S p1 yes yes yes. Yes. You, you. All right, you as well, Parking Lot after. Happy monday everybody. President biden participated as you know in a 22 minute with george stephanopoulos. But sadly, when joe heard it was stephanopoulos he assumed it was this fellow. Snuffle. In a recent interview Dr Anthony Fauci says he has quote, No Doubt that Joe Biden is capable of serving as president. He says if biden was really old and weak he would have had him killed with covid. True. According to a Report Biden Staff prepares notecards for an event with large print and photos including instructions for finding a podium. How big were these notecards . Here is one of them. Anyway, some democrats have suggested holding a celebrity led primary. This is to replace biden featuring weekly forums hosted by big names like oprah, and taylor swift. Meanwhile, biden suggested a few others such as elvis presley, betty white, and bob hope. They are all dead. Several democrats in congress are calling for biden
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Okay tomorrow is July 4th and President Biden is already celebrating. And Dc Politicians are enjoying barbecues many roasting hot dogs in jerry nadlers pants. With the fourth upon us its time for than nathans hot dog eating contest. Thankfully they have a good replacement for joey chestnut. After bidens disastrous debate the First Lady was on the Vote Biden had his own postdebate photo shoot. Biden is having a pretaped interview with George Stephanopoulos so weak and stupid that joe will go easy on him. Shorter than me. Many democrats hoping biden will be replaced with youngblood in the race prompting 1 tendered to get a transfusion from local orphans. Bad news for Gavin Newsom recently it surfaced he dated 19yearold at 31 had an affair with a Campaign Staffer or as Hunter Biden calls it amateur hour. Right now democrats seem more confused than ill Han Omar on their wedding night. The democrats trying to figure out what just happened. The 40 of america who are on the left apparently be
[laughter] i have some bruises. A little too far to the left. Clumsy people should stick to dancing on the floor. You be quiet, i am trying to do a monologue. It s been really hard to gauge the vice president s performance during the afghanistan fiasco, mainly because she has been harder to find that a nonbinary taliban leader, which basically means he sleeps with both women and goats. It is almost like she was abducted by aliens, not the ones pouring across our southern border. Honestly, i am starting to miss her. Her gravitas, her sincerity, her compassion toward looters and arsonists. But also, i really miss her soothing laugh. [laughter] be honest, i am going to cackle withdrawal. But i have been making do with this. [cackling] come, my cohort in crime! greg: we would have more luck finding cesar romero at a laundromat in queens than finding kamala anywhere. Guess that means it s time for. In search of kamala harris. With your hosts, sarah jessica parker. Greg: that was a mistake.
Was desperately seeking would have been illegal if this case happened in texas today. A woman found out she was eight weeks pregnant. She fried to find an appointment with the goal of getting an abortion. She thought about the possibility of going out of state but couldn t afford it. The cost of an instate abortion was multiple paychecks. She did get an appointment just hours before midnight last night. When the new draconian abortion law went into effect in texas after our fever dream of a supreme court declined to take action. The law bans abortions after six weeks before most people even though they are pregnant. There are zero exceptions for rape or incest. Take that in for a moment. Those victims have no way out. Think about that. Think about that 13yearold girl raped by her grandfather or if if one finds herself in an abusive relationship or unable to financially care for a child. Texas says, too bad. Forced birth is now the law of the land. There s no exception even if a pregnan