Things santa frowns on, in the United States senate. [ laughter ] but it didnt happen. The special election actually turned out to be a very special election after all. Last night doug jones beat roy moore to become the first [ cheers and applause ] democratic senator from alabama since 1992. It was a major upset. A republican losing to a democrat in alabama is like a grizzly bear losing to a fish. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen. Unless the republican happens to be so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the local mall. If the republican youre running against is not allowed inside forever 21, your odds of winning increase significantly. [ laughter ] it is kind of depressing that in 2017, barely not electing an alleged pedophile to the senate is something to celebrate. [ laughter ] but well take what we can get at this point. Team jones, of course, doug jones squad was fired up. This is the scene at jones headquarters when they called it. Pay special attention to the very e
United states senate. [ laughter ] but it didnt happen. The special election actually turned out to be a very special election after all. Last night doug jones beat roy moore to become the first [ cheers and applause ] democratic senator from alabama since 1992. It was a major upset. A republican losing to a democrat in alabama is like a grizzly bear losing to a fish. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen. Unless the republican happens to be so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the local mall. If the republican youre running against is not allowed inside forever 21, your odds of winning increase significantly. [ laughter ] it is kind of depressing that in 2017, barely not electing an alleged pedophile to the senate is something to celebrate. [ laughter ] but well take what we can get at this point. Team jones, of course, doug jones squad was fired up. This is the scene at jones headquarters when they called it. Pay special attention to the very enthusiastic gentleman in the mi
The state of alabama had a special election to decide whether or not an alleged sexual predator of young girls would be their senator. Remember when we used to find out politicians were dirtbags after we elected them . [ laughter ] i dont know the results yet. The polls just closed. I do know that roy moore, he shouldnt even be in im not talking about the senate race. I mean the human race. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its mind boggling. Today he rode a horse named sassy to his polling place. [ laughter ] young girls love ponies, i guess. I dont know. [ laughter ] theres been plenty of opposition to roy moore even from within his own party. The other republican senator from alabama spoke out against him and said he did not vote for him. He would not vote for him. President trumps daughter ivanka spoke out against him. She said theres a special place in hell for people who prey on children. And their dad was like, yes, but before that, theres a special place for him in the senat
Out politicians were dirtbags after we elected them . [ laughter ] i dont know the results yet. The polls just closed. I do know that roy moore, he shouldnt even be in im not talking about the senate race. I mean the human race. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its mind boggling. Today he rode a horse named sassy to his polling place. [ laughter ] young girls love ponies, i guess. I dont know. [ laughter ] theres been plenty of opposition to roy moore even from within his own party. The other republican senator from alabama spoke out against him and said he did not vote for him. He would not vote for him. President trumps daughter ivanka spoke out against him. She said theres a special place in hell for people who prey on children. And their dad was like, yes, but before that, theres a special place for him in the senate. By me. [ laughter ] so there are rumblings, if he wins, Republican Leaders might not even put roy moore on any committees. Which would be roy moore could become t
Remember when we used to find out politicians were dirtbags after we elected them . [ laughter ] i dont know the results yet. The polls just closed. I do know that roy moore, he shouldnt even be in im not talking about the senate race. I mean the human race. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] its mind boggling. Today he rode a horse named sassy to his polling place. [ laughter ] young girls love ponies, i guess. I dont know. [ laughter ] theres been plenty of opposition to roy moore even from within his own party. The other republican senator from alabama spoke out against him and said he did not vote for him. He would not vote for him. President trumps daughter ivanka spoke out against him. She said theres a special place in hell for people who prey on children. And their dad was like, yes, but before that, theres a special place for him in the senate. By me. [ laughter ] so there are rumblings, if he wins, Republican Leaders might not even put roy moore on any committees. Which wou