** [applause] >> greg: happy monday, everybody. so there is a new marvel movie out, and apparently it sucks. i haven't seen it yet because, as you know, i have better things to do. >> the new flock is courtesy of disney but the real marvel is how each movie they put out is getting worse and worse. the next hero movie should be the incredible shrinking box office, the latest marvel was the worst opening for any movie ever. even worse than ironman or little women. they got destroyed in that. in this universe women are as physically strong as men. i'm talking actual women now, not the one with five shadows who can pea their name in the snow but today entertainment is now secondary to diversity and every cast must be as colorful as a bag of peanut m and m's and twice as nutty. it's the universe according to disney. unfortunately that's the only universe where this crap is a hit and it's a universe that's as entertaining as counting the spots on biden's thighs. so as his numbers drop like -- on a hot day. they keep trying to get us to see movies with a message, but are they getting our message. have they finally realized that most of us would rather be dry saved with a cheese grater. apparently not because marvel has produced a movie so bad that it's makes hunter's cocaine buggers look like art. do we have a clip of the movie? >> well done. well, well done. >> greg: technically that's dog [ bleep ] but the reviews for the flick have been brutal. apparently the problems include the script, acting, the. kaing, the plot, aside from that it's a masterpiece. it's so bad the theaters are making counselorlers available to viewers after the film. it stars the woke bri larson who has never made a movie you've seen and she stinks so bad her first name shouldn't be bri. it should be linburger. some say she's a piece of ass if that piece happens to be her head. >> bret: but that's beside the point because she considers herself to be a gender activist. which to the woke means all men are awful unless, of course, they are -- apparently her super power is making talent invisible. as far as the script and the rest of the cast, who really cares. marvel focuses on good movie making the way the view focuses on cutting carbs. the woke idea of making all the super heroes a group of fully diverse females beating people up as if they are guys was based on the assumption that there is an audience for that. well, maybe if they are the u.s. women's soccer team. [laughter] >> greg: speaking of, megan rapino played her final program on saturday. it ended with an injury on the sidelines. who was to blame? of course it wasn't her. >> i mean, you know, i'm not a religious person or anything, and if there was a god, this is prove that there isn't. so, yes, it's [ bleep ] up because six minutes in, [ bleep ], my achilles, what the [ bleep ]. >> greg: her injury is proof there is no god. i would argue the contrary. [laughter] [applause] >> greg: yeah! during her championship game, proof positive that god is alive and well and has a kick ass sense of humor, you go, god. but this is wokeism in a nutshell. she got far on her woke credentials but when that ran out what are you left with? blame. once everything is stripped away there is no grace or humility. just a jerk blaming god or no god. it's the yoke of being woke. you expect the world owes you something and you in turn owe no gratitude but when the woke welfare wears off all that's left is an insip bid sermon and that's movies. the problem is these producers and directors think it exists and it doesn't. that's because the audience doesn't think like your average herald producer. they aren't cowards. hollywood wants a good movie. not phony signaling from a bunch of phony -- you want proof. it's in the numbers. has anyone noticed that women flocked to see barbie but not the marvels? barbie made a billion dollars acknowledging that people would go see a movie about a doll. a doll. they went to see a movie about a doll. that's because whoever made it must have actually had a childhood and recognized that biology dictates preferences, and that most girls left alone will play with dolls. while some guys, too, but those dolls are made in japan and need to be inflated. [laughter] >> greg: i don't speak for myself. but while girls played barbie, boys plays army or super hero. women flocked to it and they loved it even if the inspiration was a character made out of more plastic than your average kardashian. so the marvels is the biggest bomb yet and disney loses millions pretending women would pay to see it. it's a cinematic equivalent of a brian kilmeade book. nobody is buying it. but as it turns out thank god, women and men aren't attracted to a movie with a message that has no creative or artistic value. propaganda is like porn. you know it when you see it. so as long as hollywood puts woke before work or a decent script with good dialogue and solid plot and memorable characters we're just going to skip it but lucky for all of us, there are more pleasurable ways to spend your day like a root canal. an irs audit and even tonight's show. >> let's welcome tonight's guest. if you serve her glut, you'll have her tooten. kennedy. he's like a membership to planet fitness, impossible to cancel. actor and standup comedian tyler fisher. she's thinner than the plot to the fast and furious nine. your best-selling author. and he picks his teeth with the eiffel tower, comedian and informer, tyrel tyus. >> greg: kennedy, you're a female. >> what? >> greg: i know, it's true, and you're salvery, you know pop culture. you like entertainment. you have daughters. >> i'm not going to touch you with your bathing suit covers. >> greg: you were in their target demo. >> yes, i love marvel movies, always have and they have made some of my favorite movies over the last 15 years. it used to be they would put something out and the marvel creative universe was something that had the most intricate architecture and they are so smart about how they developed characters and spinoffs and put the pieces together, and unfortunately this must be a mandate from disney and they have lost the plot. it's sad. it used to be you could see a marvel movie commercial and you would say, yes, this guy is damaged but interesting and awesome and that was a smart, funny movie, but this, like, i caught a glimpse of it, i was like, i don't know what this is about. to your point, it's so expensive to go to movies anymore, why would you waste your time and money seeing this when the dialogue is completely predictable, and you don't care about the character? >> greg: that's so true. you know, tyler, i didn't see the movie but that never stops me from talking about it. >> sure. you're the expert. >> greg: i'm an expert at nothing that i actually do research on but kennedy makes a good point. those super hero movies are generally kind of funny. there is a lot of teasing. it seems to me there is none of that in this. it's more about teaching you something. >> it's all big ted talk. just watch a ted talk instead of a movie. it's all meaningless and virtue signalling. they want to show what they stand for and at the end the woman eases up and might fall in love but this time they hate the guys and that's it. i think that reflects the dating culture, is women, they want to be like their heroes. i mean, my x, her super power was emasculating me in public. >> it's going around. >> going around. >> bret: did you see barbie? >> no, but i liked the ryan gosling face so i watched all ryan gosling scenes. he just looked like -- he's not a good actor. he just looks like he's smelling a fart. he does that face. it's just like -- >> greg: that's true. that's all he does. >> that's not acting. >> greg: i could see it even with your beard. you could see it through my beard? >> greg: i saw it through your beard. >> no one cares about diversity and height. >> greg: tyler is actually shorter than me. this is the first time in the history -- >> your whole life. >> they stood back-to-back in the green room. i saw it. >> that's why i'm here, of course, the diversity hire. >> greg: i can lord over you. >> kat, you loved barbie, is it because you're a girl? >> probably. >> greg: would you go to this movie? >> i don't go to the marvel movies. i live too close to comic con. i see all of that and i'm like, no not for me. probably not but i don't go to most movies. barbie was the last one i went to. i want to talk about megan rap, if that's possible. i have disagree with you. i think she was joking. yes, she was joking and trying to use humor to make herself feel better about truly a tough situation. she was like this is my last year. you know, and it's over like that. i think that she probably wouldn't be that nice to me. >> greg: no, she wouldn't. >> but if i stop being nice to people because they hate me or did hate me a lot of my relationships would have been a lot shorter. [laughter] >> greg: that's a lesson to be learned that i didn't see coming. tyus, tell me about your feelings of marvel. you're an expert of these movies. >> i don't know if i'm an expert. they are all the same. all these stories that you always weave your monologue with a common theme and this one, it's how wokeism don't work. it's funny because the woke, and kat proves my point, kat puts herself above it and says, what she said was in poor taste but it was probably a joke. we don't get that. if kat makes a joke, then they want her to apologize the next day on tv or never work again because you made a joke someone may not like. she's making jokes that have zero sense of humor. actually terrible joke teller. she was mad, upset and wanted to blame everyone but it was her wokeness that allowed her soccer career to keep going. they tried to cut her before and she went to the media and made threats and all of this other kind of stuff and lo and behold they bend the knee to the woke. the difference is people aren't bending the knee at the box office. they don't want the woke story. no one has ever wanted the woke story. we've been tricked into thinking they had these huge numbers because they shadow banned and attacked us on social media but whenever they have to step out of that fake world of feelings no one has time for that like marvel used to tell good movie when is they brought in directors and producers who grew up, who played, who lived, and you thought, oh, man, that's great. that's great movie. i think it was thor. everyone loved thor and all of a sudden it became the wokeist movie of all time and they walked away from it. people are walking away from woke because they don't think that way and they don't want their kids that way. i took my daughters to see barbie. did i love it. no? did they? yes. if it's a godzilla movie, it's a costume, but, you know what? it's real to me. >> greg: i have a great idea. they should make a woke version of dirty harry. that wouldn't be amazing? >>, no it would not. >> greg: i would sow see that just to see them ruin me. >> you would see them rip off your face crying why did i not say that? >> why not blazing saddles? >> greg: we've got to move on. 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[cheers and applause] >> greg: enough. you're eating into my time. stop. san francisco gets shiny so we can kiss some com any hiney. san francisco cleared out encampments, beautifying downtown neighborhoods and even power scrubbed train stations all in anticipation of this week's asia's summit. kind of makes you wish they would visit more often but the locals are furious, after it over it will take them weeks to replace all that urine and feces. they also erented high metal walls that progressives had previously called racists. but now they are good. san francisco rolled out the red carpet for diplomats after keeping it brown for everyone else. meanwhile, illegals from latin america are discovering the grass isn't always greener on the other side. even if they were hired to mow it. >> greg: is that racist? i don't know. faced with homelessness, they are ditching the windy city and going back to venezuela after a better life didn't exactly pan out for them. turns out most can't afford the crushing cost of ammo but chicago is -- seems like venezuela is a better option. i guess bidenomics is hitting everyone. as one said the american dream doesn't exist anymore. sadly it's a sentiment being expressed by another ethnic group, americans. we'll be right back. i'm kidding. we won't be right back. tyler. what's the deal here? what's going on? well, first of all, i don't think the wall is to protect people from attacking biden and xi jinping. it's to protect biden from the wind. he could be the first president to be assassinated by time drag. trump has to be thrilled. they said the wall is racist and now they are putting up the wall. everybody wants a wall, greg. everybody wants a wall. >> greg: di not know -- i didn't know you could do trump. >> this is now the great wall of china because it's in our country. [laughter] >> right? am i right? it's the hands. the little hands. >> greg: the little hands. that was well done. very well done. i did not know, that was pretty good. i'm a little blown away by tyus. >> a little shorter than you, cleverer than you. >> greg: he won't be on again. >> i'll take care of him, boss, don't worry about it. >> greg: it must be bad if migrants are leaving the united states for venezuela. >> they get here and they go -- >> greg: even with the free stuff. it was a long ass walk, you know what i'm saying? no, no, packing up, let's go. no, you can't come with us. >> greg: they are even rejecting our free hotels. >> that kind of makes you wonder, like where were they leaving? were they leaving the ritz carlton in venezuela? it's like the way it's projected to us, it's like they are running for their lives. >> greg: it was supposed to be asylum seekers. >> what, no a.c.? [laughter] >> we laugh but the ugliness of our administration toward our citizens could not be more exposed than -- you mean to tell me could you have cleaned this up all the time? you could have done knit but it was fine when people were being derivativen from their businesses and homes, beaten in the street, women couldn't get on the saab way to go any with respect to it was disgusting to walk. couldn't take your children outside, syringes and encampments everywhere. let's be honest. these are the guys who cut checks to the lobbyists, they are going to clean up the whole place. the saddest part is, the night, as soon as they leave, they will be cleaning up the fences and they will be back and then you will have weeks more of violence while they reestablish their territories and fighting and stuff, and they will be like, oh, sorry, we don't have the budget for it. sorry, guy. >> greg: they probably didn't even clean up the poop. they just stored it. they will bring the poop back out. we've got to get the poop back out there. >> they could have fixed this all the time. >> greg: that's what crazy. so we talked about this, kat, last week, i think it was last week, and we asked a simple question, where did the homeless where are they? under the bed? >> i don't know if this is true or not so this could be completely false, i think when detroit had the super bowl at one point they just threw a super bowl party for them. i think it's the thing that people have done and it's not really the most shocking thing for me unfortunately, to see politicians who are more concerned with keeping up appearances than they are actually solving problems, and it wouldn't be that, okay, like everybody, at least i hope it wasn't just my house growing up, but the house that people come over to visit is very different than the house when no one is there. we do try to make it look better, and we act better. but also, like my parents didn't let us dvr floor. >> greg: that's where you're -- >> we couldn't steal, we couldn't -- on the floor. those rules were always in place. actually, they didn't really need to be rules. i think we preferred not to anyway. >> did they lock your deodorant up? >> didn't have to do that. >> greg: an entire house based on the way we live. >> i would come back and my stuff would still be there. >> greg: kennedy, maybe this is a genius strategy, just make your cities so inhospitable that the migrants will leave. you do that, when you have people over and you want them to go, you start, you know, i don't know, doing weird things in front of them. you know what i'm saying? 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[applause] >> greg: they made the paint on his face all about race. i speak of a california eighth inning. aren't they all? recently suspended and barred from future sporting events after being accused of wearing black face while attending a high school football game. that's him on the left. barred from future sporting events? i wish i could have gotten that deal when i was in middle school. the thing is as you can see, it's just eye black. you know that stuff that countless amateur and pro-athletes wear all the time to reduce glare from the lights. it wasn't black face, the specific make-up knocking black people that was worn by minstrel performers and other failed entertainers. sadly, while it protects you from glare it doesn't protect you from the powerful rays of stupidity. so he was there as a fan watching the game and no one had a problem with it at the time but a week later he and his dad got called to a meeting with the principal who told them it was black face because one of the schools had a mostly black student body. and a suspension report called it a "offensive" with intent to harm. now a nonprofit dedicated to defending free speech, fire, i believe, is it getting involve. they say it's a protective form of expression and the kid was just following a popular war paint inspired trend used by athletes. war paint? wait until elizabeth warren hears about. this she'll be furious. did the kid get suspended or take it too far? either way i'm sure they will forgive him if he takes a knee during the national anthem. we'll go to the person who knows the most about sports. kat. >> sports and eighth graders. >> greg: the thing is, they say intent but they ignore intent. >> what's really sad is i actually don't think that everybody actually thought he was doing this to be racist. a racist eighth inning. and black face at a game. and -- what it was, were these meetings of people reviewing. this they weren't thinking it was that. they didn't want to be the one to say it, because they are like, i'm going to be next. so actually, potentially ruining this kid's school experience, at least until he goes to another school. as being like the black face kid. nobody wants that right? and the suspension. they would rather ruin things for an eighth grader than assume the risk for themselves for calling it out for what it clearly is. >> greg: it's true. their cowardice allowed them to put this on him. >> an eighth grader. >> greg: what do you think, tyus? >> the principal needs to be fired. this is the problem we have with these woke principals and teachers. listen, i mean, this started when i was playing ball. athletes did it and it's even the same thing. you make the warrior triangle down your face. whoever put it on used a brush and not fingers, if he would have done it right. that's the difference. >> greg: he's doing your beeshbeard, tyus? >> yes, he could be. what's wrong with you. nothing about this kid says racist. nothing about this kid said, hey, i'm going to go to a school that's 90 percent black and start [ bleep ] nothing. nothing about that child. okay? don't judge a book by its cover. i can see through this book. he's like 60 pounds soaking wet. he's there at a football game probably trying to look like somebody he admires. my daughter does it for soccer. my son, they all paint each other up and do different faces and not one time am i watching going, hey, for the record, look at howard stern. look at the list of people. black face is all black. all black, and they draw big lips over it. all he did was have really bad triangles, and that's probably why he's not an athlete. [laughter] >> leave him alone. he deserves an apology. the principal should be fire. it's disgusting. >> greg: definitely. [applause] >> greg: kennedy, i remember a similar story involving you, no, just kidding. there are women posting instagram photos of facials, do you remember this? if it was a dark facial, they were called out. again, if you explain intent, then you can't have manufactured outrage. so you you have to ignore intent >> the masks, they would enlarge their pores but make them worse. maybe he's got a large mask, he's trying to tame his adolescent skin. i really feel for him because we've been in that position. i was in that position a couple of hours ago. i was listening to bret baier's book and wearing mascara and i was so moved i sobbed my mascara down my face and got called into hr. so i've been through something very similar. i do have experience with middle schoolers and high schoolers. they are pretty much -- they really, they are not trying to do anything but just jack ass around the entire time and make their friends laugh. that's all they are doing. so it's like, if he was lighting his farts, would that be chemical warfare? >> it depends on what he had for breakfast. >> point taken. >> greg: i don't know what that means. tyler, did he take this too far or not far enough? >> this is a really personal story to me because as someone who is the size of an eighth grader, all of this still rings true. no, look, i've got a beard. i'm pretending to be a man. i shaved my leg hair and put it on my face. am i doing man face? no, it's just what it is. everything is racist and it's really sad. i feel bad, you know, especially young straight white kids because everything is racist. everything i do is racist. i'm told i have resting january 6 face. right? this used to be cool barista yoga face. it looks like i'm going to store my cafe. i feel bad. i feel bad for him. >> greg: resting january 6. >> that's the best joke i ever heard. >> the girl i'm dating, it wasn't a joke when she said it. it wasn't like shed is sex with cauley mcculkin. isn't that racist? >> greg: who is to say? all right. coming up, a comedian's better half thinks she got the last laugh. get help reaching your goals with j.p. morgan wealth plan, a digital money coach in the chase mobile® app. use it to set and track your goals, big and small... and see how changes you make today... could help put them within reach. from your first big move to retiring poolside - and the other goals along the way. wealth plan can help get you there. ♪ j.p. morgan wealth management. ♪ ♪ ♪ we're building a better postal service. for more on-time deliveries. and easier, affordable ways to ship. so you can deliver even more holiday joy. the united states postal service. delivering for america. there once was a tree lovingly made to look real. 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>> i haven't had much to applaud espn about. this is not the story. anyone who watched it that night or saw clips of it the real story was the fact that a president would like -- former president with 7,000 indictments walks into the madison square garden arena, to a standing ovation. they clearly aren't giving a [ bleep ] about the charges. his momentum is still building. they weren't indifferent. they didn't sit on their hands. i like him but i don't want to be seen clapping for him. dana white walked with him. he even had a little entourage. guys, wait for me, tucker? tucker, kid rock, right? and they came out there and that was the story but the story, an actress that none of us have heard of, and bill bird's wife, i mean, it's not fair to him, he's a really good comedian and now he's getting caught up in this jung, she wants to flip him off, so what, i'm sure there were some who booed but the main story should have been even in new york, he still has that type of popularity, and they are not afraid to show it anymore and that's the real story. >> greg: yes. tyler, i have this theory, that explains like the voting, kind of like the voting habits of people that every guy has a friend like trump. who is hilarious, fun and obnoxious but your wife hates him. >> no, that's me. >> exactly. you're my trump. >> i'm sorry, i literally never thought i would say this in my whole life ever but i know exactly how donald trump feels. i know what it's like to have someone's wife making it very clear that they do not like me. and the guy just sits there and lets her keep doing it even though i'm just [ bleep ] standing there. minding my business. >> greg: you know what? it's kind of similar because guys kind of want to vote for trump but the wife is saying you're not voting for trump. >> i think bill is similar to trump. a lot of his jokes, too, i think he probably took her aside, i kind of wish, i wish -- no, no. i'm dealing with this on a mornings right? i wish trump, no, no, dude, i wish trump turn around, gave her the burr, built a wall around her mouth so she stopped talking for five seconds. if i only saw it but i missed i. he was looking off in the distance. you can't hit her. that's his famous joke. you can't hit him. right. >> greg: do you think trump would have been upset if he knew? >> nasty woman. she was so nasty. right? we'll be back. we'll be back and i'll show her the bird. i'll be back in the white house. >> greg: how about that freedom, right? that's freedom. >> be careful. or he's going to keep you. keep you and put you in a cage and when his friends come over do the thing. >> i can use the work, that's fine. >> do the thing. >> we have the same size cage. >> that's true. >> tyus has a good point, this is not about bill bird. it's something the media could hang a story on because it makes trump look bad or whatever. >> i'm a fan of fly in the bird. i really am. eric swalwell, the escalator at nuclear airport, i was going down and i was like, swalwell, i gave him the bird. eric is not doing any favors in congress. making love to a chinese spy. >> greg: she's dead now. >> she's dead to you or -- dead, not really dead? >> greg: died in a mysterious plane crash. >> now -- a double bird. swalwell may have more juice than i gave him credit for. yes, i'm fine with it. i'm okay with it. she thought that she was getting a little bit of dread from it. it's nice to see people married who don't necessarily agree politically. i wish more families could be like that but we can't. if you voted for trump now you're disinvited to thanksgiving. we have to learn from it. >> it's a double standard. if that had been barack obama walking off and he would have flipped him off, she would have whooped him. when they want to speak their mind, women are like, how could you speak your mind like that? flying in, coming back from my show, a guy, he put his seat back but he felt my knees and he decided to go like that jerk it back so my reaction was, don't jerk my seat and the little dude didn't have his seat belt on. his face -- i swear to god. he did the bulkhead, boom. he turns around, somebody kicked me. no, that was me, you know what you d. you felt my knee. >> i didn't know it was you. in all fairness, i'm sorry. >> you know what the stewardess came over, i thought i was in trouble, she said to him, you can't go back. that's tyus, but we'll give you some miles, and that's why i love delta. >> greg: all right. up next, why random day in november is one to remember. th uncontrollable movements called td, tardive dyskinesia. td can be caused by some mental health meds. and it's unlikely to improve without treatment. i felt like my movements were in the spotlight. #1-prescribed ingrezza is the only td treatment for adults that's always one pill, once daily. ingrezza 80 mg is proven to reduce td movements in 7 out of 10 people. people taking ingrezza can stay on most mental health meds. ingrezza can cause depression, suicidal thoughts, or actions in patients with huntington's disease. pay close attention to and call your doctor if you become depressed, have sudden changes in mood, behaviors, feelings, or have thoughts of suicide. don't take ingrezza if you're allergic to its ingredients. ingrezza may cause serious side effects, including angioedema, potential heart rhythm problems, and abnormal movements. report fevers, stiff muscles, or problems thinking as these may be life threatening. sleepiness is the most common side effect. it's nice. people focus more on me. ask your doctor about #1 prescribed, once-daily ingrezza. ♪ ingrezza ♪ honey, i think i heard something. ok. ♪ from christmas tree mats... to floorliners... cargo liners.... no drill mud flaps... seat protectors... and more... weathertech has the perfect holiday gift. honey, is everything ok? 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(engine accelerating) (texting clicks) (tires squeal) (glass shattering) (loose gravel clanking) >> real holiday. do you know that today in new york city history, on november 13, felix unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. >> on november 13, felix unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. that request came from his wife. deep down, he knew she was right but he also knew that someday he would return to her. with nowhere else to go he appeared at the home of his childhood friend oscar. sometime earlier, his wife had thrown him out requesting that he never return. can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy? ♪ >> greg: so kennedy, that was the intro to the iconics 1970s' show "the odd couple." as a child i had no idea what that meant. i didn't know what was divorce was. i didn't know a thing called apartments. two men leg together, it made no sense to me. >> look at you and your privilege, greg. >> greg: with a mommy and a daddy. >> yes, you. i was one of those people i thought that they were a nice gay couple would were just temperamentally mismatched. >> greg: that didn't exist back then. >> did felix recon isle with his wife? >> greg: that's the other thing. tyler, they got -- the idea of getting kicked out by your wife, i just -- this confused me. >> probably why it was on tv, you know. it was fictional but i think nowadays, i think nowadays men can relate to this again because the divorce rates are high. it's impossible to find a girlfriend in new york. it's impossible to even find a biological woman. i think they should rewrite this, on november 13, felix's girlfriend comes out as nonbinary and is only attracted to house plants. can two white males live in a studio apartment? they can't, so they pretend to be illegal immigrants and get a hotel at the plaza for free. the woke couple. [applause] >> greg: he even did the impression of the guy from "the odd couple." >> i'm glad that i came in today because now i know what this show is about. [laughter] >> it's not, like something crazy now. i mean, in new york, growing men live together all the time because it's expensive. >> greg: yes. i'm from the west coast. i didn't understand any of this. >> i'm glad you do now. >> greg: last word, tyus? >> this is a neal simon play, made into a great movie and this is the one sitcom that we'll would argue it was better than the movie but is it possible, listen, i hate to disagree with you, i'm 6'8", 386 pound, i get kicked out of the house all the time. i'm a medallion member at the holiday inn by my house. i am. because when the spot gets hot, old tireyus, your room is ready sir. i have a go bag in my trip and cash and a map to get to new york. everything that i need. these shows are great. if you have never seen it, it's a great -- it's back when act was acting. it's great series but yes, is it possible? yes, a lot of guys, it's called bro-mancing who keep getting hammered, divorce, lose their money in child support, i just need someone to live with me so i'm not lonely and likes to do the same things that die and but i don't want to have sex with you yet. >> greg: that's what we're here for. don't go away, we'll be right back. let me be direct... you're watching football wrong! what do you call a guy in face paint that can't get the game? ...a clown! sorry, what app was it again? no, no. just give me a second... amateurs. ohhh! sorry, everybody. directv sports central gives you access to every game... ...so you never have to compromise on gameday. ...was that necessary? i was just illustrating a point. - oh. visit directv.com for up to a $400 reward card. okay. 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