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"nonessential employees. it is either for covid or so law enforcement could have a break. meeting the only people at cnn or people that are necessary to create their products. we visited their offices to see who is loved. left ♪ ♪ >> greg: yeah. the place was empty or than joy behar it's bookshelves. that's not the only news at cnn besides their usual arrests. here is a delightful picture of what appeared to be a mentally deranged, unstable freak celebrating an act of arson. that is jim acosta standing with a group of cnn employees who thankfully aren't sex traffickers. they are all unmasked, which is weird. you would think after the month they had, they would all be wearing masks to hide their embarrassed faces. but what is he holding? yes, a picture of the box christmas tree surrounded by pictures of fox tv personalities per that's kind of creepy. even for acosta, that guy makes dracula seamless dead inside. let's take a closer look at it, shall we? it is hard to parse what in the case does, but what could it mean? anything. he could be mocking the fact that the fox tree was torched in a disgusting act of arson. that would make the most sense. given that cnn has a pension for not only making light of crime, but making crime itself. >> crime is rising. >> it is so bad. defendant employees. if you watch a certain state tv and you listen to conservative media, he would think that the entire cities are just enthralled in fights and fires and whatever. we went out for a great dinner in new york city tonight. people actually walked up to us and said thank you -- i watch you every night. >> greg: gets me every time. it is a classic. a classic reminder of how wrong these chuckle bucket bozos are on everything that matters. and even the remaining anchors still have whiplash from looking the other way from people's misery. it is a pattern. it doesn't happen might harm them but harms you they laugh because laughing it horrible realities as a way of coping. for cnn and kamala harris, it is their version of a smoke bomb. so now that network is the face of crime instead of covering it, they now cover for it. the upside, at least we know where all these people are at any given time. the only reason why i am glad don lemon is on the air is to know when it is safe to go outside. the guys more hands the thin big ben. who knew once the most trusted name in news is now a sanctuary city for sad sacks. check out this screen grab. how cute is this. have read that lower third. implodes under the weight of sex crimes and firings, they desperately try the lookover a fox news ploy is when is here with the general of gelato, brined stilton. you can't even fool democrats anymore. when you are now the hood ornament of media fatigue and self humiliation, this is the only ploy. but look at fox. their entire network is, but to look at fox. and it is working out, for us. like brian himself, our ratings are massive. on any given night, this show has four, yeah, four times the beauty of mike viewing audience of don lemon. i will take it. why not? now i know that is like saying i am four times better looking than the elephant man. or four times a better shot than alec baldwin. but you would think they would learn at this point. it is like their audience got cnn covid, killing their ratings dead. >> good evening. i am not a doctor, nor do i play one on tv, but on behalf of the medical establishment, we would like to congratulate cnn unsuccessfully vaccinating yourself against high ratings. i'm nursing viewer numbers is low. now, will you need a booster eventually? perhaps by giving the show to some previously unknown, even less talented cuomo variant, only time will tell. but until then, anyone know what this thing does? >> greg: so as they become the spokes network for mayhem, they send the remaining sensible viewers to us. but like wandering into a cinnabon store stone, it is to like the like late to look back. this meant to your letting when defendant's brother as he harassed thousands of elderly people to their death. his brother killed more old people than air horns. joking about his brother's big nose the giant q-tip should have tipped off cnn's -- that this was in journalism here that after much outside pressure, they fired him come pretending they were disgusted by the behavior all along. i guess that is why they let him do it for a really long time. they lied about january 6th and why not. they lie about the other 364 days a year. they lied about border agents whipping haitians. they lied about so many things that were worse than watergate and worst on the civil war. yet, worse than the civil war which ended slavery. it seen and thought it was bad. go figure. they must have hated how world war ii ended too. they claim defunding the cops didn't exist when it did. they claim to one could prove critical race theory existed and when people easily predicted, they called a racist. they called you a terrorist but they ever use that for january 6th. in the old days, meet he their peers writes to say something that disagreed with, but now cnn claims freedom of the press no longer applies to anything outside their building. they also felt this desire to punish anyone tangentially related -- because that would be ideological separatism, punishment included. and that allows them to be blind how stupid the contest is. yet fox news, trumpeters, police, anyone that their question mask mandates. they became a mouthpiece for enforced conformity. and to cancel you for me. they ignored mobs destroying cities while trumpeting funny hate crimes. they be happy if we were all on terror watch list. but there is a bright side. if cnn is too busy focusing all their energies on fox, at least maybe the kids are safe. frankly, brother have their hands on a picture of the tree than inside of -- inside of hiding and one with a pair of binoculars next to a middle school. so that is the silver lining to cnn's really [bleep] year. just don't stand next to the anchors on new year's eve when they start looking for someone to kiss. you don't know where that mouth has been. let's welcome and tonight's guests. he's the perfect way to start your day before it's ruined by kilmeade. "fox and friends first" co-host, todd piro. his shows have more empty seats than a laxative conference. comedian, joe mackie. i don't know what that means. she's already smoked all our mistletoe. fox news contributor, kat timpf. trees decorate him at rockefeller center. my massive sidekick and the n-w-a's world television champion, tyrus. joe, how are you doing? >> i had a bad show at the laxative conference, but that is why the people weren't there. >> greg: i'm sorry about that. but it was still a gig at. >> it was good to be working. i will tell you what. i have to defend brian stelter a little bit. it is hard for brian stelter to report on cnn because he works for cnn. i wouldn't go to brian stelter for information on cnn, i would go to court reporters were eyewitness testimony. i just think he is in a tough space because when you have a job it's a compromise. brian stelter has a brian stelter to feed, and i have a defeat, so i know it is tough. you have to make sure you make your boss happy. >> greg: that is true. and i haven't heard you do any criticisms of the show. so far, so good. >> it's pretty good. >> greg: looks like joe is going to eat again tonight. but some food in that belly. what a delicious belly you have. >> a boy, it is a bowl full of jelly. >> greg: todd, what do you think of acosta's tweets? i don't find it particularly offensive. i feel like a dispatch. >> it is totally creepy and not funny. this is that guy's whole shtick. but correct me if i'm wrong, it was noted philosopher plato that once said they hate us because they ain't us up and i think that is a perfect example of what we were talking about. >> greg: it was dana plato. >> but to go on and on stelter the thing i love so much about that, that whole thesis that was in that bad week for fox, was really based around the number of things, including the fact that our sunday show is going to be different going forward. so what happens on the first sunday show out of the gate? the biggest news story of the week, possibly the rest of the year comes out about joe manchin. there you have it. win for fox. >> greg: exactly. and nothing for cnn. tyrus, can a troll, which is what acosta is, actually troll people, or does that cancel each other out? like a troll can't actually troll. >> greg: i think in fairness for all the trolls out there, ts very rude and disrespectful to . he can't troll. he is literally the guy -- everyone goes around the room and never and has a funny thing to say, he is the guy that ruins. he is a guy who can tell a joke. he tries so hard. he had to think about his day. he got up, he had a cup of i'm assuming coffee, and he is sitting there and staring at they want ads and goes you know, i'm going to get fox today. honey, bring me a piece of green paper and photos of my secret collection of tucker carlson and sean hannity that i just happen to keep underneath my pillow. and then he borrowed his nephews glue and he made this thing and he was like, oh, yeah, i'm going to go to work today. it is going to be huge. and then he went in there, and when he did the picture, you know there are settings on cameras, they went way back because there were like oh, my god, he is doing the christmas tree. it didn't work there, then he gets on air and he brings it up. when he is telling jokes, he is waiting for the laughter. so that is why it is so awkward because when he says something like, oh, looks like joe mackie as a color on today, -- >> greg: that was pretty good. >> that is acosta, that creepy moment of quiet, that is his shtick. he puts the eep and creep. he is not funny. at one point i think he was a journalist. he got so much attention from president trump and he wants that back. he he wants the lighting in the bottle back. and he is not the lightning with a bottle. >> greg: i was thinking about this as a book idea. all the people that trump broke. and it would just be called broken and you'd have jennifer rubin, dana fromm, acosta, hillary, every chapter. there would be like 100 of them. kat, how are you doing over there? >> i am doing great. >> greg: your voice sounds a little better. >> i was reading the bible to work and so weekend. and as i was so inspired by their stories that i didn't want to stop. so, listen, it was worth it. to be one of those orphans are so happy. >> what little i can do. >> greg: poor thing. >> what are your thoughts? i agree with tyrus. it is not trolling because of trolling has to make some semblance of sense. i don't understand what this was. it's like here is a picture of a tree that burned down and then four pictures of people that work at the place next to where the tree burned down. what is that? also, you should be very grateful for me because i would never let you do that, put that on the internet. >> greg: you would stop me. >> they stand there smiling for that photo and not one of them was like explain this to me. what is this? >> greg: they are not friends. is there going to be a change at cnn and the new year? i've been feeling that they have no choice. they have to clean house. a lot of criminals, a lot of weirdos, a lot of creeks. >> is going to say, as much as i enjoy all those categories of people, no, probably not. i don't think so. >> greg: good, because we need these eight blocks. we just got 17 minutes out of cnn. >> all of blitzer all day. >> greg: slow news. you got manchin but everyone did that today. i didn't want to do manchin. you have to thank god for cnn and their implosion. all right. up next, stories about us -- and now they are laughing all the way to the bank. reason, or fun. daring, or thoughtful. sensitive, or strong. progress isn't either or progress is everything. ♪ ♪ >> greg: the covington kid just made a lot more quit. that is british money. let's just go with it. i will take any kind of rhyme at this point. networks defamation may fund his graduation because they lied and called his racist, now they have to pay it. nick sandmann announced on twitter he has reached a settlement with nbc. he gets a pile of money and then bc still has custody of joy reid. it's a win-lose. but just like his previous settlements with "the washington post" and cnn, this one is also confidential. just like the police report when kat got kicked out of bret baier's dressing room. he would recall the lawsuits for the fall of her conversation at the 2019 march for life in d.c. media reports of the incident was racially charged. and racially charged that was. whistler's shutter by the races black liberation groups who hate white people like aoc hates because here in sentences. the filing against nbc's rehearsal reportedly asked for $275 million. nearly twice my yearly salary. but really, we all want to know, how much did he get? but he is not -- which is smart because it "goodfellas" taught us anything, don't buy [bleep] after windfall because then you get whacked. so how can we get him to tell us how much the settlement was without telling us what the settlement was? nick, if you're watching, here are some things you can buy so we know what you got. if the settlement is just like a few hundred dollars, buy jesse watters to pay. made of alpaca hair. if it something in the six-figure range, he could buy brian kilmeade's favorite mode of transport. yes, this is exactly how he gets around. it's very common just to watch him go down the steps. and if the settlement is anything over seven figures, you should really buy this. and if you can't afford that, call me. you can borrow mine. though, i would clean it. >> i am not ready yet. >> greg: should i come back to you later? >> yeah. >> greg: if this were you, when you buy something to tell how much people he got, what would you buy? >> it depends how much money i god's. but i would buy a bunch of stuff and be a real [bleep] about it. i would like to post on my instagram probably just like post on instagram of me sitting there with wads of cash. i think that this is a good thing, not just for him, but for everybody. because anyone who has been on tv, this happens where people will just make up a story and they will lie about it without checking could i know that everyone makes mistakes sometimes mistakes are more expensive than others. >> greg: especially if you deny all the way, which is a lot of people dead. i made a mistake on that and i owned up to it. >> they kept trying to push and push. i just needed to watch all the footage. >> greg: exactly. todd, i am not a legal mind, and neither are you. some question whether you have a mind, why do you think this has to be kept secret? what mutual purpose does that have for both parties? they both agree. >> you are trying to prevent future suits. that's what nbc is worried about going forward in the same the cnn peer that's why these things are going to be confidential. to me, that is one of the downfalls of this. he is entirely in the right. he deserved to win for two reasons, one the falsity. he was not a public individual until they made him not. but the concern going forward is you are going to have a number of people who are semi public who anytime there's a news article in your story that they don't like, they are going to sue. anytime you are seeing, even if you ultimately win the underlying suit is bad because you have to hire a lawyer and all that cost money. he was entirely in the right to do what he did, but this is going to have ramifications going forward. spew and interesting. so we can actually harm me. >> yet, but if you apologize and -- spew and i never apologize. >> come you are screwed. >> we just say my bad. >> greg: i'm changing my mind on this. how much money do you think he got and how should he show a question mark >> joe and i talked of the bow mike about this before the show. watercooler, got filled -- i don't want to go again. if he buys two pandas and flies them to the moon and all the experts say you can't put pandas on the moon, they will die. and the pandas die and he goes well, i'm not a scientist, i am just a guy with a lot of money. that to me says five, seven, eight figures when you are sending pandas to doom. and do things like this, excuse me, just throw money at somebody. >> greg: joe, what do you think? do you think that it is smaller or larger than we would like? >> it is probably larger than nbc would like. but i am mostly worried come into your comment about kat smoking all the mistletoe, -- i don't even know if you can smoke mistletoe. speak out you get a horrible headache. >> fair enough. my concern is how they keep lying about people. just a couple months ago, joe grogan exposed how cnn cold is dr. prescribed ivermectin as horse medication, which is kind of true but not really. been prescribed to hundreds of millions of people, and i don't think about calling a horse medication is even that bad a thing, so that might -- if you have ever seen a horse, well, i look healthier than that horse. and horses look pretty healthy. >> greg: healthy as a horse. >> they can run around a track with a greg gutfeld-sized human on on its back. not going to get that meal money now. >> greg: no. but you can lead into the water, right? >> you can lead it to water, he just can't make it do the things you want to do, greg. >> greg: i stopped making this asian pictures -- it is confidential. you are right. i think kat could sue me at this point. >> this is exciting. merry christmas to me. >> greg: up next, four to five employees tory? 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>> how cute i am? no, everyone in stains that. i just thought at least one person shake their head and that's good enough for me to continue my behavior. working with a criminal would be far better than working with the 1 out of 5 people there were like i don't want to work with a criminal. i can't work for someone who had made a mistake. [bleep]. honestly. there are so many crimes. >> greg: it is true. it's notit's not the prison -- s either an inmate were not. nobody wants to be near a violent person but a safe cracker. i would love to work with the safe cracker. >> like the italian job. the movie was amazing. those little cars were the worst part of the movie. but to your point, i agree. everybody should get a second chance. i don't want a murderer, ax murderer, in charge of the day care. that is a horrible idea. i don't want anybody signing on to that. but thinking about it, if you have been in prison and you have gone to study all those books that they have in prison, your are learning way more than anybody in our colleges and universities. >> greg: fair point. you guys know where to go. and you can hide things in the books. joe come back in the mid-'90s, you killed a family. and when i found out about it, i was a bit shocked. i have to say that i didn't see that coming in your background check. but i decided to give you a chance. and since then, you have not killed anybody at hawks were on our staff and i want to thank you for that. >> i'm having a good run, greg. i have learned my lesson. now i'm down to petty theft. i still a lot of my coworkers lunches bear the great part is it makes them weaker while you get stronger. i think criminal history should be weighed as when he many things he way. first if someone went to dartmouth and they have ten years experience in the other employee went to dartmouth and the ten years experience, but one committed manslaughter, i say go with the one that hasn't slaughtered a man. >> why did you pick my undergrad school? >> it was just a coincidence. >> greg: did you know, going to dartmouth is considered worse -- it is called soul slaughter. >> ida murder ten families to equal one dartmouth grad. >> greg: the alumni -- tyrus, how do you weigh in on this? >> you know what, i never get to know anybody enough that i work with to know what their background is. so for all i've done, i have worked with mentors, criminals my entire life. just hey, what is up? i believe that one time he was charged with murder, but equated. it's a little different. he beat the rap. pretty clean. but i think we pay too much on his. and my argument would be to the murderer doing day care, a better nap time is phenomenal. when he says lights out, they are asleep. nothing cuter than a baby sleeping with one eye open. as long as they are laying down i am good with that. i think everything in life needs to be case-by-case. generalizing sucks. it's not fair. you don't know what a guy went to jail for. there are a million things that people go to jail for. sometimes they take penitentiary chances because they were trying to keep the lights on in the house. don't point to yourself. oh, i would love to hear this. i didn't know greg gutfeld was down and out and young greg said don't worry, mom, i'm going to get those lights on and went out and knocked up a liquor store. >> i didn't do anything that glamorous but i had to do some dirty things. >> you know it, i'm going to say [bleep]. you can work if you are a criminal. >> greg: i knew you were going somewhere -- how many times have we told you not to go there? i had to do it. i didn't have to post them online. so there we go. >> my new year resolution, no more open-ended questions to greg gutfeld. >> greg: already. coming up, he successfully advertised for women these older guys. ed car insurance with liberty mutual, so we only pay for what we need. -hey tex, -wooo. can someone else get a turn? yeah, hang on, i'm about to break my own record. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: he hung a sign up above to help him find love. a lonely single dad has erected an ad. people always laugh at the word erected. it is not my fault. change the word. yes, his love life was ignored until he rented that billboard. now he beats the ladies off with a stick -- in texas, it is not just the toads who are. a single gentleman put up a billboard last month alongside the highway. the billboard quickly leapfrogged to nicole in viewership. the 66 road father five messaged -- wanted a good woman. 50 to 65 age. her talks and walks and mutual acts of kindness. oh, yes, the old mutual acts of kindness. that is how i got banned from the airport bathroom at jfk. my smile was as wide as my stance. well, there is always the lactating mother for him. >> that is my fault, guys. i asked a question. >> greg: it turns out, the billboard worked. the guy says he has been on nearly half a dozen dates. received over 20, yes, 20, voice mails. that is half of 40! more proof that 66-year-old father gets all the chicks. who says print media is dead besides all those on employees to journalist where this goes to show that even a man desperate enough to erect a billboard was still expect to women to be 15 years younger. it is so true. but i guess the billboard is in the worst thing you could find on the side of the road. >> in the bucket. let go, let's go! [screaming] >> greg: the upside of that story as they are now engaged. i love a good happy ending, even involving an animal. what, you people are disgusting. that is not my brain, that is in yours. that is in all of your brains. you should be ashamed of your filthy cerebellum's. todd, i was asking you a question. before their sickness interrupted me. >> i don't even want to hear the question. >> greg: just answer the question which i haven't asked. what do you think of this topic? >> it is great. if you read article, he goes on to say if i'm shooting my shot here, i'm really into jennifer aniston. >> who does this billboard guy think he is? but continue. >> i think the point is really well put. he is in his late 60s. he is like, you know, i am not feeling the 60 plus. if you are that age, please don't call. let's reserve this the 50 to 55. i have a specific age group. forget the fact that i've been married at us busily and times. i work too much to have a relationship. but i am the ideal match for the 50-year-old. >> greg: you know, joe, he's only going to attract women who knows he can afford a billboard. he is basically p caulking. >> this makes me mad because we are tracing the same gallows. i'm just kidding, greg. the woman flocked to me like moths to a flame. i thought that while usually they give me their phone number, turned out to be the billboard company. i thought he is shooting to hide. jennifer aniston is his first choice, but anyone who can call the billboard number is his call back. i like that he is an optimist. that is what you need to get a lady. you need confidence. or, things have not been going well for jennifer aniston, and now she is calling men on billboards. >> greg: she is in her 50s, right? i think so. tyrus, i am old enough to remember the classified ads, swm seeks bwi for bdsm and asap. >> yeah, i don't want any part of that? is there a question that is not going to make me vomit? >> greg: tyrus, you have five kids. >> you know is, bro, i think you have to know when to fold them. no when to hold them and know when to walk away. because clearly i would normally never say this, i think you are better served in the internet world with cat fishing because you will get your jennifer aniston. you will get the photos. you won't -- you will get -- because as far as 60, you are the most shot out i've ever seen. the hat is too big. just think about how bad it is that you put your phone number on a billboard and you only get 20 messages. i would be really embarrassed. like, how many messages did you get? 20. and people are like tyrus, did you put your name and phone number on a billboard? you know how stupid that is? half of those are probably prank calls and drinks going i have an active kind is for you. why don't you get a real job and find a real woman the old pattern way, at a bar or a strip club like the rest of this. i feel like he is not looking for love, he is looking for booty calls. 50 to 50 fiveish. so is looking for 20, 21. >> greg: kat, billboards is how your husband found you. you actually passed out under one. speak up if i did, that would be a cuter story. we met on a dating app. i wish she found me under a billboard. yeah, this guy sucks. >> greg: you guys are so mean. >> is creepy. in the first thing he says, like, yet to be a minimum of 11 years younger than i am aware i'm not answering your call. he does know women age over 55 can still talk and walk, right? and it's like just go home. i agree. two divorces, go hang out with your kids, which by the way, range in age from 12 to 41. it's is a disgusting man. >> what is wrong with this guy? >> greg: we have to go. before we go, i support billboard dude. i'm going to call you. >> you should have called him live on the show. >> greg: if we are a real show, we would have done that. but it is christmas. we are just mailing it in at this point. i don't even know who these people are. up next, he's been cast more times than a fishing net. my one-on-one with the doctor, the legend ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ experience the power of sanctuary at the lincoln wish list event. ♪ ♪ >> greg: he has been in more movie theaters and hot buttered popcorn. my next guest has devoured more rules and a fat kid at kfc. sometimes he plays the good guy and sometimes he plays the bad guy, but he always plays the handsome guy. he has even chasing the world record for appearing in more movies than anyone in history. joining me now, the uber talented legend, academy award nominated actor eric roberts. eric, how are you? >> i've never had a nicer intro in my entire career. thank you so much. >> greg: how many movies have you done? >> i have no idea. i lost count at 75. >> greg: wow. some of them, you start with the legend -- i saw that when i was a kid. holy. the pope of greenwich village. "the coca-cola kid." in the favor of a bunch of people must have his "the best of the best." >> it is so nice of you guys. thank you for knowing old movies that eric robinson is in. >> greg: and you also in "entourage" weren't you, right? >> i was in "entourage." that was so fun. i watch that show and they said my name about five times a year on it. so for them to say my name one night so i called my lawyer who handles those and i say if they are talking about me, happening on the show. i love this show. he said i will call you back in 5 minutes. and he did and he said they want to on the show. but one thing. will you sell mushrooms? and i said yes. >> greg: thank god for that. it was all about doing mushrooms in the desert. a great plot. >> who knew. >> who knew? i'd ask you, you are very passionate about police officers, the safety of police officers. can you tell me what you are working about them when it comes to the cops. i find interesting and helpful. >> i am a proponent of invest usa. investusa.org is their website. in the give bullet to the mic proof vest to policeman. and when i found that only 10% of all ops have chest protection, 90 percent don't. i mean, you know. it is a job that requires dealing with people who aren't very nice and are sometimes armed. so, you know, we have to take care of our guys. >> greg: can i ask you, what did you think is behind the increase in homicides and the negativity towards the police and the last few years? >> well, i think what has everybody freaked out -- >> greg: what are you reading, erik? are you reading a newspaper? >> no, i am reading notes of mine because i knew the stuff you are going to ask me and i'm tired so i have notes. that's okay. >> but i think it is just in desperation where everyone is going through. the system we have now financially does not work. and people live in no sense of security or peace. survival has become financially, for most people, a virtual impossibility. and people are terrified. so they are acting badly. and we need -- and the pandemic has made -- this is all our fears. this is all of our situation and it is bad for everybody and it has been all kinds of heartbreaking stuff going on. everybody is very terrified right now. and the whole world is having trouble financially. so i just want to help the guys who helped to keep us safe, simple as that. >> greg: it's a great cause, and these are people that really, really could use help. and i admire you for doing that. eric, it is great to see you, and i hope you break "the guinness book of world records." most movies. but i foul because i think you are getting there. but we will have back on soon. inc. you, sir. >> thank you so much. have a great evening. >> greg: you too. don't go away, we will be right back. ur clothes could stay fresh for weeks? now they can. downy unstopables in-wash scent boosters keep your laundry smelling fresh waaaay longer than detergent alone. pour a cap of downy unstopables into your washing machine before each load. and enjoy fresher smelling laundry. if you want laundry to smell fresh for weeks make sure you have downy unstopables in-wash scent boosters. shop online for downy unstopables, including our new, lighter scent. ♪ i see trees of green ♪ ♪ red roses too ♪ ♪ i see them bloom ♪ ♪ for me and you ♪ ♪ and i think to myself ♪ ♪ what a wonderful world ♪ a rich life is about more than just money. that's why at vanguard, you're more than just an investor, you're an owner so you can build a future for those you love. vanguard. become an owner. >> greg: we are out of time. set your dvr so you never miss an episode. the studio audience, i love you come america! ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello and welcome to "fox news @ night." i'm shannon bream in washington on a very busy monday night. a potential crisis hitting the u.s. just days before christmas. omicron variant with cases to search across the country for the president will be addressing the american people tomorrow, and he will talk about what to expect as we head into the winter months.

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"nonessential employees. it is either for covid or so law enforcement could have a break. meeting the only people at cnn or people that are necessary to create their products. we visited their offices to see who is loved. left ♪ ♪ >> greg: yeah. the place was empty or than joy behar it's bookshelves. that's not the only news at cnn besides their usual arrests. here is a delightful picture of what appeared to be a mentally deranged, unstable freak celebrating an act of arson. that is jim acosta standing with a group of cnn employees who thankfully aren't sex traffickers. they are all unmasked, which is weird. you would think after the month they had, they would all be wearing masks to hide their embarrassed faces. but what is he holding? yes, a picture of the box christmas tree surrounded by pictures of fox tv personalities per that's kind of creepy. even for acosta, that guy makes dracula seamless dead inside. let's take a closer look at it, shall we? it is hard to parse what in the case does, but what could it mean? anything. he could be mocking the fact that the fox tree was torched in a disgusting act of arson. that would make the most sense. given that cnn has a pension for not only making light of crime, but making crime itself. >> crime is rising. >> it is so bad. defendant employees. if you watch a certain state tv and you listen to conservative media, he would think that the entire cities are just enthralled in fights and fires and whatever. we went out for a great dinner in new york city tonight. people actually walked up to us and said thank you -- i watch you every night. >> greg: gets me every time. it is a classic. a classic reminder of how wrong these chuckle bucket bozos are on everything that matters. and even the remaining anchors still have whiplash from looking the other way from people's misery. it is a pattern. it doesn't happen might harm them but harms you they laugh because laughing it horrible realities as a way of coping. for cnn and kamala harris, it is their version of a smoke bomb. so now that network is the face of crime instead of covering it, they now cover for it. the upside, at least we know where all these people are at any given time. the only reason why i am glad don lemon is on the air is to know when it is safe to go outside. the guys more hands the thin big ben. who knew once the most trusted name in news is now a sanctuary city for sad sacks. check out this screen grab. how cute is this. have read that lower third. implodes under the weight of sex crimes and firings, they desperately try the lookover a fox news ploy is when is here with the general of gelato, brined stilton. you can't even fool democrats anymore. when you are now the hood ornament of media fatigue and self humiliation, this is the only ploy. but look at fox. their entire network is, but to look at fox. and it is working out, for us. like brian himself, our ratings are massive. on any given night, this show has four, yeah, four times the beauty of mike viewing audience of don lemon. i will take it. why not? now i know that is like saying i am four times better looking than the elephant man. or four times a better shot than alec baldwin. but you would think they would learn at this point. it is like their audience got cnn covid, killing their ratings dead. >> good evening. i am not a doctor, nor do i play one on tv, but on behalf of the medical establishment, we would like to congratulate cnn unsuccessfully vaccinating yourself against high ratings. i'm nursing viewer numbers is low. now, will you need a booster eventually? perhaps by giving the show to some previously unknown, even less talented cuomo variant, only time will tell. but until then, anyone know what this thing does? >> greg: so as they become the spokes network for mayhem, they send the remaining sensible viewers to us. but like wandering into a cinnabon store stone, it is to like the like late to look back. this meant to your letting when defendant's brother as he harassed thousands of elderly people to their death. his brother killed more old people than air horns. joking about his brother's big nose the giant q-tip should have tipped off cnn's -- that this was in journalism here that after much outside pressure, they fired him come pretending they were disgusted by the behavior all along. i guess that is why they let him do it for a really long time. they lied about january 6th and why not. they lie about the other 364 days a year. they lied about border agents whipping haitians. they lied about so many things that were worse than watergate and worst on the civil war. yet, worse than the civil war which ended slavery. it seen and thought it was bad. go figure. they must have hated how world war ii ended too. they claim defunding the cops didn't exist when it did. they claim to one could prove critical race theory existed and when people easily predicted, they called a racist. they called you a terrorist but they ever use that for january 6th. in the old days, meet he their peers writes to say something that disagreed with, but now cnn claims freedom of the press no longer applies to anything outside their building. they also felt this desire to punish anyone tangentially related -- because that would be ideological separatism, punishment included. and that allows them to be blind how stupid the contest is. yet fox news, trumpeters, police, anyone that their question mask mandates. they became a mouthpiece for enforced conformity. and to cancel you for me. they ignored mobs destroying cities while trumpeting funny hate crimes. they be happy if we were all on terror watch list. but there is a bright side. if cnn is too busy focusing all their energies on fox, at least maybe the kids are safe. frankly, brother have their hands on a picture of the tree than inside of -- inside of hiding and one with a pair of binoculars next to a middle school. so that is the silver lining to cnn's really [bleep] year. just don't stand next to the anchors on new year's eve when they start looking for someone to kiss. you don't know where that mouth has been. let's welcome and tonight's guests. he's the perfect way to start your day before it's ruined by kilmeade. "fox and friends first" co-host, todd piro. his shows have more empty seats than a laxative conference. comedian, joe mackie. i don't know what that means. she's already smoked all our mistletoe. fox news contributor, kat timpf. trees decorate him at rockefeller center. my massive sidekick and the n-w-a's world television champion, tyrus. joe, how are you doing? >> i had a bad show at the laxative conference, but that is why the people weren't there. >> greg: i'm sorry about that. but it was still a gig at. >> it was good to be working. i will tell you what. i have to defend brian stelter a little bit. it is hard for brian stelter to report on cnn because he works for cnn. i wouldn't go to brian stelter for information on cnn, i would go to court reporters were eyewitness testimony. i just think he is in a tough space because when you have a job it's a compromise. brian stelter has a brian stelter to feed, and i have a defeat, so i know it is tough. you have to make sure you make your boss happy. >> greg: that is true. and i haven't heard you do any criticisms of the show. so far, so good. >> it's pretty good. >> greg: looks like joe is going to eat again tonight. but some food in that belly. what a delicious belly you have. >> a boy, it is a bowl full of jelly. >> greg: todd, what do you think of acosta's tweets? i don't find it particularly offensive. i feel like a dispatch. >> it is totally creepy and not funny. this is that guy's whole shtick. but correct me if i'm wrong, it was noted philosopher plato that once said they hate us because they ain't us up and i think that is a perfect example of what we were talking about. >> greg: it was dana plato. >> but to go on and on stelter the thing i love so much about that, that whole thesis that was in that bad week for fox, was really based around the number of things, including the fact that our sunday show is going to be different going forward. so what happens on the first sunday show out of the gate? the biggest news story of the week, possibly the rest of the year comes out about joe manchin. there you have it. win for fox. >> greg: exactly. and nothing for cnn. tyrus, can a troll, which is what acosta is, actually troll people, or does that cancel each other out? like a troll can't actually troll. >> greg: i think in fairness for all the trolls out there, ts very rude and disrespectful to . he can't troll. he is literally the guy -- everyone goes around the room and never and has a funny thing to say, he is the guy that ruins. he is a guy who can tell a joke. he tries so hard. he had to think about his day. he got up, he had a cup of i'm assuming coffee, and he is sitting there and staring at they want ads and goes you know, i'm going to get fox today. honey, bring me a piece of green paper and photos of my secret collection of tucker carlson and sean hannity that i just happen to keep underneath my pillow. and then he borrowed his nephews glue and he made this thing and he was like, oh, yeah, i'm going to go to work today. it is going to be huge. and then he went in there, and when he did the picture, you know there are settings on cameras, they went way back because there were like oh, my god, he is doing the christmas tree. it didn't work there, then he gets on air and he brings it up. when he is telling jokes, he is waiting for the laughter. so that is why it is so awkward because when he says something like, oh, looks like joe mackie as a color on today, -- >> greg: that was pretty good. >> that is acosta, that creepy moment of quiet, that is his shtick. he puts the eep and creep. he is not funny. at one point i think he was a journalist. he got so much attention from president trump and he wants that back. he he wants the lighting in the bottle back. and he is not the lightning with a bottle. >> greg: i was thinking about this as a book idea. all the people that trump broke. and it would just be called broken and you'd have jennifer rubin, dana fromm, acosta, hillary, every chapter. there would be like 100 of them. kat, how are you doing over there? >> i am doing great. >> greg: your voice sounds a little better. >> i was reading the bible to work and so weekend. and as i was so inspired by their stories that i didn't want to stop. so, listen, it was worth it. to be one of those orphans are so happy. >> what little i can do. >> greg: poor thing. >> what are your thoughts? i agree with tyrus. it is not trolling because of trolling has to make some semblance of sense. i don't understand what this was. it's like here is a picture of a tree that burned down and then four pictures of people that work at the place next to where the tree burned down. what is that? also, you should be very grateful for me because i would never let you do that, put that on the internet. >> greg: you would stop me. >> they stand there smiling for that photo and not one of them was like explain this to me. what is this? >> greg: they are not friends. is there going to be a change at cnn and the new year? i've been feeling that they have no choice. they have to clean house. a lot of criminals, a lot of weirdos, a lot of creeks. >> is going to say, as much as i enjoy all those categories of people, no, probably not. i don't think so. >> greg: good, because we need these eight blocks. we just got 17 minutes out of cnn. >> all of blitzer all day. >> greg: slow news. you got manchin but everyone did that today. i didn't want to do manchin. you have to thank god for cnn and their implosion. all right. up next, stories about us -- and now they are laughing all the way to the bank. reason, or fun. daring, or thoughtful. sensitive, or strong. progress isn't either or progress is everything. ♪ ♪ >> greg: the covington kid just made a lot more quit. that is british money. let's just go with it. i will take any kind of rhyme at this point. networks defamation may fund his graduation because they lied and called his racist, now they have to pay it. nick sandmann announced on twitter he has reached a settlement with nbc. he gets a pile of money and then bc still has custody of joy reid. it's a win-lose. but just like his previous settlements with "the washington post" and cnn, this one is also confidential. just like the police report when kat got kicked out of bret baier's dressing room. he would recall the lawsuits for the fall of her conversation at the 2019 march for life in d.c. media reports of the incident was racially charged. and racially charged that was. whistler's shutter by the races black liberation groups who hate white people like aoc hates because here in sentences. the filing against nbc's rehearsal reportedly asked for $275 million. nearly twice my yearly salary. but really, we all want to know, how much did he get? but he is not -- which is smart because it "goodfellas" taught us anything, don't buy [bleep] after windfall because then you get whacked. so how can we get him to tell us how much the settlement was without telling us what the settlement was? nick, if you're watching, here are some things you can buy so we know what you got. if the settlement is just like a few hundred dollars, buy jesse watters to pay. made of alpaca hair. if it something in the six-figure range, he could buy brian kilmeade's favorite mode of transport. yes, this is exactly how he gets around. it's very common just to watch him go down the steps. and if the settlement is anything over seven figures, you should really buy this. and if you can't afford that, call me. you can borrow mine. though, i would clean it. >> i am not ready yet. >> greg: should i come back to you later? >> yeah. >> greg: if this were you, when you buy something to tell how much people he got, what would you buy? >> it depends how much money i god's. but i would buy a bunch of stuff and be a real [bleep] about it. i would like to post on my instagram probably just like post on instagram of me sitting there with wads of cash. i think that this is a good thing, not just for him, but for everybody. because anyone who has been on tv, this happens where people will just make up a story and they will lie about it without checking could i know that everyone makes mistakes sometimes mistakes are more expensive than others. >> greg: especially if you deny all the way, which is a lot of people dead. i made a mistake on that and i owned up to it. >> they kept trying to push and push. i just needed to watch all the footage. >> greg: exactly. todd, i am not a legal mind, and neither are you. some question whether you have a mind, why do you think this has to be kept secret? what mutual purpose does that have for both parties? they both agree. >> you are trying to prevent future suits. that's what nbc is worried about going forward in the same the cnn peer that's why these things are going to be confidential. to me, that is one of the downfalls of this. he is entirely in the right. he deserved to win for two reasons, one the falsity. he was not a public individual until they made him not. but the concern going forward is you are going to have a number of people who are semi public who anytime there's a news article in your story that they don't like, they are going to sue. anytime you are seeing, even if you ultimately win the underlying suit is bad because you have to hire a lawyer and all that cost money. he was entirely in the right to do what he did, but this is going to have ramifications going forward. spew and interesting. so we can actually harm me. >> yet, but if you apologize and -- spew and i never apologize. >> come you are screwed. >> we just say my bad. >> greg: i'm changing my mind on this. how much money do you think he got and how should he show a question mark >> joe and i talked of the bow mike about this before the show. watercooler, got filled -- i don't want to go again. if he buys two pandas and flies them to the moon and all the experts say you can't put pandas on the moon, they will die. and the pandas die and he goes well, i'm not a scientist, i am just a guy with a lot of money. that to me says five, seven, eight figures when you are sending pandas to doom. and do things like this, excuse me, just throw money at somebody. >> greg: joe, what do you think? do you think that it is smaller or larger than we would like? >> it is probably larger than nbc would like. but i am mostly worried come into your comment about kat smoking all the mistletoe, -- i don't even know if you can smoke mistletoe. speak out you get a horrible headache. >> fair enough. my concern is how they keep lying about people. just a couple months ago, joe grogan exposed how cnn cold is dr. prescribed ivermectin as horse medication, which is kind of true but not really. been prescribed to hundreds of millions of people, and i don't think about calling a horse medication is even that bad a thing, so that might -- if you have ever seen a horse, well, i look healthier than that horse. and horses look pretty healthy. >> greg: healthy as a horse. >> they can run around a track with a greg gutfeld-sized human on on its back. not going to get that meal money now. >> greg: no. but you can lead into the water, right? >> you can lead it to water, he just can't make it do the things you want to do, greg. >> greg: i stopped making this asian pictures -- it is confidential. you are right. i think kat could sue me at this point. >> this is exciting. merry christmas to me. >> greg: up next, four to five employees tory? 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>> how cute i am? no, everyone in stains that. i just thought at least one person shake their head and that's good enough for me to continue my behavior. working with a criminal would be far better than working with the 1 out of 5 people there were like i don't want to work with a criminal. i can't work for someone who had made a mistake. [bleep]. honestly. there are so many crimes. >> greg: it is true. it's notit's not the prison -- s either an inmate were not. nobody wants to be near a violent person but a safe cracker. i would love to work with the safe cracker. >> like the italian job. the movie was amazing. those little cars were the worst part of the movie. but to your point, i agree. everybody should get a second chance. i don't want a murderer, ax murderer, in charge of the day care. that is a horrible idea. i don't want anybody signing on to that. but thinking about it, if you have been in prison and you have gone to study all those books that they have in prison, your are learning way more than anybody in our colleges and universities. >> greg: fair point. you guys know where to go. and you can hide things in the books. joe come back in the mid-'90s, you killed a family. and when i found out about it, i was a bit shocked. i have to say that i didn't see that coming in your background check. but i decided to give you a chance. and since then, you have not killed anybody at hawks were on our staff and i want to thank you for that. >> i'm having a good run, greg. i have learned my lesson. now i'm down to petty theft. i still a lot of my coworkers lunches bear the great part is it makes them weaker while you get stronger. i think criminal history should be weighed as when he many things he way. first if someone went to dartmouth and they have ten years experience in the other employee went to dartmouth and the ten years experience, but one committed manslaughter, i say go with the one that hasn't slaughtered a man. >> why did you pick my undergrad school? >> it was just a coincidence. >> greg: did you know, going to dartmouth is considered worse -- it is called soul slaughter. >> ida murder ten families to equal one dartmouth grad. >> greg: the alumni -- tyrus, how do you weigh in on this? >> you know what, i never get to know anybody enough that i work with to know what their background is. so for all i've done, i have worked with mentors, criminals my entire life. just hey, what is up? i believe that one time he was charged with murder, but equated. it's a little different. he beat the rap. pretty clean. but i think we pay too much on his. and my argument would be to the murderer doing day care, a better nap time is phenomenal. when he says lights out, they are asleep. nothing cuter than a baby sleeping with one eye open. as long as they are laying down i am good with that. i think everything in life needs to be case-by-case. generalizing sucks. it's not fair. you don't know what a guy went to jail for. there are a million things that people go to jail for. sometimes they take penitentiary chances because they were trying to keep the lights on in the house. don't point to yourself. oh, i would love to hear this. i didn't know greg gutfeld was down and out and young greg said don't worry, mom, i'm going to get those lights on and went out and knocked up a liquor store. >> i didn't do anything that glamorous but i had to do some dirty things. >> you know it, i'm going to say [bleep]. you can work if you are a criminal. >> greg: i knew you were going somewhere -- how many times have we told you not to go there? i had to do it. i didn't have to post them online. so there we go. >> my new year resolution, no more open-ended questions to greg gutfeld. >> greg: already. coming up, he successfully advertised for women these older guys. ed car insurance with liberty mutual, so we only pay for what we need. -hey tex, -wooo. can someone else get a turn? yeah, hang on, i'm about to break my own record. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: he hung a sign up above to help him find love. a lonely single dad has erected an ad. people always laugh at the word erected. it is not my fault. change the word. yes, his love life was ignored until he rented that billboard. now he beats the ladies off with a stick -- in texas, it is not just the toads who are. a single gentleman put up a billboard last month alongside the highway. the billboard quickly leapfrogged to nicole in viewership. the 66 road father five messaged -- wanted a good woman. 50 to 65 age. her talks and walks and mutual acts of kindness. oh, yes, the old mutual acts of kindness. that is how i got banned from the airport bathroom at jfk. my smile was as wide as my stance. well, there is always the lactating mother for him. >> that is my fault, guys. i asked a question. >> greg: it turns out, the billboard worked. the guy says he has been on nearly half a dozen dates. received over 20, yes, 20, voice mails. that is half of 40! more proof that 66-year-old father gets all the chicks. who says print media is dead besides all those on employees to journalist where this goes to show that even a man desperate enough to erect a billboard was still expect to women to be 15 years younger. it is so true. but i guess the billboard is in the worst thing you could find on the side of the road. >> in the bucket. let go, let's go! [screaming] >> greg: the upside of that story as they are now engaged. i love a good happy ending, even involving an animal. what, you people are disgusting. that is not my brain, that is in yours. that is in all of your brains. you should be ashamed of your filthy cerebellum's. todd, i was asking you a question. before their sickness interrupted me. >> i don't even want to hear the question. >> greg: just answer the question which i haven't asked. what do you think of this topic? >> it is great. if you read article, he goes on to say if i'm shooting my shot here, i'm really into jennifer aniston. >> who does this billboard guy think he is? but continue. >> i think the point is really well put. he is in his late 60s. he is like, you know, i am not feeling the 60 plus. if you are that age, please don't call. let's reserve this the 50 to 55. i have a specific age group. forget the fact that i've been married at us busily and times. i work too much to have a relationship. but i am the ideal match for the 50-year-old. >> greg: you know, joe, he's only going to attract women who knows he can afford a billboard. he is basically p caulking. >> this makes me mad because we are tracing the same gallows. i'm just kidding, greg. the woman flocked to me like moths to a flame. i thought that while usually they give me their phone number, turned out to be the billboard company. i thought he is shooting to hide. jennifer aniston is his first choice, but anyone who can call the billboard number is his call back. i like that he is an optimist. that is what you need to get a lady. you need confidence. or, things have not been going well for jennifer aniston, and now she is calling men on billboards. >> greg: she is in her 50s, right? i think so. tyrus, i am old enough to remember the classified ads, swm seeks bwi for bdsm and asap. >> yeah, i don't want any part of that? is there a question that is not going to make me vomit? >> greg: tyrus, you have five kids. >> you know is, bro, i think you have to know when to fold them. no when to hold them and know when to walk away. because clearly i would normally never say this, i think you are better served in the internet world with cat fishing because you will get your jennifer aniston. you will get the photos. you won't -- you will get -- because as far as 60, you are the most shot out i've ever seen. the hat is too big. just think about how bad it is that you put your phone number on a billboard and you only get 20 messages. i would be really embarrassed. like, how many messages did you get? 20. and people are like tyrus, did you put your name and phone number on a billboard? you know how stupid that is? half of those are probably prank calls and drinks going i have an active kind is for you. why don't you get a real job and find a real woman the old pattern way, at a bar or a strip club like the rest of this. i feel like he is not looking for love, he is looking for booty calls. 50 to 50 fiveish. so is looking for 20, 21. >> greg: kat, billboards is how your husband found you. you actually passed out under one. speak up if i did, that would be a cuter story. we met on a dating app. i wish she found me under a billboard. yeah, this guy sucks. >> greg: you guys are so mean. >> is creepy. in the first thing he says, like, yet to be a minimum of 11 years younger than i am aware i'm not answering your call. he does know women age over 55 can still talk and walk, right? and it's like just go home. i agree. two divorces, go hang out with your kids, which by the way, range in age from 12 to 41. it's is a disgusting man. >> what is wrong with this guy? >> greg: we have to go. before we go, i support billboard dude. i'm going to call you. >> you should have called him live on the show. >> greg: if we are a real show, we would have done that. but it is christmas. we are just mailing it in at this point. i don't even know who these people are. up next, he's been cast more times than a fishing net. my one-on-one with the doctor, the legend ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ experience the power of sanctuary at the lincoln wish list event. ♪ ♪ >> greg: he has been in more movie theaters and hot buttered popcorn. my next guest has devoured more rules and a fat kid at kfc. sometimes he plays the good guy and sometimes he plays the bad guy, but he always plays the handsome guy. he has even chasing the world record for appearing in more movies than anyone in history. joining me now, the uber talented legend, academy award nominated actor eric roberts. eric, how are you? >> i've never had a nicer intro in my entire career. thank you so much. >> greg: how many movies have you done? >> i have no idea. i lost count at 75. >> greg: wow. some of them, you start with the legend -- i saw that when i was a kid. holy. the pope of greenwich village. "the coca-cola kid." in the favor of a bunch of people must have his "the best of the best." >> it is so nice of you guys. thank you for knowing old movies that eric robinson is in. >> greg: and you also in "entourage" weren't you, right? >> i was in "entourage." that was so fun. i watch that show and they said my name about five times a year on it. so for them to say my name one night so i called my lawyer who handles those and i say if they are talking about me, happening on the show. i love this show. he said i will call you back in 5 minutes. and he did and he said they want to on the show. but one thing. will you sell mushrooms? and i said yes. >> greg: thank god for that. it was all about doing mushrooms in the desert. a great plot. >> who knew. >> who knew? i'd ask you, you are very passionate about police officers, the safety of police officers. can you tell me what you are working about them when it comes to the cops. i find interesting and helpful. >> i am a proponent of invest usa. investusa.org is their website. in the give bullet to the mic proof vest to policeman. and when i found that only 10% of all ops have chest protection, 90 percent don't. i mean, you know. it is a job that requires dealing with people who aren't very nice and are sometimes armed. so, you know, we have to take care of our guys. >> greg: can i ask you, what did you think is behind the increase in homicides and the negativity towards the police and the last few years? >> well, i think what has everybody freaked out -- >> greg: what are you reading, erik? are you reading a newspaper? >> no, i am reading notes of mine because i knew the stuff you are going to ask me and i'm tired so i have notes. that's okay. >> but i think it is just in desperation where everyone is going through. the system we have now financially does not work. and people live in no sense of security or peace. survival has become financially, for most people, a virtual impossibility. and people are terrified. so they are acting badly. and we need -- and the pandemic has made -- this is all our fears. this is all of our situation and it is bad for everybody and it has been all kinds of heartbreaking stuff going on. everybody is very terrified right now. and the whole world is having trouble financially. so i just want to help the guys who helped to keep us safe, simple as that. >> greg: it's a great cause, and these are people that really, really could use help. and i admire you for doing that. eric, it is great to see you, and i hope you break "the guinness book of world records." most movies. but i foul because i think you are getting there. but we will have back on soon. inc. you, sir. >> thank you so much. have a great evening. >> greg: you too. don't go away, we will be right back. ur clothes could stay fresh for weeks? now they can. downy unstopables in-wash scent boosters keep your laundry smelling fresh waaaay longer than detergent alone. pour a cap of downy unstopables into your washing machine before each load. and enjoy fresher smelling laundry. if you want laundry to smell fresh for weeks make sure you have downy unstopables in-wash scent boosters. shop online for downy unstopables, including our new, lighter scent. ♪ i see trees of green ♪ ♪ red roses too ♪ ♪ i see them bloom ♪ ♪ for me and you ♪ ♪ and i think to myself ♪ ♪ what a wonderful world ♪ a rich life is about more than just money. that's why at vanguard, you're more than just an investor, you're an owner so you can build a future for those you love. vanguard. become an owner. >> greg: we are out of time. set your dvr so you never miss an episode. the studio audience, i love you come america! ♪ ♪ >> shannon: hello and welcome to "fox news @ night." i'm shannon bream in washington on a very busy monday night. a potential crisis hitting the u.s. just days before christmas. omicron variant with cases to search across the country for the president will be addressing the american people tomorrow, and he will talk about what to expect as we head into the winter months.

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