that. >> crack is better than ozempic. [laughter] >> crack is whack unless you lose 20 pounds for a film role. ♪ >> tv people perk up when you talk about something that will make you lose weight. shadow. fox news saturday night, the moment you've been waiting for. the coveted gayle objected to the best panelist on the show. when we went to break we were all tied up but with help from the crew, they cut the knots, we've been untied, we are here is a group. would anyone like to potential me for the yellow jacket? i do have a decision and judges have spoken but does anybody have a reason they think they should make it? for somebody they would like to nominate? >> i don't look good in yellow. so i'll take the hit. >> what a martyr. we started on the armageddon thing if the person selflessly flying into the asteroid. the good news is, you are going to win anyway because it's a sports show. we are taking you to the ballgame, world on fire, roast marshmallows saturday night but the rule in sports is if you plead the heavyweight champion, you got to knock them out. in this case, the heavyweight champion his or her so kennedy retains her title with the yellow jacket and there's no way around it. you can't win the yellow jacket after tying her, he got to knock her out. >> i did not expect that. i thought would go to kevin because he's so depressed. [laughter] >> he can't wear yellow. >> he's going to a political funeral at the white house tomorrow. i can't have them bring it back to philly because he'll get robbed. kennedy retains the jacket. you are still on top. thanks for watching fox news saturday night. 10:00 p.m. eastern every saturday here on fox news and do not forget to follow us on social media at fn saturday night. tickets on sale at fox across america.com you can listen to my radio show weekdays noon to 3:00 p.m. eastern. good night. i am jimmy failla remember, you can be republican, you can get democrat, just don't be a [bleep] ♪