Despite puerto rico being hit with one in 2017 said trump, well, ive also never heard of puerto rico [ laughter ] so President Trump faced International Criticism this weekend after he was seen playing golf instead of staying in the office to monitor the progress of Hurricane Dorian though, honestly, would that be better [ light laughter ] making trump monitor the hurricane would be like making your 4yearold do the dishes. After about five minutes, youd be like, you know what, tyler, just go out and play [ laughter ] go out and play. [ cheers and applause President Trump fired his personal assistant last week, after it was reported that she made derogatory comments about his family to members of the White House Press pool though that wasnt the main thing he was angry about weve had a pool this whole time [ laughter ] find out where the pool is. [ applause ] the white house recently provided reporters with a 26point list of what it considers to be President Trumps key accomplishments. T
Been treated so badly as i have. [ laughter ] even more amazing, he tweeted it from the Abraham Lincoln room in the john f. Kennedy library. [ laughter ] President Trump [ cheers and applause President Trump today released a transcript of the controversial phone call between him and the president of ukraine, which seemed to include some incriminating information and man, that is not good. [ laughter ] its like when someone has a face tattoo that says, hail satan. [ laughter ] if thats what youre showing people, what are you hiding . [ laughter and applause according to the call according to the call transcript released this morning, President Trump told the president of ukraine, quote, the United States has been very, very good to ukraine i wouldnt say that its reciprocal necessarily because things are happening that are not good, but the United States has been very, very good to ukraine. Good lord, trump is the worst criminaler ] hes like a character from the sopranos who everyone kno
Privately asked aides for a cost estimate of ilding a waterfilled trench along the border that is filled with snakes and alligators. [ laughter ] or as he called it today, a moot. [ laughter ] i swear, trump has the only phone in the world with autoincorrect [ laughter ] thats right President Trump privately asked aides about building a waterfilled trench along the border filled with snakes and alligators sometimes, i think trump got his entire immigration policy from the back of an eighthgraders notebook [ laughter ] i want a trench full of alligators were going to need a big transparent cube and then, if theres money in the budget a cool s. [ laughter ] seriously, did trump fall asleep watching temple of doom again . Another another good i think i should always have a whip is that a good idea . [ laughter ] President Trump today wrongly attacked the Washington Post for a story about his Border Control proposals which was actually published in the New York Times. Oh, who cares which p
Good morning. The committee will come to order. Thank you for joining us today. Im pleased to welcome federal trade commissioner Joseph Simons and commissioner chopra. Batting. 100 so far . 1000. Its the cupping im thinking of. It has been more than seven years since the ftc has appeared before this Sub Committee. Youre right. Its overdue, and ftc is one of the most important agencies this Sub Committee funds. And its only gotten more important over the last few years. You have enormous jurisdiction. Policing most sectors of our economy for bad behavior. You crack down on abusive robocallers. They investigate data breaches that expose sensitive personal information. They analyze consolidation in the health care market. Helping to limit abusive pricing for essential drugs and health services. Perhaps at the front of mind they are the top cop on the beat for Consumer Privacy violations and other issues in the Technology Sector. This is something everyone worries about these days. Democra
President trump. And ive had my doubts in the past but i think this time shes serious. [ laughter ] President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And i got to say, dude, whats going on with your face . [ laughter ] youre starting to look like the nailed it cake version of yourself [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats right President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And to prove hes not a robot, he read a captcha. Lgbtq [ laughter and applause seth President Trump this morning denied reports that he withheld military aid from ukraine in order to pressure of the country to investigate former Vice President joe biden and his family he denied it and thats how you know he did it [ light laughter ] not because he always lies because that story is too weird and confusing to just deny [ laughter ] if someone told you, hey, people are saying you withheld military aid from ukraine to force an investigation into joe biden, you wouldnt say, no, i didnt. [ laughter ]