last night last night s oscars were the lowest rated oscars in history. hell, martin scorsese was there and even he didn t watch [ laughter ] senator amy klobuchar released a new ad in new hampshire today, ahead of tomorrow s primary, that claims that president trump has a quote, complete lack of empathy. replied trump, i literally cannot understand how she d feel that way. [ laughter ] to avoid technical difficulties that plagued last week s iowa s democratic caucus, voters in new hampshire will use paper ballots in tomorrow s primary. so now there s absolutely nothing that can go wrong oh, damn it. [ laughter ] damn it, guys. [ applause ] former vice president joe biden said yesterday he will only select a vice president who is younger than him so i guess you re out of luck, redwood trees. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause parasite swept the oscars last night. the last time a parasite did this well wait, sorry oh no. what s that? is this eminem if you had on
Dominica. The Prime Minister posted this on facebook, my roof is gone. I am in the complete mercy of the hurricane. House is flooding. Later, he added, i have been rescued. Puerto rico is also in the hurricanes path. Evacuation centers are opening up. The governor declared a state of emergency. Brian is tracking that storm tonight. Reporter this did blow up in the last 4 hours. Category 1 to category 5, now down to a 4 as it lost a little steam moving over the island, but it will regain strange and kicked up strength and kicking up to 5. The winds place it just right before category 5. Gusts to 195, and it will get booted up to a cat 5, and then as it heads toward puerto rico by sometime later on wednesday, it looks at this point like a bullseye on puerto rico. It will be down to a category 4. Plenty strong to do plenty of damage and were about 36 hours away from that. New clues in a pretty strange attempted robbery t happened on bart. Investigators say the suspect passed a threatening
Dominica. The Prime Minister posted this on facebook, my roof is gone. I am in the the hurricane. House is flooding. Later, he added, i have been rescued. Puerto rico is also in the hurricanes path. Evacuation centers are opening up. The governor declared a state of emergency. Brian is tracking that storm tonight. Reporter this did blow up in the last 4 hours. Category 1 to category 5, now down to a 4 as it lost a little steam moving over the island, but it will regain strange and kicked up strength and kicking up to 5. The winds place it just right before category 5. Gusts to 195, and it will get booted up to a cat 5, and then as it heads toward puerto rico by sometime later on wednesday, it looks at this point like a bullseye on puerto rico. It will be down to a category 4. Plenty strong to do plenty of damage and were about 36 hours away from that. New clues in a pretty strange attempted robbery t happened on bart. Investigators say the suspect passed a threatening note to a passeng
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