I dont believe you. [ light laughter ] Hillary Clinton will be the 2017 Commencement Speaker at Wellesley College while joe biden is getting ready for freshman orientation at umass. [ laughter and applause ] back in the game former president obama was spotted on vacation in the Virgin Islands yesterday, wearing a backwards baseball cap and flipflops, and completely ignoring the bat signal. [ laughter and applause ] oh, oh. Im done. Im out of the game. I dont do that anymore. I have my flipflops on. [ light laughter ] hat backwards. I dont do it. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie yesterday, slammed the rollout of President Trumps executive order on immigration, saying it was terrible. Added christie, it was the worst rollout since that time i got stuck in a hammock. Cnn will host a debate next week between senators ted cruz and bernie sanders, theyre calling it alien versus senator. [ laughter and applause ] Hillary Clinton [ applause ] Hillary Clinton is reportedly writing a book of p
It will be the First Political memoir written entirely in all caps. [ laughter ] according to a recent report, u. S. Bacon reserves have hit a 50 year low. I cant talk now, chris, said trump, trying to get off the phone. [ laughter ] but fair warning, they will kick you out of ihop. [ laughter ] a team of researchers in the netherlands recently built a 46footlong bridge made with cannabis hemp, finally, a bridge everybody wants to burn. [ light laughter ] uh, i think i downloaded that one. Said everyone using regular tinder. [ laughter and applause ] orangutan, orangutan, orangutan. Gibbon. A ferret, you guys, a ferret. [ light laughter ] a ferret is recovering after receiving a heart pacemaker, during a surgery at kansas state university. [ audience aws ] the bad news, it wasnt for him. [ laughter ] you gave it to a what . [ light laughter ] i was on a waiting list. A ferret . [ light laughter ] i was going to say something, but its well, she died right after the picture. [ audience o
It will be the First Political memoir written entirely in all caps. [ laughter ] according to a recent report, u. S. Bacon reserves have hit a 50 year low. I cant talk now, chris, said trump, trying to get off the phone. [ laughter ] but fair warning, they will kick you out of ihop. [ laughter ] a team of researchers in the netherlands recently built a 46footlong bridge made with cannabis hemp, finally, a bridge everybody wants to burn. [ light laughter ] uh, i think i downloaded that one. Said everyone using regular tinder. [ laughter and applause ] orangutan, orangutan, orangutan. Gibbon. A ferret, you guys, a ferret. [ light laughter ] a ferret is recovering after receiving a heart pacemaker, during a surgery at kansas state university. [ audience aws ] the bad news, it wasnt for him. [ laughter ] you gave it to a what . [ light laughter ] i was on a waiting list. A ferret . [ light laughter ] i was going to say something, but its well, she died right after the picture. [ audience o
It will be the First Political memoir written entirely in all caps. [ laughter ] according to a recent report, u. S. Bacon reserves have hit a 50 year low. I cant talk now, chris, said trump, trying to get off the phone. [ laughter ] but fair warning, they will kick you out of ihop. [ laughter ] a team of researchers in the netherlands recently built a 46footlong bridge made with cannabis hemp, finally, a bridge everybody wants to burn. [ light laughter ] uh, i think i downloaded that one. Said everyone using regular tinder. [ laughter and applause ] orangutan, orangutan, orangutan. Gibbon. A ferret, you guys, a ferret. [ light laughter ] a ferret is recovering after receiving a heart pacemaker, during a surgery at kansas state university. [ audience aws ] the bad news, it wasnt for him. [ laughter ] you gave it to a what . [ light laughter ] i was on a waiting list. A ferret . [ light laughter ] i was going to say something, but its well, she died right after the picture. [ audience o
Comedy central from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor thank you so much welcome, everybody, welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. Thank you for tuning in. Our guest tonight, maker of some of the funniest comedies around, judd apatow is here with us. First, real quick, do you guys remember nigel farage, trumps b. S. S. , and the antiimglant politician against brexit, the guy who looks like a muppet and smokes . That guy . Well dont worry about him. Just watch the kid. Her majesty, its time to knight mr. Farage. If you would like to kneel there. Dont hurt me. Well, thank you. You are now sir nigel farage. Thank you very much. Im honored. My mommy said you hate foreigners. No, no, listen, girl, no, no, no. Youre not supposed to say that. Thats very naughty. Trevor no, no, no, no, no i dont normally like kids, but that one can stay. That one can stay. How did they find the only fiveyearold with a ha