he used to write for rolling stone. but everyone deserves a second chance at editor in chief of racket news, matt taibbi. she's in independent voter and she knows kurt loder, host of kennedy saves the world podcast. kennedy. and the only thing bigger than his body is his brain. new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tyron . well, i'm already tired, but before we get to some new stories, let's do this is great . leftovers. yeah yeah. mhm. yeah, it's leftovers. it's where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. and as always, it's my first time reading these. so if they suck, we'll strap joe mackey to a table and have lizzo sit on his chest. wow here we go. doctors >> here we go, doctors at a hospital in ohio have been accused of propping up a dead patient in order to make her appear alive for visitors. gee, i wonder where they got that idea? commander was seen biting another white house staffer. when asked if they were going to put commander down, the white house staffer asked, which one? 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is but start having relationships withal go rhythmic dolls, apparently hadn't heard of hookers, the professor suggested ways young men improve themselves, which include putting on a clean shirt, showering more often, that eliminates kid rock. he is not doing the show. but come on, how about a class for women, too. rich, funny and over 5-foot 5. i feel bad for the people who meet none of those standards. but really, the professor is not wrong, in this day and age boys are more likely to bond with a laptop than a woman, together dull the natural urges. and that prevents them from dating meeting a soul mate, getting married, having kids and losing their house in a gut wrenching, soul sucking divorce. then if dying in alone in a studio apartment drowning in cheap booze and regret, we call that the ow bowman. there is truth to this, walter, right? kids today, we used to have to look for our pornography in parks. that didn't come out the way i wanted it to. it's true, some teens would hide it in a hedge, you would find it. it was like a rural library. >> treasure hunt. >> treasure hunt. see, i -- >> i disagree and i think this is bad advice. men, as far as sex bots and pornography go, men after a million years of hunting elk and bringing them home to their wives and the wife saying, that's a pretty small elk. have finally got the world exactly the way they want it. and this guy is saying it's immature. the fact is that the way to get women also is not to make them feel safe i used to try to do that. and they would leave my table and go over to the guy in the leather jacket who made them feel excited. so, he's not going to -- he is not going to foster any relationships with this sort of soft cell, clean shirt, make them feel safe advice. >> yeah. >> if guys want to know how to get women they should listen to mick jagger, not nyu professors. >> that is true. now, matt, first time on the show. before i ask you a question, i want to clear the air. back maybe 15 years or so, i wasn't fair to you, i feel bad. i want to make it up to you with this. >> i'm so sorry, matt taibbi, i made fun of you. please, i feel ashamed. i'm so sorry. matt taibbi. but i seen the light and -- i'm so sorry. oh, matt taibbi. it's true oh, please believe me. i'm sorry. >> yes. >> is that david bowie? >> that was -- that was gene. >> that was very david bowie esque gene. he he never heard that song before. >> i am touched. >> back to this topic which seems like a million years ago. do you think that was good advice? >> well, i think if you don't know how to talk to girls because you are too online, talking to a robot probably isn't going to fix the problem. >> yes. >> you know, i kind of second walter's thoughts on this. if you want to learn how to talk to girls, probably -- you know, getting instruction from a guy who spends his whole day in front of a screen is not the way to go. send these people to italy for three hours, right? >> that's true. >> come back and they'll know something. >> in exchange dating program where they send to you places where men still talk to women. talk to women constantly. exactly. this should be taught by construction workers. >> and mick jagger. >> and mick jagger. >> oh, my god mick jagger as a construction worker. i need a moment. >> you know, kennedy. he said women have an issue with dating shorter men which i have never noticed. so, -- >> i don't like when women solely the name of other women by demanding that women are rich or a certain height before they meet them and before they determine whether or not they have anything in common or th thissal come me, as human beings, we are tactile, we like to feel things, fell things, we removed from this process, he is also in new york city. if you go to different parts of the country, people are still outside. people are swimming in rivers and people are snowboarding, and if those are the kind of people you want you have to put yourself in those situations and take yourself out of the city. matt is right about italy. in italy men will make love to you with their eyes and germany they stare at you, dudes stare at you. i don't know if you are a serial killer or you're super into me. now i want to see your schnitzel. there is something about the confidence of the approach that some men are missing and a lot of young women dress like [ null ] and that's sad to me, too. >> the first question you have to ask, do you have a -- >> i've asked that. >> i thought that would land harder. >> so did she. >> why do them if they are not funny. >> yeah, they are being -- about. >> tyrus, you are -- okay. >> i'm a conquerer. i'm not afraid to say it. i bet my dance card is full. >> how many kids do you got? >> i got -- for tax purposes i have four. and they are all different ethnicities, do you know what i'm saying, i was winning in all phases of the women game. >> was it a challenge for you in terms of now that we talk about safety and safe necessary, that when you would approach a woman and you're 6'8". >> listen, gutfeld. here is the problem, here is the problem. we don't need a class for men to learn how to be men. we have to go out and fail. you have to -- you don't need people coming to school and telling you it's -- at 7 what rainbow, whatever you want to be, you have to identify, you have to go out in the recess yard, get threatened and chased by girls. have you to fail. fail. then you go to the first dance and you are terrified and walk up to a girl, would you like to dance. and she is going to say no. and girlfriends are going to see her say no and laugh at you and it's going to hurt. it's going to hurt. and boys, your boys are going to be like dam and you are going to get through it and be fine. you are going to keep asking then get clever, hey, would you like to dance, she will say no. you look fat in your pants. what did you say to me? i didn't say nothing. now your boys are laughing. and she is not going to dance with you. she is going to back to her girls, do you know what she said. one of the girls are going to do this. then she comes asks you to dance. you have to he go out there, have you to be a hunter, you have to build it. >> and then eventually you can have babies from all over the world. >> what you just described is the reason we have sex bots. >> no. >> not to have to go through that. >> that's how you -- you need stripes, we gotta get stripes, we've got to failure is beautiful. because you build confidence because then when you get hit in the mouth, good, you have been hit before. >> do you know what is going to happen, once ai or robots become conscious then they are going to be able to reject you and imagine getting turned down by a robot. >> it already happens, your card was not accepted, sir, do you have another form of payment. >> all right. fair enough. up next, an old bag continues to nag. that was good. >> turn the page, lady, get on with your life. move on. >> hillary wants the reeducation camps to convene, all because she lost in 2016. hillary recently told cnn trump supporters need to undergo a formal deprogramming to get out of the cult. at the risk of turning into a stone, watch. >> so many of those extremists, those mag extremists, take their marching orders from trump because at some point, you know, maybe there needs to be a formal deprogramming of the cult members but something needs to happen. >> something needs to happen. i have to say it's weird, all right. control yourself, she is not really here. but it's weird to see hillary without annexo cyst present. usually when hillary speaks from the heart like this, people hold up a cross and splash her with holy water. just ask libya, they have slavery now, she did something no one could ever do, make them miss quadafi. after all she is a clinton. it's not like she kills people. just ask this guy. anyway. so, matt, it's like she doesn't learn. like you must -- what do you think about this? is this just like -- she is still bitter or she is just -- >> it's funny because they described her i remember when she gave the basket of deplorables conduct. everybody endorsed it. and today, i mean, she is either off her meds or -- the thing that worries me she paused like it was an off the cuff comment which means it's definitely rehearsed. and that term formal deprogramming, what do you think the chances are that that's add libbed, that has to be a term that is popping around in a memo somewhere in the dod or something like that. and that's what really scared me about that video. >> and when you hear about the targeting of people, fbi, that might be the next step in this -- in this process. >> absolutely. i mean that's part of what we were looking at in the twitter files was this algorithm targeting of different types of people. they are able to do that, we've been giving the government tools to detain, identify, isolate people since 9/11 and now they want to start opening up the railways to do this kind of thing. they have all the tools to do it. >> see, that was another thing that i ended up being wrong at, i was okay with that stuff after 9/11 then people were going, it could be used on you, i go it will never be used on me. i'm just a white guy. and then it was used on me. kennedy, i have a theory when nobody likes you, popular people always seem like they have a cult. it's like what does he have? it must be a cult. nobody likes me like that. >> it's like in hollywood, if you are a male with big box office numbers it's like gay slam i have always known -- >> that is true though. >> that's what people started saying about you when you shot to the top of the ratings. >> just because i live with my personal trainer hans. >> also a broadway under study. >> yes, yes. >> very soft hands. i have always known she was a vulnerable person, authoritarian with not a great regard for human live-in she spanked the slam to kim jong un memos with a video. this is a woman who is so deeply aroused by -- >> that is an actual political term. it's a political term. >> little mermaid? >> true. >> no, it's true. they both share the pursuit and same ideas. >> exactly right. and you know, her deep connection to that, thank god she was never president. yeah, it's true. >> tyrus, is this -- are you okay? >> whew. i'm never going to get that out of my head again. to see her watching kim jong un spanking the clam. you sure not an artist? you sure paint a picture. >> all i know i'm really hungry for seafood. is this another example of this hunting variable that we're seeing and now she is just saying it out loud going after people? >> no, this is why you never have anyone -- if anyone wants to write a book about you or do a movie about you, you never have them ask your ex-wife, like you lost, he is bitter, i heard the same thing. i heard concentration camps. i heard we are going to start arresting anyone that identifies with a maga person, which is half the country, we are going to have to reeducate them. how do you reeducate somebody? and that's the scary part. because they got january 6, and i think everybody involved in january 6 is in jail or is about to be in jail even if you thought about january 6th on january 7th, you got a ticket. so, with the exception of that, the marching orders that trump is handing out to maga is it be quiet? go to work, and vote? i mean is that -- what are they doing? they are not burning down minnesota. they are not forming groups and looting, like what are the maga doing exactly to where the -- we need to pay attention to them? i don't see it. i don't see the protests. they are not standing out outside of a supreme court justice house when it doesn't go their way. they are not invading different city council halls when things don't go their way. what are they doing exactly besides every time you speak going, man, i'm so glad i did not vote for her. who she should be mad at women who didn't vote for her, independents that didn't vote for her. and democrats that decided to stay home and vote for her. trying to paint this narrative that maga is doing this stuff. the closest was juicy smollett, we know how that turned out. >> walter. i want to you take her defense. is that possible? is. >> well, it is. i think all of you should be in camps. i love camp. >> see, i've been thinking, what can you do to avoid being picked up by the clinton gesteppo. unless you are at ryan reinard's house drinking latte through a mask you are probably in danger. because they don't want empty camps. and except format here who only votes for jill stein whether or not she is on the ballot, we're all -- we're all going to see each other there. let's make a fact now, if anybody doesn't check in after 48 hours we'll fly to the nevada desert and try to liberate each other, okay. >> that's a plan. >> i like that. >> i'm pretty lazy. >> the thing what this formal deprogramming is, does that mean they are wearing black tie when they clip the jumper cables to your scrotum? 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like we want to be sensitive, we want to be tolerable, we want to respect other people's bounder anywheres. but they are stretching the boundaries so far at some point it becomes a little unhealthy. i'm wondering if the way he is talking right now will be reflected by our president. i don't have a lot of faith in that, we are going to have to cancel the uk. >> good. it's about time. you know, walter i think he said it because england they have a bigger problem because boys and girls tend to look alike. do you notice that? mick jagger looks like an elderly upper east side woman. a lot of scars, wrinklely, a tiny dog. >> then there was eddie izzard. >> that is funny. >> i think this is a trap. if you go on his twitter account and you like this comment you're first to the camps. he can say whatever he wants over in england, over in america it's a little bit more dangerous, okay so, i think it's best for americans not to have beliefs about gender at all. i don't think it's good for us to have beliefs anymore. if someone tells you it's raining, you say i'll check with the white house and find out -- if that's true. yeah, i mean i try not to have beliefs and i recommend that others don't. >> yeah, you know, it's true though if there is no scientific truth you have a belief. you tipped me off on this yesterday. >> why is he so pro england? god save the queen because apparently -- >> or don't. >> because apparently over there you can speak your mind. so, that's wonderful. i want to go to camp because it looks like there is going to be the greatest people there. and chances are, they are going to have equity hires running the camp so we can leave whenever we want. >> don't forget the weight loss. easy weight loss. >> we are going to get chubby on elk and slow people trying to keep us in the camp. it is going to be great. but he said it and i was like finally someone comes out and said it. before the pandemic we were reasonably intelligent country. reasonably. we still had our issues. but then, you know, they said well covid killed so many people i think when you look to see how many brain cells it killed, because we're dumb now. no one knows what a woman is? it's ridiculous. if you say actually i do, you get sent away to camp. it's -- so, i think this is a big step. he is not saying it because he just walked out there to his point earlier about when hillary made comments that they weren't off the cuff. this wasn't off the cuff, they had a meeting, they said enough of this, somebody has to do something and let's finish it and have tea. they did it and hopefully -- because biden is not going to know what he is talking about anyways. hopefully somewhere, maybe on the republican side they'll start coming out and saying, i agree. it takes -- to get things back to whatever normal is in terms where you can speak your mind and believe in truth and science again, then america is a better place. right now when everything is just feelings it's complete -- it's chaos. >> they will send you to a camp, a theater camp. yes. matt, do you agree that maybe covid has something to do with this? kids and people were spending too much time on their own and came up with this? >> with the gender -- >> yeah, the gender identity craze. >> it's certainly some of it is certainly connected to being too online, spending too much time, you know, by yourself and, you know, reading things and wondering about your identity. yeah, i'm sure some of that is connected to that. i have a similar reaction to walter, this is a trap. i mean, after so many years of kind of modern disinformation age, you have gotten into the habit of reflexly scrolling past anything that is dangerous, you don't want people to know you are looking at it, that you liked it, that you clicked on it because you are going to be on a list somewhere if you do that and that's -- >> that's so funny, when you used to like something it's a little heart. i would like it because i wanted to do it on the show, would heart it, now i'm in trouble. you know. i won't say what i liked. because then i will get fired. okay. coming up, will get fired. okay. coming up, we are never stale answering viewer mail not so much here. if you have chronic kidney disease, farxiga can help you keep living life. ♪ farxiga ♪ and farxiga reduces the risk of kidney failure, which can lead to dialysis. farxiga can cause serious side effects including dehydration, urinary tract or genital yeast infections in women and men, and low blood sugar. ketoacidosis is a serious side effect that may lead to death. a rare life-threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur. stop taking farxiga and call your doctor right away if you have symptoms of this bacterial infection, an allergic reaction, or ketoacidosis. farxiga can help you keep living life. ask your doctor for farxiga for chronic kidney disease. if you can't afford your medication, astrazeneca may be able to help. ♪ farxiga ♪ [ applause ] >> the day you get your clearchoice dental implants makes every day a confident day... a never-hide-my-smile day... a life-of-the-party day... a take-on-the-world day... a believe-in-myself day... a flash-my-new-teeth day. because your clearchoice day is the day you get your confidence back for good. a clearchoice day changes every day. schedule a free consultation. >> we, you're watching mailing it in. >> yeah, mailing it in, we meet later in the ally for mimosas. first question from summons, what is something you used to believe when you were younger that you no longer believe now? that's a great question, actually. walter. >> that women like you to make them feel safe. then i watched happy days and saw how fonzi did it and that wasn't it. >> fonzi was the biggest thing when i was growing up. now you look at him now and you can't believe it. he is selling insurance or something. you know. little sad little fonzi. all right. matt. >> democrats are the party of civil liberties, i don't know. >> isn't that weird -- everything is flipped. it's true, it's weird, if someone side goes one way the other side has to go the other. kennedy. >> i believe that aliens really wanted to abduct me. i don't believe it anymore. no. >> does that make you feel sad? >> no, i realize that no one is really special. we all think they want to target me. no i think they might have had a quick poke, hey, boring. >> i wouldn't fit in the ship so i wouldn't get -- just hear me banging on the thing. let him go. it blew my mind when i found out i wasn't delivered by a stock. that to me was like wait a minute, we come from where? my mom was like 5'3" on a good day. i came from this. i'm so sorry. >> to this day i can remember asking buy mom where i came from, she gave me a clinical description, i was absolutely scarred. >> yes. >> anyway. >> over worked nurse decides to set you down to tell you real quick. 8 seconds i was like -- >> i always believed i was going to get arrested, i watched too many cop shows. you know, i watched dragnet, adam 12. just assumed i would be arrested. >> have you ever been arrested. >> let's move on. >> yes. >> this is fun. you're making a buddy movie, who's your buddy and what's the movie genre? kennedy. >> it's probably kat and i somehow am either inebriated and incapacitated and she has to drive my car, she can't drive. we end up driving to hawaii. >> tyrus. >> driving miss hillary. the horror movie. >> matt. >> i mean, it ha it has to be walter, we have to do one. who is going to be driving? is. >> i'm booked, i have hillary. >> walter. >> i would say it would be a broadway musical comedy about life in paris. between the wars. it would be with you. >> wonderful. >> we'd go skipping down the street under the trees. drinking pernot. staying up all night talking about our feelings. >> you're still going to camp. he is trying to get out of camp. >> yes, yes. >> by the way, rob reiner is my friend and funniest man alive. >> he works for the cia, doesn't he? 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>> yeah, she is a police officer. good for her. let her do it. he's mad he got arrested. this goes back to the ai thing earlier. just because you pay for it, guys, doesn't mean she loves you. now all of our subscriptions -- because this guy wants to out her, now we have to wait, i don't get my subscription back, thanks a lot, bro, thank as lot. they don't get paid, they don't respected, because it's fan only, they are not all -- you know, i'm sure it's like driving tips and cooking tips and healthy ways to be a better person. you know, but whatever it is, she is doing it off duty, leave her alone. >> she is defrocking the police. >> i'm absolutely fine with it. if she has a side hustle and making people happy, i don't see how it interferes with her job, we have to decide what sort of society we are are. we are at a crossroads, yes, there are people who do sex work but able to do good work be their day jobs, leave them alone or be a bunch of pearl clutching pursueds, what about the children? and it's like people are paying to view her content, it's not like she is out there, stop and frisk. >> i gotta say. >> but he wanted that. >> yes he did. >> he got the reality, she did her job well. >> that was an amazing impression of rfk junior. >> i thought it was catherine hepburn. >> i only thought that was funny. i'm the only one. walter, do you ever go on only fans? i have never gone on only fans, i barely understand it. >> no, i don't go on only fans. but what i like about this is that the traditional way of getting out of speeding tickets of course, is to give the officer oral sex. >> oh, really? >> and that's been difficult for me. in the past. but in this case i think it would be easy and i look forward to it. >> thank you, walter. you know, matt, so she is under investigation by the department. but the mayor says it's not a problem. i mean, she didn't break any policy. right? >> i mean, it's slightly weird when a police officer is also a sex worker. but maybe i'm old fashioned, i don't know. but my first thought about this, it's going to be an epidemic of dudes going to minnesota and speed on purpose. hoping to get pulled over. >> yes. >> right, yeah. >> yeah. well, i don't know. she offers customized videos. >> yay. >> yay. i don't know. he had been following her for months and it took ten minutes before he figured it out. >> ten minutes? 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