dr. seuss to kids on the very day, the new old white guy strikes the author from the event. cancel. some of his books contained racist imagery. fair enough. you just cancel the whole god because of that? the dude sold 600 million books. true he's not a real doctor, but who whispered what he wrote cat in the hat. it's the only one of his books that i've read. i decided to do some investigating. just how bad could these books be question. it turns out pretty bad. first, yeah, according to a great lecture on white supremacy, i had no idea. what about any others. green eggs and hitler? how did this get published. one more police, if i ran the zoo we'd only have fuller bears because they're white? that is offensive. to everyone. okay, i kid too many cnn media reporters are watching this, much like those stories, they're not real. times are bad. returning into a police state but were now the police credits not the government banning books, removing movies from streaming services or getting people fired for old tweets. it's us, private citizens feeling the euphoric power of punishing the past. "big brother" isn't a bureaucrat, but some did set the washington post. seuss is gone and others will surely follow. but at least last week godzilla return. i wonder, what does he want you to know? >> i want you to know i'm going to continue to fight right by your side. the only division is between a handful of washington d.c. establishments, political hacks and everybody else all over the country. >> now that's clarity. what's the opposite? >> thank you, thank you, thank you and i'm happy to take questions if that's what you want me to it do. whatever you want me to it do. [laughter] greg: thank you for joining. joe sure was happy to take questions and i'm happy to go hot t what the helll just happened? to the black hole swallow him up? if the confused looking elderly man tries to smell your hair, pleaseld contact the police immediately. what a contrast. one guy stands before you and tells you what's what like it or notot the other would mumble and disappear into a parallel universe where the earlybird special is 24-7 and naps are required by law. joe is canceling himself, if that's possible. seriously, if you know where he is, please tell him. did he give up press conferences for lent? what's the deal. >> his first press conference. >> not yet but we will have one, we will schedule it and you'll be the first to know because you're a pivotal participant. >> pivotal. that's quite an answer. i wonder, how does that work in real life? trades that presit biden takes hotdogs very seriously. >> it's a food, you eat it. >> you know what i need pivotal time. >> k jen are there any binder's? >> yes it's pivotal that we have 400. >> 400? >> you are right, let's make it 800 a pack of mentos. >> how many? >> just one. i don't want to be wasteful. greg: priceless. of course we know why they need to hide joe. they are worried about him. did you hear dozens of dams want biden to give sole authority to launch nuclear weapons? is the presidential equivalent of your kids thing dad we need you to give up the car keys. have they ever thought of a deep state for joe? this is how joe sounds like now. >> representatives shelly jackson-lee, al green, sylvia garcia, lizzie pinelli, excuse me 10 l. and what am i doing here? i'm going to lose track here. greg: so did we bet what if we did a little manipulation. i'll bet the media wouldn't be any wiser, right joe? >> it's time to get our economy going again. we have crossed the diminishing return by economist johan heinrich among others. we no doubt recognize the disc anguish tutelage of her royal highness queen elizabeth ii and the preponderance shortcomings of the monarchy as a form of governance. i love to read. greg: not that but whenever trump rears his orange head the media jumps to attention. thank god for all trump news which sues the media's assumptions about the world. >> you are watching news because everything else is boring by comparison. >> i'm anderson lemine with her all trump headlines. the washington foot i'll team will not have cheerleaders for the first time since 1952. a co-ed team will be taking its place but they claim the goal is to be more inclusive but some say it's just another example of the man taking a woman's job which is exactly what donald trump did when he stole the election from hillary clinton in 2015. on the new zealand coast glow-in-the-dark sharks have been discovered living 1000 feet below sea level. more research is needed as to why the shark is able to eliminate itself but one thing is for sure if donald trump had his way he'd burn it to a crisp and slathered with ketchup. prince harry tells opera separating from her life has been quote incredibly tough on he and wife meghan markle. they say not nearly as tough as americans had with the president who was a royal pain in the ask, i mean every single day there was no escape from that monster. turn on the tv, trump, radio trump podcast trump twitter, twitter i mean you don't know the meaning. i've did my nails to the nubs. i have a bald spot from pulling my hair out. i'm anderson lemine all trump news. greg: yeah. honestly how different is that the narc current media's game plan? rather than focus on the speeches at cpac westridge the press claims the stage was built in the shape of a rebranded swastika. after linking harmful conspiracies to jenner's six amedi declares the cpac stage of trivia. this wasn't the rumor percolating it was pushed by the "washington post." "usa today" salon and even tmz. tmz celebrity dog mappings just are given a? and after the story faded you find out the state was created by design foundry company that's worked for biden and "msnbc" and is political donations have gone entirely too democrats so it finds out it was a hoax with driven by media. they are tripling down on demonizing people they hate. >> great music. it's some game but only one side gets to play. it's gross. i almost feel like john brennan. john brennan. >> i'm increasingly embarrassed to be a white male these days and if i see other white males saying but it just shows with exceptions like mitt romney liz cheney and kinzinger there are so few republicans in congress who value truth, honesty and integrity. greg: did anyone tell him liz cheney is not a white male buddies right brennan should be embarrassed because he is the worst kind of white male, john brennan. >> let's welcome tonight's guests. she so bubbly she give champagne a hangover outnumber cohost and cohost of crimes that change america emily compagno. he up more people than in unsafe rollercoaster rider comedian host of michael loftus live on fox stations michael loftus. when things get dicey she gets spicy and she wants lycia. kat timpf. and earth makes them claustrophobic my massive sidekick and host of "fox nation" tyrus. greg: before this starts i would like to basically call all of you and get that are written after the show we will be burning dr. seuss books in bryant park. are you okay with that tyrus? >> don't try to confuse me greg. i'm researching you. an old white man with hidden racist comments in our children's look i went out and purchase purchased seuss-ism so what's missing from that greg? i know you know what it is. is it racism? there is no reason to say it because this entire look is loaded with tricks of the trade watching crazy white men get away with their stuff multitasking. i can hold up the cup and melt the cake three brothers don't have jobs, they always make mistakes. this has always been there. i'm watching all of it, all of it. greg: any more? think outside the box and that is the letter i used to spell zap. what is that greg? this is ridiculous. isms. greg: michael what do you make of that's latest cancellation of the legendary children's book author? >> it's. if they can come after someone some unlike seuss and nothing is safe. i'm sure there are a lot of interesting things in the bible if you ever read it. >> it's next, it it's next the scene of violence. the david fellow murders that poor goliath. >> thank you. the guy got a bum rap. just for being taleek a single that are murdered and they cheered this guy on. i know you loved that. greg: i patterned my life after that. >> i just want the doctor seuss things and because everyone is doing their own rhymes on facebook. greg: yes we get it. one fish two fish red fish sensor fish, we got it. greg: emily, nice pink today. >> that's the smart as he's ever been. he was fantastic rate when the changes battery later on they should add -- and that should have been his campaign slogan. what do you think nance? that sums up biden 100% into john brennan's case about he can identify is whatever he wants. greg: i felt bad kat for the signage person because she was waiting for biden and she had no idea where was going to go. would you do when you are signing for joe? >> you have to drink some coffee, stay on your feet. it was so -- not even oh no, because even his saying no could have gone another way. it wouldn't have just been a simple no. it could have gone on and on and get itself funny that nobody can make fun about it except us. there's a lot of material there. greg: you are absolutely right. none of this stuff shows up anywhere else. a very good point there which is why we are going to have a nightly show kat. >> yeah but i'm getting fired bloch, block,. don't worry i don't need to sleep at night per greg: up next if biden had the gall to say neanderthal. that's next. 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texas is like the guy that takes the risk so other people don't. >> texas is fantastic and i was so wound out with joe biden. he let the down again with neanderthal thing. oh man he could have really slammed him. he could have been like baskets of deplorables. he went neanderthal and i'm not impressed. >> and then fauci defended his saying his thinking is neanderthal. that's exactly what that insult is. the only insult that was -- they have the best abs. but texas do you remember a year ago to flatten the curve so hospitals don't get overwhelmed. if you remember that which sounds like a blast from the past the goal post is moved to even when we have vaccines i don't know if i'm going to go back to school and teach the kids. if you go buy that with their own logic with a richly said it's actually long overdue. it's pretty long-overdue? >> here's the other thing of neanderthal thinking letting illegal aliens come and. it's 108 of them the other day. everywhere they wanted so sorry if i don't want to wear a mask. because our politicians are so far separated from the reality of that they don't care. emily what is your take on this matter? >> well first of all texas is one of 17 states that has released limitations and some never had it to begin within announced a democratic government clearly they aren't with the name-calling. do you realize next year we will have the winter olympics? they are going to have --. >> every border has to be subjected to back? >> it's a brilliant plan by china to check that everybody's back site. listen we are having the olympics. i want to see some booty. greg: i don't know. all right tyrus. >> stop right here. you were so excited right now. greg: tyrus. >> every topic will go back to that at the thing about the woke, the word bloke is past tense which means you woke up late. while he drop the neanderthal insult science the week before had came out to show neanderthals had the same cognitive ability and serious human beings. we are the same thing. when you call someone a neanderthal you are saying they are an equal if you know what's going on but if you don't and things like current events in science is crazy talk to you then calling someone a neanderthal was just fine even though you couldn't be more wrong but again he's not going to remember it. greg: that was a good point. i forgot about that. i've got to move on. texas is like the guy in a zombie movie that says we need supplies. i will go and joe biden is the guy that stays behind and goes we will just stay here and take care of the share of supplies. i hate that person. that's actually made by the way. that's actually made by the way. no, cuomo won't it all starts with an invitation... ...to experience lexus. the invitation to lexus sales event. get 0% apr financing on the 2021 is 300. experience amazing at your lexus dealer. get 0% apr financing on the 2021 is 300. t-mobile is the leader in 5g. we also believe in putting people first by treating them right. so we're upping the benefits without upping the price. introducing magenta max. now with unlimited premium data that can't slow down based on how much smartphone data you use. plus get netflix on us, and taxes and fees included! you won't find this with the other guys. in fact, you'll pay more and get less. right now, pay zero costs to switch! and bring your phone -- we'll pay it off! only at t-mobile. ♪ ♪ are you ready to join the duers? 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so were you thinking of harming yourself, were you having suicidal thoughts? >> yes this is very, very clear. >> now back to the great felt show. for all your headlines look on foxnews.com. the wall street journal is reporting that andrew cuomo state advisors were ordered to author the numbers on nursing home depths e changes reveal thee assessed a fuller accounting of out of facility nursing home deaths as early as summer they could've been modified as early as july 2020. in january, the new york attorneyk general found that the state underreported nursing homes by as much as 50%. and yet the swine won't resign. cuomo address the sexual harassment allegations he's facing from three women and said the magic word, a few times. >> and i could intend no offense but if they were offended by it, then i was wrong and if they were offended by it, i apologize. and if they were hurt by it, i apologize. and if they felt pain from it, i apologize. greg: apologize yes, resign from power get out of here. >> i am not going to resign. i work for the people of the state of new york. they elected me and i'm going to serve the people of the state of new york. greg: e except they don't like you anymore predict leaders emmerson poll has cuomo's raiding at 38%. by the way where are all of cuomo stands now lacks our latest installment of -- what was the most important message you heard from governor cuomo? >> real leadership. >> it's starting to feel like america has this person washington and in a whole different present for the coronavirus. >> you call yourself a cuomo and i agree with you. >> i know you have heard of this but you are well-liked among the ladies people knowing that you are single and you are good looking and some people are calling themselves call almost and they want to date you and marry you. greg: i would tell them to get around but with andy you might be in a nursing home. emily you are a legal mind here is cuomo to? >> i think he is. he prefaced that statement by saying my attorney told me not to make a statement. my piece of legal advice for everyone if your attorneys tell you not to speak, don't. he dug himself into a deeper hole. first he talked about his intent the entire time. he should know because he requires all of his employees to take this sexual harassment training so we know the law for outward and backwards. his intent doesn't matter and how it's perceived and there were a million things in the questions that were immediately proven wrong. they are ticking the boxes but what smart telling on a national level people in his own party haven't quite come out but that same vitriol they did to past situations like this without credible allegations like where are they now? the would be nice if the pendulum stayed in the middle which is amplification a platform to speak. all investigations transparency and fairness and we wait for that conclusion but here they someone we know thus far he is toast and it seems like his primary challenger might be attorney general letitia james. greg: interesting. i don't necessarily agree with emily. she has got to be awful when those parties in new york hate him this much. it's left us that want to resign because they want his seat too literally. >> when it comes to politics you have to take away rationality and decency and if you see a wounded colleague they go in for the kill with it benefits them but if it doesn't they defend them. we have to go back and look at janice dean the hero in the fight she had to bring what she knew was often was not right and all that she took and just do the weather now we do the weather now we are looking at the horrors of that. it's not just the government. everybody was involved in this process and the effort it took to hide numbers opposed to saying at the time when he had america's ear and said -- he could have said what we are doing is not working he would have gotten a second one and now i mean one way i look at it is his indifference. people were dying and he didn't care because it wasn't good for his bottom line. that's basically how it looked. greg: are right so they can we talk about jimmy fallon? >> i talk all the time about the dangers of not being skeptical about the people in power because it allows them to get away with things. i guess i'm going to start a little smaller and say at the very least maybe don't identify your sexuality based on your obsession with someone in power over you like a cuomo. chelsea handler was saying the same thing. i don't want to shame but that attitude is for years she's been talking about this. ultimately it's a bombshell because it's so bad in any one who's paying attention is like well yeah of course. come on guys. a cuomo sexual? the greg: cuomo should blame them. you guys take me on and he kept saying it was. that's my impression in this terrible but michael with you i find it strange the media is more upset about the sexual harassment than the nursing home deaths. >> that's the one is driving me crazy. if you've been paying attention for months like janice dean there are a lot of dead people and everybody is like eon. now he tells some girl i want you to eat the whole sausage and they are like whoa record scratch. it's like watching the end of king kong. he destroyed half of new york but it will be the claims of sexual harassment that will take him down. >> to your point he apologized 17 times during that presser for behavior that made women feel uncomfortable and he is not apologize once for the thousands of deaths under his watch. >> so creepy. if you didn't like it i'm sorry. greg: why does he talk so slow? 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there a lot of toys that are gender specific and they haven't solved the problem of changing those toys and making them gender neutral like they should put its time to get rid of the concept that girls and boys toys altogether. remember rock them sock them robots? jeff: it a rock and a sock trigger member super soaker? that is very male. i prefer a five-gallon refillable water jug and finally remember raggedy ann and raggedy ann date? they are gender specific in how about a rag and another rag? merry christmas. here are your rags and another rag. all rights tyrus you have kids. can we say a brute? >> we say i'd gathering. a baker's dozen. greg: you can't go to the right aisle to find things. >> first of all all the things in california that are going on right now. we are trying to find stores that can't even open for having boys and girls toys in different dials in the toy section. i have a 6-year-old and i have 39-year-old and i'm not getting into all of that right now. greg: that they are not triplets. >> they are not triplets. >> how does this work? >> 2011 was an amazing year. it is what it is. >> you didn't go to china. >> the point is when i take my kids to the toy section to pick out a toy they immediately let me know where they want to go so if my daughter says daddy i want to get a marble action figure we get a marvel action figure of she wants a barbie as long as they are playing and not on their ipad i'm good with that. that way have an issue with his dad i'm confused why is barbie next a he-man? what come you can read? greg: michael you dress like a homeless folk singer but how does this affect you? tyrus is right. we are in the middle of a pandemic and the stores aren't even open and they are doing this stuff. >> that one hurt. it's the most ridiculous thing. living in california to have this be anywhere near priority is just such an insult. you literally have to fend off the armed homeless people avoiding needles in the streets and human but thank goodness the toys are mixed together. if you've ever been late for a kids birthday party and you have to run and you need to know where the gifts are pretty have to get the toy and get out and now they are going to mix it up. we should just have everybody shop at the dump. it's all recycled and all mixed together. all environmentally friendly. greg: right away as a child i loved going to the dump. we would all go to the dump. he would go pick one thing. you only get to pick one thing he would say. >> you just wanted to say. >> i spent a full year begging my parents to take me to the dump and i they never would. greg: there were seagulls and you could buy all sorts of stuff. >> i don't know. when i played with mostly when i was little plastic lizards and rubber bugs which are gurley things. i guess i never thought about it. maybe it is that serious. maybe that's where all my trauma comes from but you are all saying this shouldn't be happening because there's so much going on in california right now which i agree with but i feel like it shouldn't be happening ever. i read this bill. this is the sentence of the bill item 3 toys means all products designed by the manufactured to be used by children when they play. if you are writing this and it governments document ever you've gone too far. where the government was supposed to go. >> when legalese goes wrong. what a idea. greg: what is your take on this? >> i can't believe you were allowed to go to the dump. >> it pains me to say this because we are from california. this is the same state where their overregulation laws. criminal misdemeanor if you would dress seniors by their wrong gender pronoun in a retirement home. i not surprised because there's the answer to everything out there is a legislative reason why you are more an entrepreneur or a small business owner and coming from someone who has everything in ascending order of the thought of not all pink and all blue. like from black to pink. >> for sure. greg: i have to know where the boy doll is because that's where (engines roaring) boy doll is because that's where you get all my clothing. whoo-hoo! cal, you came in hot! shake 'n' bake? shake and bake! 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i think the guy is wrong but i'm no fan of her because i feel she's bragging like he paid for all my dates. my dating experience wasn't like that and i spent more than $35 before the therapy that i had to go to after. i don't like anyone in this situation. not everybody but alex. greg: emily is a woman, as a woman you are told often or i was told growing up that you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find her prince charming. >> as the saying goes i found this whole thing was ridiculous to me. this is the kind of kids that are being raised right now coming in three days later i need $75. i hated it start to finish. if he was going in like a transaction hey let's split it or whatever and that way it's no skin off of anyone's back and what happened to connection and me inviting you out. i've got this because you are my guests. greg: she eats a lot though. tyrus where do you stand on this? >> i stand back on this. first of all where the are you going that she only owes you 35 bucks on three dates but more importantly we are all missing the point. this has nothing to do with money at all. this is late, and and i'm surprise fellows you don't know this. you throw a lot of controversy and because you want to talk to her again so pay. after a few dates do you mind paying me back? why it? they weren't that bad. maybe we can go out again sometime. let's try to get it figured out. that's what he was going for. it doesn't ever work. but that's what he was trying to do and here's where he gets a lucky break and this is $35 well spent because the fact that you would say that to someone and her first move was to put your personal conversation out on twitter for no other reason than to humiliate you and to let her look like she's the great catch you might as well at an extra x to that name because no one is going to stay with someone who you literally have a conversation with then post on social media. that could be a lifetime of nagging and being treated and it's always your fault. >> i knew when guys asked you for money it meant that they really liked you. greg: . >> it was three lovely days. he had a good time. forget the 35 lux. answer my calls. i just want to talk to you. greg: they are both people. >> it's so i want transcripts of the conversation. i want to know what they were talking about. greg: they stumbled into the truth. they are both awful people and they deserve each other. >> yes. >> alex is not nearly as bad as the guide. >> switch roles that was a woman asking a guy to pay her back we would be taught in about oh what a catch. greg: we could talk about this for hours and god knows i would love to but don't forget about my life shows and my book they came out a thousand years ago. april 18 at columbia speedway in south carolina. fingers crossed to nashville august 22 in memphis october 9. go to ggutfeld.com for ticket info. you can't plan for your period's... what the gush moments. but the right pad can. only always ultra thins have rapiddry technology and, they absorb 40% faster. the gush happens fast. that's why always absorbs faster. i'm a performer. always have been. and always will be. never letting anything get in my way. not the doubts, distractions, or voice in my head. and certainly not arthritis. voltaren provides powerful arthritis pain relief to help me keep moving. and it can help you too. feel the joy of movement with voltaren. want to make a name for yourself in gaming? 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