>> greg: it is trends wednesday. less about trends than the last of confidence. we are seeing more example of people using the banner of trends to do bad things. who can forget kayla lemieux? the two biggest glue guns you have ever seen. [laughter] i was so preoccupied with her story i forgot i only fish. [laughter] all right. ♪ ♪ anyway, the teacher demanded that the school complied with her identity choices. so standards were dropped. meanwhile, in prisons, violent male felons would identify as women to get into women's jails. basic rules about rapists being that among women were somehow ignored. in sports, men were saying they were women and the doors swung open like a pair of untucked balls. [laughter] thank you. and now we have a new example, trans power lifter just set a canadian women's national record at the canadian powerlifting 2023 western canadian championship in manitoba. yeah, watch anne porter the man in manitoba. -- put the man in manitoba. [cheers and applause] >> greg: wow. she is definitely all woman. i mean, check out the pink so socks. c, in the world of gender ideology and gender politics, sadly embracing the most shallow of stereotypes is to be admired. andre has lifted over 200 pounds. or maybe it is 200 kilograms. i don't know because i live in a first world country. but that is girl power made possible by a man. andres was thrilled, writing, i got two unofficial world master records. i don't care about records. b -- i care about being there with my friend. so i don't care about the record, she says. but then mentions she got every masters record and two unofficial master records. but hey, it is just gals being gals. i bet they loved her. still evoked those evil transphobes don't think trans women should compete against actual women. riley gaines still results swimming against a competitor with a built-in rotor, sums it up. >> andres' record is a mediocre lift because the canadian powerlifting union is discriminating against female athletes. >> greg: as riley reminded us, andres once marked -- marked how women benchpress. >> standard bench and powerlifting competition for women, don't understand why it isn't so bad. >> greg: even as a chick, you can't stop mansplaining. [laughter] so andres is just a troll or mentally ill? who knows? it could be both. sadly, the real women are too scared to speak up because they know they will be demonize. as one female lifter notes, a lot of women drop out rather than compete with andres. i think we have a picture of one of those female lifters. [laughter] but that is what this is all about. the new misogyny. just say you are a woman and you can humiliate other women in public and without getting canceled. you can boss them around, steal their thunder, mansplaining away and get away with it. if i stole a bunch of women's trophies and took my pants -- off my pants in their locker room, i'm pretty sure i would be in jail. if i said i was a woman, i could disrobe next to your daughter and you can't do [bleep]. hell, the schools won't even tell you. but it is not about identity at all. no one cares about trans or nonbinary. identified as a coach for all i care. it is about power. people love power and attention and if they see a shortcut, they will take it. they will use identity to get past orders -- obstacles that should have kept them out. it is in powerlifting, nuclear power, political power, and even military power. meet sarah ashtyn, an american trans women. she enlisted in ukraine's armed forces and now they have made her a spokesperson for their military. here's some of her best work. >> if you look at putin's mouth it you will notice that blood drips from it. he is a vampire carrying out genocide against both ukrainians and russians alike. vladimir putin base in the blood of innocent children and enjoys it and this is why he is the dictator of the russian federation. he must be deposed. but i don't care how you feel about putin. but that is [bleep] nuts. [laughter] maybe this is what the crazy lady on the plane saw in the back. >> i feel bad for her. >> i wish putin was a vampire. we could send steaks instead of all of our missiles. here is what she said about russians. >> you know the difference between us and them? besides fighting under this flag and for freedom on behalf of the people of ukraine while the russians are fighting for tyranny and dictatorship? it is pretty simple. we are human. and those guys most definitely are not. >> greg: i don't know if you know the history of these countries but a lot of ukrainians and russians are related. ukraine was not russia. do you think having that be the face of our ally is a good thing? you think that mattered? probably did not. like all the other examples, did they just suspend any criteria for competence when hiring her because she was a historic first? diversity was supposed to open doors that were previously locked for minorities. but now identity politics is pushing lunatics into government positions. we allotted these days about toxic masculinity yet somehow this toxic masculinity just disappears the moment a boy says he is a girl. even if that boy or man is completely wacko. against to the left, the solution for masculinity is pink socks and some make up. and it is the real women who have to pick up with these boobs. with us tonight. 's guests, she is known by one name only like share, madonna can and c. kennedy! [cheers and applause] his shows, may cause dementia as audiences forget how to laugh. writer and comedian joe devito! [applause] her book tour is selling like hot cakes. meaning mostly to chubby guys. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] why are so many people attracted to the tyrus? gravity. [laughter] my massive sidekick and the nwa world heavyweight champion, tyrus! all right. before the show started, we did our preshow prayer in the green room. tyrus, we were talking about this. and i thought you had a very good point to make. of what is to come to you first about powerlifting. >> tyrus: oh. you know, sometimes i just want to identify as a chimpanzee so i can rip people's face off. [laughter] just to attack everything. >> greg: that is not what you said in the green room. [laughter] >> tyrus: i listen to him say he does not understand what is wrong with women's bench press. you don't have mammary glands, meronk. you are designed for something else. it is not their fault. actually, they are pretty strong considering muscle density. their bench press is actually better than ours, but what ends up happening is no women are coming to save other women. so who are the feminists going to have to be? they will have to be as. i will have to change my nationality and get a citizenship in canada, something i did not want to do in my entire life, grow my hair out, hopefully kat can get me some makeup tips and i can shatter this dude' is lifting stone and then retire. knocking this monster off and let women get back. it is already a small group. it is a very small group. and they can take some of the chemicals that men take. if a woman takes testosterone, it can mess up everything in their body, the hair, so it is really sad and terrible. but it is going to take a man to come in and knock him off because this is ridiculous. i mean, and it is about mean men who can't compete with other men taking it out on women. your point this is a great because you just decided, in what, want to box but i'm not going to be able to box meant so i'm going to the box women. in your weight class, you will knock you -- them all out. it does not make you a hero. you are an abusive man wearing a wig. that is what this is. determine exactly. yeah. [applause] >> greg: i had dreams of boxing women. that is after i saw the movie "seven." >> tyrus: i actually like that one. >> greg: thank you. kennedy. >> kennedy: hi. >> greg: i saw that ukrainian spokesperson for the first time yesterday. i thought it was totally made up. i cannot believe it. so, even in wikipedia, it is all about being is historic first and do you go like, this person is insane. >> kennedy: you know what i thought? i was like, oh, my gosh, that this is great. the alex g show is coming back. that -- it is not really help the site of freedom necessarily. it might be a little more of a distraction. when they were whiteboarding that and spitballing it, i think they needed a little more time in the conference room before they presented it to the client. >> greg: music this is their way of getting that person away -- >> kennedy: from the united states. determine if we put her in front of a screen, she will be less trouble. >> kennedy: maybe. that be it. i don't blame the people who really suffer from gender dysphoria. and that is a very real thing for a very small fraction of society. and i worry that those people are going to be demonized, i do blame are these governing bodies in sports and the fact that they are allowing this to happen. and they are pretending that something that is very subjective is actually objective and you can objectively, you know, through a whim, change how your body is made up and that is not the case and if the other women who are competing against these males who have gone to puberty, if they cannot take performance-enhancing drugs, then the sports have to be disbanded because it is a completely dishonest enterprise. >> greg: yeah. you know, joe, you actually are a power lifter. i know our viewers don't believe that. but have you ever considered -- >> joe: laughing. >> tyrus: he is good. ravens have you considered changing your pronoun and going up against the ladies? >> joe: when i competed, they had a separate gender. it was called "less than a man." but i did use to compete. tyrus mentioned it is the physiological differences between men and women. they should have had -- point you did the bench press. just touch those giant plastic gloves and be out of them. all real. this showed his -- shows you this person does not believe the fraud they are trying to perpetrate. andres has bragged about winning the masters division. you can compete in that if you are 15 years old. why is it that biology of age is okay to accept that? you can't just come in and say whatever age you want. for your gender, it is not acceptable. and if you look at the masters men total, it is 400 pounds more than what she totaled. men are stronger. it is so we niklas beck you can come and decide, i can't decide to be in the paralympics because i feel like my leg feels off. i can't be in the little leagues game. i can't -- you can't just decide. i can't go to most southwestern and say children eat free. i'm someone's child. can i eat free? they told me i have to pay and i showed them my aarp card and they told me to get out of there. they are living in an imaginary world. and what i really don't like, if she wanted to just compete, it is the amount of weight you live. you can compete against the number you did last time. this is not about that. this is about beating women. it is are taking a things away from women. if you are going to do that, why have gender and sex segregated sports? >> greg: she is a -- an american in ukraine. >> i am, too. from i'm wondering if this is another prank -- >> greg: i'm wondering if this is another prank on me. >> kat: i don't feel like she is qualified for the job. not because she is trans, but i feel like qualification for spokesperson, one of them is you should speak like a person. and going on and on about bathing in the blood of kids. that is not the way people that are no talk and i feel like anybody who is actually sitting and watching this is going to have the exact same reaction as we did. it is so ridiculous. you have to laugh at it except for maybe because kids who work at hot topic. they will be like blood was dripping from putin's mouth? he sounds hot. >> greg: i feel like this is a joke. >> tyrus: this is going to inspire, if i was a young man in russia right now or a young man in ukraine or i was in the middle east, this would be what i would play and wants. this is what they are trying to do to you. that is -- we are a laughing -- >> greg: this is the best thing for putin. >> tyrus: now he is a hero. >> greg: all right. let's move on, shall we? up next, walking doom loop. streets paved with poop. that is true. 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[cheers and applause] >> greg: welcome back. san francisco's squalor price for their tourism dollars. guided walking tour of the decayed drug infested downtown is reportedly selling out as visitors clamor to see the greatness of close. how crappy the city has become, the doom loop walking tour. the tour promises customers an immersive view of the city's west homeless encampments for just 30 bucks. the best part, everyone who buys a ticket gets a used hypodermic needle absolutely free. you just have to remove it from your foot. you will get ten dollars off your next hepatitis vaccine. the guide promotes it this way." discover the policy choices that made this the innovative leader of housing crisis, the mental health crisis and unrepented crime crisis sneakers advised. it is the only walking tour that when you are done, you have to burn your shoes. the city is about to lose another luxury department store. gums -- i love comes -- took out a full page ad warning that dire conditions could force them to close after being 166 years in business. well, speaking of being 166 years in business -- [laughter] so crime is so bad in downtown frisco that workers in the nancy pelosi bolero building were told to work from home indefinitely. locals say the surrounding area has become infamous for open-air drug dealing on the upside. it is the only part of bidenomics that seems to be working. but yet, it is called the nancy pelosi federal building. you can easily spot it. it is the one building that always has work being done. [laughter] >> tyrus: that was pretty good. >> greg: kennedy, this is like the night of stories. i don't believe it is true. but it is true. there is a tour of san francisco's worst parts. would you sign up for it? you know what it is? it is like journalism. but the newspapers are not doing it, so you hire a tour guide. what are they called? people that shout? town crier. >> kennedy: i heard carnival barkers. i like that one. so this is what everyone wants. everyone wants to live within a cultural story. and you know, since a lot of people can't go on vacation to hawaii right now, it is a lot cheaper to go to san francisco. it is one of the few major cities in the country where you can get a five star hotel for like $200 a night and if you stay inside the hotel and just have room service, you will have a lovely time. but if you go out, at least you will get the sense with this tour guide that you are kind of safe because you are only going to worst part of the -- parts of the city for a moment in a time. you don't have to wonder around -- wander around and worry about getting mugged or shot or carjacked. >> greg: wouldn't it be great if they offered that as options? >> kennedy: yes. and make that your instagram story. people absolutely thousand% would do it -- 1000% would do it. >> greg: and then he hops into a car and drives off. that is what i would do, joe. make money out of other people's misery. why not? >> joe: san francisco, it is one of the rare dumpster fires where you can actually see a dumpster on fire. how much you want to bet about five minutes in this walk, it becomes a running tour? [laughter] i feel bad for the work is at the nancy pelosi building because on the way to work they have to step over all those syringes and once they get in there, they stepped over the needles from her botox. [laughter] >> greg: poor lady. the people you make fun of. >> god rest her soul. >> greg: yes, god rest her soul. kat sounds like something you would like to hang out in. lets go by the doom loop. >> kat: i am the doom loop. i think it is hard to believe, too that he is going to start a business in san francisco. but it is sold out. it is actually sold out and he is giving the money to organizations -- an organization that does not work toward denigrating the community or something like that. >> greg: that is the "gutfeld!" association. >> kat: i know that is what you call it. i think it is funny that they are working from home because of the crime. but i don't see them being like, maybe we should do something about this. is in it the government's job? and we are supposed to be working on? i know we can get better at this. let's move further away from it and never look at it. >> greg: you know, just for the time being, the police will be working from home. have you called 911? well, i am at home right now. >> kat: they have decided the best way is to never go there. you put your mother on zoom. >> greg: all right, harris, who is to blame? >> tyrus: everybody in san francisco who got i like that. it will be great when you have a zoom. cut it out. don't make me get off this co couch. i can't. you divided me. click. i think there is potential here, greg when you look at this. you always wanted to do things right. i usually don't like to do join ventures. but i'm willing to. let's get a yellow school bus and we will start loading up these first world kids and we will take them on a field trip. we drop them off. it is tough love. you leave the kids there for about 15 minutes. drive around and when we come back, they will listen to their parents like they have never listened before. those who survive will be better. those who are kidnapped, well, it is hard. but yeah, i think it is great that he is trying to make money off of it. again, until he gets kidnapped. >> greg: yeah. >> tyrus: 50 cent said it about l.a., it is over. california used to be a beautiful place. anybody who has the ability to leave is going to leave. businesses are out. you try to figure out, what is the end game? what are they going to do? >> greg: my only feeling is cities on the coast have an advantage because people love water. but what about the cities that are not? >> tyrus: not run water from the crazy people. >> kat: if you are talking about bakersfield, they want to succeed. they want to cut california in two and leave the coast on one side and the rest of the state that is actually productive on the other so they don't have to pay for their mistakes. >> greg: that is the reality. >> tyrus: san francisco was once like paris. now people just come to see homeless people -- [laughter] >> greg: by the way, i prefer that over the eiffel tower. >> tyrus: oh, honey, look, he is going. >> kat: you will start a competing -- [overlapping speakers] >> greg: he does a doom loop. i'm going to be the doom poop or the poop loop. the poop loop. >> kat: that is the happiest i have ever seen you. >> tyrus: it is trans tuesday. >> greg: i went too far. hopped over. yeah. up next, did obama tell his ex [indistinct] gay sex. blocks heartburn for a full 24 hours. for one and done heartburn relief, prilosec otc. one pill a day, 24 hours, zero heartburn. pano ai chooses t-mobile for business for 5g solutions... ...because t-mobile helps pano ai innovate, so they can stop the spread of wildfires. now's the time to see what america's largest 5g network can do for your business. let me be direct... you're watching football wrong! what do you call a guy in face paint that can't get the game? ...a clown! sorry, what app was it again? no, no. just give me a second... amateurs. ohhh! sorry everybody. directv sports central gives you access to every game... ...so you never have to compromise on gameday. ...was that necessary? i was just illustrating a point. oh. get in the redzone with sports pack. call 1-800-directv (vo) ninety-two percent of students in high-needs schools can't afford essential school supplies. subaru and our retailers are there to help by giving millions of dollars in funding along with school supplies students need. we call it “the subaru love promise” and we are proud to be the largest corporate supporter of adoptaclassroom.org. it's just one of the reasons forbes ranked subaru the number one automotive brand for social impact. subaru. more than a car company. 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[laughter] [applause] i can relate because i was in a relationship. i tried to leave the right way. it was not going to happen. >> just say, i'm a gay. >> tyrus: i'm not as civilized as i am now. i had different theories of that lifestyle back then. so i was going to say it so she would leave and i was like, i'm -- i'm a -- i was going to tried to work this out a little longer. [laughter] i cannot say it. it has to be really bad because if he says that, a woman typically will overtake it is death. you think of man and he was a -- i can't be with you anymore. i can't help it. >> greg: and it is not her fault. >> tyrus: and it is not his fault. it is the best way to get out of it. from it is lady gaga's fault. >> tyrus: be like, we can be friends. >> greg: we will go shopping. >> tyrus: at some point. or when kennedy, there was no comment yet from the former first lady. insiders say michelle told barack, from now on, he can open his own jars. [laughter] >> kennedy: okay. i'm going to have to disagree with paris. i think this young woman was like, i can't sleep with you because you are just too straight. like, guys that i sleep with, they have to be, like, somewhat androgynous and have to know that they are open enough to sleep with other guys. he was like, in the imagi imagination -- and then added -- i did a little digging. i'm america's sweethearts and one of her most revered journalists. the imagination is actually the name of a gay bar in glendale. [laughter] thank you. >> tyrus: i played baseball in glendale. >> greg: imagination. >> kennedy: men and their imagination. >> greg: the back of the imagination break room. >> tyrus: something that young dumb dudes would do to get out or get in. i might be. i'm confused. can you help me figure it out? >> greg: you know, joe, i imagine things got uncomfortable around the obama dinner table when this happened but not because of the letter. because they were eating a dog. [laughter] >> joe: what the hell is wrong with you? >> greg: you should have heard the other joke. >> joe: i would say if you are imagining having sex with men daily, probably not something you would send in a letter to your girlfriend. i can't judge him too harshly because many times i have imagined having sex with the actor jim daly. that is just a personal issue for myself. >> thanks for sharing. >> joe: i was told that reference would be too old. current but it is true. obama loves men -- >> greg: but it is true. obama loves men [indistinct]. you become a public figure and this happened. but it is weird. exactly. i don't have anything of importance in the last six months. i throw my tax returns into the straight. >> tyrus: she was scorned for a long time to hold onto that letter. one day. [laughter] famic she could have been married to the first african-american gay president. all right. coming up, a cop and a cruiser takes out a gun wielding loser. 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[laughter] you know, what you just saw was a police suv sideswiped a woman who was leaving a gun -- waving a gun around. she was arrested and taken to the hospital with minor injuries. kennedy, that was pretty palsy. he could have ruined his career. >> kennedy: if he killed her and his chief said that because she was exhibiting deadly force, she had -- but you can only assume is a loaded weapon, with our own, pointing it at her head, deadly force was appropriate. but this police officer was such a skilled driver that he hit her exactly how he wanted to do, and knock her down. did not severely injured her and to other clubs, arrest in, put her down, cuffed her, took the gun away from her and by the way, these are the kind of police that i do not want to defund. >> greg: these are good cops. i wonder, though, kat. >> kat: thank you. [applause] >> greg: they are a plotting my question and i haven't eaten -- even asked yet. wouldn't it be great if you could do that all the time? your kids leaving for school and you hop in the car, you knock them over. [laughter] >> kat: yeah. actually, the first thing that i thought of when i saw this video was man, that cop must be so good at parallel parking. >> greg: yeah. [laughter] >> kat: because i cannot do this. so that is amazing. you know what? i got it. i know how to gently graze against a person to get them to fall over. that is impressive. >> greg: it is like when you try to get somebody to leave at a party. you know? you put your head on their back and you are trying to move them towards the door. >> tyrus: i have never had a problem doing that, greg. >> greg: you know what is funny? i bet we are the only network showing this video because it is suing cox in a positive light. if he actually heard her, this would be on a loop on cnn. >> tyrus: he saved her life. >> greg: yeah. >> tyrus: and he saved the lives of quite possibly the dumbest group of people ever. you are feeling -- i don't get this. you are filling a person wielding a gun in an intersection in a car. you are like, yo, this is crazy. [laughter] as soon as she got on the street, everyone was like, what happened? don't worry. don't look back. runaway. because you got the shot. she put the gun right at you. this is crazy. this is why sometimes i'm like, there's reasons why we do is it. people like this. >> kat: i just noticed something in the background. look at the right aid sign. it says wear a mask, save lives. [laughter] >> that is great. i don't think that would have helped out. >> tyrus: bizarro world. they have to make decisions like that because the people don't -- they are going to miss the shot. now he had to make the decision because she had at least 20 people to shoot. >> kat: that is also why larry kudlow is an american hero. >> greg: is he really american? let's get the producers to look into that. you know, joe, it is true. if you ever put a gun to your head, i won't do that. >> joe: thank you. i appreciate that. i know it is your personal choice. >> greg: and why should i interfere on that? >> joe: this is an amazing video. and i performed in belmont, cllongisland. >> greg: she saw your act. [laughter] >> joe: what is crazy -- >> greg: probably had a better joke and i ruined it. >> joe: there's so many times where people who don't know anything about guns and say, don't they just shoot the gun out of their hand? this cop did it with a car. that is incredible. i will say, this woman, i think we are forgetting, she looks like she is kind of high. -- hot. >> greg: you are lonely. >> joe: same thing about the woman on the airplane. it is because they have not found the right guy yet. [laughter] that is what the problem is h here. >> greg: it could be that weightlifter. >> tyrus: after this igors, seen and will have a town hall. cars are dangerous. you never know when a car is going to go off. we got to stop cars on our streets. >> greg: you will see this video once or twice on fox. but if it were a cop that had done something bad, you would see it a thousand times a week. and there will be looting and writing it -- it is because no one in the media wants you to see this. you will hate woke professors for saying a kid can be a minotaur. feel the power of contrast therapy. ♪ so you can rise from pain. icy hot. you can't leave without cuddles. but, you also can't leave covered in hair. with bounce pet, you can cuddle and brush that hair off. bounce. it's the sheet. >> announcer: a story in five words. >> greg: five words. now kids can be mentors. you know, joe, a psychologist at san fran gender development center -- >> joe: my alma mater. >> greg: claiming that kids can identify as a minotaur. not the monster but one of gender on top and another on the bottom. >> joe: good they clarified that. >> greg: so it is even less crazy. >> joe: first of all, i don't like to use the minotaur. i don't understand why these mythical beasts, it is always the animal with the more prisonlike body. it was -- it would be hilarious if it was a bull's body with doors like a mermaid should be a fish head on a woman's body. then you would find out what true love is. >> greg: she would end up on "the view." >> joe: because they are, i don't know. >> greg: kat, she believes in the idea of gender by season. you can be a school year girl, a summer boy. >> kat: that is kind of what i do. i think the minotaur thing is getting so much attention. she said a picked up world in my office and said, you see, i'm a previous. and a boy in the front and i'm a girl in the back. i just do not know enough about cars to understand. [laughter] >> greg: she is making all this stuff up. >> kat: is there something about a previous. >> tyrus: luggage. >> kat: i would hate to think that there is a kid out there who knows more about cars than i do. >> joe: he is a mullet. >> greg: this person is an idiot. she does not even know the right words. >> tyrus: first of all, moron, it means you want to eat children. god gave a white bull to the king to sacrifice. he did not do it because it was a white bull. he did not know that god t was black and then they had a baby and apparently the baby had to eat other babies. it a people. what exactly do you want them to mimic? little horns on their head? stupid people. the professor does not mean plea anymore. they are dumbass people. >> greg: it is true. these are people that get paid for these ideas, kennedy. >> kennedy: a supreme court justice famously could not identify who a woman was during her supreme court nomination hearing. i actually need that riddle up to my daughter's second grade classmate who taught me what a woman was and i will take this with me to the grave. milk lemonade, around the co corner, fudge is made. that is all i need to know. 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